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Feeling left out of the game, Dobson finally sucks it up for McCain

“Speaking as a private individual, I would not vote for John McCain under any circumstances.”

—James Dobson, founder Focus on the Anus, January 13, 2007

Gee, you mean Bob Barr isn’t a candidate Dobson can get behind in a protest vote against McCain? Bring out the tiny violin…

So much for principles and convictions from the moralist of Colorado Springs.  With McCain crossing the finish line, Daddy D’s fear of his shrinking political influence in the 2008 election is the magic circumstance that caused this flip-flop.

The spectre of Barack Obama in the White House has caused Dobson to soil his diaper:

“I never thought I would hear myself saying this,” Dobson said in a radio broadcast to be broadcast Monday. “… While I am not endorsing Senator John McCain, the possibility is there that I might.”

  To continue … “Barack Obama contradicts and threatens everything I believe about the institution of the family and what is best for the nation. His radical positions on life, marriage and national security force me to reevaluate the candidacy of our only other choice, John McCain.”

Another reason Dobson is trying to get back in the game is the frightening prospect (from his perspective) that other evangelicals are going to step into the limelight and relegate him to the shadows. In the WaPo, a prime example of the eclipse of Dobson is news that megachurch pastor and author Rick Warren has landed the coup of the political season:

The Rev. Rick Warren has persuaded the candidates to attend a forum at his Saddleback Church, in Lake Forest, Calif., on Aug. 16. In an interview, Mr. Warren said over the weekend that the presidential candidates would appear together for a moment but that he would interview them in succession at his megachurch.

...Mr. Warren, the author of the best-selling book “The Purpose-Driven Life,” said he had called each man personally to invite him to his event, which will focus on how they make decisions and on some of Mr. Warren’s main areas of focus, like AIDS, poverty and the environment.

...I’m not going to give them any gotcha questions,” Mr. Warren said, adding that a typical query would be, “What’s the most difficult decision you’ve had to make, and how did you make it?”

Uh oh. No beating on the gay straw man, no talk about men in women’s bathrooms…you mean discussion of actual issues from an evangelical perspective instead of fire and brimstone? No wonder Dobson has his Pampers bunched up. Warren’s move is going to shove Dobson off the stage. Watch to see how Daddy D handles Rick Warren.

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 11:03 AM • (22) Comments

The position on marriage of a man happily married to a woman of his own race, with two apparently well-mannered kids, terrifies Dobson. That’s pretty much all you need to know.

Comment #1: paul  on  07/21  at  11:30 AM

“—James Dobson, founder Focus on the Anus,...”

Baaaaahahahahahaha brilliantly placed.  Subtlety, grace, it has it all. Hats off to you for brightening my afternoon!

Comment #2: The Toasty One  on  07/21  at  11:58 AM

I live down the street (literally) from Rick Warren’s town, I mean church. I remember when Barack appeared there earlier this year to discuss AIDS & poverty issues and the right freaked (it IS Orange County, after all), but I thought he did well. Rick Warren is slightly more laid back than Dobson. That probably has to do with living in So Cal where people wear hawaiian shirts & flip flops to church and are there to compare cars and not clothes. I’d love to see McCain try to think on his feet in front of a bunch of surfers half his age.

Comment #3: Mark  on  07/21  at  12:01 PM

His radical positions on life, marriage and national security

Ah, relativity. To most Westerners outside the US (and many inside), Obama’s as radical as chicken fucking Kiev at a (straight) wedding buffet.

I predict I’ll be laughing for another 1.4 hours.

Comment #4: Ranylt  on  07/21  at  12:07 PM

I hit on precisely the same thing from that piece in the NY Times. Of course, it’s been in the works for a while now, ever since Dobson realized that his efforts to derail McCain weren’t working. This is a way for him to get back in the game.

Comment #5: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/21  at  12:14 PM

Dobson’s minister envy is showing again.  He’s the William Donohue of Protestantism—the layman who claims to know more about religious than the actual priests and ministers who have divinity degrees.

Comment #6: Mnemosyne  on  07/21  at  12:16 PM

D’oh!  Religion, not religious.  Need coffee.

Comment #7: Mnemosyne  on  07/21  at  12:16 PM

Barack Obama contradicts and threatens everything I believe about the institution of the family and what is best for the nation. His radical positions on life, marriage and national security force me to reevaluate the candidacy of our only other choice, John McCain.

B.  Hussein is married to his first wife, who is the mother of his two adorable children.  It’s much better to ditch your first wife (even better if the ditching comes after a traumatic injury or illness and bonus points for doing it while she’s in the hospital) and marry a trophy, a very wealthy trophy who’s inherited her wealth and knows how to keep her place in the background.

As for national security, I thought even BushCo had come around to “appeasing” Iran and Iraq wants a timetable, so the world seems to be coming to Barry’s position, naive and inexperienced as it is.

As for his positions on life, I assume that means abortion.  It’s rather Constitutional, since no one forces religious zealots to get abortions if it’s against their faiths, and no religious faith should be allowed to interfere with a nonbeliever’s medical treatment.

Can we please get rid of the theocrats now?

Comment #8: Caren, Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  07/21  at  12:22 PM

I’d love to see McCain try to think on his feet in front of a bunch of surfers half his age.

Mark, 36 (half McCain’s age) is not all that young, as surfers go.

Comment #9: rea  on  07/21  at  12:26 PM

Hmm…(checks watch) isn’t it time for a Republican to be revealed as a veteran practicer of the “wide stance”? What ever happened to that feller down in Alabama? I hope its another SCUBA diver, they’re hysterical.

Comment #10: The Pale Scot  on  07/21  at  12:32 PM

Umm, couldn’t the words “it up for” be deleted from that headline? Just sayin’.

Comment #11: Steve LaBonne  on  07/21  at  12:41 PM

I second The Toasty One’s comment: Your column made me smile.  It’s wonderful to read about Dobson or any other religious-quack squirming.

Comment #12: Northern Virginia  on  07/21  at  12:44 PM

“Mark, 36 (half McCain’s age) is not all that young, as surfers go.”

Probably true, but at my age, anybody under 40 is a “kid”.  ;->

Comment #13: Mark  on  07/21  at  01:11 PM

There was an interesting article in the New Yorker not long ago about how some evangelicals are trying to break out of the we-hate-gays-and-abortions mold to take on other issues of interest to Christians, like AIDS and poverty.

When I read it, I thought it was overly optimistic—-remember how well “compassionate conservatism” turned out? But if guys like Dobson are getting nervous, well, there’s nothing wrong with that.

Comment #14: Bitter Scribe  on  07/21  at  01:40 PM

It’s much better to ditch your first wife (even better if the ditching comes after a traumatic injury or illness and bonus points for doing it while she’s in the hospital) and marry a trophy, a very wealthy trophy who’s inherited her wealth and knows how to keep her place in the background.

And she’s a beer heiress.  I’m not quite sure why, but apparently the fact that Cindy McCain’s fortune was made in beer and not something effete like real estate is supposed to prove that McCain is a real manly man that all of the NASCAR dads would want to have a beer with.

Of course, every time they talk about Cindy McCain’s beer fortune, I can’t help thinking of this movie.

Comment #15: Mnemosyne  on  07/21  at  01:43 PM

And just think, there are people who are a third of McCain’s age who will be voting (for someone) in November.

And in 2012, some voters will be a quarter of McCain’s age….

Comment #16: Dr. Psycho, Atomic Brain Surgeon  on  07/21  at  02:51 PM

“Barack Obama contradicts and threatens everything I believe about the institution of the family and what is best for the nation. His radical positions on life”

If census data is any indication, life, family and what is best for the nation will be in a MUCH more favorable position under Obama.  The US population increased 30%+ more during the 1990s than it did in the 1980s and probably will in the ‘00s.

Comment #17: calvinhobbes  on  07/21  at  03:14 PM

If Dr. Dobson gave swear against something as important as voting for John McCain one day and then break down and consider it the next, what will stop him from changing his mind about life, marriage, and national security force?! Oh noooe.

Comment #18: horrified_conservative?  on  07/21  at  09:01 PM

Dr. Psycho:

Considering that McCain’s 72, I think there may already be some voters who are a quarter of his age wink.

Comment #19: luzzleanne  on  07/21  at  09:55 PM

Have you ever listened to Dobsons’s show? Don’t you just imagine him in a tank top and 80s coach shorts just waiting to suck whatever closeted HS boy cock he can get? We never had so hopeless a married semi-fag at my HS. We had an honorable halfway-out coach who played fair and saved his boners for Pacific Street in Montrose. My props to you coach E******. Yu didn’t pass things up the chain when someone pissed on my civvies in my gym locker and I took a golf club to the likliest culprits

Under today’s zero tolerance policies I would have gone to jail, and even back then I would have been suspended for a month. But Coach E had seen fags bashed, perhaps had been bashed, and admired that this gangly atheist punk took up arms against those who pissed into his locker.

Comment #20: Bacopa  on  07/21  at  09:58 PM

After 20 years of defining what it means to be a christian along those two issues, Dobson is horrified to find out that there are christians who would like to talk about something else, for a change.


//He’s been focusing on the anus for so long, everything else kind of got away from him.

Comment #21: Indy  on  07/21  at  10:01 PM

It’s much better to ditch your first wife (even better if the ditching comes after a traumatic injury or illness and bonus points for doing it while she’s in the hospital)....

Now, now. I think you’re confusing McCain with Gingrich. I’m pretty sure McCain’s first wife was out of the hospital, but Gingrich’s (first? second?) wife was indeed undergoing treatment for cancer when he served her.

I know, I know. It’s hard to keep all these narcisstic, misogynistic, Republican assholes straight without a scorecard!

Comment #22: hamletta  on  07/22  at  01:08 AM
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