Andy Cobb turns the actual writings of homophobic right-wing bleater Glenn Beck into a hilarious, if gut-churning video. It’s safe to say that the Faux News talking head has some...serious issues.
No really, this is Glenn Beck’s actual written-down, published work...Beck justifies it as part of a larger lesson about “teh gey iz bad,” (I’m paraphrasing here), but cm’on. Plenty of people are homophobes without also being sister-licking weird about it.
Even if you dont think of Beck’s “Casper the friendly hatemonger” pasty egg-shaped form engaging in this stuff, its enough to haunt your dreams. It’s the rare work of literature where labeling the author a “motherfucker” would be a kind of lateral move--but he’s a rare talent.
DRILL BABY DRILL, THE SERIES: From contraception to homosexuality, Conservatives seem to think they know how folks should behave in the bedroom.
Well, what do they say about sex? How do they, y’know, talk sexy? The answers may surprise you. They may also make you throw up in your mouth a little bit.
There is a preview at the end for the next video in Andy’s series...a look at Billo’s proclivities.
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Isn’t it obvious? Beck is a /b/tard. (You thought sane people posted things on alt.sex.stories.incest?)
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Actually, it’s really just a lump of fried mashed chickpeas and onions. They’re actually quite good, though the texture takes a little getting used to.
I didn’t know that Beck had published anything about fucking his sister, and I don’t want to know anymore. But I will tell you this - I knew from the first time I looked into his eyes that he was bug-shagging, batshit insane. And when I read that he was a former (?) coke addict who has had a nervous breakdown, I thought; “yeah, that’s gotta be the least of it.”
So that cons watch this guy and take him seriously goes a long way to evidencing just how f’d up they really are.
An ex-cokehead? Explains a lot. It is said that many born-agains become that way primarily as a substitue addiction. Though one has to move to pure self-repression to explain right-wing writers’ fascination with kinky sex.
Actually, it’s really just a lump of fried mashed chickpeas and onions. They’re actually quite good, though the texture takes a little getting used to.
Yeah, I have them in kebabs instead of meat. It was just too good a line to let pass…
You’re probably confusing it with a loofah.
Have we slept together? Because you sound *just* like my- um, never mind.
It becomes clear why these people are bigoted homophobes. If gay people are allowed to live their lives and be full-status citizens, that means these nut jobs all have to go out and bang their siblings.
If I hear one more conservative talk about how gay people need to just stay in the closet and continue to be refused equal rights because THINK OF THE SISTERS, I will puke.
One more thing ... lithium is long acting, not short acting. Missing one dose won’t result in a person being nuts the next day. Not taking meds for a long period of time may result in a mania over the course of weeks.
Ms. Kate LOL! Because making fun of eating disorders is the funniest thing ever! NOT.
I hate Ann Coulter, but we don’t need to call her a transvestite or transsexual or mock her for being thin. You know why? Because those kind of jokes harm trans people and contribute to body-shaming against women more than they hurt her.
JessSnark, for somebody with that handle, you sure don’t get it.
Perhaps I should have used my “snark” tags for the clueless, even if the post is about bizarre reichwing fantasies? Or do you really believe from your sheltered, no jokes allowed world that a vomitorium really exists, let alone gender segregated vomitoria ... or will that get me one of your special lectures about transphobia too???
Nah, there’s just a long and glorious history of misogynist mockery of Coulter, stuff that is unquestionably not cool, and you unfortunately referenced it. If it’d been the first joke, it would’ve been funny. Way of the world.
Comment #29: Punditus Maximus on 06/08 at 02:48 PM
AHHHHHHH :(