FactCheck goes and looks at Barack Obama’s birth certificate - the real, live thing that they can hold in their hands. Because they are not fucking nuts, they conclude that the document is, in fact, a real birth certificate which certifies Obama’s birth in the United States on August 4, 1961.
Never ones to be deterred by facts, pictures or common sense, the Obama Conspirajadeen are back on the case, proving why Obama got a fake birth certificate, then took a public trip to Hawaii to pick up another real birth certificate when he could have just ordered another one through the mail, scanned in the fake one first and handed it out, then came back and let another organization use the real one…which was conveniently time-stamped fourteen months prior to when he was supposed to have obtained it. And the reason all of this makes sense? Barack Obama has secret and nefarious connections to Factcheck.org!
Enough of me, let’s let the nuts speak for themselves. And please note that I’m not bringing over Atlas Shrugs’ overuse of bold, italics and colors, because it makes my head hurt enough as it is.