I sh*t you not. Take a surf over to Mike Signorile’s pad. GOP sleazebag consultant Roger Stone wants to shop around a tape of Crist kissing a woman—gasp—to prove the Florida governor is heterosexual. Oh my, people, this is desperation city. The GOP faithful must have a woody for Charlie in that VP slot.

How interested is Florida Governor Charlie Crist in being John McCain’s VP runningmate? So much so that veteran GOP dirty trickster Roger Stone—who coordinated a few dirty stunts in support of Crist during the 2006 gubernatorial campaign—is quietly peddling a so-called “Charlie Crist sex tape.” That’s what Stone called it during a telephone conversation. And no, it is not a tape of Crist having sex with a guy. In fact, it isn’t even X-rated. The video was seemingly staged to kill the rumors that Crist is gay. Stone claims the tape—which he discussed recently with Politics1, but didn’t show to us (“I’m saving it for the national shows”)—“shows Charlie fooling around in a hotel elevator with his girlfriend ... They’re making out.” Adds Stone: “It was captured on a security camera in the elevator” last month. And Stone just conveniently happens to have a copy of the hotel’s elevator surveillance tape, just when Crist’s name is in play for the VP spot. Hmm. As for Crist’s purported girlfriend—presuming it is the same one he took as his date to the White House Correspondents Dinner in DC a few weeks ago—she’s still married (and not to Crist).

I guess the whole boinking-the-adulteress thing doesn’t cause concern in the morally bankrupt GOP these days—desperate times call for desperate measures. I think the whole hetero-randy Crist tape will be a hard sell considering what’s already floating out there on the Internets, peeps. Like this. Or this:

And Charlie also has to look out for The Peter, who is on a mission to decloset Crist.

We called the Florida Governor’s office to ask if the governor is a homosexual or bisexual, and whether he has ever engaged in homosexual behavior — odd questions, to be sure, but necessary ones in this situation. We did not hear back.

H/t, Towleroad.

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