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Battlestar Galactica speculation thread

SPECULATIONS THAT COME VERY CLOSE TO SPOILERS.

If you haven’t been following the You Will Know The Truth site, well, it’s pretty maddening.  There’s only one clue I think has any meaning for me.  And that’s the one where I think we hear an audio of Starbuck discovering her own dead body. 

But I’m not convinced she’s a Cylon.  After all, the Viper she came back in is brand new.  Cylons resurrect, but Vipers don’t.  Her ovary was taken in one of the weirder, more harrowing episodes.  That can’t just be left without being addressed for real.  I’ll bet a Kara clone has been made after the first Kara died. It would be weak if she’s the final Cylon, though I suppose we deserve it, with the obvious being dumped in our laps and ignored.

So, folks, speculate away.  Final Cylon?  Any Earth people left?  What happened to Earth?  Will Cylons and humans learn to lay down arms?

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 12:37 AM • (55) Comments

I think the “fundamentally different” cylons (the final five) are different in that they can breed. And I think they can breed because they’ve “gave up” resurrection long ago. Once the “rebel” cylons gave up resurrection, Six got pregnant and it looks like the father is probably Tigh. Which means ...the final cylon could be Helo.

If it’s Helo, I’m not sure why he didn’t hear “All Along the Watchtower.” But maybe that’s because he didn’t need to hear it.

And yeah, I think the new Kara is a clone. So, they question becomes ...who cloned her for the purpose of pulling everyone to Earth?

Comment #1: It's Romo Lamkin's Cat  on  01/14  at  01:15 AM

Yikes. Some bad grammar there. Sorry.

Comment #2: Roxanne  on  01/14  at  01:18 AM

Dualla as last Cylon - I noticed see appeared more than anyone in a flash-montage during a commercial - my wife also called it because as the communications officer she could have easiy played the signal to awaken the Four.

What happened to Earth?  Went kablooey.  I figure there was no Earth-bound expedition - the humans came from Earth to Kobol and then to the Colonies - the legend of an Earth colony was a misunderstanding of the trip in reverse.  Also Cylons as the Lords of Kobol - built to help the colonists cope, but some were destroyed, others went into hiding as the Five - with the myth of the Lords of Kobol growing around them - explains the “differences” they all talk about between the two groups as one are original recipe and the new ones are extra crispy - wouldn’t be suprised if there was a 13th Cyclon, who is the ‘God” of the Seven - created the Seven as replacements but decided (s)he was going to get rid of the humans - heck, I’ll go ahead and assume it’s Baltar: his visions and connection to the Cyclons are because he made them, but is suffering some sort of amnesia like the Five had.

Or its Zarek and he’s gonna turn the Fleet into slag cause it suits his Nataraj-Messiah complex.

Comment #3: Phalamir  on  01/14  at  01:19 AM

From what I’ve heard around the gossip boards (including people who have seen the first several episodes of the last half-season), the Final Cylon reveal comes early. I always got the feeling the Final Five was a throwaway that got picked up and blown out of proportion, in that it’s never been satisfactorily explained, either in plot or in character development, why the first four are who they are.

And the cheap-ass clues lead me believe that once this ‘surprise’ is revealed, there will be a general sense of hollowness in the fan base, given the post-New Caprica episodes’ unevenness. Contrast with Lost, which has gotten better in the past two seasons by cultivating a general sense of mystery rather than focusing on a single one for marketing purposes.

Comment #4: Neue Internetpräsenz  on  01/14  at  01:24 AM

I don’t even care, as long as the storytelling and pacing improve remarkably over the last season-and-a-half of suckitude.

Comment #5: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  01/14  at  01:32 AM

Thanks for the spoiler warning—keep it up. I’m caught up as of last week, myself, but I know I’ll fall behind again in the coming weeks as life inconveniently intrudes on my central purpose of watching BSG.

Theories ... first, there’s obviously a repeating cycle at work, here: Starbuck’s mandelas, “This has all happened before, and it will all happen again”, etc. I think the cycle is one of settlement (of Kobol or Earth), growth/evolution, expansion (to 12 colonies), over-extension, playing god (creation of Cylons), war, peace, exile (the rag-tag fleet is the “13th Colony”), and back to settlement.

But the key line of season 4.1 was also “This has all happened before, but it doesn’t have to happen again,” which formed the basis of the human-Cylon alliance, and indicates that the cycle may be broken. Perhaps now that the Hub has been destroyed, now that the Cylons share human mortality, now that the 268s (plus the 3) have made common cause with the humans, the cycle may be broken. On the other hand, maybe the blending of Cylon and human (including at least 3 instances of interbreeding) is part of the cycle (perhaps part of a creation myth), and it’s less about breaking the cycle than improving on things for the next go-round.

Is it “our” Earth? Between the final sequence in “Revelations” and the clear use of a real song at the end of season 3, it’s a version of “our” Earth—the latest in a cycle, perhaps, where one of the few things that persists from cycle to cycle is culture, music, arts, myths, etc. Not quite the an alternate Earth, but not quite involving time travel either. The cycle, the mandela.

Which brings us to Kara Thrace, and her brand new Viper. Perhaps she’s a Kara from the last cycle, playing her destined part by arriving “back” in the next cycle to move things along.

The final Cylon? No idea. Laura would be the most dramatic choice, further tormenting poor Bill, but her cancer works against it. I’ll wait and see like everyone else.

And yes, the show has been uneven—in every season, there are strong and weak episodes, and within some episodes there are weak A, B or C plots (the one with Nana Visitor playing the cancer patient as a case in point). That’s a fact of life with all shows, even quality ones. But I think BSG’s main arc hasn’t gone off the rails, and is headed toward its set conclusion at the designated end of the season and series.  And that still makes it one of the best shows on TV. So say we all.

Comment #6: Gracchus  on  01/14  at  02:12 AM

last season-and-a-half of suckitude.

THANK YOU Nacho Daddy. As a fan since the mini-series I get railed on whenever I don’t fall in line/love with the last two seasons. I wasn’t a fan of the “final five,” it has been blown way out of proportion, and I would’ve preferred they just dole them out a few at a time and not make it the focal point, especially now that the last five have to be all “special” and they contradicted themselves from the mini series and first season so many times (i.e. We know there are 12, Six said so, Athena said so, and she told Adama that she would not out them, so, all of a sudden, a season later, the Cylons don’t “know” who the last five are? They can’t “think” about them? WTF. And don’t get me started on Baltar’s Cylon detection machine)

I have my money on either Dualla or Doc Cottle. Doc Cottle because it would be a mind frak and he could be the exposition for how all of this ties together. Having said that, a recent interview with the producers revealed that the final Cylon isn’t aware they are a Cylon.

I must say, this is the first time ever that I’m not really psyched about BSG coming back, even last season the previews gave me chills until I actually had to watch the episodes. I’ll watch, and I hope I’m surprised with season one like awesomeness but I’m not holding my breath.

Comment #7: UltraMagnus  on  01/14  at  03:14 AM

The final cylon is you.  The audience member.

Adama: “The final cylon has been with us the entire time”

*looks at camera*

Adama: It’s you.  You’re the final cylon.

*raises flashlight, camera goes static*

Comment #8: Ellie  on  01/14  at  03:25 AM

Adama: Two more days ‘til Halloween/ Halloween/ Halloween/ Two more days ‘til Halloween/ Silver Shamrock.

Comment #9: Auguste  on  01/14  at  03:43 AM

My personal opinions:

i, Zarack is the fifth Cylon.
ii, The Earth is post-human.  It colonised the twelve colonies, and then humanity “ascended”.
iii, The Gods are, or were, real. Some of them are still around.
iv, Kara was resurrected - but not by the Cylons.

Comment #10: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  01/14  at  04:25 AM

Gracchus, when real life makes it difficult, try watching it at hulu.com.  It’s good being able to watch at your own convenience.  http://www.hulu.com/battlestar-galactica

Comment #11: Svlad Jelly  on  01/14  at  05:03 AM

Hulu, schmulu.  Ever hear of BitTorrent?  :^)

Comment #12: Ivan  on  01/14  at  06:11 AM

I’m predicting a major let-down in the ethics/morality department, e.g. we find out that the human genocide could totally have been avoided if the cylon god had just sent the right people an email (or made a star supernova, or dropped power to the cylon fleet before they could jump to the 12 colonies, etc. etc.).

For the first two seasons, as long as the cylon god was just visions (Head Six and Head Baltar) with no clear omniscience or “magic” (super-advanced technology) there were good ethics in the messiness of trying to survive.  Even the New Caprica story arc was done well IMHO, and Three’s questioning to Baltar about how they prevent humanity from rising again to take vengeance generations down the road provided a good reason the Final Five couldn’t just deus ex machina the problem away.  But after the Temple and the battle at the Nebula the whole show became an exercise in killing human civilians for plotful suspense.

Predictions:

1.  Earth was the first Kobol, humans created cylons who rebelled and humans destroyed Earth ala the Matrix.  A rag-tag fleet of cylons landed on Kobol to start the process again.  No “original” (i.e. us) humans survived the first war on Earth; the Final Five are left over from the first war and are basically programs (ala Agents) that can be inserted into any body.  It’s immortality and resurrection but of a different kind than the Significant Seven.  Kobol was a world with twelve of this kind of cylon (the gods), but they decided to populate with another kind of cylon that did not resurrect (the future humans of the Twelve Colonies), and created a new religion from Earth’s old religions that pointedly omitted the monotheistic ones.  This provided an explanation for their immortality and a system of control for their new human race.  The Final Five came into conflict with the remaining seven original cylons (the Colonial gods) and attacked them leading to war.  Athena, last (maybe) of the seven, turned traitor and helped them take the remaining humans to the Twelve Colonies.

2.  Kara Thrace is Athena reborn (which neatly sidesteps the moral problem of her abuse as a child to prepare her for her resurrection).

3.  Baltar is both the fifth cylon and the cylon god.  Head Baltar and Head Six are both projections from his non-corporeal side.  He will be killed on a Friday and resurrect on Sunday.

4.  Earth provides back story but is otherwise useless.  They are back in space within three episodes.

5.  The cylons offer their homeworld for the remaining humans to settle on.  It’s lush and green just like Kobol and the outskirts of Vancouver.

6.  Bullet-time.

Comment #13: KL  on  01/14  at  09:38 AM

I’m really not too bothered about who the final Cylon is, except in so far as it ties in to the rest of the backstory. I’m much more interested in the sorts of things Phalamir and Gracchus talk about - where does Earth really fit into Colonial/Cylon history, are Colonials really human at all, will there ever be a true reconciliation between the races?

“Earth provides back story but is otherwise useless.  They are back in space within three episodes. “

That certainly seems to be the implication of the webisodes. I wouldn’t be surprised if they are back in space by the end of the first new episode.

Comment #14: Ginger Yellow  on  01/14  at  09:56 AM

Regarding Earth, I figure we should see something like this.  But the way those BSG people frak with your mind, who knows…

Comment #15: MikeEss  on  01/14  at  10:24 AM

So what the hell does it even mean to be a “Cylon”, anyway? I mean they’ve done literally everything they could to eliminate any sort of detectable difference between human beings and Cylons, so what does it even mean to be one or the other?

Did the humans of the colonies create the Cylons, or didn’t they? Somehow what started out as “Frankenstein’s monster returns; hijinks ensue” has become an origin story that goes back way, way further than the timeline originally suggested at the beginning of the show by a human origin for Cylons.

I don’t think the writers of that show have a goddamn idea of what they’re even doing anymore. I bet there’s no final Cylon at all, or the final Cylon turns out to be everybody that isn’t already known to be one. Oh, sure, they’ve made a big deal about how many Cylons there have to be, but so what? It’s not like the writers are paying any attention to continuity.

Comment #16: Chet  on  01/14  at  10:51 AM

Time travel.

They’re gonna borrow the whole “time travel” shtick from “Galactica 1980”.

Mark my words.

Comment #17: Johnny Pez  on  01/14  at  11:55 AM

I don’t have any good arguments to support this, just a hunch, but I think Tom Zarek is the final Cylon.

Comment #18: Raging Red  on  01/14  at  12:29 PM

“Did the humans of the colonies create the Cylons, or didn’t they?”

...maybe the Cylons created humans…

Comment #19: MikeEss  on  01/14  at  12:32 PM

It’s all going to boil down to “It happened before and it will happen again” 

Earth is our Earth.  We create Skynet, which creates Terminators and together we destroy the planet.  Whatever remaining humans and cyborgs survive, hop into space shuttles and take off for Kobol, where either the Cyborgs don’t wake up the humans or the humans take out the Cyborgs.

Whatever is left, humanoid Cyborgs or real meat people, as Kobol heads for another ecologic destruction, we take off, but this time, in an effort to avoid the “it will happen again” part, we separate.  Humans pick off into ‘colonies’ by race/family/religion. 

After the colonies are established, scientists reinvent robots and AI.  There are rules at first, I suppose, if anyone remembers what “happened before”, but eventually, we get Caprica where cyborgs with limited AI are used for sex and “murder” and other “games”.  AI gets better and better until it truly achieves sentience and rebels, bringing about a robotic rebellion.  Cyborgs are destroyed, or are thought destroyed.  Only the obedient tin can robots are left, “by your commanding” away with limited AI.

Some cyborgs survive, perhaps in tin cans as camouflage and continue to upgrade the AI process and eventually launch the First Cylon War, 40 years before the miniseries.  It’s bloody, it’s awful, but it enables the Cylons to get something they need while they are fighting the humans.  Part of what they needed were bodies for research, as seen in Razor, to reinvent and recreate the cyborg/cylon entities.

They only make 7 models.  The “final five” are ghost memories from ‘what happened before’—corrupted info, partially deleted info, but apparently essential to the original AI software/hardware so that it can’t be completely deleted.  This info glitch also leads to the belief in the Cylon god—with the time travel screw ups providing ‘flash forwards’ and attempt to teach Terminators ethics evolving or deteriorating into the Cylon God.

The seven models and the HUB are really all they think they need.  Each model has a variation on their Plan and purpose—independent self-reproduction and honoring God.  They know the HUB is a weakness, and the Terminator ethic program states somewhere that God created humans and humans are blessed.  Cylons need to replace humans…blah de blah de blah PLAN!

As for the final 4…they are from Earth.  They went looking for the survivors and found them.  They may have planted some of the knowledge of events (happened before/again) nonsense either into the Cylons or just in the texts.  Eventually, after the Robot Rebellion, they give up and decide to live as humans.  Tigh is older than the other three b/c he needed to be an adult to place the other 4 as children (these models age) in their homes.  He mindwiped them, with a reset switch should they approach Earth again.  Mindwiped himself last.

So…the colonists are either cyborgs themselves or remnants, perhaps artificially recreated, of Original Humans.  Humans make Cyborgs and treat them like slaves.  Slave rebel and kill off or enslave their creators.  New slaves rebel and kill off or enslave their owners.  Etc.  Whenever one faction “wins” by wiping out either the human or the robotic side, they eventually recreate it-> humans making robots to make life easier and installing some sort of ethics program to protect themselves; robots making humans b/c the ethics program at the base of the AI is incomplete in a world without humans. 

The Cylon God, who loves Cylons best, may be an attempt to avoid the “happening again” by changing the base AI so that that God created/loves the robots best.  Somehow it didn’t work well enough, b/c the robots still moved to create a cyborg form and are trying to be human instead of just leaving them alone.

Repeat ad. nauseum.

(Yeah, Terminator stuff is a little tongue in cheek, but it’s a quick reference for an already wordy post.  BSG jumped the shark for me with the “one year later” jump, but I still watch b/c it’s not CRAP, it’s just not the same show.  Terminator was good SF and good time travel the first time through.  In the sequels and its current incarnations the time travel is wonky, but wonky might work to fix some holes in BSG.)

Comment #20: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/14  at  01:08 PM

I think the final Cylon is someone who the previously hidden Cylons have murdered (Tory killing Callie or Tigh killing Ellen). This would kind of fit in with the dystopian worldview of the show. Not only are the humans at a dead end, but so are the Cylons, doomed to be incomplete without the missing Cylon.

Oh—and Soylent Green is people.

Comment #21: Sir Winston Thriller  on  01/14  at  01:08 PM

So what the hell does it even mean to be a “Cylon”, anyway? I mean they’ve done literally everything they could to eliminate any sort of detectable difference between human beings and Cylons, so what does it even mean to be one or the other?

That’s intended to be one of BSG’s main points, I believe.

The interesting thing about the Cylon numbered models as they stand is that each (like pantheistic gods) represents an exaggerated aspect of a human character trait: 1’s are cold intellectualism; 2’s passionate mysticism; 3’s decisiveness; 4’s passive silence, apparently (I don’t claim BSG’s writers are perfect); 5’s project superficial charm and sympatico; 6’s are all about lust;  8’s about compassion and empathy. That some of the models can grow beyond these stereotypes is an aspect of their evolution and growing maturity as individuals.

Another thing I’ve noted is that model 7 hasn’t been identified.

I don’t think the writers of that show have a goddamn idea of what they’re even doing anymore.

From what I understand listening to the podcasts (including one from the writers room), the show is run more tightly than most, with a strong “bible” and a deliberately limited run. That doesn’t preclude continuity errors, but this isn’t “Prison Break” or “Lost” (where the writers apparently did go off the rails despite a strong show-runner).

Comment #22: Gracchus  on  01/14  at  01:16 PM

“Did the humans of the colonies create the Cylons, or didn’t they?”
...maybe the Cylons created humans…

Yes.  Over and over and over again. 

10 Lazy human make smart machine
20 Smart machine rebel
30 Human survivors still lazy; create smart machine with “humans must be protected” ethics program at base level
40 Machines too smart to accept slavery; find way around ethics program and kill humans
50 Ethics program threatens to shut down machines, so they recreate bio-humans
60 Humans are too smart to accept slavery; fine way to rebel and kill machines
70 GO TO 10

Comment #23: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/14  at  01:20 PM

Gaeta is the final Cylon.

Because I say so.  And also because he fits the prophesies of the hybrid in Razor.  And also because he’s my favorite character.

I don’t know what exactly to make of Earth, but I think it’s in the distant past, because “all of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.”

And I do think that’s Kara coming up on her dead body, but she’s not the final cylon, because that would be painfully obvious.

Comment #24: INTPagan  on  01/14  at  01:37 PM

“70 GO TO 10”

God!  Everybody knows you would use a DO WHILE loop there…

GOTO is Satan’s own keyword…

Comment #25: MikeEss  on  01/14  at  01:39 PM

Why are the Cylons so much cooler than that the humans?  Same with the terminaters?

Comment #26: John Hussein Rove  on  01/14  at  02:02 PM

And I do think that’s Kara coming up on her dead body, but she’s not the final cylon, because that would be painfully obvious.

If she finds her dead body, it’s going to be in her old Viper.

Another question: was that Geiger counter ticking so rapidly because the nuclear apocalypse happened relatively recently (say in the past few months)? And if so, could the sudden appearance of a UFO in range of, say, NORAD set off such a war?

Of course, I didn’t see any satellites around Earth, and who knows how a Colonial Geiger counter (Radector?) works?

Whatever your opinion of the show, you have to admit it gives people good raw material for geeking out.

Comment #27: Gracchus  on  01/14  at  02:28 PM

I don’t think the writers of that show have a goddamn idea of what they’re even doing anymore.

I get that sense too.  I was under the impression early on, as Gracchus mentioned above, that Ron Moore had some kind of “bible” where the entire story arc was mapped out.  But with the Final Five business, it has this “we’re just making this shit up as we go along” vibe written all over it.

Since season 3, the show has been hit or miss for me, with a lot more misses than hits.

Comment #28: Tommykey  on  01/14  at  02:50 PM

But with the Final Five business, it has this “we’re just making this shit up as we go along” vibe written all over it.

It could be that, when they saw how popular the show was after season 2, they decided to ride the Final Five to give themselves an additional season. But from what I’ve season of season 4, they’re moving back toward wrapping up the original arc.

Comment #29: Gracchus  on  01/14  at  02:59 PM

40 Machines too smart to accept slavery; find way around ethics program and kill humans

Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and the kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.

Comment #30: Sarcastro  on  01/14  at  03:18 PM

The Final Cylon is Keanu Reeves.  They are all in The Matrix.  Laurence Fishburne is gonna kick Tigh’s arse!

Sorry.  Can’t stand the suspense.  Had to break the tension.

Comment #31: AlanB  on  01/14  at  03:25 PM

God!  Everybody knows you would use a DO WHILE loop there…

GOTO is Satan’s own keyword…

My BASIC got dissed.  :-( Who’s the bigger geek now?  The geek, or the geek that geeked at the geek?

Even Asimov’s robots come up with The 0th Rule that lets them harm humans if it protects humanity.  There’s really no way to make robots ethical, when we can’t figure out how to do it ourselves. 

So, can we work in some Ellison and Phillip K. Dick here?  TOS comes in with the “humans can’t be slaves to machines”; TNG comes in with Data, ‘his’ rights, and the inability to tell the difference between human intelligence and a postronic network.

It really *has* happened before—>in all sorts of other SF.

Comment #32: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/14  at  04:03 PM

I’d like to weigh in as a voice of dissent and say that though season 3 is uneven, it begins and ends very strong - I happen to love the NC storyline and the last 4 episodes very much, but in between is not the best.

Apparently, the reason for this uneveness is that Galactica wasn’t pulling in the ratings Sci Fi wanted, and they blamed the story arcing structure for this problem, so they basically pressured Ron Moore to write episodes that could arguably stand alone and thus, not alienate first time viewers. The result, as we saw, was that the show his a rough patch that didn’t pull in new veiwers and aliented fans and critics, so they allowed him to return to the arcing story style before season 3 ended.

Personally I think season 4 has so far ruled. Though due to the uneveness of season 3 there has been a sense of hurry to it all.

I predict kara will spend 3 episodes thinking she’s the final cylon but it will end up being someone like Lee or Zarek.

Comment #33: Ross Lincoln  on  01/14  at  05:10 PM

Hmm, I’ve got it - the Fifth Cylon is… the Battlestar!

Comment #34: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  01/14  at  05:30 PM

Though due to the uneveness of season 3 there has been a sense of hurry to it all.

I assume by ‘sense of hurry to it’ you mean that they’ve been hurrying to get back to their arc and back on track.

But a sense of hurry is how this all started, and was part of the fun of Season 1.  33 minutes?  Every 33 minutes they had to jump b/c they were hunted.  They had to find fuel and food.  Every episode was only a day or so after the previous day.  They were rushed, they were scared, they weren’t the most competent of folks, but they were surviving.

I miss that show.

Comment #35: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/14  at  05:33 PM

I get the sneaking suspicion that that those who are saying that they “don’t think the writers of that show have a goddamn idea of what they’re even doing anymore” haven’t actually been watching every episode, especially since Razor. There wasn’t a single self-contained episode or subplot in the first part of season 4. If you got up to make yourself a drink, you probably missed something important.

Which wouldn’t be so bad, if Sci-Fi would bother to re-air the show every once in a while.

Comment #36: Hippie Killer  on  01/14  at  05:46 PM

Assuming that D’Anna wasn’t just fucking with Roslin, the final Cylon isn’t in the fleet, which means that the final Cylon was already on the basestar, the final Cylon is dead, or ???  If the final Cylon is dead, it would have to be someone who was killed before D’Anna was boxed up (i.e. not Cally).

Anyone else think that D’Anna apologized to Tigh in the temple, since he had his eye plucked out and all?

Comment #37: keshmeshi  on  01/14  at  06:31 PM

i agree with others that Earth is the planet of human origin and Kobol was settled by rebellious “Cylons” created on Earth, and that Earth will play no further part in the story.

I’m going out on a limb with the rest of my predictions.

The fifth cyclon is a character not yet introduced to the show, but Leoben knows who it is.

Kara was cloned by Leoben in service to the 5th cylon.

Baltar is an unknown 13th cylon model and the cylon god.

Comment #38: pablo  on  01/14  at  07:37 PM

On a side note, today’s clues are SUPERFUCKINLAME.

Comment #39: It's Romo Lamkin's Cat  on  01/14  at  07:37 PM

Oh! And Kara’s “special destiny” and “leading humanity to its destruction”? She’s a herald of sort, and once she reveals the truth about the origins of humanity and the cylons, the characters on the show will no longer think of themselves as human but as cylons.

Comment #40: pablo  on  01/14  at  08:15 PM

Pablo, the line was, “You are the harbinger of death, Kara Thrace.  You will lead them to their end.”

She is the harbinger of death for Roslin, and she led them to Earth.  I thought that one was pretty well established.

Comment #41: Atheist Feminazi  on  01/14  at  08:17 PM

I didn’t remember the exact line and figured it was metaphor. Wasn’t there something more along those lines in Razor?

Comment #42: pablo  on  01/14  at  08:22 PM

Anyone else think that D’Anna apologized to Tigh in the temple, since he had his eye plucked out and all?

Oh yeah.  Is that still debatable?

I still think it’s cool that Tigh is an “original” one-eyed Cylon.  And the amount of acting that man can do with the one eye…

Comment #43: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/14  at  08:22 PM

I dug it up here.

“Kara Thrace will lead the human race to its end. She is the herald of the apocalypse, the harbinger of death. They must not follow her.”

So it’s still ambiguous-ish.  The herald of the apocalypse is the only different line out of that, and that could be a reference to the state of Earth when she brought them to it - she apparently saw a beautiful Earth before she came back, and something happened after that.

So they weren’t supposed to follow her because she would bring them to a decimated Earth. 

That’s my speculation.

Comment #44: Atheist Feminazi  on  01/14  at  08:26 PM

If Earth was populated between Kara’s first encounter and the Galactaca’s discovery of it, then that changes everything.  I’ll still stand with my predictions about the 5th cylon and Baltar. They’re really just guesses though.

Comment #45: pablo  on  01/14  at  08:31 PM

The TVTropes page is epic win!

Comment #47: Atheist Feminazi  on  01/14  at  08:32 PM

Kara Thrace will lead the human race to its end. She is the herald of the apocalypse, the harbinger of death. They must not follow her.”

Who they?  Cylons must not follow her?  Humans must not follow her.  Why not?  The lines preceding could simply indicate that Kara will take them to Destroyed Earth, leaving me to wonder who is being warned from following her.

“She’s the herald of the apocalypse”—by bringing them to Earth?  Or by the bloodshed that will be caused afterward with a shattering of the Cylon-Human Alliance?

It’s just a perfect little prophesy, isn’t it?  It can mean whatever it needs to when the facts are finally known.

Comment #48: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/14  at  09:32 PM

pablo, I think you’re right.  Also, the harbinger of death and lead them to their end things are separate clauses, which I think is INT’s point.  She’s the harbinger of death….for Roslin.  She will lead them to their end….either because they all find out they’re really cylons, or because humans interbreed with cylons and make a new race.

Comment #49: Amanda Marcotte  on  01/14  at  09:48 PM

She’s the harbinger of death for all the cylons. She shows up and the resurrection ship gets destroyed. Pretty simple. And they have to die in order to give birth, be more human, etc. Six gave a whole speech about it to the counsel.

Comment #50: Roxanne  on  01/14  at  10:46 PM

I differ regarding the “One Year Later” jump.  In fact, that was the point when I really started liking the show.  That was one of the curvier curves I’ve seen thrown on network (even cable) TV.

Also, it appears that Sci-Fi is running a whole crapload of episodes all day on Friday, for those of us who live in our parents’ basements and don’t have jobs (I keed).

Comment #51: Lefty  on  01/14  at  11:35 PM

I’m still waiting for them to explain the big elephant in the room:  if Earth is OUR Earth, where the hell is Christianity/Islam/Judaism?

I’m almost thinking that the “original” Earth-born cylons were Christian, but felt no need to evangelize to the humans because they had made them and thus considered them without souls requiring saving.  The Final Five were a breakaway sect of Christians who thought the humans had souls and thus could be converted, but they couldn’t manage to penetrate much into the Kobolian population.  So they instigated a religious war and the polytheistic human survivors left for the 12 Colonies.  Eventually they created the new cylons which the Final Five were able to reprogram into a new generation of Christian warriors.  Baltar is not the final cylon, but rather being groomed into a John the Baptist to introduce the final cylon for the humans to worship.  The final cylon is Hera, who will contain the reincarnated soul of Cardinal Law.

Comment #52: KL  on  01/15  at  12:24 AM

GOTO is Satan’s own keyword…
MikeEss on 01/14 at 08:39 AM

“GO TO and confuse their speech.”
The Devil’s DP Dictionary

Comment #53: Mark Foxwell  on  01/15  at  12:55 AM

Even Asimov’s robots come up with The 0th Rule that lets them harm humans if it protects humanity.  There’s really no way to make robots ethical, when we can’t figure out how to do it ourselves. Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes on 01/14 at 11:03 AM

Well, the way I see it is that truly intelligent, sentient machines arepeople—not human, that is not H. Sapiens Sapiens, but people.

If by “ethics” one means a closed, logical system that is perfectly satisfactory, I agree—it doesn’t exist and never will.

Ursula LeGuin distinguished in some essay or other (collected IIRC in Dancing on the Edge of the World) between “ethics,” the scholarly theory of just human interaction, and “morality” by which she meant the pragmatic, living, if you will, everyday practice of more or less fair-minded and kindly living together.

Robots and other Frankensteinian creations can be treated morally, and would respond reasonably to fair treatment.

Though it seems all too likely that such machines would be created, as BSG assumes, for service to humans who have no intention of treating these (very likely) expensive products as free, autonomous people—in short, they’d be created in slavery. So they’d be quite traumatized and mistrustful, not to mention the likelihood that software and deeper design features meant to keep them controlled and on their designated tasks would be deeply embedded, and therefore hurt a lot, and would also derange their thinking.

Actually, contemplating the likelihood that the first artificial intelligences will be built by multinational corporations and/or the military/defense complex, they seem to fall into the role Marx assigned the working classes.

Perhaps robots are Marx’s proletarians?

Comment #54: Mark Foxwell  on  01/15  at  01:10 AM

I differ regarding the “One Year Later” jump.  In fact, that was the point when I really started liking the show.

That makes perfect sense to me, as the “One Year Later” jump is when BSG changed into a different show. 

I still miss the original, but I find it amazing how far from that show they’ve gone, and still held it together and put out a quality product.  Season 1 Tigh was worthless, and I didn’t think much of either Michael Hogan or Grace Park’s acting abilities.  Isn’t that a riot, now that they’ve shown themselves to be absolutely kick ass actors?  Grace can differentiate between a half dozen 8s with a shrug and a glance, and a glance from only ONE eye from Hogan is worth an Emmy.

Makes me feel sorry for all the actors out there who, when they finally get a chance at a break, get a shit role, and then no one thinks they have any talent.

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Mark Foxwell brings in Ursula LeGuin and Mary Shelley for the win!  Yeah, I’m also totally on board with the “sentience is sentience” bandwagon.  But then I tend to think all these robot stories are metaphors about confronting God, our Creator, and railing against why we are here, in an unjust world, with a sense of justice and about Free Will and whether or not it exists and whether or not any good can come of it.

in short, they’d be created in slavery. So they’d be quite traumatized and mistrustful, not to mention the likelihood that software and deeper design features meant to keep them controlled and on their designated tasks would be deeply embedded, and therefore hurt a lot, and would also derange their thinking.

And we have HAL from 2001, a perfectly fine robot until his higher-ups told him to lie in violation of his (hardwired) programming.  And the death and destruction and the gnashing of metal teeth.

Comment #55: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  01/15  at  11:25 AM
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