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Authentic Texans vs. blood-and-flesh Texans

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American politics are dominated by culture war, and one of the most disturbing aspects of the culture war is the quest for authenticity---especially since what is considered most authentic is usually measured in the ugliest possible way.  Take, for instance, Paul Waldman's examination of how Rick Perry plays the "authenticity" card.  Perry's schtick is that he's more Texan-than-thou, and his Texanness is defined very specifically as a brand of hyper-masculinity: the bigger man/Texan is the meaner, stupider, more violent man/Texan.  There's a lot of ironies inside this kind of authenticity-tripping, the biggest being that the measure of what is "authentic" are based in plain old myth-making.  Waldman talks a bit about how the myth of the cowboy is beloved in the U.S. because it appeals to this sense of authenticity, but it is pure myth:

Violence and the culture of honor have always been key themes in cowboy mythology, which is less a construction of history than a production of the American entertainment industry. It was essentially invented by Buffalo Bill Cody, whose wild west show toured the country and the world beginning in 1882.

This is absolutely correct.  Unlike 95% of Americans, I've actually known cowboys in my time, as in "men (and women) who work huge Western cattle ranches" kind of cowboys.  The job always struck me as uniquely boring and people's attachment to it was baffling to me.  You spend a lot of time.....watching cows.  And if you've never watched a cow before, I can assure you, cows are not here to entertain us.  Quite possibly the opposite.  Cows, like Rick Perry, are boring and stupid.  Perry is actually puffing certain aspects of his persona up in order to be considered more "authentic", a contradiction that should cause the concept of authenticity to fold up on itself and die, but unfortunately, in an America that cannot tell fantasy from reality, exaggerating your life in order to seem more authentic is surprisingly effective. 

But outside and within the state of Texas, this idea that Texans are Real Men, and Real Men are stupid, violent assholes has this hold over people, and it pisses me the fuck off. It's bad for the country, bad for men and women, and bad for Texans as a whole, because it erases the truly vibrant culture of the state and replaces it with the image of a whooping redneck with shit for brains.  Take, for instance, this bit of shameful business:

You may have heard the story of Cameron Todd Willingham, who was convicted and executed for murdering his daughters by setting fire to their house, a crime of which he was almost certainly innocent. As Politico recently reported, when the campaign of Republican senator Kay Baily Hutchinson, who was challenging Perry in a 2010 gubernatorial primary, considered raising the issue, they tested it with focus groups. One voter memorably told them, “It takes balls to execute an innocent man.”

Actually, it does not.  It's an act of cowardice, as proved by Hutchinson's eventual fear of bringing it up.  That's always the contradiction at the heart of the manly man business---it's about acting all tough, but preening masculinity is fundamentally an act of cowardice.  It's rooted in insecurity and fear of how others will see you.  When you kill an innocent man because you're too afraid to let him go because you live in fear of people who've decided that masculinity is mutually exclusive from morality, you are a coward.  A quivering-in-your-boots, pissing-on-your-jeans coward.  

But hey, I'll give you this: you're still a Texan.  For some reasons that are obvious and some that are not, I'm not fond of this Real Texan bullshit.  Texas, like any place else, should be defined by the people who actually live there.  Which isn't to say that the state doesn't have  a distinct culture that can be identified, but that can also evolve, as cultures do.  As I noted in the most recent Bloggingheads I was on, there's a lot of iconic Texas culture that isn't politically loaded with these sexist, racist, anti-intellectual, pro-violence cultural markers.  Living in Austin, for instance, you would suffer occasionally from ignorant rednecks pulling the "Austin isn't real Texas" card, to which I'd say, "Yeah, Stevie Ray Vaugh, Willie Nelson, and some of the best barbeque in the country somehow means we're not real Texas".  I'd go further much further even in rejecting the concept of "Real Texas".  Texas is country-western, barbeque, and guns, but Texas is also the eccentric Houston hip-hop scene, the imaginative vegetarian cuisine of Austin, and people swimming in some of the coolest natural spring pools in the country.  Texas is Wille Nelson, but Texas is also Spoon.  Rick Perry is a Texan, but so is George Bush, and, more importantly, so were Ann Richards and Molly Ivins and Barbara Jordan, and so is Jim Hightower.  

I'd genuinely like to see this whole cult of authenticity fall away.  The irony is that when it does is when we can finally take a look at ourselves and see ourselves for what we really are, and we're more complex and interesting than any myth-making about authenticity provides.  

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 08:31 AM • (75) Comments

Wingnuts celebrated an dim, ‘roided, sexual predator, funny-talkin’ Austrian action figure to the governors’ office in California on the basis of playing tough guys (and robots) in the movies.

A fake, tough-guy, wealthy, conservative-speakin’, Hollywierd actor with a history of molesting women was sure to piss off liberals. That’s enough!

If liberals think you are a shitbag, that’s all it takes to win a Republitard nomination to office.

Comment #1: mass  on  08/24  at  10:12 AM

As a former Texan (who was never a manly man), this is spot on—it was so annoying going to camp in California and having people ask me if I rode a horse to school. Really? In Dallas? And having people say smugly “I’m sorry” when I say I’m from Texas.  But then I remember that the image projected outside the state (and sometimes inside Texas)  is an obnoxious one, so people who have never visited are going based on what they see in the news: TX executes more people than any other state, George W. Bush, Rick Perry, Conceal & Carry laws, etc. etc.

Although I think watching cows is kinda fun for a while.

Comment #2: t-ster  on  08/24  at  10:17 AM

This isn’t a problem with just Texas.  For some reason ONLY hypermasculine behavior is considered authentic in most of the US.  Every major city I’ve ever lived in was called “X miles of fantasy surrounded by reality” because every one of those cities has been liberal, cared about others (even foreigners), concerned for the environment, vibrant in arts and music, etc.  None of those things counts as authentic.  Frankly, I’m tired of it. I don’t see the attitude changing until the media stops running out to find someone older than average, living in a more rural area than most, and doing some job that only 2% of americans do, whenever they want to hear what the AVERAGE (i.e REAL) american thinks. 

I need a T-shirt that says “This is what an authentic American looks like”.

Comment #3: carovee  on  08/24  at  10:17 AM

And if you’ve never watched a cow before, I can assure you, cows are not here to entertain us.  Quite possibly the opposite.

Meaning that we’re here to entertain cows, or that cows are here to bore us? I mean, it kinda works either way, but the first option is funnier.

Comment #4: mr_subjunctive  on  08/24  at  10:21 AM

Authenticity is almost always about volkische tribalism.  But you knew that.

Comment #5: nolo  on  08/24  at  10:29 AM

I can’t help myself…. Cows With Guns
(http://m.youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=/&gl=US#/watch?v=aPhWfSeMYHA)

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Comment #6: NobleExperiments  on  08/24  at  10:31 AM

#4, I think it’s very funny (and even plausible) to imagine that cows get more entertainment from watching our antics than we do from them. Seeing how we use them to feed ourselves, it’s the least we can do for the poor critters.

Comment #7: Alyson Miers  on  08/24  at  10:33 AM

@4, actually, we *are* here to entertain cows. As soon as the visitors give them their little zapping device.

I’m not into watching cows, but as an urbanite, I remember the first time I saw one up close. They are BIG.

Comment #8: twg_  on  08/24  at  10:46 AM

Which is why cow-tipping is actually more like snipe-hunting than a genuine past time.

Comment #9: Amanda Marcotte  on  08/24  at  10:48 AM

and the Butthole Surfers. don’t forget them.

Comment #10: shade  on  08/24  at  10:51 AM

I’ve been out with a broken leg - house maintenance gone terribly wrong.

During the convalescence, I was reading “The Kennedy Imprisonment” by Catholic wiz kid Gary Wills.
It was written around the ‘80 campaign and title refers mostly to Teddy’s imprisonment - the Kennedy mystique being an albatross around his neck.

There was the well worn gossip about Jack and his sexy sexy ways with the chicks - but he was also kit and kin with the macho ethos of the time - Hemingway, Norman Mailer etc. He would watch blood and guts movies at the White House and never let people - especially political opponents - forget about his PT boat command. It was JFK who actually came up with the beret for the “Green Berets” and he was all into the special forces stuff. Seal Team six sort of traces back to JFK in that sense. He loved the Bond movies and cloak and dagger derring do.

But when it came to actually standing up to J Edgar Hoover - the cross dressing homosexual - JFK became eerily quiescent. The Kennedy’s hated Hoover and remember, the FBI was Hoover’s personal goon squad and Hoover was an avowed enemy of civil rights and integration.

But JFK, though he could simply have appointed someone else, didn’t. He was too scared. Where was the Profile in Courage there - where it was not just show biz?

Verdict: The world is a stage. Femininity is largely a performance - it is composed of the same stuff an actor employs; a costume and face paint. In the same way, masculinity is not a state of nature, but a role to be acted out - like James Bond movies. There really is no other kind of masculinity BUT the preening kind.

Comment #11: KingElvis  on  08/24  at  10:53 AM

<i>But JFK, though he could simply have appointed someone else, didn’t. He was too scared. Where was the Profile in Courage there - where it was not just show biz?<?i>

This is what happens when you conduct your private life in a way that subjects you to blackmail.  JFK could have fired Hoover if he hadn’t been sleeping around so much.

 

Comment #12: rea  on  08/24  at  11:03 AM

Butthole Surfers, 13th Floor Elevators, Geto Boys, Daniel Johnston: a lot of iconic Texas music isn’t blues or country-western, but it nonetheless wholly unique.  It’s actually a great state for innovative, ground-breaking music.

Comment #13: Amanda Marcotte  on  08/24  at  11:04 AM

Just look at the picture from Amanda’s earlier post about Bush and Perry.

Does anybody look at that picture of Perry and think, “Wow, he’s a real Texan!”? Because when I see it all I can think is, “Wow, he’s trying way too fucking hard, and he looks more like a conservative urbanite than he does a cowboy.”

Comment #14: Triplanetary  on  08/24  at  11:09 AM

See, I think of the Talking Heads…

Comment #15: Crissa  on  08/24  at  11:11 AM

As a teenager going to Texas for the first time, I found New Braunfels near San Antonio to be quite amazing.  Everyone there was German!  I was visiting an “Elise” and we went to the Schlitterbahn waterpark.  They told me the town newspaper was even in German until WWII.  On the music side, the people I met were big into swing dancing.

Comment #16: ganews_  on  08/24  at  11:15 AM

This, and I’m a sixth-generation native Texan, and an East Texas liberal, now living in your old neighborhood.

I’m reminded, whenever I come across this phenomenon, of Kit Whitfield’s exellent takedown of the John Ford/John Wayne western “The Searchers,” and her concept of the “Macho Sue.”

http://kitwhitfield.blogspot.com/2008/03/john-wayne-has-to-go.html

http://kitwhitfield.blogspot.com/2008/03/macho-sue.html

Comment #17: Oriscus  on  08/24  at  11:22 AM

Yay Barton Springs! I may just go there tonight, since my favorite drag performer’s presentation of Clue at the Alamo Drafthouse is sold out. Or maybe I’ll just invite some of my favorite godless Texan hooligans over for an impromptu Lone Star Beer fueled quote-a-thon. Austin is practically made out of Texans who failed the “authenticity test” elsewhere in our great state who decided to get together and celebrate our differences.

Comment #18: DEstlund  on  08/24  at  11:24 AM

But have you noticed who else these preening, macho cheeseheads are afraid of? Reporters. Since he announced he was running for president, Perry has not sat down for a single one on one interview with a reporter. W, Cheney (and many other swaggering republicans) will only do interviews with Faux News who they can count on to throw them soft balls. It’s hard to act like you’re a rough, tough, ornery, shootin’ varmint when Barbara Walters terrifies you.

And speaking of reporters, the cult of authenticity is why the media thinks that it’s more important to talk about what someone eats, what kind of car they drive, and what they’re wearing instead of what they think, what they read and what they believe. The consumer markers are what proves who is a real Amurcan and who isn’t.

Comment #19: serious bette  on  08/24  at  11:27 AM

We’re never getting rid of the cult of authenticity. It will move around in what is considered “authentic” (and yes, can we PLEASE get past the “bigger, louder, dumber, meaner” version?) but it isn’t going away. We are social creatures, and markers of “authentic part of our group” are always going to be with us.

Comment #20: LC  on  08/24  at  11:30 AM

@19 serious bette

I wish there was more pushback against the cowards who won’t even talk to reporters or constituents.  A few TV ads with clucking chickens in the background would make the point.  Or this: http://crooksandliars.com/kenneth-quinnell/army-grannies-shames-rep-chip-cra

Comment #21: Nutella  on  08/24  at  11:46 AM

The whole reason my family picked up and moved to Okinawa was for my wife to study something that suffers from this cult of authenticity… karate. There are so many Canadians who are living here to study karate that it’s ridiculous. My wife’s research is on building identity through martial arts tourism, and you can bet the quest for authenticity has a lot to do with it.

The way these karate guys go on about the lineage of their styles, who their teacher’s teacher was, all that stuff… yeah. Even amongst the old guys here, the ones who claim the 10th degree black belt (as high as you can go, and you must back that up)? They care who their teachers were, and if you come visiting, they will ask about yours, and judge.

As somebody who has trained in Okinawa, birthplace of karate, with some of these people who are inarguably as authentic as it gets, I recall the time that I was told by a fellow music student at college his big secret about Okinawan karate. He was wrong. I didn’t bother to correct him, ‘cause the whole authenticity thing is just as stupid when it’s about karate as it is when it’s about being a Texan.

Comment #22: Matthew, Patron Saint of Affogato  on  08/24  at  11:50 AM

Isn’t this whole business of authenticity aimed outside, rather than in? That’s the real problem with it.

In other words, it’s not just that Rick Perry’s Texas authenticity resonates among the pampered Villagers; it ONLY resonates among the pampered Villagers, and the people across the country whoc are what the Villagers think. Texans already know whether someone’s a Real Texan, and David Brooks or Politico or whoever isn’t going to change their minds one way or another.

Comment #23: RickMassimo  on  08/24  at  11:54 AM

Mike Judge is also from Texas, I tellya what.
Yep.
(sips drink)
They did a very funny King of The Hill once about Real Texas, well, probably a few, but in this particular one a jerkoff propane customer from New England is disappointed that Hank isn’t more cowboyish.
I only have ever stopped for gas in Texas on the way to the Midwest, but I still related to that episode cause people don’t believe it’s modern times in Arizona either(although, as in Texas, our politics contribute to that perception)
But we really do have cities and shit.

Comment #24: chicating  on  08/24  at  11:58 AM

“I’d genuinely like to see this whole cult of authenticity fall away.  The irony is that when it does is when we can finally take a look at ourselves and see ourselves for what we really are, and we’re more complex and interesting than any myth-making about authenticity provides.”

The people who posture the most are probably frightened that if the cult of authenticity disappears, it will be obvious to all that they are less complex and less interesting than cows.  For the preening and bogusly macho, revealing the horrifying truth — that they’re stupid and culturally empty, and there is no “there” there, just surface — is almost as big a sin as being publicly caught engaging in introspection.  See Bush, George Jr. for the last/best POTUS example…

Comment #25: MikeEss  on  08/24  at  12:15 PM

I never understood the cowboy mystique (o.k. maybe the sexy cowboy but that’s in the same vein as the sexy nazi: entirely based on the look and a preponderance of leather) Cowboys/farmhands are just shepherds with bigger animals. It’s a grueling job and very boring like most livestock tending.

Comment #26: scrumby  on  08/24  at  12:19 PM

It’s really way past time for someone to reprint Fritz Leiber’s 42-year-old book A Specter is Haunting Texas, in which Texans have conquered the U.S. and, in order that they might look as awesome as they imagine themselves to be, have made themselves eight feet tall (and unhealthy) via massive steroid abuse. The book isn’t about making fun of Texas so much as America’s general love affair with fake-cowboy right-wing yahooism. The hero is of course a 98-pound artsy nerd from outer space, who gets all the girls.

Comment #27: Hob  on  08/24  at  12:23 PM

Authentic Hipsters?

Comment #28: faiimuden  on  08/24  at  12:33 PM

It’s not just Texas.

That “it takes balls to execute an innocent man” bullshit is the same hateful cowardice that you see in Florida with the drug testing of welfare applicants. 

The fact that the only licensed facility for drug testing belongs to the Governor’s wife, so it’s really just a(nother) scam from Rick Scott.

But all these “authentic” patriots are so happy to force their fellow countrymen to cede their rights!  To he’ll with solving the problems of poverty, unemployment, hunger, or drug abuse!  Let’s just kick people when they are down!  Cuz that’s real ‘Merkan patriotism.  Making the governor richer?  Irrelevant.  Letting the richer class get richer off the rest of us is another ‘Merkan value.

Upholding Constitutional rights for all takes bravery and intelligence.  No authentic ‘Merkan wants anything to do with those liberal elitist things!

Comment #29: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  08/24  at  12:44 PM

Bill Hicks was from Texas, too, right? I’d bring him back just to mock Rick Perry full-time, if I had an Urn of Osiris handy.
(Also, he was totally robbed…how much does it suck that Dick Cheney can be saved again and again, but not Hicks? It’s shit like that that made me secular/agnostic.)

Comment #30: chicating  on  08/24  at  12:52 PM

Amen!

Also, Oriscus: we should probably hang out.

Comment #31: StellaTex  on  08/24  at  12:56 PM

Cows, like Rick Perry, are boring and stupid.

No, they’re really not. We just don’t like to give our meat animals credit for being anything but ... meat, because then we might have to examine the moral implications of eating them. (I’m a meat eater, BTW.) My mother-in-law, a rancher from a long line of New Mexico ranchers, would be the first to tell you that cattle can be quite intelligent. The job of cattle ranching involves surprisingly little “watching” of cattle, and a whole lot of fence repair, and other maintenance of the equipment used to run a ranch.

As for authentic Texans… I’m from El Paso, born and raised. Which by the standards of many Texans, isn’t Texas. *Shrugs.* But nevertheless, I remember El Paso being referred to as a cattle town and there being a perception, from out-of-staters, that we all were cowboys.  Amusingly, the only reason I grew up horsey was because my mom thought it would be a neat activity for a city girl and somehow scrounged up the money for riding lessons. I was the only kid at my urban school who’d ever been near a horse. There was a county fair and rodeo, but few people, outside the very small community of horsey folk and 4Hers, paid it much attention.

Comment #32: adobedragon  on  08/24  at  12:57 PM

Perry is actually puffing certain aspects of his persona up in order to be considered more “authentic”, a contradiction that should cause the concept of authenticity to fold up on itself and die, but unfortunately, in an America that cannot tell fantasy from reality, exaggerating your life in order to seem more authentic is surprisingly effective.

This is getting into one of my personal soapboxes, which is that some scary percentage of the US public has bullshit detectors that appear to be fatally malfunctioning.

To me, and probably to a lot of you, too, George W. Bush was screamingly phony.  The phrase ‘All hat, no cattle’ was coined for people like him.  The Mission Accomplished stunt was just that, a stunt.  Everything about him told me that he was insecure and prone to deceiving both himself and others.

OF course, a lot of people looked at Bush and saw… exactly what he wanted you to see.  And not in any sort of ironic or sophisticated way.  He lied to them about being a Texan and a cowboy and they believed him, without the slightest hint that they noticed his phoniness.  You can see this with Sarah Palin, as well.  It’s fairly obvious and non-controversial that she’s a narcissistic dim bulb who’d rather be a celebrity than a leader.  Except to that 28% of the population to whom she’s the second coming of Elenore Roosevelt, only anti-abortion.  Or the example of Reagan, who had trouble himself remembering if he fought in WW2 or only in WW2 movies, but nevertheless still has people talking about him as if he were anything other than an actor right down to the bone.

I boggle at people’s ability to be fooled by the simplest of artifices.  It’s like if the Wizard of Oz were hiding being a thin silk drape and you could see his feet underneath it, and people were still buying it.

Comment #33: NBarnes  on  08/24  at  01:07 PM

I will point out that my stepdad once shot a javelina threatening to kill my dachshund.  I want glowing profiles of my awesome redneckery-by-association for that.  Later dachshund was nicknamed “Varmint Suppressor”, demonstrating an “authentic” use of the word.  Point being, I’m literally as “authentic” a Texan as Rick Perry, even by some of the measures used, but since I don’t preen like some redneck asshole, it’s not perceived that way.  Meaning “authenticity” is truly all about the surface.

Comment #34: Amanda Marcotte  on  08/24  at  01:14 PM

Yep, Bill Hicks was born, I do believe, in Houston, and lived out much of his adult life in Austin.

Comment #35: Amanda Marcotte  on  08/24  at  01:14 PM

Yeah, El Paso is a large, sprawling city that’s in a metropolitan area with Juarez.  It’s very urban, if a tad boring and isolated.  Not very rednecky at all—-when I moved from El Paso to rural Texas, there was a real culture shock.  I remember how the people in Alpine thought El Paso was literally too dangerous to walk the streets at night.  Back then, it was a lot more crime-ridden than it is now, but you could, you know, walk through a mall parking lot with a better than average chance of making it through without getting mugged.

Comment #36: Amanda Marcotte  on  08/24  at  01:25 PM

Wasn’t part of Bush’s appeal precisely that he was willing to fake being Texan? I always figured his fans in Texas liked that he “showed repspect” by starting to talk and act like they do, buying a pickup truck he didn’t really use and a pig farm he made his “ranch,” to say, “I am willing to act like you guys; that’s how much I respect you.”

Comment #37: Tyro  on  08/24  at  01:28 PM

I’m reminded of the Bowling For Soup song “Ohio (Come Back To Texas)”, which includes the band listing a well-known Texans (and then a bunch more in “Ohio (Reprise)” at the end of the album). And of course Bowling For Soup themselves don’t fit the Texas stereotype.

Comment #38: Rob Funk  on  08/24  at  01:30 PM

Cattle ranching is incredibly boring as well as hot as fuck, cold as fuck, dirty as fuck and frustrating as fuck. Also the only violence is when your horse falls on you and breaks your leg. Occasionally you’ll get kicked by a heifer. Plus you’re stuck in places like 20 miles outside of Andrews, Texas. There is nothing romantic about it. And the people that actually do it would probably be the first ones to agree with Amanda.

Oh and don’t forget the blisters!

Comment #39: shakahi  on  08/24  at  01:42 PM

@RickMassimo: Yeah, pretty much. The posturing doesn’t impress the people that have done any of those “manly” things as a job. Mostly because those manly things suck even when you’re getting paid for them. I mean, clearing brush? How do you romanticize sweat, thorns, ticks, and chiggers? And that’s when you’re lucky enough to not stumble into a yellow jacket or hornet nest that sends you screaming back to the truck. Ranch work is pretty much what adobedragon said: Fixing fences and mechanic work. Only with shitloads of flies and having to remember not to walk through the grass around patties because it’s covered in tapeworms and other parasites.

The only way these jobs are macho is if someone has never actually done them, or even heard stories from people that have.

Comment #40: JThompson  on  08/24  at  01:53 PM

Isn’t this whole business of authenticity aimed outside, rather than in? That’s the real problem with it.

No, it’s aimed inward too. These assholes will waste no time telling you that you aren’t a real [Insert redneck, humid hellhole]-ian if you so much as hint that you don’t think the constitution endorses a tax free theocracy. States like Texas keep getting redder and redder and crazier on the wingnut bullshit not only because of redistricting, but because they’re very good at driving out people who don’t like having to live with assholes 24/7 and enjoy things like culture or civility.

Or put more succinctly, you know what has never happened to me in Los Angeles? I have never been minding my own business in a restaurant only to have my dinner interrupted by some busybody fundie who needs to call me a faggot or tell me some other way I have managed to offend their religious or cultural sensibilities… somehow.

Austin is a very special place, and has somehow managed to stay cool despite the fact that the rest of Texas hates it. But Austin is constantly fighting off attempts to kill it (Keep Austin Weird isn’t a joke). And that’s because this culture war nonsense, and the culture of authenticity, is as much about wowing outsiders as it is shaming insiders who refuse to conform.

Comment #41: Ross Lincoln  on  08/24  at  02:01 PM

The posturing doesn’t impress the people that have done any of those “manly” things as a job.

You are wrong. I’m sorry, but you are wrong. People like being pandered to. Especially anxious, aging white dudes who have done blue collar work. Believe me, there are plenty of people in the south who lap that shit up even though it’s transparently obvious the guy doing it is faking it.

 

Comment #42: Ross Lincoln  on  08/24  at  02:04 PM

Adding, never underestimate the power of the “liberals are out of touch with you, possibly homosexual, probably atheists, definitely don’t love America like you do” narrative.

Comment #43: Ross Lincoln  on  08/24  at  02:08 PM

What’s interesting to me is the way that the “real” Texan/cowboy mythos has morphed in the past half century. The figure John Wayne portrayed (if we’re going to go with fictional archetypes, what the heck) was mostly polite, didn’t go out of his way to pick fights, didn’t say much, didn’t worry about his hair, treated his enemies as fairly as his friends, and did what he said he was going to do. People like Perry or GWB are pretty much a philadelphia-made kid-glove slap in the face to all that. Amazing what longterm PR campaigns can do.

Comment #44: paul  on  08/24  at  02:25 PM

As a native Okie (we share a common regional culture), may I second this entirely.  Having known a fair number of working cowboys and rodeo cowboys (including a junior national calf-roping champion) in my time, may I also add that a fair number of them are not much brighter than their livestock.  I would also add that most of the working cowboys I have known have not actually lived up to this pernicious stereotype.

Comment #45: DrDick  on  08/24  at  02:31 PM

OF course, a lot of people looked at Bush and saw… exactly what he wanted you to see.  And not in any sort of ironic or sophisticated way.  He lied to them about being a Texan and a cowboy and they believed him, without the slightest hint that they noticed his phoniness.  You can see this with Sarah Palin, as well.

These are precisely the same people who are surprised when a politician or evangelist who waxes poetic about the evils of a particular sexual perversion, yammering on about it in obsessive, painstaking detail, again and again and again, SOMEHOW winds up engaging in said sexual perversion.

I’m sure it’s tied in with an inability to imagine themselves in another person’s perspective - perhaps they can’t figure out when something is inconsistent with a persona.

Comment #46: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  08/24  at  02:38 PM

The figure John Wayne portrayed (if we’re going to go with fictional archetypes, what the heck) was mostly polite, didn’t go out of his way to pick fights, didn’t say much, didn’t worry about his hair, treated his enemies as fairly as his friends, and did what he said he was going to do

I don’t know what reality you’re describing, but in this one, the John Wayne archetype is an entitled asshole who’s not at all polite to people he perceives as less manly than himself.

Comment #47: Triplanetary  on  08/24  at  02:57 PM

DrDick maybe it’s just Okies that are dumb. Many of the cowboys I’ve known in TX and NM have multiple degrees, manage thousands of acres of land, hundreds of head of cattle and dozens of employees. That’s not something dumb people can do.

Comment #48: shakahi  on  08/24  at  03:01 PM

“this cult of authenticity… karate”

“Only one man on Earth knows how to break that bartitsu hold, and he would not have taught it to someone unworthy.”

We classical musicians have a saying:

“Tradition is very often a collection of bad habits.”

Case in point:

Pianist Yuja Wang struck a chord at the Hollywood Bowl this month and not just with her performance of Rachmaninoff’s Third Piano Concerto. The 24-year-old Chinese soloist had necks craning, tongues wagging and flashbulbs popping when she walked on wearing an orange, thigh-grazing, body-hugging dress atop sparkly gold strappy stiletto sandals.

By the reaction, you’d think she was dressed in an Emma Peel leather suit, whereas IMHO it’s formal wear doesn’t hide the fact that the artist is anatomically a human female.

may I also add that a fair number of them are not much brighter than their livestock

Having lived all my life amougst their fellows and family members who migrated out here to California and are still numerous here in the San Joaquin Valley, I have to agree.

It’s a grueling job and very boring like most livestock tending.

Having to manage a herd of large, strong, and not-too-bright herbivores literally on the hoof during the 19th Century needed some brains as well as brawn.

And some of the jobs were a bit less stressful, during Charley Goodnights’ famous first cattle drive

The cowboy got to ride a horse, in an era before cars came along, that was a lot of freedom compared to the average man.  Riding a horse itself take some skill on the part of the rider, so they have that over shepherding.

Also, for the Easterner working in the city, or the farmer tied to his land, there is something about a job that is literally on the road and on any road in the 19th Century:

Originally, the term may have been intended literally—“a boy who tends cows.” By 1849 it had developed its modern sense as an adult cattle handler of the American West. Variations on the word “cowboy” appeared later. “Cowhand” appeared in 1852, and “cowpoke” in 1881, originally restricted to the individuals who prodded cattle with long poles to load them onto railroad cars for shipping.[7] Names for a cowboy in American English include buckaroo, cowpoke, cowhand, and cowpuncher.[8] “Cowboy” is a term common throughout the west and particularly in the Great Plains and Rocky Mountains, “Buckaroo” is used primarily in the Great Basin and California, and “cowpuncher” mostly in Texas and surrounding states.[9]

The word cowboy also had English language roots beyond simply being a translation from Spanish. Originally, the English word “cowherd” was used to describe a cattle herder, (similar to “shepherd,” a sheep herder) and often referred to a preadolescent or early adolescent boy, who usually worked on foot. (Equestrianism required skills and an investment in horses and equipment rarely available to or entrusted to a child, though in some cultures boys rode a donkey while going to and from pasture) This word is very old in the English language, originating prior to the year 1000.[10] In antiquity, herding of sheep, cattle and goats was often the job of minors, and still is a task for young people in various third world cultures.

Because of the time and physical ability needed to develop necessary skills, the cowboy often did began his career as an adolescent, earning wages as soon as he had enough skill to be hired, (often as young as 12 or 13) and who, if not crippled by injury, might handle cattle or horses for the rest of his working life. In the United States, a few women also took on the tasks of ranching and learned the necessary skills, though the “cowgirl” (discussed below) did not become widely recognized or acknowledged until the close of the 19th century. On western ranches today, the working cowboy is usually an adult. Responsibility for herding cattle or other livestock is no longer considered a job suitable for children or early adolescents. However, both boys and girls growing up in a ranch environment often learn to ride horses and perform basic ranch skills as soon as they are physically able, usually under adult supervision. Such youths, by their late teens, are often given responsibilities for “cowboy” work on the ranch, and ably perform work that requires a level of maturity and levelheadedness that is not generally expected of their urban peers.

 

Comment #49: Dark Avenger Guardian Chow Mein  on  08/24  at  03:10 PM

Amanda, you might like Creating Country Music: Fabricating Authenticity, by Richard Peterson. The history of early country is interesting in itself, as is the tracing of the contradictory role of the concept of authenticity.

Comment #50: JasonB  on  08/24  at  03:14 PM

And some of the jobs were a bit less stressful, during Charley Goodnights’ famous first cattle drive

he paid a few men to do nothing but sing to the cattle overnight, to keep them from getting unsettled or uneasy, and thus reduce the danger of a nighttime stampede.

Comment #51: Dark Avenger Guardian Chow Mein  on  08/24  at  03:18 PM

People who recognize the phoniness of George W. Bush see the comic genius of Will Ferrell’s parody of Bush trying to cut a commercial next to a horse paddock while being afraid of horses: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhDcr6uR8bU

I remember how the people in Alpine thought El Paso was literally too dangerous to walk the streets at night.

I wonder if that image was created and persists because of Marty Robbins’ iconic song:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn3JB51NH_M
Or if it’s just towns that border Mexico are considered borderline-lawless.

Comment #52: MiddleageLiberal  on  08/24  at  03:27 PM

shakahi -

You are talking about ranch owners and managers.  I am referring to the hired help (ranch hands) who seldom have more than a HS degree, if that.  They are very different groups.

Comment #53: DrDick  on  08/24  at  03:33 PM

DrDick if it’s a family run ranch like the ones I know the owners and managers are often also the help. Or they were at one time. Sure there are going to be some that are dumb as rocks. That’s true in any line of work.

Comment #54: shakahi  on  08/24  at  03:48 PM

Not to get into a “My state has a worse reputation than yours” contest, but you Texans are lucky you aren’t from Kentucky. At least people from outside Texas know that there are cool places in Texas, and they you aren’t all Dubya style asshats. I have never met anyone from outside of the Commonwealth that didn’t look at me pityingly when I told them where I live. Hell, Kentucky has such a bad reputation that OTHER states use it as a way to disparage the hicky regions of THEMSELVES, e.g. “Pennsyltucky” I have been asked about owning shoes and whether I am married to my sister (hyuck hyuck hyuck!) more times than I can count…

And, of course, the authenticity game is played here, too. I live in Northern Kentucky, and there is a general feeling here that we are not part of the rest of the state, and vice versa. Same thing goes for the Louisville Metro region (Lexington, not so much… despite being a college town, it’s an insanely BORING college town).

I am ashamed to say I’m, guilty of this behavior myself, though I’m trying to get better. But damn, how sad is it when you are telling people you are from CINCINNATI, ferchristsakes, so that they don’t think less of you?

Comment #55: Brian Schlosser  on  08/24  at  04:16 PM

Joan Crawford was from Texas! 

BTW, the thing I never get is why people who aren’t cowboys wear cowboy hats.

Comment #56: Theresa  on  08/24  at  04:55 PM

The thing you’re complaining about in Perry is a problem with a lot of GOP politicians, and certainly the ones who get the most coverage: They’re all great, brilliant, accomplished, virtuosi at tough talk.
Anything else, they know absolutely jack-squat.
These are not unrelated: if you’re as ignorant as Perry (or Palin, or Bachmann), you’re simply not equipped to give a well-considered answer to anything. The macho posturing is all you’ve got, and that’s what you use.

Personal style may vary, but they’re all basically doing the same thing. It’s just that when it comes to style, Texas, alas,  comes with that stereotype. So your dumber home-grown politicians don’t have to develop their own style—they can just buy it off the rack, so to speak.

Comment #57: Molly, NYC  on  08/24  at  04:59 PM

“Or if it’s just towns that border Mexico are considered borderline-lawless.”

Actually, border towns in lots of places often have a reputation for lawlessness, because you can easily commit a crime in one jurisdiction and escape to the other.  For example, the border between French St. Martin and Dutch St. Maarten is more dangerous than other parts of the island for that same reason.

Comment #58: Kit-Kat  on  08/24  at  05:37 PM

@Ross Lincoln: The vast majority of the south don’t work in those jobs. The people that think “Cowboy” or “Brush clearing” sound like a fun time work in air conditioning, even here.

Not that I can talk. A few summers spent doing that sort of work certainly lit a fire under my ass to find a way to work in air conditioning too.

Comment #59: JThompson  on  08/24  at  06:29 PM

Oriscus;

I loved those links.

Macho Sue is old enough to have been deconstructed by Shakespeare, in Coriolanus.

Comment #60: SomeGuy  on  08/24  at  06:42 PM

shakahi   at 03:48 PM -

I do not think all cowboys are dumb and my original statement never indicated that most, let alone all, are:

<block>I also add that a fair number of them are not much brighter than their livestock</block>.

I actually have liked most of the cowboys I have known, but ranch hands are generally regarded as low skill labor (though they have many skills I do not have) and are pretty poorly paid.  As a rule, this kind of low wage, backbreaking work in all kinds of weather does not generally attract more highly qualified individuals (there are always exceptions).

Ranchers and their families are a totally different proposition and many are very sharp indeed.

Comment #61: DrDick  on  08/24  at  07:55 PM

The job always struck me as uniquely boring and people’s attachment to it was baffling to me.

Samuel Eliot Morison had a good insight on this. Basically, he said cowboys were romanticized during the (surprisingly brief) period of open-range cattle runs from Texas northward just after the Civil War. It had to do with the romance of the horseman combined with the freedom of the range. Then, as Amanda mentioned, Bill Cody came along and reinforcecd the stereotype.

(P.S. Last time I mentioned S.E. Morison on this board, the thread got derailed in an argument over whether he was or wasn’t a racist. I am not interested in that this time around. Thank you in advance for your understanding.)

Comment #62: Bitter Scribe  on  08/24  at  08:24 PM

I think Texans are sadly mistaken if they think that other people look admiringly at their state, or really look up to “Texas.”  It’s just one state.  There are 50 states.  It’s nothing special, aside from being large.  Move on.  It’s rather like how people in Austin are soooo impressed with how liberal it is.  Uh, no - it’s only because it’s surrounded by a sea of red.  What stands out in the sea of red is unimpressive in the northern, blue states. 

Let Rick Perry run on a Texas-ier-than-thou platform.  No one outside Texas will care either way.

Comment #63: Susanne  on  08/24  at  08:26 PM

Also, this attitude annoys me.  You know what I do in the morning every day?  I feed and put out the horses.  You know what I do in the evenings?  I put food back in their stalls and bring them in.  At least mucking out the stalls is another ranch residents’ job.  I also collect the chicken eggs and deal with any chickenish problems.

And this is me, World of Warcraft-playing, hipster listening, Democrat-voting, ex-gender studies major.  I even have an overly pretensious hat.  You know why?  You see… it was FREE.  And cowboys don’t get paid all that well.  And it’s solid cured leather and keeps the rain off nicely, and we get plenty of rain here in Western WA.

And George W. ‘I wouldn’t know how to round pen a misbehavior filly with two hours of tutoring’ Bush can bite my muck boots.

Comment #64: NBarnes  on  08/24  at  08:49 PM

I’ve only worked a few days clearing brush and that lit a fire under me to always want to work somewhere there is shade, no sweat, and no bugs.

Comment #65: Crissa  on  08/24  at  09:36 PM

Bitter Scribe:

Yup. And look at some of the other career paths we romanticize in the US, from cop to reporter to dairy farmer to factory worker to minor-league ballplayer. All pretty miserable, and badly paid except where a union has forced decent wages.

Comment #66: paul  on  08/24  at  10:10 PM

A lot of the “authentic” Texas mystique was dreamed up by Jews in Hollywood to sell movies. (It was part of their process of becoming authentic Americans, just as it was for the Jews in New York City who invented all those superheroes.) The Hungarians did the same thing for the British Empire. Watch anything by the Kordas, but keep a stiff upper lip.

I rather liked The Searchers. John Wayne was always playing vanishing types, sort of like the pre-industrial English upper class Jane Austen was always writing about. Check Wayne out in The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. Jimmy Stewart was the new man. John Wayne was the fossil. Guess who helps out washing the dishes. Then talk about authenticity.

My favorite take on western macho posturing was The Big Country. It had Gregory Peck as a sea captain in the wild west with Caroll Baker as his impossible bride to be. Burl Ives gets to seriously chew the scenery, so it’s just as well it’s The Big Country or there’d be nothing left. It’s an interesting study in contrasting values.

If you look at a lot of the great westerns, they are debunkings of the myths of the west. Sure, you can admire so and so’s facility with a gun or nerve in dealing with the black hats, but you also have to realize that his kind is vanishing and good riddance.

Comment #67: Kaleberg  on  08/24  at  10:49 PM

Remember Ann Richards convention speech in 1988.

“I figured y’all needed to know what a real Texas accent sounds like.”

Comment #68: Brian7  on  08/24  at  11:05 PM

It’s rather like how people in Austin are soooo impressed with how liberal it is.  Uh, no - it’s only because it’s surrounded by a sea of red.  What stands out in the sea of red is unimpressive in the northern, blue states.

I’ve always felt the same way about Atlanta. I lived there for six years, and it was sure as fuck better than the Georgia exurb I grew up in, but it’s still very much the South, with all the good and bad (mostly bad) that implies.

Comment #69: Triplanetary  on  08/25  at  01:59 AM

A lot of the “authentic” Texas mystique was dreamed up by Jews in Hollywood to sell movies. (It was part of their process of becoming authentic Americans, just as it was for the Jews in New York City who invented all those superheroes.

Really? The Jews did it? Oh for fuck’s sake.

Comment #70: shakahi  on  08/25  at  03:21 AM

You have to understand the nonsense being promulgated. “Traditional family values” aren’t the values your and my families practiced, but those of the “traditional family” with the unquestioned father at its head, the subservient wife and obedient children.

Similarly, “Authentic American Heroes” are generally neither authentic nor heroic, but exemplify what is felt to be “authentically American”. Ronald Reagan might have been enough to make the point, but we got Bush Junior as well. So far it isn’t obvious that we’ll ever see through that scam.

Comment #71: bad Jim  on  08/25  at  04:04 AM

On the concept of authenticity: if I’m cooking Tuscan cuisine (not a typo), is it more authentic to use ingredients from Tuscany, or locally sourced? The question only arises because I’m in Brooklyn; if I were in Tuscany, it would be the same thing. Is it impossible to make athentic Tuscan food outside Tuscany? As an Ashkanazi Jew, am I incapable of making authentic Tuscan food anywhere? Are Yelp reviews of restaurants featuring regional/ethnic cuisine that complain about them not being “authentic” stupid? (Answer to that last one: yes, particularly since, this being NY, there’s inevitably an actual Turk or Korean or what-have-you saying “delicious, just like I remember.”)

Is Kinky Friedman an authentic Texan?

KingElvis, 11:

But when it came to actually standing up to J Edgar Hoover—the cross dressing homosexual

A homophobic/transphobic canard, per Cecil Adams.

Amanda, 36:

I remember how the people in Alpine thought El Paso was literally too dangerous to walk the streets at night.

Juarez* is full of Mexicans, though.

*Which I pronounce /wQre_oz/—not, erm, genuine, but no worse than Mike Bloomberg.

Comment #72: Hershele Ostropoler  on  08/29  at  11:14 AM

On the concept of authenticity: if I’m cooking Tuscan cuisine (not a typo), is it more authentic to use ingredients from Tuscany, or locally sourced?

It depends.  If you’re using Proscuitto in the recipe, and you’re substituting an American-type dry cured ham, not so much, unless you absolutely have to use Prosciutto Toscano.

Besides, it depends how much ‘authenticity’ is worth to you. You can probably find most, if not all the ingredients, via the Internet if they aren’t sold where you live, but would using pasta or spices from Tuscany really make a difference in the flavor.

As an Ashkanazi Jew, am I incapable of making authentic Tuscan food anywhere?

If it involved proscuitto or some sort of cheese-bread-meat combo, then, yes, if you feel obliged to keep kosher.

Comment #73: Dark Avenger Guardian Chow Mein  on  08/29  at  10:00 PM

@StellaTex, that may be the sweetest thing anybody’s ever said to me in a comment thread.

In (the slums of) Hyde Park now, used to be in Bouldin. Miss it, actually.

hpb (at) hotmail (dot) com

@Someguy, looking for a production of the Anus play…

(recently have begun doing music for some theater productions around town)

Comment #74: Oriscus  on  08/29  at  10:10 PM

I meant more ethnically. Can authentic Tuscan cuisine be made by someone who isn’t an authentic Tuscan (in any sense)?

Comment #75: Hershele Ostropoler  on  08/30  at  04:46 PM
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