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After reading this piece called “The 10 Easiest Things Dance Songs Ask of You”, I realized that I had previously thought the only way you could tell dance music from non-dance music was the BPMs, the infectious grooves and that fact that people want to dance to it.  But it’s also true that the ubiquitous nature of the imperative mood is a factor in determining if what you’re hearing is dance music or not.

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 04:14 PM • (18) Comments

That’s probably why I find it so amusing when dance music discusses dancing in a purely declarative mood. The normal response, when someone says, “I like to move it” or “This is how we do it” is not to dance, but to be informed about what they like or how they do it.  But merely being informed is clearly not the response intended here.

Comment #1: Neil the Ethical Werewolf  on  05/02  at  05:57 PM

This has nothing to do with the post, but I thought you’d like to know that there’s a NOM ad on the homepage. It says “Is supporting marriage bigotry?” And it implores us to “protect free speech and religious liberty.”

Comment #2: Emily  on  05/02  at  10:46 PM

Very slow blogging day today, isn’t it?

Comment #3: phinky  on  05/02  at  11:29 PM

I prefer my dance music in the subjunctive…. Wait, what are we talking about?

Dance music it easy to identify.  It has a simple, and prominent back beat, so that the lamer among us can keep time.  And no, I still can’t do it

Comment #4: Ian  on  05/03  at  03:45 AM

Emily is right NOM also we all know they have Miss Cali, but it turns out that Miss Texas is hanging out with the nutcase Anita Bryant. Hope she likes her hate severed outrageously.
The anti-right beauty queens I wonder how that is going to work out? Should we take bets on how long it will take for some douche to post sex tapes of these two troglodytes?

As for the dance thing. Okay not really my bag.

Comment #5: Nixxx  on  05/03  at  04:23 AM

I can’t figure out what the fuck Nixxx is trying to say. Some of those sentences don’t even parse.

Comment #6: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  05/03  at  04:45 AM

Fun article.

I don’t go along with the crowd in most things, or take orders easily, but I do love to dance, and generally will do my best to interpret the demands of the lyrics.

Comment #7: Samantha Vimes  on  05/03  at  06:22 AM

It’s just a jump to the left
      And then a step to the right
      Put your hands on your hips
      You bring your knees in tight
      But it’s the pelvic thrust
      That really drives you insane
      Let’s do the time warp again!
      Let’s do the time warp again!

Comment #8: Dana  on  05/03  at  10:12 AM

That piece is hilarious? “Tear The Roof Off”? “Get Up Offa That Thing”? Shit, son, that sounds like work. “Nod Your Head” I can handle.

Comment #9: DJA  on  05/03  at  10:28 AM

I swear I have no idea what the fuck that question mark is doing there. I meant to be declarative, not interrogative. The piece is, indeed, hilarious.

Comment #10: DJA  on  05/03  at  10:29 AM

We usually don’t censor advertising on the site, because that would imply endorsing ads we don’t censor.  Which corrupts editorial integrity.  This is industry standard in the publishing industry.

Comment #11: Amanda Marcotte  on  05/03  at  11:22 AM

Also, I suspect Dana’s purpose in life is to say useless things that completely miss the point, and enjoy the white male privilege of never having to acknowledge your own vapidity.

Comment #12: Amanda Marcotte  on  05/03  at  11:26 AM

What about the interrogative? 

“Y’all ready for this?”  Ba dump ba BOMP BOMP ba dump ba dump ba BOMP BOMP ba dump ba doomp ba…

Comment #13: FlipYrWhig  on  05/03  at  12:13 PM

Amanda, it was a song that gave you the dance instructions right in it.  Must surely have helped the characters dancing along with the movie in the college-town cinemas.

Comment #14: Dana  on  05/03  at  01:44 PM

I don’t know, I appreciated the Rocky Horror reference.

Comment #15: Rebecca  on  05/03  at  03:36 PM

Boy, the brain atrophy is setting in.  Yes, I’m aware that a song has dance instructions in it.  The entire post doesn’t make sense unless you realize that this is common and happens in multiple songs.  Therefore the point of pasting song lyrics is…..to show that you know a song where this happens?  You can read?  You finally got a joke and wanted to prove it?

Comment #16: Amanda Marcotte  on  05/03  at  03:41 PM

I prefer my dance music in the subjunctive

Every now and then, had I fallen apart, I would have had to have had a total eclipse of the heart.

Comment #17: FlipYrWhig  on  05/03  at  03:58 PM

“I don’t know, I appreciated the Rocky Horror reference.”

Yeah, but you have to admit that the Time Warp is asking a bit much.  I mean, there’s a list.

Comment #18: preying mantis  on  05/03  at  06:47 PM
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