It’s a very, very, very bad thing that this happened...if it did. 

I only have two questions: what dyslexic/mirrored mugger gently scratches a backwards B into someone’s face, and why was she conveniently Twittering the exact setup to the mugging right before it happened? 

I’m not saying that it didn’t happen, necessarily.  I’m just saying it’s ridiculously suspicious that a McCain staffer in McCain’s last-ditch state happens to run into an insane-yet-conscientious pro-Obama mugger right after she makes a public, datemarked record that she’s potentially at risk of mugging.  I certainly hope that she recovers and that the mugger is brought to justice.  Provided there is one.