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Count It Up

Here’s John McCain’s response ad to his not knowing how many homes he owns:

I say he just uses this Powerline defense:

The latest campaign kerfuffle is Obama’s effort to make hay out of John McCain’s inability to tell a reporter how many houses he owns. McCain mumbled something about condos and said the reporter should talk to his wife. Predictably, Obama is trying to spin this exchange as showing that McCain is “out of touch.”

I can relate, though. For example, if a reporter asked me how many ties I own, there’s no way I could answer. Just like McCain, I’d tell him he has to ask my wife. Likewise if someone wants to know how many Wii games my kids have.

See, some Americans have a lot of things, like DVDs they got 5 for $20 at Blockbuster, or stamps, or million-dollar houses.  It’s all the same!  People pick up ties, they pick up condos.  It happens, especially at these prices!

The truth is that McCain isn’t out of touch with “ordinary people” because he’s rich, he’s out of touch with his own domestic arrangements because he cares little about material things, and for many years has devoted his extraordinary energies not to enjoying his wife’s money, but to serving the American people. Given the number of nights he’s spent in hotels or on military bases over the last few years, it’s no wonder he hasn’t seen much of his wife’s condos.

Right.  John McCain also doesn’t remember his policies because he has the full confidence that he’ll do the right thing no matter what he faces.  And he didn’t remember that hamburger he stuck in his winter jacket last April because he actually wanted pizza.
What I really don’t get about the McCain ad is that Obama, according to the ad, couldn’t quite afford his house - he’s doing well, and he has a nice house, but even that wasn’t exactly easy for him.  It’s insinuating that Obama gave Rezko favors in order to get his house, but it doesn’t say what Obama did or what Rezko got - just, you know, “favors” (it’s the same problem that I have with Obama’s “tax breaks for big corporations” line - it’s too vague to truly hit).  There’s also no connection between Rezko’s legal problems and Obama, because, well, there aren’t any.  It’s the “bunch of bad words” theory of political ads, which is normally the sort of flailing you expect out of a Democratic campaign.

What this also brings to mind - I know the square footage of Edwards’ home (28,200), the value of Obama’s home and its adjacent lot ($1.65 million and $600,000, respectively), how many homes the Kerrys have/had (5)...but even after a full day of coverage of McCain’s gaffe, we still have no idea about the basic answer to a simple question: how many homes does he own?  I understand that, like Wii games, you might have to count them, but that shouldn’t really take too long - you go and you count them.  Then you have an answer.  Counting is something that large puppets teach children on public television, my friends, not a skill you have to learn in your 70s. 

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 12:09 AM • (33) Comments

That ad didn’t make a whole lot of sense to me and the associations of one image to another and one accusation to another were confusing. I don’t know that many Americans are going to understand this ad.
I know its the beginning of the “REZKO REZKO REZKO” phase, but it’s not really clear what the charges are. I’m encouraged because I’m sure Rezko and Ayers were supposed to be rolled out in the Fall. This “Dude, Where’s My Houses?” attack must have Team McCain scared.

Comment #1: blip_blap  on  08/22  at  12:34 AM

Counting is something that large puppets teach children on public television, my friends, not a skill you have to learn in your 70s.

I <3 you Jesse. This made me spit out my salad.

Comment #2: UltraMagnus  on  08/22  at  12:57 AM

Heh.

We just made the McCain campaign pop their Shield Wall.

And that sucker is on a 3 months cooldown.

Comment #3: Karmakin  on  08/22  at  01:00 AM

When you do an attack ad, you lose two thirds of your audience every time you mention the name of anybody other than your target. McCain can yell “Rezko” all he wants. All Obama has to do is put up an ad showing a picture of every single lobbyist on McCain’s staff and say “lobbyist” with every picture. No need to mention the lobbyists’ names, and it would be at least three times more effective than any Rezko ad. And then wrap up the ad with another picture of McCain and Bush. No problem.

Comment #4: ploeg  on  08/22  at  01:04 AM

It’s really nice to know that to some people owning a house is just as trivial as owning ties, or video games. 

I’m sure millions of Americans, for whom owning a home is just a fantasy, will really appreciate the new perspective that McCain’s Reichwing friends are giving them…

It’s good to be the king…

Comment #5: MikeEss  on  08/22  at  01:07 AM

he’s out of touch with his own domestic arrangements because he cares little about material things

He cares so little about material things that when he started an affair with a filthy rich, politically-connected woman, it was, like, totally a coincidence.

And, just to cap it off, the fucker wears $500 Ferragamo shoes.

Yeah, he’s Johnny McAusterity.

Comment #6: FlipYrWhig  on  08/22  at  01:13 AM

Heh.

We just made the McCain campaign pop their Shield Wall.

And that sucker is on a 3 months cooldown.

First sad thing: I got this joke.

Second sad thing: I immediately thought, “More like Retaliation.  Shared cooldowns, though!”

Comment #7: Ferox  on  08/22  at  01:21 AM

Given the number of nights he’s spent in hotels or on military bases over the last few years, it’s no wonder he hasn’t seen much of his wife’s condos.

You know, I spent almost every night between Christmas and the April 1 not sleeping at home.  In fact, for a lot of that time I was traveling, sleeping on planes and trains and buses and in hotels and guest houses and shacks on beaches and train station waiting rooms and at the homes of friends old and new.

If you’d stopped me sometime in there and asked me how many homes I owned, however, I would’ve been able to tell you:  none.

Comment #8: The Opoponax  on  08/22  at  01:53 AM

ugh, omit that “the” from the front of April 1st.  Not supposed to be there, and makes the rest of the post sound hella stupid.

Comment #9: The Opoponax  on  08/22  at  01:54 AM

[Karmakin] Heh.

We just made the McCain campaign pop their Shield Wall.

And that sucker is on a 3 months cooldown.

First sad thing: I got this joke.

Second sad thing: I immediately thought, “More like Retaliation. Shared cooldowns, though!”

I almost hurt myself laughing at this. I’ve been playing my pally lately, so my immediate thought was “No, he just wasted his bubble on a trash pull.”

It remains to be seen whether it got his healer killed.

Comment #10: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  08/22  at  02:53 AM

I’m too distracted being pissed off that Mr. Powerline thinks his wife would and should know how many ties he owns. They’re his fucking ties. Who the fuck knows how many ties their husband owns? My husband’s tie collection is in the single digits, maybe could be counted on one hand, and I still don’t know. And given that they don’t even end up in the laundry, I don’t know why anyone would know.

Comment #11: chingona  on  08/22  at  03:18 AM

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh…...

i second chingona. i have no clue how many ties my ex-husband had while we were married.

also: if the fucker really didn’t care about “material goods”, why the HELL does he have so many? don’t wave his wife in my face - a guy who calls his wife a “cunt” and a “trollup” before reports almost definitly controls that wife. and the money. and the houses. fucky off, McRich.

Comment #12: denelian  on  08/22  at  03:38 AM

At one point today, it seemed they’d settled on “OMG they’re going after McCain’s WIFE” as a talking point.  Which is interesting because AZ is a community property state, meaning that marital assets are shared.  Unless, of course, Cindy had the foresight to implement a prenup.  If that were the case (and indeed it may be) then John McCain is a kept man who depends upon the kindness of his wealthy wife.  How emasculating.

Comment #13: Donna  on  08/22  at  04:33 AM

My husband owns 2 ties.

We own zero houses.

And only the rich have the luxury of not caring “about material things” to the point that you don’t know what your assets are.  The rest of us have to think about where our next meal comes from and how to keep the car running and that takes attention to one’s financial situation.

Comment #14: GumbyAnne  on  08/22  at  09:00 AM

I can’t believe those Rethugs are trying to say that McCain’s wife handles the business end of their finances!  Yea right. Everyone knows women suck with money and shit.

Comment #15: Carin  on  08/22  at  09:19 AM

“At one point today, it seemed they’d settled on “OMG they’re going after McCain’s WIFE” as a talking point.”

Which is just so unfair but typical of the kind of sleazy attacks those nasty libruls use against fine, wealthy, white (very white), affluent, upstanding, rich, well to do Americans. 

And, of course, this totally unfair attack on a poor, innocent woman of means is completely unlike the important and necessary probing of Teresa Heinz Kerry’s wealth during the 2004 election season, which had (somehow) a critical bearing on Johns Kerry’s fitness for office.  Somehow…

Comment #16: MikeEss  on  08/22  at  09:23 AM

Ah, MikeEss, but Teresa Heinz Kerry was a loudmouth brunette and totally was asking for it.

Comment #17: annejumps  on  08/22  at  09:39 AM

Now that McCain has brought up Rezko, does that mean we get to start talking about Rezko’s good buddies Karl Rove and Dennis Hastert, who one of Rezko’s associates testified under oath promised to get Patrick Fitzgerald fired?

Comment #18: Mnemosyne  on  08/22  at  09:41 AM

Definitely, keep talking about Rezko.  Christ, and I thought we libertards were stoooopid.

I gotta admit this election has been alot more fun than I anticipated.  Still can’t vote for McCain, but at least he’s great entertainment.  I really didn’t think he had it in him.  When this first arose, I thought ... the last thing BO wants to start talking about is the candidates’ homes, how they bought them, who was involved, etc.  Then BINGO - Jackpot.  He just could not resist.  Do we want this dope dealing with Putin?

When McCain says he doesn’t know how much real estate they own, it makes sense.  He married a VERY rich woman.  I’m sure they have other people handling all their assets; he’s busy being a Senator and running for President. 

Years ago, when I would read that some politician or businessman claimed not to know what was in his tax returns, or how tax shelters work, I scoffed at them.  Then, after startnig my own practice, I started getting 30 page tax returns from MY accountant.  And, really, there just isn’t that much there.  Other than the info I gave him, there really isn’t much in those 30 pages I do understand.  I consider that his job to understand.  I suggest it’s the same with McCain and his wife’s/his assets.

How long until Rezko is on BO’s long list of items you’re not allowed to ask him about/talk about?

10, 9, 8, .........

Anyone who says the name Rezko is a racist.

Comment #19: Libertarian  on  08/22  at  09:52 AM

And just think, if those folks he scoffed at for living beyond their means by taking bad mortgages lose their homes, that’ll just be more for him and Cindy.

Comment #20: paul  on  08/22  at  10:09 AM

“if a reporter asked me how many ties I own, there’s no way I could answer. Just like McCain, I’d tell him he has to ask my wife.”

Does he believe that keeping track of his tie inventory is his wife’s job? No real man would count his own ties, too faggity. That’s my wife’s job, that’s what a wife is for. I’m too busy saving the democracy via my manly typing. I just put on what she lays out for me the night before.

Anyway real men don’t shop for clothes and don’t care about clothes.

Hey, how do you like my $500. loafers?

Comment #21: justaguy2  on  08/22  at  10:36 AM

Donna:
Unless, of course, Cindy had the foresight to implement a prenup.

The McCains did indeed sign a prenup, they file separate tax forms, and from what I’ve read, all the houses are in her name.

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Comment #23: Libertard  on  08/22  at  11:07 AM

This is going to be McCain’s “grocery scanner” moment for the election.

Let’s hope that astute reporters have more simple innocent questions in store.

As for “they are all Cindy’s houses”, then why didn’t he say so??  He doesn’t even seem to know where he lives, besides ... TEH EVILLE WASHINGTON.

Comment #24: Ms Kate  on  08/22  at  11:12 AM

I own 4 ties, my girlfriend wouldn’t know how many I own because I never wear them unless I absolutely have to.  And I have to agree with those above, it’s really easy to forget what you own when you’re rich, but when all it takes is one job loss to put you jeopardy of not being able to eat, it becomes very easy to memorize just what assets can be sold very quickly to raise cash. 

It really is sad, each one of us knows how many homes they own, and now we know how many homes McCain owns.  We’re all now keeping track of two people, and we’re ok, he’s having trouble keeping track of just himself.  I wish I was rich enough to not know if I was rich or not.

Comment #25: Voice in the Crowd  on  08/22  at  11:25 AM

He didn’t say “Ask my wife, b/c she’s rich and I’m not into that money stuff anyway.”  He said “ask my staff”.

It’s an important distinction.  Not only does McCain have so many homes that he doesn’t keep track of them, he has people whose jobs are to track these things for them.

No one else is keeping track of my mortgage for me.

Comment #26: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  08/22  at  11:28 AM

“He doesn’t even seem to know where he lives, besides ... TEH EVILLE WASHINGTON.”

...wait a minute!  I thought McCain was a maverick outsider who plays by his own rules and works the system to make The Evil Government more responsive to the needs of Real Americans until it can be drowned in a bathtub.  He can’t actually live in Washington, right?...

Comment #27: MikeEss  on  08/22  at  11:43 AM

he’s out of touch with his own domestic arrangements because he cares little about material things

My question is, if he cares little about material things, why the hell does he have 7 houses in the 1st place?

Comment #28: Zython  on  08/22  at  11:49 AM

Do we want this dope dealing with Putin?

Even if I take your analysis of the situation, then, why yes, we do.

You see, in this little bit of political theatre, Obama got McCain to play one of the few possible trump cards he might maybe have (though the Rezko thing actually doesn’t have legs and should be easier to dodge than the Rev Wright bullshit).  The week before the DNC, two before the RNC, when most Americans who aren’t as politically obsessed as we are are watching the Olympics or maybe going on vacation. 

Now Obama will be able to disarm any potential for Rezko-gate before any of the swing voters get involved. 

If this is how he’d deal with Russia (get ‘em to play their best card in the wrong round, when it can be safely defused), I’m all for it.

Comment #29: The Opoponax  on  08/22  at  11:51 AM

While I suppose there is a certain point where in the wealth spectrum where you might lose track of things like how many houses you own, it is a little bizarre to have that level of wealth and decry your opponents as “out of touch” or “elitist”.

Comment #30: BunBun vonWhiskers  on  08/22  at  12:22 PM

he’s out of touch with his own domestic arrangements because he cares little about material things

Which, you moron, is a luxury he can afford because he’s FILTHY STINKING RICH!
I would dearly love to care little about material things. It’s not an option.

Comment #31: Rick Massimo  on  08/22  at  12:26 PM

Noun, Verb, POW!!!

Comment #32: cynickal  on  08/22  at  03:16 PM

How long until Rezko is on BO’s long list of items you’re not allowed to ask him about/talk about?

Given Rezko’s strong ties to the incredibly corrupt Illinois Republican Party that came out during his trial, I think it’s going to be hard to get the Obama campaign to shut up about him.  You did know that both Illinois and national Republicans have much stronger ties to Rezko than Obama does, right?  Otherwise I can’t imagine you’d be so stupid as to bring Rezko up when he has much more potential to hurt McCain than he does Obama.

Comment #33: Mnemosyne  on  08/22  at  10:06 PM
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