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Friday Genius Ten “Dance Dance Revolution”

So, as I mentioned earlier this week, I was so incredibly stoked to see Men, which is JD Samson’s new band.  And it was exactly as great as I’d hoped.  Ever since Samson won the crowd’s rapturous enthusiasm singing “The Viz” at a Le Tigre show I went to a few years ago, I had her pegged as a rock star.  She’s just got so much presence.  Men is a dance party that you’d be a fool to miss, seriously.  You can find tour dates at their MySpace page.  They were selling handmade EPs at the show, but you can get some of their stuff on iTunes.  Here’s one of their floor-burners:

Alas, they’re too new/underground to be picked up by iTunes’ Genius.  But I figured I should share with you a band that Ross Lincoln turned me onto.  La Roux is extremely slick, but in a good way, like the Pet Shop Boys.  I’m making today’s mix off them.

Original song: “Quicksand” by La Roux

1) “One Pure Thought”—-Hot Chip
2) “Hearts On Fire”—-Cut Copy
3) “Merrymaking At My Place”—-Calvin Harris
4) “Etheric Device”—-Glass Candy
5) “I Get Around”—-Dragonette
6) “Mandarine”—-Booka Shade
7) “Running Up That Hill”—-Chromatics (Kate Bush cover)
8) “Jimmy”—-M.I.A.
9) “Drugs In My Body”—-Thieves Like Us
10) “Needy Girl”—-Chromeo

More videos after the fold. Also, a tragic tale from Dusty’s week.

Chromeo:

Thieves Like Us:

Glass Candy:

Sad, tragic story: I take Dusty out in the yard with me when I’m working on the garden, because it makes her happy to be outside and me happy to keep an eye on her.  Molly goes, too, but in this heat, she usually does a perfunctory 30 second roll on the ground and then demands to be let back inside immediately.  So I’m out there, and I have this bucket of compost tea I’m pouring over my vegetable plants when suddenly, Dusty walks right in front of me.  Alas, it was too late to pull back and she got pretty well soaked on one side with compost tea.  I tried hosing her down, with the hopes that this would encourage her to clean herself, and it did, but it was not enough.  She smelled like shit.  There was only one thing to do.  Something that is, for me, about as weird and taboo as touching someone else’s daemon in the “His Dark Materials” trilogy.

We shampooed the cat. 

I was worried she would attack me or Marc, who was holding her still while I scrubbed her and rinsed her off.  But she mostly put her paws on the side of the tub and looked betrayed.  It was a look to break your heart, it really was.  But the process taught us some things about our cat, starting with the fact that her rotund appearance is due to excessively long fur for a tabby.  Also, even though we joke about her having no neck, she does indeed have a neck.  When Dusty is wet, she actually looks like any other short-haired, neck-having cat.

Of course, we had to towel her off before taking pictures, so we weren’t complete assholes to her.  So she’s already re-fluffing at this point, but you can get an idea:

As you can tell by her being out and about within seconds of finishing her first and hopefully last bath, she forgave us immediately, proving that my cat is a pussy cat.  She still smells vaguely of Clairol shampoo.

 

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 09:35 AM • (14) Comments

I’ve had to wash a cat a couple of times over the years and it’s not fun — for the cat or those washing.

And it really is interesting to see there often just isn’t that much cat there either…

RE the Chromeo album cover (or whatever it is), disembodied women’s legs?

Over at Melissa’s place that picture would be an object lesson in objectification (literal objectification) and loudly denounced. 

I know you aren’t as reactionary as the Shakesville folks often are, but…?

Comment #1: MikeEss  on  07/24  at  11:21 AM

We had two pet tragedies over the past couple of weeks.  First, our younger daughter’s <strike>turd machine</strike> bunny died.  The bunny had gotten out of her cage in the back yard, and Summer managed to grab her, but she thinks she frightened the bunny into a coronary; the next day, Ralph was dead.

THen, last week my darling bride steam-cleaned the carpets, a process which uses ammonia.  We’re guessing that Pluto ingested some ammonia, because she got pretty sick and lethargis.  After being disappeared for two days, we found her, and Elaine took her straight to the vet.  Pluto is fine now, but she was awfully pathetic for a while.

Comment #2: Dana  on  07/24  at  11:23 AM

I’ve always had the same thought about washing cats. I mean, they do it themselves all the time, right? My girlfriend usually bathes ours about once a year to try and get all the extra hair off at the end of winter. Some accept it more than others. They all look mortified, although they usually feel pretty frisky afterward.

1. DumpTruck - Repetition
2. The Jesus & Mary Chain - The Perfect Crime
3. The Birthday Party - Bully Bones
4. Pulp - Party Hard
5. Young People - Forget
6. Morrissey - Disappointed
7. The Magnetic Fields - No One Will Ever Love You
8. The Cure - At Night
9. Le Tigre - Deceptacon (DFA Remix)
10. The Raincoats - Void

Featured this week at my music blog: Feminist, indie-twee-punksters Gaze’s out of print album Mitsumeru.

Comment #3: Egnu Cledge  on  07/24  at  11:41 AM

Odd. When my cat accidentally jumped into a full bathtub, all we discovered was that yes, in fact—she does have a fat ass. The rest of her’s pretty trim, though.

Comment #4: Well, what?  on  07/24  at  11:47 AM

Mike, I suppose I’m not interested in the boycotting discourse. Yeah, that’s a stupid and sexist illustration, but I like the music.

Comment #5: Amanda Marcotte  on  07/24  at  11:52 AM

I also used “Quicksand” by La Roux, but my results are much more mainstream:

1.  MIA “Bucky Done Gun”
2.  Le Tigre “Deceptacon”
3.  Peaches “Fuck the Pain Away”
4.  Massive Attack “Angel”
5.  Justice “D.A.N.C.E.”
6.  Fujiya & Miyagi “Ankle Injuries”
7.  Tricky “Black Steel”
8.  The Chemical Brothers “Let Forever Be”
9.  David Bowie “DJ”
10.  Sneaker Pimps “6 Underground”

Comment #6: Eileen  on  07/24  at  12:16 PM

Crow T. Robot once remarked that one should never let a character in a bad movie be seen viewing a good movie. Similarly, one should not include a brief few classic Bob Clampett and Tex Avery clips in a video mostly full of cheap, shitty animation.

Comment #7: Sarcastro  on  07/24  at  12:19 PM

We still have the kittens, and poor Annie is extremely stressed by it.  They just keep sneaking up on her and grabbing her tail and jumping on her when she’s asleep and hogging all of the monkey attention!  We’re still waiting for one person to decide if she wants to take them or not but if she falls through, too, I’m calling our local rescue organization back so they can help us get them adopted out.  We were hoping not to go that way since it means we’ll have them through October at the absolute earliest (they can’t be adopted until they’re spayed, and they can’t be spayed until October), but that may end up being what’s best for them.

We gave them a bath their second night here and they really really really didn’t like it.  They don’t seem to hold any grudges, fortunately.  The poor things were so flea-ridden that the bath didn’t actually do much good and the vet had to give each of them a half-dose of Advantage anyway.

Comment #8: Mnemosyne  on  07/24  at  12:22 PM

I have had to wash my cat twice; once for sitting in motor oil and the other for mud up to her armpits. I still have a significant scar from the first time, which happened over ten years ago.

  My cat is short haired and pretty small (she averages about 6 pounds) and while wet she looks a bit like a caricature of a pregnant model; skinny everything with a pronounced belly. We think this is from her one litter and then a herniated spaying incision.

  Dana, I am sorry to hear about your daughter’s bunny. In my experience they die at the drop of a hat and are prone to doing stupid things. We had one that died from eating a salt lick in one sitting and another that drowned in our dog’s water bowl. I have a friend who has had a few bunnies and while they were terrible pets (kicking & biting, urinary infections, hock sores) one bunny’s death and the two other’s subsequent relocation to a bunny rescue farm have given her children a pretty solid reality check about pet co-habitation.

Comment #9: HooksInMyHead  on  07/24  at  12:43 PM

Genius List based on: Sticky - Jon Spencer Blues Explosion

1. Sugar Kane - Sonic Youth
2. Penetration - Iggy and the Stooges
3. Gloria - Patti Smith
4. Hitchin’ a Ride - Green Day
5. Cut Your Hair - Pavement
6. Cannonball - The Breeders
7. Waiting Room - Fugazi
8. Venus in Furs - Velvet Underground
9. Pretty Vacant - Sex Pistols
10. Epic - Faith No More

Comment #10: inkybrain  on  07/24  at  01:38 PM

Let me take this opportunity to plug a fantastic unknown band.  They’re called Naming Names and you can listen to a couple of their songs on MySpace:
http://www.myspace.com/namingnamestheband

They’re 37 times better live.

Comment #11: Jake Squid  on  07/24  at  01:42 PM

“They’re 37 times better live.”

Somebody told me they were only 36 times better live.  I guess YMMV…

Comment #12: MikeEss  on  07/24  at  02:32 PM

My cat isn’t absolutely terrified of the water, and she’s generally reluctant to tear me a new asshole, so I’m not too worried about the fallout if I ever have to bathe her.  She also is extremely fluffy.  Every now and then I worry that I’m fattening her up too much.  Then later I’ll rub her belly and realize, nope, that’s all fluff.

At first I thought the Chromeo picture had women’s legs photoshopped onto the guys’ legs.  I thought that was pretty cool, but I was inevitably disappointed.

Comment #13: keshmeshi  on  07/24  at  03:08 PM

I’ve only once had to bathe one of the multitude of cats I’ve had over the years, and that was when one of them decided to get in a fight with a funny looking kitty, with a white stripe down its back,  that had wandered into the yard one night

Comment #14: Ian  on  07/26  at  12:02 AM
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