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Dearly Beloved

Music

I’ve got lots of things of great importance to blog about, but it’s Friday night, I’m spent, and I’m sure you are, too.  So instead of wailing and moaning, I thought I’d make note of the fact that one of the greatest pop music albums ever recorded turns 25 years old this month.

Alas, Prince, for all his musical genius, is a real dick about making his videos available online. And the cover versions are anemic.  I’m not even really sure what to do, since playing some tunes to celebrate seems so out of the question.

But Prince is nonetheless a genius, and while I’m sure you could start a pretty rowdy debate over his greatest record, I think it’s pretty hard to beat Purple Rain.  Even the filler, like “Computer Blue”, is genius stuff.

So, in lieu of putting up videos, I’ll explain what I think the greatest flaw in the movie Purple Rain is.  As a film, it’s close to unique, since it swings between being OMFG horrible to absolutely transcendent during the concert scenes.  So what’s the greatest flaw, in a movie filled with them?  The horrific acting?  The nonexistent plot?  The portrayal of domestic violence without sufficiently establishing how bad it really, really is?  Apollina’s costumes? 

While all these things are terrible, they aren’t the greatest flaw.  The problem with the movie is its premise, which is that The Kid’s band (which is Prince & The Revolution) is supposed the be the shitty band that can’t hold a candle up to The Time.  Now, I will not diss The Time. The Time are fucking awesome.  They absolutely kick solid ass in the movie, too. But they didn’t, unlike Prince & The Revolution, put out one of the greatest rock albums of all time that also happens to be the soundtrack for this movie.  Every single performance of The Kid’s band that’s supposed to be falling apart at the seams is, realistically speaking, a badass performance of great songs by a band at the top of its game.  So you never buy for a second that the fans only figure out how great they are when The Kid gets enough humility to play “Purple Rain”.

But fuck it, The Time is both awesome and they put some of their stuff on YouTube.  So, without further ado:

 

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 05:44 PM • (41) Comments

It’s a little known fact that that the Morris Day/Time song Oak Tree was covered by the Wicked Witch’s guards in Wizard of Oz

Comment #1: rea  on  06/05  at  06:24 PM

Prince (now again known as) + TGIF, good weekend kickoff.

Comment #2: Magis  on  06/05  at  06:29 PM

As if my oldest daughter turning 16 next week didn’t make me feel old enough! Ahh, well, for her Sweet 16 we’re seeing the Offspring in Seattle. One good laugh I get from that era is how horrified people were about the song “Darling Nikki”. Contrast that to lyrics that make it even on radio edits today…

Comment #3: TheRealistMom  on  06/05  at  06:29 PM

Hee Prince had a store in Uptown in Minneapolis for a red hot second my 1st year of college.
EVERYTHING he EVER recorded (it was a lot but knowing Prince it probably wasn’t CLOSE), condoms, etc.

I still have the skin tight “symbol” shirt I got there. No way I’m getting rid of it.

Comment #4: Danica Lefse Queen  on  06/05  at  06:39 PM

Oh, man, I don’t know, Realist Mom.  Darling Nikki is about the only song I censor the words to when singing it w/in earshot of my one year old.  Of course, I don’t listen to pop radio anymore, so maybe it’s as you say.

Anyway, I just wanted to note that I always find myself confusing Morris Day and Morris Dees, founder of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

Comment #5: Cliffy  on  06/05  at  06:43 PM

The music produced by the artist formerly and once again known as Prince is fantastic.

The artist formerly and once again known as Prince is a homobigoted piece of shit.

Comment #6: DTG in STL  on  06/05  at  06:58 PM

Anyway, I just wanted to note that I always find myself confusing Morris Day and Morris Dees, founder of the Southern Poverty Law Center.

It is vital that Morris Dees’ hair be impeccable during closing arguments, which is why co-counsel is always poised by that big mirror, ready to dash up and present it to him mid-speech if necessary.

Comment #7: astronautgo  on  06/05  at  07:01 PM

Quitit.  Ur mkn me feel old!

Comment #8: Ms Kate  on  06/05  at  07:09 PM

My car stereo was blasting “Erotic City” (a “Let’s Go Crazy” B-side) when I arrived at work today. One of my co-workers came running over and we danced in the parking lot. For all his flaws, Prince has made some of the most fun music in human history.

Comment #9: TDMC  on  06/05  at  07:17 PM

While undeniably a great album, the best Prince album IMHO was “1999”.  It was certainly the best album ever to frack to.

Comment #10: soapdish  on  06/05  at  07:41 PM

The Time do indeed whoop ass.

Prince, however, is miles ahead of them and Purple Rain is one of the top five albums of albums of all time (VERY subjective I know). You’re right though, the movie sucks. I have had the privilege of seeing Prince live a few times and it is definitely ALL THAT.

Comment #11: Mark  on  06/05  at  07:46 PM

Between this and the realization that Sonic Youth have been around for 28 years this month, I feel freakin’ ancient. Popmatters.com has a tribute to Purple Rain up, with a ton of articles. I haven’t read it yet, but it looks a treat.

Comment #12: elena  on  06/05  at  07:53 PM

Controversy and Dirty Mind are my favorite one-two punch of purple goodness.  But Purple Rain is right up there on the plateau with 1999 and Sign o’ the Times, along with the underrated Around the World in a Day.

Comment #13: Dr. Locrian  on  06/05  at  08:31 PM

I don’t even want to think about how many times I saw that movie.  In the theater, no less.

Comment #14: Rikibeth  on  06/05  at  08:56 PM

Last record he made with Wendy & Lisa, wasn’t it?  His stuff wasn’t the same without them.

Comment #15: kmeyer57  on  06/05  at  09:08 PM

I like the DRUM ad behind the stage.

Comment #16: PhysioProf  on  06/05  at  09:35 PM

1999 is full of filler. Purple Rain is thematically unified: it works as a longer document the way Led Zep IV does.

I was sixteen when the album and film came out. I remember sitting in the theater when Apollonia took her top off, and some guy a couple of rows back stood up and took a Polaroid of the screen. Here I am, a virgin, a geek, a burgeoning Nice Guy(tm), and I still thought, “Dude, you are really hard up.”

Comment #17: felagund  on  06/05  at  09:54 PM

The Time! SQUEAL!

Comment #18: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  06/05  at  10:06 PM

Shortly after Purple Rain the record came out and shortly before Purple Rain the movie was in theaters, I picked up a copy of the Wayne State student newspaper somebody left lying around. The reviewer went on and on about how good the record was, and went on to predict how fantastic the movie would be, and how the deep meaning in the lyrics would be shown by the action in the movie. They went on for a couple of pages like this.

The music sequences were great, though.

Comment #19: befuggled  on  06/05  at  10:16 PM

I think the point is that The Revolution only reach their potential when Prince learns to share. Fortunately there are a lot of performance scenes in the film or it would be unwatchable.

Comment #20: sancerre2001  on  06/05  at  10:22 PM

Sonic Youth have been around for 28 years this month

DON’T TELL ME THAT!  Argh, it’s time for my Geritol…

Comment #21: damnedyankee  on  06/05  at  11:10 PM

I just have to say, for Prince, the Revolution, Morriss Day, the Time, First Avenue (Seventh Street Entry), Purple Rain, and all of it: FUCK YEAH, MINNEAPOLIS!

Comment #22: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  06/05  at  11:21 PM

Ghostbusters is 25 this year, and Back to the Future will have its 25th anniversary next year. This moment of “Oh my god I’m fracking old” was brought to you courtesy of TRM.

Comment #23: TheRealistMom  on  06/05  at  11:21 PM

So that would make it a quarter of a century back to when I commenced a short-lived pancake marriage (‘marriages can be like pancakes, sometimes you have to throw the first one out’) when our guests who showed up at the courtyard (site of the climax of Kentucky Fried Movie!) of Yamashiro’s in Hollywood, nestled halfway between the Chinese Theater and the Magic Castle, were subjected to the ex’s ex on lead guitar, treating us all to Prince covers (”...a thing called life…” “Let’s go crazy!”) before the Buddhist officiant nearly recovered from the host punch bowl that was only a sterno float away from being a Tonga Room Scorpion for fifty or so guests, and got propped up and prompted through our ceremony.

Had the marriage been built upon the firmer foundations of Morris Day, then Jay and Silent Bob might have helped celebrate our silver anniversary, but I’m a happier person with a much happier spouse now.

Comment #24: Ken Cope  on  06/05  at  11:25 PM

Yes, next year is my 25th high school reunion.

At least I have a 2 year old who makes me feel young..when I don’t think about the fact I’m ~40 years older than she is.

Comment #25: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  06/06  at  12:11 AM

Oh, man, I don’t know, Realist Mom.  Darling Nikki is about the only song I censor the words to when singing it w/in earshot of my one year old.

Quite rightly, too.  Children should be taught to respect magazines with an eye to long term preservation.

Shit - the study is getting to me, isn’t it?

Comment #26: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  06/06  at  01:58 AM

If you want to talk anniversaries, then I think it’s important to note that Tetris turns 25 today.  Google is celebrating - go look at their page.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to spend pretty much this whole day watching blocks fall.

Comment #27: Blue Fielder  on  06/06  at  03:49 AM

Realist Mom:

I strongly disagree. A lot of 80s music was very edgy by modern standards—semi-explicit sex (“Nasty Girl”, Vanity 6), stalker songs (at least a quarter of the Police’s greatest hits, but especially “Every Breath You Take”), masturbation (“Darling Nikki”, “She Bop”, “Turning Japanese”), drug use (“Down Under”, Men At Work), class resentment (“Money for Nothing” and “Industrial Disease”, Dire Straits), barking mad insanity (“Somebody’s Watching Me” by Rockwell, “Jenny” by Tommy Tutone), etc. I’m not saying none of that stuff exists in pop music in the last 10 years, but it’s a lot more marginal compared to the 80s hit parade. Our shit is fucking *tame*—actually seeing Britney Spears do a song like “If You Seek Amy” is kind of a relief after all that.

Comment #28: BrianX  on  06/06  at  01:05 PM

Piator:

The fun part is, everyone assumes it was probably a porno. How do you know it wasn’t a copy of The Economist, and Nikki was just a big fan of Mutually Assured Destruction?

Comment #29: BrianX  on  06/06  at  01:07 PM

My first “oh shit I’m old” moment came when I picked up a collection of DC Comics’ Justice League International and the heroes met President Reagan.  I collected the original comic books as a kid, and seeing the Gipper reminded me of just how long ago that was.

Comment #30: damnedyankee  on  06/06  at  01:46 PM

drug use (“Down Under”, Men At Work)

Um, care to explain?

Comment #31: FlipYrWhig  on  06/06  at  03:32 PM

My first “oh shit I’m old” moment came when I picked up a collection of DC Comics’ Justice League International and the heroes met President Reagan.

Mine was when I saw Guns ‘N’ Roses listed as “classic rock.”  That and when my students didn’t know who the Swedish Chef was.

Comment #32: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  06/06  at  04:44 PM

FlipYrWhig:

I can’t be too sure about what exactly “full of zombie” is in the first verse, but I’ve always assumed it was pot. The third verse seems to mention an opium den. As for the second verse… well, I’m sure we’ve all heard of the horrors of vegemite by now.

Comment #33: BrianX  on  06/06  at  05:47 PM

BrianX the songs existed most definitely, just that many of them resorted to euphemisms (hell, look at the early jazz/ ragtime era, some of the most sexually explicit music ever if you know what they’re referring to, and lots of opium/ cannabis references!) or were more underground/ independent labels and not given a lot of airtime on “mainstream” radio. Top 40 didn’t have the outright sex and ‘hos of a lot of hip-hop seems to today or the profanity laced angst of alternative (damn, now I sound old). I still remember the radio stations putting in a stupid “WOO!” sound over the evil word sex in “I Want Your Sex”. Embarrassingly enough I didn’t know what “I’m Turning Japanese” was until adulthood.

PiatoR… coffee and monitors do not fare well together. Indeed, we need to be teaching our young people the value of the written word!

Comment #34: TheRealistMom  on  06/06  at  08:17 PM

@ BrianX—Talk to your children about Vegemite.  Before someone else does.

Comment #35: FlipYrWhig  on  06/06  at  09:12 PM

drug use (“Down Under”, Men At Work)

Um, care to explain?

Shit yeah ... “lying in a den in Bombay ... slack jaw, not much to say ...”  Drug tourism, right there.

Comment #36: Ms Kate  on  06/06  at  11:34 PM

Purple Rain ... even though the soundtrack was all over the place I didn’t see the movie until it was run at a dollar theater in my college town at midnight.  It was my freshman year, and my boyfriend, his roommate, his roommate’s girlfriend and I smoked a joint in the car before we went in.  Much of the audience had the same idea.  Pot has the effect of making good music sound awesome and a horrible movie watchable, so naturally we thought it to be The Greatest Movie Ever Made.  And saw it about ten more times.  To this day I’ve never seen Purple Rain straight and I probably don’t want to.

Twenty-five years.  Damn.

Comment #37: Patricia  on  06/07  at  12:50 AM

Shit yeah ... “lying in a den in Bombay ... slack jaw, not much to say ...” Drug tourism, right there.
Yes.

I can’t be too sure about what exactly “full of zombie” is in the first verse, but I’ve always assumed it was pot.
Um, I don’t think so.  I’m not even certain you have the words correct….  Anyone got the lyrics sheet handy?

I’m sure we’ve all heard of the horrors of vegemite by now.
Discusting, agreed IMO; but not a drug reference.

Comment #38: helen w. h.  on  06/08  at  02:52 PM

No mention of “I Touch Myself”?

I take it back, Hippie trail and head of Zombie - my money would be on payote probably or mushrooms, but maybe pot.  I figured at the time it could be road hipnotized as well, with the use of combie and wanting to find a rhyme for it.

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