Uh-huh.  So they want the new black sheriff to just whip it out for a moment?

“They’re the salt of the earth. You know, morons.”

Cool! 

America has been suffering under a distinct lack of presidential penis obsession since Clinton.  (Obsessing over Bush Jr.‘s flightsuit “package” really is not the same thing.)

I’m glad, as a nation, we have the awesome creativity and the shear cubic lunacy needed to steer the conversation about any Democratic president back to one particular topic, sooner or later.

Bravo, wingnuts, bravo!...

There’s nothing quite as entertaining as ignorance on display.  Their stupidity regarding hospital practices (which are variable and also subject to parental choices,) other cultures (if he had a foreskin, it would pretty much decapitate their idea that he’s a Muslim,) and a definitive plan regarding what any result of a cock-check would prove about pretty much anything coalesces to reveal the obvious fact at play here: these people really just want to get a look at a black man’s penis.

Alrighty then. So can we expect a longer post explaining the warped brains of racists who are always so fascinated with black, male genitalia?

It’s all about penis for repressed republicans!

Geez.  Learn to think, morans.  Most male Muslims are circumcized, although I believe many of them do it later, as part of a coming-of-age ceremony.

And all those people who say it’s “routine” in American hospitals?  It may be routine, but I guarantee that those parents signed permissions.  Hospitals do not cut parts off of people, even “circumcism”, no matter how “routinely”, without a signed authorization.

These folks are just confirming that they sign things without reading them.  Didn’t their mamas learn them any better than that?  Probably not “routine” in the moran community.

Apologies to anyone who is actually named Moran.

”...these people really just want to get a look at a black man’s penis.”

There’s a pretty simple solution to that… and we’re communicating on it…

Honestly…

...

I just….

...<boggle>

What the fuck is wrong with them?  I’m embarrassed for the entire state of Indiana thanks to that “hoosiermama” handle.

Seriously, what the FUCK is wrong with them?

You’ve gotta admit, there’s no other “advanced” country that can bring the sheer batshit crazy the way Amurka can. We’re Number 1!

we are doomed aren’t we?  everytime I think they can’t get any worse they find something new.

I would bet good money that BHO is uncut.  His dad was a pure-blooded ethnic Luo and that tribe takes the fact that they do not circumcise as an important cultural marker. 

(I am a half-Luo by marriage, by the way)

Of course, I also feel rashy for speculating about it *shudder*

Any my “rashy,” I mean “trashy.”  Oy.

Of course if he did ‘whip it out’ that would probably just give them something else to feel insecure about.

*tried to stop myself, but….*

Uh-huh.  So they want the new black sheriff to just whip it out for a moment?

First thing that came to my mind, too: “Is it twoo what they say…? (sound of zipper) Oooh, it’s twoo! It’s TWOO!”

I don’t know what these phallus-obsessed morons want more: to confirm that Obama is indeed the big black buck of their worst nightmares, or to gloat if their penises are bigger than his. Either way, I guess they “win.”

I don’t know what these phallus-obsessed morons want more: to confirm that Obama is indeed the big black buck of their worst nightmares, or to gloat if their penises are bigger than his. Either way, I guess they “win.”

What they want is to confirm for themselves that they can make a Democratic president comply with any request they can dream up, because Democrats are not real Americans, never mind real presidents; or, failing that, to add another thing on the pile of things that Obama is “scared to reveal,” even though it’s “just a simple matter that would clear everything up.” Either way, they “win.”

I suspect they’d demand a law suggesting that all Democratic Presidents show their penis, but they don’t want to believe there will be more. 

And yes, that law would disqualify female Democrats from running.  Which I imagine they’d see as a bonus.

But would Obama be ready to show the certified, vault copy, long-form foreskin?

The rightards are really getting confused here.  As a secret Muslim, Obama must be circumcised (just as Jews must be).  On the other hand, as Gumbyann points out, Obama’s fathers’ people, the Luo, do not circumcise (it is a major point of contention between them and the dominant Kikuyu, who do).  Don’t you just hate it when their insane meme start colliding in midair?

My parents told me I was born in Chicago. I guess my uncircumcised penis means they’ve been lying to me for all these years.

They must keep their brains in their foreskins.

Whoops!

First few Google hits give me a nationwide circumcision rate in 1961 of around 75 percent. Some hospitals were higher, but that still leaves thousands and thousands of boys with their foreskins intact. Lots of things are “routine.” Doesn’t mean everyone had one. That would be like saying that if Obama’s mother didn’t deliver him with her feet up in stirrups, it would prove he wasn’t born in the U.S.

Who is “Sinclair” and why has s/he seen the president’s penis?

First thing that came to my mind, too: “Is it twoo what they say…? (sound of zipper) Oooh, it’s twoo! It’s TWOO!”

Apparently they cut the next line out of that scene with Bart saying “I hate to disappoint you, ma’am, but you’re fondling my arm.”

And something else that springs to mind:

‘You also used to date someone called Wendy?”

I suspect they’d demand a law suggesting that all Democratic Presidents show their penis

with Lindsay Graham sponsoring in the Senate and David Dreier in the House.

The attorney in this case is a proud graduate of the completely unaccredited William Howard Taft Univ School of Law of Santa Ana CA.

Here is their proud list of graduates who have actually passed the bar:

http://www.taftu.edu/TLS/honoredgrads.htm

Are they just trying to appeal to the swing voters?

Who is “Sinclair” and why has s/he seen the president’s penis?

How soon they forget the limo driver who claimed on Youtube to have snorted crack and had sex with Obama in the back of his limousine.

How soon they forget the limo driver who claimed on Youtube to have snorted crack and had sex with Obama in the back of his limousine.

The guy who was arrested on outstanding warrants immediately after his press conference at the Press Club?  That guy?

I always forget how fond Republicans are of convicted felons.  Well, white ones, anyway.

“Here is their proud list of graduates who have actually passed the bar…”

Any law school that honed the keen legal mind of Orly Taitz to a razor’s edge must automatically be considered in the top rank… of something…

Didn’t alot of the Clinton bashing come down to this, also? I seem to remember the wingnuts wanting to make Clinton show his dick to the Grand Jury of the Paula Jones case, figuring that if she could describe it, and his dick bore features she was able to describe, we would have to have Republican presidents forever, or something like that?

Maybe conservative guys just like to look at other guy’s dicks.

But there are websites for that, right?

I cannot believe nobody said “Obenis” yet.

Maybe conservative guys just like to look at other guy’s dicks.

But there are websites for that, right?

You’re just waiting for someone to answer this, aren’t you?

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

I seem to remember the wingnuts wanting to make Clinton show his dick to the Grand Jury of the Paula Jones case

In the tradition of black men being required to whip it out, Michael Jackson had to exhibit his dong following the first accusation of child molestation. His young accuser turned out to be wrong about MJ’s foreskinal state.

If you can force a man to show you his penis, you’ve emasculated him. If he whips it out in your face (or stuffs his package on national television) he’s emasculated you.  (No, women aren’t part of the equation in NutVille.)

Now of course if I wanted to go all Godwin on these clowns I’d point out the last political movement to engage in widespread mandatory penis inspections, but that would be uncivil.

Scuse me while I whip this out Where’s all the white women?! It must be what it’s like for these nutters. Like Blazing Saddles. This is disgusting. Seriously, have they no shame?

“Seriously, have they no shame?”

I think the last 50-years of American History have more than answered this question in the negative…

... Clenis 2: The Obamaning?

Wow, just… wow.

The only thing that could make this better is if the Circumcision people and the Secret Muslim people get in a knife fight at a Freeper Convention. Preferably a highly choreographed fight. Go Jets!

You know, if BHO is even aware of this (and I have no reason to believe something this pathetic is on his radar, though I’m sure a few sad sacks at the FBI are going to have to write up a report on this tomorrow), I bet he’s laughing his ass off.  With Michelle.  There may be jokes about how disappointed/terrified they would be if he obliged them.  You know, like the way a couple who’s been together for a long time and genuinely like each other might behave.   

Gods, I love having actual human beings in the White House again.

(As a side note, has anyone else noticed how brilliantly “Blazing Saddles” has held up as social comemntary over the years, and how thee is no way in hell it could be made today?)

Clenis 2: The Obamaning?

StarStorm owes me a new keyboard.

Seriously, have they no shame?
You shouldn’t ask questions you already know the answer to…

Why are right-wingers so obsessed with Democratic presidents’ “privates”?

Really.

Ann Coulter frequently argues that Bill Clinton was our first homosexual president.  Not only does she make this ridiculous claim despite his well-known sexual escapades with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky, and others, but rather BECAUSE of his notoriety for messing around with other women.

Seriously.

I can’t wait to see the signs at Winger rallies.

“SHOW US THE PEANUS”

“WHAT IS THE STATE OF YOUR WANG?”

I can’t even imagine the possibilities.

POPOTUS

*scream*whimper*

And I didn’t actually need to know Obama’s hood status.

DTG in STL (51)

Ann Coulter frequently argues that Bill Clinton was our first homosexual president.  Not only does she make this ridiculous claim despite his well-known sexual escapades with that woman, Ms. Lewinsky, and others, but rather BECAUSE of his notoriety for messing around with other women.

What about James Buchanan?

... Clenis 2: The Obamaning?

Yeah, it’s like a horrible mash-up of “OMG black men have big dongs!!!” and the Fear of the Clenis.

DTG - kind of the same way they argue that Hillary is a lesbo but was also screwing Vincent Foster. It’s like they’re all homosexuals in denial, and they convince themselves that queer is something you can stop ANYTIME YOU WANT.

Well he obviously can’t show it to public because, won’t you please think of the children!?, and we obviously can’t trust his wife to tell the truth.  The only solution is to get the trustworthy pastor Steven Anderson to look and report the truth to public.  I know it’s a lot to ask, but I bet he’d be willing to suck up and take one for the team because he cares so much about America.

This is the most awesome thing in the history of the world of the intertubz.

As a side note, has anyone else noticed how brilliantly “Blazing Saddles” has held up as social commentary over the years…

I’ve thought for about a year that Mel Brooks is the Nostradamus of our time.

I watched Blazing Saddles in September of last year.  It was the perfect counterpoint to all the crazy of the run up to November.

Actually, when I think about it, I prefer “Clenis 2: The Obamanation”.

Rightwing code word, plus that wierd little mental image of a Godzilla-sized penis screaming “PENIS SMASH!” as it trashes Tokyo.