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Bamboo Review: The Ineffable Drakeness Of Drake

I can’t decide if I hate Drake or not.  But Zach Baron at the Village Voice has decided that I probably do, and that I’m wrong about it.

Drake pushes the unconsciously rockist button inside critics—the one that puts an emphasis on authenticity, struggle, and unpolished talent. As Weiner quotes Jay-Z as saying about Kanye: “We all grew up street guys who had to do whatever we had to do to get by. Then there’s Kanye, who to my knowledge has never hustled a day in his life. I didn’t see how it could work.” Neither do a lot of rap fans, who hear a lot of ungrateful talk about the good life and are appalled that someone so lucky could be so ungracious about the whole thing.

Plus Drake’s signature style—he’s a better singer than a rapper, probably, and he does the former as much or more as the latter—signals an old-fashioned showman’s ability (the fact that he was a successful teenage actor doesn’t help with this impression) that jibes real badly with rap values that privilege the raw, the untrained, and the spontaneous (see also: the hue and cry that arose after Drake “freestyled” a verse he cribbed off of his Blackberry). Thus the Clipse can rap with the same singleminded fixation about selling coke that Drake applies to the vagaries of fame, and be lauded by the same audience that criticizes Drake for having only one subject.

Baron is wrong, for one critical reason.  I’d say that easily the majority of Drake’s music is about how much being famous sucks.  Or how being famous changes his relationships, or him.  Or just about being famous and the weird things that happen that he doesn’t know how to handle.  And the very reason we know what he thinks, in depth, about fame is because he keeps making songs about it that make him more famous.

Hip hop has become increasingly more meta in the past decade - it’s rare that you pick up an album any more that doesn’t contain at least a dozen references to how much the album’s going to sell, or all the things the artist can afford because they released the album.  It’s a frustratingly vapid form of expression, like reading a quarterly report about how fucking awesome your quarterly reports are.  Drake has tipped the balance in a lot of ways, choosing from his inception to make a mixtape about how nobody believed that he could make music, a bunch of singles about how great his mixtape was and how weird it was to be famous off of his mixtape, and finally, an album about how all of that made him so famous that it’s no longer really desirable.  It’s a short and clear causal chain that makes you realize he wouldn’t have to make whiny music about how hard his life is if he just stopped making whiny music about how hard his life is.

There’s also the simple problem that, as evidence by the above video, Drake’s just…not that good.  The fascinating thing about his rise to fame is that every person he surrounds himself with, from the Young Money collaborative to his various guest artists, is more talented and more inventive than he is.  Drake’s staccato, sometimes near-monotone raps combined with his soft, breathy singing don’t exactly set the world on fire; his major innovation is the non-simile simile punchline rap (described at We Eat So Many Shrimp).  An example:

Makin’ sure the Young Money ship is never sinkin’
‘Bout to set it off, set it off, Jada Pinkett

You see, Jada Pinkett was in the movie Set it Off.  So by referencing her, you understand that he’s referencing both the movie and his activity as a rapper.  And by removing the word “like”, he saved literally a syllable that can be used in later lyrics.

You too fine to be layin’ down in bed alone
I could teach you how to speak my language, Rosetta Stone

No, you aren’t a Rosetta Stone, he’ll teach you how to speak like he’s using Rosetta Stone!  I know, I know.

At the end of the day, what Drake does is take what’s wrong with hip-hop, distill it down to an often-bland style over acceptable to good beats, and leave the listener with the question of why he does something that so often seems to be a terribly painful struggle for him.  Unlike the Clipse, who have a similar single-minded topicality, Drake doesn’t seem to be working toward anything (at the very least, your average hustler artist has a narrative arc that’s clear, if trite: I sold drugs, I found music, now I make music about selling drugs, ha ha motherfuckers); he’s achieved what he set out to achieve, and now just needs to constantly vent about it in order to maintain whatever precarious status quo of fortune and fame he finds himself in. 

The compelling part about the marked mediocrity of a man who has a lot of money and sex is the ballsy hypocrisy of his making money off of bitching about it ad nauseum, but eventually, that will disappear, Houdini.  And then he’ll be left with a lot of shitty albums and people’s vague memory of his former fame, 311.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 10:09 AM • (15) Comments

This is the same dude from that awful Sprite commercial they’ve been showing for the past year, right?  The one where he can’t rap until he turns into some goofball cyborg and splashes Sprite all over himself, them he busts out in some lame rap a middle schooler would have been ashamed to have written?  Ugh.  Maybe it was just the commercial—which was bad-weird and pretty unlikeable—but he’s got an awful delivery.  Jigga he ain’t.

Comment #1: TheNickronomicon  on  06/24  at  11:38 AM

Additionally, he doesn’t seem to have a style to call his own - he sounds like the love child of Kanye and Lil’ Wayne, which sounds like a Reese’s cup in theory, but turns out more like Goober Grape in practice.

Comment #2: Selena777  on  06/24  at  11:41 AM

Not being a cutting edge rap aficionado, I can’t say much about Drake.  (I liked acts like Run DMC, explored Tupac, Biggie, NWA, Snoop Dogg, Ice T, and will very occasionally flip over to an “urban” radio station to hear some newer stuff…) 

But it is interesting that what used to take a rock band a few years to achieve and then write about — a personal understanding of the dark side of fame and sudden wealth and the cynicism that understanding brings — now seems often to be there pretty much out of the gate.  Mix in arguments about “authenticity”, and it doesn’t appear all that appealing.  Where does it go from here?...

Comment #3: MikeEss  on  06/24  at  12:34 PM

And by Houdini you mean Whodini, right?

Comment #4: norbizness  on  06/24  at  12:55 PM

“Jigga he ain’t.”

Word

Comment #5: Mark  on  06/24  at  01:19 PM

Hip hop has become increasingly more meta in the past decade - it’s rare that you pick up an album any more that doesn’t contain at least a dozen references to how much the album’s going to sell, or all the things the artist can afford because they released the album.  It’s a frustratingly vapid form of expression, like reading a quarterly report about how fucking awesome your quarterly reports are.

The hiphop I listen to does not suffer from this problem. Possibly because there is no danger of MC Frontalot getting rich and/or famous.

Comment #6: Entomologista  on  06/24  at  02:43 PM

Rap has hit the corporate wall and people who enjoy it gripe that it seems to all flow from the same stereotypical approach.  Having only passingly turned on MTV’s actual music cable stations and Fuse in the last few years I really couldn’t even begin to talk about rap and hip-hop, but every time I hear him his voice makes me want to throttle him.  It’s painfully nasal and without reprieve, it’s as if he set out to find his voice and decided screw that, i’ll just drive myself up a few octaves and try to sound like a synthesizer from hell. 

That being said, the whole “fame” industry is meta.  Think about how often a movie has somebody of professional standards being a journalist, a movie producer, or any number of “fame” industry positions.  They write what they know, they feed that image to people, it’s a vicious cycle that downgrades non-fame industries in the eyes of the public.

Comment #7: Xeranar  on  06/24  at  02:52 PM

And all that I can think of while watching Drake is “Aww lookit!  Jimmy Brooks is out of the wheelchair and all growed up!”

Comment #8: fastiller  on  06/24  at  05:13 PM

Jay-Z and Drake released a track called “Light Up” that really highlights just how lame his schtick is. Additionally, there’s a remix out there with a Lil’ Wayne verse tagged onto the end that makes it even more obvious how much Drake is still miles below the significantly diminished artists that Hova and Weezy have become.

You can listen to it here on my page:
http://joeblu.net/post/702803135/light-up-rikers-drake-jay-z-lil-wayne

I’ll try to track down where I originally downloaded it from and get that posted, too.

Comment #9: JoeBlubaugh  on  06/24  at  06:13 PM

Drake is a terrible rapper. His voice is good, but if you listen to the lyrics, they’re terrible. He also says, “Two thumbs up, Ebert and Roeper.” Like, what the hell does that have to do with anything? He’s just rhyming stuff. And the fact that he talks about how he got everything on his own is bull. He was Jimmy Brooks on Degrassi, which is still very popular even without him. And I think his dad was a very successful musician.

The only good rap that’s on TV now is played on MTVU even MTV Jams blows. Give me Talib Kweli, Kid Cudi, Murs, and Aloe Blacc any day.

Comment #10: Emily  on  06/25  at  01:22 AM

It’s nice to know that rap has finally reached the place rock got to 30 years ago.

Comment #11: Dan  on  06/25  at  01:34 AM

I think the lesson Lupe Fiasco teaches us is that there should be less rap about rap itself and more rap about animes and Megatron.

Comment #12: Dan  on  06/25  at  01:36 AM

This post is amazing, Spiderman.

Comment #13: Thom  on  06/25  at  06:46 PM

Do people in the rap industry/rap fans not watch Degrassi?

Son, I remember when you was 12 years old and dating that weird Ashley girl. Shut up already about how famous you are. You’ll always be little Jimmy to me.

Comment #14: julian  on  06/25  at  08:18 PM

Hip hop has become increasingly more meta in the past decade - it’s rare that you pick up an album any more that doesn’t contain at least a dozen references to how much the album’s going to sell, or all the things the artist can afford because they released the album.  It’s a frustratingly vapid form of expression, like reading a quarterly report about how fucking awesome your quarterly reports arewww.iyimi.net

Comment #15: iyimi  on  06/27  at  01:30 PM
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