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Do You Believe In Magic?

imageLieberman as McCain’s Veep?  You don’t say!

The problem with McCain’s veep search is the same problem the GOP had in the primary - choosing from among a group of clowns will ultimately net you the least clownish clown.  I think that there’s a 50/50 chance that Lieberman is the VP choice for McCain, for a few reasons:

1.) The other candidates keep being exorcists and corrupt former mayors of New York.

2.) The ones that aren’t exorcists are virtually unknown, and Republicans.

3.) John McCain only hugs one other man like that, and he’s the current President of the United States.  The implications are obvious.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 09:17 PM • (24) Comments

Is Lieberman heading up the McCain VP search?  ‘Cause that would seal it…

I still don’t understand how a guy as smarmy and conniving as Lieberman can fool so many people.  Everything about him just screams sleazy politician to me.  Can’t anyone else see it?...

Comment #1: MikeEss  on  06/16  at  11:05 PM

If this happens McCain will definitely lose the entire Republican base.

Comment #2: The Opoponax  on  06/16  at  11:12 PM

I’d love to see Lieberman as McCain’s VP pick. McCain’s chances are pretty low anyway. Picking a Democrat (theoretical) for a running mate would absolutely infuriate the Republican base and reduce McCain’s odds of winning to zilch.  As an added bonus, there’d be absolutely no way for the Democratic leadership to look the other way on a betray of this level, meaning Lieberman would lose his leadership position in the Senate.

I doubt it’ll happen, though - McCain is bright enough to realize that it would be political suicide to offer it to Lieberman, and Lieberman is bright enough to realize that it would be political suicide to accept.

Comment #3: Drocket  on  06/16  at  11:18 PM

“John McCain only hugs one other man like that, and he’s the current President of the United States.  The implications are obvious.”

Sure, McCain only hugs one other man like that, but does he eyeball any other man like that?  The only problem with the idea of Leeb-for-Veep I can think of is that it looks like these two amigos might have trouble keeping their minds on the campaign.  OTOH, that’s not necessarily a drawback from the Democratic point of view.

Comment #4: bekabot  on  06/16  at  11:27 PM

Lieberman as Veep.

I wouldn’t just have to move out of CT: I may have to change planets.

Comment #5: hbsweet, empress of ice cream  on  06/16  at  11:28 PM

If ever two guys deserved each other…

Comment #6: Bitter Scribe  on  06/16  at  11:52 PM

Their combined ages would be close to 140.  I’m sure there is a campaign slogan in there somewhere.

Comment #7: Tom  on  06/16  at  11:57 PM

“Their combined ages would be close to 140.  I’m sure there is a campaign slogan in there somewhere.”

The only thing higher than a barrel of crude… smile

Comment #8: Foucault  on  06/17  at  12:11 AM

omg, theyre melting into one another!

Comment #9: b  on  06/17  at  12:27 AM

Well, I can kinda see why.  I mean, it’s not a secret that the structural dynamics of the election right now are incredibly unfavorable to McCain.  His odds, unless the fundamental structure of the race changes in some way, are pretty bad.  This is the sort of position from which large gambles become more attractive; a conservative strategy cannot win, so you need to go for broke.  It’s not a big chance, but it’s better than no chance at all.

That said, it’s the second-worst McCain VP suggestion I’ve read today (behind Giuliani).

Comment #10: NBarnes  on  06/17  at  02:04 AM

”...it’s the second-worst McCain VP suggestion I’ve read today (behind Giuliani).”

Well, what do you mean by “worst”?  Disasterous for the country (if elected)?  Sinking the McCain canidancy into Marianas Trench polling numbers?

Now, how about McCain/Vitter, aka “Huggies? Depends!”, for the Fresh, Dry, GOP.  It’s a Natural Fit™ for the USA!

At least there wouldn’t be rumors about McCain and Lieberman sneaking off to CA for a secret gay wedding.  Well, not as many.  Perhaps.

Comment #11: Snarki, child of Loki  on  06/17  at  08:53 AM

If Lieberman does that, do you think it will be enough to make Reid snatch his committee chairship away?

On the plus side—from Holy Joe’s point of view, at least—he could become the only person to ever be on a losing presidential ticket from both parties. He’ll be a trivia immortal!

Comment #12: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  06/17  at  09:17 AM

You know, if Lieberman is so intent on taking actions toward his idea of saving Israel that have the clear and direct consequence of continuing to destroy the US in the process, maybe he should, you know, consider switching teams?

Otherwise, loyalty to another country that leads you to destroy your own?  There is a word for it.

Comment #13: Ms Kate  on  06/17  at  09:24 AM

Would all the wingnuts then self-identify their automobiles with “McSame-Loserman” decals?

Comment #14: Ms Kate  on  06/17  at  09:30 AM

Conservatives would never accept Lieberman as VP. As much as we love to hate him, hes a War Democrat. The kind of judges he would appoint, should McCain croak, wouldn’t be that different from Obama and that would be enough for the right wingers to stay home.

Comment #15: Ben D.  on  06/17  at  10:16 AM

“If Lieberman does that, do you think it will be enough to make Reid snatch his committee chairship away?”

I’m not confident Lieberman would lose his chairships even if he (god forbid) managed to get elected as VP under McCain.  Reid somehow just seems like a codependent instead of a force to be reckoned with.

Oh for a kick-ass Democratic senator like LBJ was before he got the nod…

“The kind of judges he would appoint, should McCain croak, wouldn’t be that different from Obama and that would be enough for the right wingers to stay home.”

...which is why he fought so gallantly to stop Roberts and Alito…except that he didn’t…

Ben, I don’t know much about Lieberman pre-Clinton, except that he’s been bent about violent video games and explicit lyrics as far back as I’m aware of his existence. 

I do however remember him piously sticking the shiv in Clinton’s back, I remember being pissed when Gore picked him as VP candidate in 2000, I remember his continual “I’ll suck up to anybody who pretends to support Israel” stance, and his “I never met a Republican I couldn’t figure out a way to support while undermining my own party” stance.

If there was a good Lieberman once, some Republican space pod replaced him many years ago.  He needed to lose in ‘06 (but didn’t, frack it!), and he will continue to be a thorn in the side of America until he leaves politics…

Comment #16: MikeEss  on  06/17  at  11:41 AM

Do you believe in magic in an old man’s heart
How warmaking can free him, whenever it starts
And it’s magic, if the fighting is groovy
It makes you feel happy like an old-time movie
I’ll tell you about the magic, and it’ll free your soul
But it’s like trying to find a dictator down a spider hole

If you believe in magic don’t bother to choose
If it’s Iraq or Iran or the North Korean blues
Just go and invade: it’ll start with a smile
It won’t wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
Your soldiers start ashootin’ and you can’t seem to find
How you got there, so just blow your mind

If you believe in magic, come along with me
We’ll kill everyone ‘til there’s just you and me
And maybe, if the election is right
I’ll meet you tomorrow, sort of late at night
And we’ll go invading, baby, then you’ll see
How the magic’s in the fightin’ and the fightin’s in me

Comment #17: rea  on  06/17  at  12:02 PM

Yea Rea!

Comment #18: Ms Kate  on  06/17  at  12:25 PM

I’m not confident Lieberman would lose his chairships even if he (god forbid) managed to get elected as VP under McCain.

Wait, wouldn’t he have to give up his chairships by virtue of leaving the Senate in order to be Vice President? 

I know the VP is also President of the Senate, but I would guess that one can’t at as both a senator and t the VPOTUS at the same time.

Comment #19: The Opoponax  on  06/17  at  12:49 PM

“I know the VP is also President of the Senate, but I would guess that one can’t at as both a senator and t the VPOTUS at the same time.”

I was teasing - but now that VPOTUS is “Fourth Branch” who knows what awesome new powers The President of Vice has…

Comment #20: MikeEss  on  06/17  at  01:15 PM

Considering many voters are concerned about McCain’s age to vote for him as president, how would having a VP candidate (in Lieberman) who is nearly as old make any sense at all?

Comment #21: CHV  on  06/17  at  01:48 PM

Reporter:  “Senator Reid!!  As you know, Joe Lieberman just ate a puppy on Fox TV!  Does that make you more inclined to strip him of his caucus rights and Chairmanship?”
Reid: “What breed of puppy?  We’ve got to be measured about this.”

Comment #22: seeker6079  on  06/17  at  02:44 PM

“I am absolutely certain Connecticut is going to have the good sense to send Joe Lieberman back to the U.S. Senate so he can continue to serve on our behalf,” Barack Obama March 30, 2006

I saw Lieberman with McCain in Iraq and Israel early this spring and thought this guy is gonna be his vp.

Didn’t think I would be correct…. We’ll see

Comment #23: beanphed  on  06/17  at  04:14 PM

Seriously: new planet.

Comment #24: hbsweet, empress of ice cream  on  06/17  at  09:47 PM
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