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Another fake women’s health center exposed

Anti-choicers who wish to get hold of young women and feed them full of lies about birth control and abortion are getting more clever about hiding their agenda, it looks like.  RH Reality Check has an expose by Heather Corinna about the American Pregnancy Association and the American Pregnancy Helpline, linked anti-choice groups dedicated to discouraging unmarried young women from using either contraception or abortion (or keeping babies they do have—-everything on the site pushes you towards giving up your child for adoption).  The alarming thing about the APA is that an initial review of their materials would lead you to think they’re a responsible pro-choice organization, because they admit that abortion is an option.  In fact, they resemble a responsible pro-choice organization to the degree that various other pro-choice websites have linked them and provided referrals.  It’s only if you start digging around that you see that the site intends to point young women who visit the site towards local “crisis pregnancy centers”—-anti-choice fake clinics that give you free pregnancy tests and then hit you with guilt trips if you were considering abortion and pamphlets trying to scare you out of using contraception.


They want to direct you into a CPC if you’re pregnant or not, it turns out.  The Helpline has a fake “quiz” up to determine if you’re exhibiting enough pregnancy symptoms to require a test.  Surprise surprise, you’re probably pregnant, you poor slutty dear.  It’s not actually a quiz, because no matter what answers you put in, it tells you to go to a crisis pregnancy center for a test.  They don’t tell you about the lies and the guilt trips you have to endure for the test.  I entered that I was not sexually active in the quiz, but that yes, I do have headaches.  (Actually, not true.  I never have a headache.)  And it warned that I may still be pregnant and should be tested to be sure.  I wondered how dumb they thought I was, but then remembered in high school how you’d hear rumors about non-sex-based ways to get pregnant, like from pools or toilet seats.  I could definitely see someone, especially someone who got the non-education they call “abstinence-only”, taking this in a panic and then going to the local CPC to be told (hopefully) that they aren’t actually pregnant, but that they should never ever take a birth control pill because they’re so dangerous.  And don’t work.  And neither do condoms.  And let’s hope you’re back soon brewing a real baby to give up for adoption.

Anyway, I know it’s not much distraction from the Edwards story, but it’s still a good expose, and if you know any organization that’s giving referrals to this place, contact them and let them know that it’s probably best to go with the tried and true: Planned Parenthood.

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 07:40 PM • (16) Comments

It said I could be pregnant and I’m a guy (it doesn’t ask what gender I am).

Comment #1: JohnL  on  08/08  at  08:19 PM

Ugh, I just want to kick someone.

Contraception doesn’t work, you can’t have an abortion, and don’t keep the baby b/c it’ll ruin your life, you little slut.

It’s like they want to run an adoption mill…but what do they plan to do with the babies that aren’t white and 100% healthy?

Comment #2: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  08/08  at  08:36 PM

Of course it doesn’t ask what gender you are, JohnL. The test is for people who are concerned that they might be pregnant. It’s assuming that you’re a female because otherwise you would have no real reason to be taking the test.

You know what my favorite part is? How I told it that I was a virgin, and then it told me that I still might be pregnant. And then it said that “the only 100% effective method of birth control is abstinence”.

Comment #3: Lenina  on  08/08  at  08:39 PM

Yeah, John, you’re supposed to go to the “Guy’s Corner” where they tell you to call them to find out if you have to pay child support, pay for the abortion, or sign anything for adoption.

All their info on the IUD is wrong.  According to their table, withdrawal is apparently more effective than NFP.

And if the only 100% effective method of birth control is abstinence, then where did the Baby Jesus come from, huh?!?!1?  I think they had just better change that to a 0.0001% failure rate.

Abstinence doesn’t have side effects, either.  It’s not like you’ll be frustrated, smugly holier-than-thou, envious or need to break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend who wants a normal relationship (like 95% of Americans have).

Comment #4: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  08/08  at  08:45 PM

According to the quiz I could be pregnant because of my frequent urination.  I have had that since I was in diapers, but what the hell, I might as well submit myself to some anti-choice propoganda at a CPC just in case!

I also currently have my period, but the quiz does not seem to care.

Comment #5: GumbyAnne  on  08/08  at  08:48 PM

It’s like they want to run an adoption mill…but what do they plan to do with the babies that aren’t white and 100% healthy?

To be fair, they do have a Medicaid application. 

Honestly, my sense is that they see non-white children and disabled children as collateral damage in their quest to restore the adoption market to its pre-Roe days.  Which, to be fair, is how such children were treated then anyway.  They didn’t even register as a point of concern.  There’s no doubt that pregnancy homes—-which CPCs hope to replace if abortion is banned again—-declined as abortion laws were liberalized and then finally abortion was legalized.  And without pregnancy homes ripping babies from teenage girls and putting them up for adoption before the mothers even saw the babies, the number of adoptable babies on the market went into a decline best described as a freefall.  But it’s not certain that abortion is the cause exactly.  Because the number of single mothers went up as the adoption rate went down. 

It seems the better explanation is that abortion rates stay somewhat stable, if it’s legal or not, but that the legalization of abortion was part of a larger social program of liberating women, a program that made single motherhood a preferable option to giving a baby up for adoption.  Also, the logic behind abortion legalization—-that women are full citizens with full rights to control their own bodies—-made pregnancy homes, and practices like chaining up teenage girls or sedating them so they couldn’t fight for their babies became unsavory.

Comment #6: Amanda Marcotte  on  08/08  at  09:00 PM

My favorite part was when I followed the “Are you having any symptoms of pregnancy?” link and the first symtom was was bleeding (“Other Explanations: Actual menstruation”) and also backaches (“Other Explanations: Impending menstruation”), so even if you already had your period you should definitely call them.

I realize that some pregnant women do have bleeding, but I can just imagine the scene:

“Really, I don’t think I’m pregnant; I’m having my period right now.”

“No, no, that means you’re extra pregnant.”

Comment #7: Lindsey  on  08/08  at  09:54 PM

A good friend of mine found herself in need of counseling when she got pregnant.  She called one of these goddamn lying sack of shit places and was put through a fucking huge amount of grief before she figured out they were shitting her about giving a damn about anything other than convincing her to go to term.  Then she called Planned Parenthood, who connected her with people who actually gave s hit about the fact she’s ya’no a *person* and she was able to make an informed decision to abort the pregnancy.

Comment #8: togolosh  on  08/08  at  11:09 PM

I answered negatory on every single question in the quiz and still got a result that, if I was a freaked out teenager, might lean me towards “zomg what if I’m pregnant?!!”  Which is hella fucked up.

I’ll also report that I’ve been seeing ads in the subway lately for an NYC area crisis pregnancy center.  The especially horrible thing is that Planned Parenthood also sometimes advertises in the subways, and the ads look eerily similar.  As if the design team for the CPC deliberately aped PPNYC ads.  I’m tempted to print up stickers that say ANTI-CHOICE!  DON’T GO HERE! and do a little culture jamming.

Comment #9: The Opoponax  on  08/08  at  11:27 PM

“the number of adoptable babies on the market went into a decline best described as a freefall.”

Actually there is plenty of adoptable babies in the US if you don’t want white or asian or even healthy. Also why stop at adopting babies there are plenty of four to say sixteen year olds looking for good homes that would much prefer to call the adopted parents their real parents versus their biological documented parents.

Comment #10: tootiredoftheright  on  08/08  at  11:29 PM

i just want to revel in the fact that the trolls are so busy in the other thread, that we got 10 comments in to a thread that mentions abortion without an anti-choicer whining “what about the bayyybeeeez”.

i think it might be a record, not just for pandagon, but for all of the feminist and progressive blogosphere. i feel like amanda and pandagon as a whole deserve a blue ribbon or something. can somebody contact the guiness book people?

Comment #11: jessilikewhoa  on  08/08  at  11:50 PM

Crisis pregnancy centers, like the National Right to Life, exploits women for profit and their own self-serving agenda.  We need to expose all of the CPCs in the continental US and all US territories.

Comment #12: Jovan1984  on  08/09  at  01:44 AM

It’s all so Handmaid’s Tale.  That is one of my favourite ever books but studying it as an 18 year old I thought it was rather a far fetched vision of the future.  I’m just starting to realise how wrong I was - these people really do want to bring about Gilead.

Comment #13: Katherine  on  08/09  at  05:36 AM

yep, a menopausal woman not having sex (for >> 9 mo) but having occasional headaches could indeed be pregnant. That must mean that I am Sarah. And that that non-existent man is going to take our future son to the mountaintop and try to sacrifice him.

Comment #14: NancyP  on  08/09  at  02:00 PM

Abstinence is NOT 100% effective in preventing pregancies. 
For more information, look up “rape”, date rape”, “incest” in the dictionary of your friendly neighborhood library.

Comment #15: happyfungirl  on  08/10  at  12:15 PM

I know that it’s pointless to harp on the details of a place that is so obviously flawed, but come on…  It’s not a “test” if you have a STATIC RESULTS PAGE: 

http://www.thehelpline.org/online-pregnancy-test/results/

Oh, and I love this line:  “Missing your period is one of the biggest signs that you might be pregnant…”

I know that a missed period is one of the panic-inducing “classic” indicators of pregnancy.  I know that it is what girls panic about in locker rooms, and that probably every sitcom since I was born has had someone say the heart-stopping line:  “My period is late.”

...But this STILL pisses me off.  I’m twenty-two.  I’ve been menstruating since I was ten or eleven.  I have never had sex.  And I *still* miss about one cycle a year (and the other eleven are about as far from “regular” as you can get).  Girls need to be told that their bodies don’t necessarily run like clockwork.

Comment #16: Sara  on  08/10  at  12:27 PM
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