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Al Qaeda is now staffed with little green men

Gah, sorry this is up so late.  I misread the date on it.

The War on Terra—-the propaganda tool used to convince otherwise sane people to give up rights and common sense, not the cover story for imperialism—-has officially jumped the shark.  It’s been used by the TSA to justify harassing passengers at airports, by the Bush administration to tap your phones, by the Bush administration to win the 2004 election through the government-funded campaign strategy called the Homeland Security Advisory System, by defense contractors looking for a way to feast on taxpayer money, by the creators of “24”, and by people trying to sell you gas masks and American flags.  But as a way to pressure the U.S. government to waste money and time investigating sightings of little green men?  And in the paper of record.

Nick Pope’s argument is that the U.S. is putting itself at the risk of a terrorist attack because we don’t investigate UFO sightings.  No, really. 

A healthy skepticism about extraterrestrial space travelers leads people to disregard U.F.O. sightings without a moment’s thought. But in the United States, this translates into overdependence on radar data and indifference to all kinds of unidentified aircraft — a weakness that could be exploited by terrorists or anyone seeking to engage in espionage against the United States.

It sounds almost reasonable, and Nick Pope has been employed by the British government as a UFO investigator, probably because he make crazy sound reasonable.  But do not be fooled.  I have reason to believe that Pope is making a bad faith argument when he says we should investigate imaginary aliens because they might be terrorists who just happened to have gotten their hands on technology that hides them on radar.  (And they were stuck with box cutters just 7 years ago!)  I did an Amazon search and found that Pope has convinced himself that there’s something to some of these sightings of UFOs.  So I suspect that what he hopes will happen is that the U.S. government will investigate some of these sightings and eventually be able to prove that little green men visit us on a regular basis, vindicating him in his belief.  I sympathize with his hopes, but don’t think the government should spend a thin dime helping keep his hopes alive.

There’s two good reasons not to spend time or money investigating UFO claims, which we know to be a product of hallucinations/wishful thinking.  One it costs money that could go to real projects.  The other is that investigation gives the UFO nuts hope.  If we pay any serious attention to them, they’ll thrive on that for decades.  Even if the U.S. government says that its investigations turned up nothing, that gives them grist for the conspiracy theory mill.  It’s not just about wasting money, but wasting it in a way that’s going to make an already-existing social problem worse.

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 04:16 PM • (12) Comments

One of my favorite UFO stories was from film historian David J. Skal in his book Screams of Reason.  While living in the Midwest (Ohio, I think), he saw a strange craft hovering over the street.  It was absolutely real, but he knows it wasn’t an alien craft ... because it had red and green landing lights on the bottom.

If you live near fairly remote Air Force bases, you will see strange aircraft, and they’re not imaginary.  But they sure as shit aren’t being flown by little green terrorists.

Comment #1: Mnemosyne  on  07/29  at  04:39 PM

Before I clicked over, I thought “well, maybe there is a serious point to be made about ignoring reports of unidentified aircraft” thinking that by aircraft he meant, well, aircraft. But he doesn’t. He means saucers and discs and triangular-shaped craft – the whole panoply of alien airships. That brings it back to a point you touched on – how do people lacking traditional offensive military capacity possibly manage to create never-before seen flying objects?

I think it’s a win-win for him though. Either the government spends money to investigate, giving credence to their main point of view that UFOs exist, or the government doesn’t, giving credence to their other point of view that the government is trying to cover-up something.

Comment #2: Dweeze  on  07/29  at  04:51 PM

Via Amazon: If Pope is correct, Earth is currently in the middle of an interplanetary war.

So is the “War on Terra” an intentional pun or just happy coincidence?

Comment #3: Sarcastro  on  07/29  at  04:51 PM

Of course, Obama was sent by rocketship to Earth just before his native planet Krypton exploded, so there might be something to this.

Comment #4: Dweeze  on  07/29  at  04:53 PM

It really is too bad, because there’s no question that any terrorists worth their salt would love to use radar-transparent aircraft for certain kinds of attacks. But the noise from ufo loons swamps any possible signal.

I’ve always been confused, btw, by the way people ask “Do you believe in UFOs?” Do I believe that people see apparently-flying things that they can’t identify? Of course. Do I believe that some of those things can’t be retrospectively identified with absolute certainty, even by experts with access to lots of additional data? Sure. Oh, you’re asking whether I believe that some/many of those unidentified apparently-flying things are vehicles piloted by intelligent beings from other planets, who routinely kidnap humans for use as specimens. Uh, no.

In a lot of ways it’s like asking “Do you believe in God?” albeit UFOs might be better defined.

Comment #5: paul  on  07/29  at  05:03 PM

It’s interesting how this stuff all comes together—several years ago, I told my wife my theory that George W. Bush had modeled his whole persona on Shakespeare’s Prince Hal/ Henry V; he wanted to be the guy who had been a total screw-up, but became the leader his country needed when the time was right—to the point that he manufactured an entire war.  My wife thought this sounded reasonable, but countered, “I don’t for a moment believe George W. Bush read the history plays.”  After giving it a bit more thought (and having a bit more to drink), I admitted she was right, but that Bush was therefore just playing the Bill Pullman president character from Independence Day, which was a poor attempt to create a Prince Hal-esque president in an attempt to lend gravitas to a shitty movie.  Bush even wore the damn flight suit, in fact. 

Please, dear God, don’t let someone read this article to him.  This is an idea that does not need to be planted in his head.

Comment #6: Bradley  on  07/29  at  05:12 PM

Bradley -
My wife thought this sounded reasonable, but countered, “I don’t for a moment believe George W. Bush read the history plays.”

On the one hand, you don’t give him enough credit.  Despite his lack of intellectual curiosity, the man did graduate with a History major from Yale.  I suspect that at some point in his collegiate life he was exposed to the classics, even if he only read the Cliff’s Notes version of them.

OTOH, I think you give him too much credit.  He’s clearly bumbled his way through life with no real plan and seems to have done the same with his Presidency.  If he’s set himself up as a Prince Hal figure it’s probably been completely by accident, not design.

Comment #7: NonyNony  on  07/29  at  05:32 PM

Of course that’s what the aliens want you to think.

Comment #8: dc  on  07/29  at  09:10 PM

This is kind of funny, because just last weekend I was trying to explain to a tin-foil-hat prone friend that the best argument for the government not being in on some sort of alien conspiracy is the Bush Administration.  They are composed of Epic Fail, on every level.  They have destroyed everything they’ve touched for the last 7 years.  They even tend to fail at keeping their evil plans secret and convincing people to move along, nothin’ to see here.  If there was anything to the traditional UFO narrative, either the whole thing would have been leaked ages ago.  Either that or we’d have been vaporized by the evil alien overlords after somehow managing to mortally offend them and ruin the alliance once and for all.  The conspiracy theories only hold up under a vaguely competent government.

Comment #9: The Opoponax  on  07/29  at  09:14 PM

Or perhaps all the other atrocities have been so when news of the alien conspiracy leaks out we’re relieved.

Comment #10: paul  on  07/29  at  09:50 PM

Sarcastro, for ages before realizing it was a textual representation of an accent I thought “War on Terra” was the Bush Admin’s anti-environmental policies.

Comment #11: Rebecca  on  07/29  at  11:11 PM

I love seeing the ads that get plugged into this page sometimes.  Currently there’s one headlined “USA is in Bible Prophecy - What every Christian should know.  Could the Final Conflict be Here?”

This is just a guess now, but Amanda doesn’t have any control over what ads get placed here, does she?

Comment #12: ummeli  on  07/30  at  11:53 AM
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