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Future Really, Really Imperfect

The GOP will get the upper hand on policy by talking about how they’re going to talk about policy at some point in the future.  Eric Cantor, as usual, shows the way:

Last night on Fox, Sean Hannity asked House Republican Whip Eric Cantor whether the president’s “massive amount of spending…is capable of getting us out of the economic downturn we now find ourselves in?” It was a perfect opportunity for Cantor to tee off on the spending excesses in the stimulus.  Instead, he said, “Well, Sean, if you’re talking about the stimulus plan that was passed, I’m trying to put the debate behind us.  We are where we are…”

So very fucked, they are.

I’m not entirely sure that the Republican Party has had a legitimately new policy idea since 1994, and even the Contract for America, as the TV has told me over and over again, was in development for 15 years prior.  It’s how we got switchgrass, Mars missions and human-animal hybrid bans from Bush’s later State of the Unions - a party so desperate to prove that the old ways of doing old things are the only ways of doing things spends most of its time finding new examples and new code words to portray the same message.  The GOP needs to actually do something different in order to have any shot at being a non-minority party in the future, and figure out a way to discuss it that doesn’t rely on referencing Dred Scott and volcanoes.  And no, Newt Gingrich’s idea of claiming non-controversial issues in non-partisan language as Republican issues is not the solution, although it is a hilarious thought.  I can’t wait for Sarah Palin to run in 2012 on the need for the federal government to ensure regular mail delivery and planes for the Air Force.

On an entirely related and almost assuredly debacular note, CPAC begins today.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 09:29 AM • (9) Comments

The best part of that ruffini post are the commenters shrieking,“Joe the Plumber is teh awsumz savior of us all!”

It’s like watching the black helicopter crowd fade into oblivion….Let’s just hope these crazies don’t go all Tim McVeigh as they bury the batshit richter scale needle.

Comment #1: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  02/26  at  09:56 AM

The Republicans were much more enthusiastic about Paulson’s bank bailout. GOP legislators supported few-strings-attached handouts for self-entitled capital-markets sermonizers, who spent their careers penning valentines to the market, poo-pooing such handouts, and crowing that they deserved their riches and the poor their poverty.

The real success of the Republicans, despite current unpopularity, is to have emerged from their two revealing positions on bailouts, the first on the bank bailout and the second on the stimulus for ordinary Americans, not looking like the elitists that they are. Why? Are we that ensconced in a cultural myth of self-reliance? And even if so, why didn’t that apply to the bankers? (And as an aside, has the pernicious elitist-ordinary American distinction conveniently dropped out of our rhetoric now?)

Comment #2: Luke  on  02/26  at  10:24 AM

Jesse, I don’t know how you can say those nasty things about The Party of Lincoln…

The party that’s home to Gingrich, Palin, Coulter, Boner, Malkin, Fred Barnes, Tom ‘The Hammer’ DeLay, Dick Armey, all Bushes, all Kagens, all Kristols, Chuck Krauthammer, all Cheneys, Irve Lewis ‘Scooter’ Libby, John Yoo, and that giant anal-cyst with a small man attached, Rush Limbaugh?

...okay, I guess you’re right…

Comment #3: MikeEss  on  02/26  at  10:45 AM

It’s like watching the black helicopter crowd fade into oblivion….Let’s just hope these crazies don’t go all Tim McVeigh as they bury the batshit richter scale needle.

MAJeff, please don’t jinx us. I think this would be a great outcome but do not feel assured that it will come about.

Comment #4: atheist  on  02/26  at  12:02 PM

I so wanna see even more of their useless butts get bounced in 2010.

Comment #5: teac  on  02/26  at  12:32 PM

GOP legislators supported few-strings-attached handouts for self-entitled capital-markets sermonizers, who spent their careers penning valentines to the market, poo-pooing such handouts, and crowing that they deserved their riches and the poor their poverty.

And even the folks who were against it were only a wee bit hesitant about perhaps suggesting that this might not be a total panacea, not insisting that this was the wrong thing to do because PORK and HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS and TEH CHILLINS IS ARE FYOOCHER &c;.

Comment #6: The Opoponax  on  02/26  at  12:52 PM

Richter scale = earthquake monitoring.

Why do you gay liberals love pork so much, Jeff?

Comment #7: Ms Kate  on  02/26  at  12:54 PM

I can’t speak for MAJeff, Ms. Kate, but personally I just hate pigs.

 

(Yes I’m kidding; I’m fond of pigs, and alive and kicking pigs, not just tasty, tasty bacon.  Sheep, on the other hand…)

Comment #8: kaninchen  on  02/26  at  01:46 PM

Why do you gay liberals love pork so much, Jeff?

BACON!

Comment #9: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  02/26  at  02:53 PM
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