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He Wrote “Blog”

Hugh Hewitt:

I’m still trying to find two tickets to the Ohio State-USC game. And none of the USC people will give up their tickets to me. I’d pay fair price. They—they know Ohio State’s gonna slaughter the Trojans. They know that they’re gonna slaughter the Trojans, and therefore they do not want me there at the bloodbath, since it’s probably the last football game we’ll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama.

Ohio State - so awesome that their winning a single game will move the entire nation forward more than four months in time and elect a president.

Buckeyes, baby!

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 10:40 PM • (22) Comments

”...since it’s probably the last football game we’ll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama.”

...now if the United States gets blown up by Islamists under McCain (who are over here seeking revenge for McCain’s bomb, bomb, bombing of Iran) - well, that would be different.  Obviously…

What any of that has to do with a college football game, I don’t know…

Comment #1: MikeEss  on  06/26  at  11:07 PM

Obviously its because Al Qaeda lays down the large ones for the Trojans!

Comment #2: Rob  on  06/26  at  11:23 PM

Well, Ohio State has very low admissions standards.  And really, it’s sad how there is absolutely nothing else to live for in Columbus.

Comment #3: Kristin  on  06/26  at  11:28 PM

We have a nation attacked by islamists under Bush, not to mention continuously drowning or being blown to pieces in a series of climate mishaps.

Of course, Eric Robert Rudolph never happened ...

Comment #4: Ms Kate  on  06/26  at  11:38 PM

Too bad that excerpt didn’t come with fapfapfapfapfapfap sound effects.

Comment #5: norbizness  on  06/26  at  11:38 PM

norbizness, be careful or you’ll give Chris Muir ideas about another stupid Day By Day strip…

Comment #6: MikeEss  on  06/26  at  11:40 PM

Well, Ohio State has very low admissions standards.  And really, it’s sad how there is absolutely nothing else to live for in Columbus.

Really? Is this a recent phenomenon or has it always been this way? Had one uncle who studied engineering there in the 50’s who ended up making a good life for himself and his family. 

As for myself, my connection to the Buckeye state is also related to higher ed….though my institution was known more for having a progressive radical left activist campus culture with its on and off-campus student led protests than strong Division 1 sport teams.

Comment #7: exholt  on  06/27  at  12:14 AM

“...since it’s probably the last football game we’ll ever get to see before the United States gets blown up by the Islamists under Obama.”

So for 50 years we managed to not get blown up the USSR, a country that actually had weapons that could blow us up and methods of delivering those weapons to us but a bunch of “Islamists” who lack the weapons and the means of delivering them are going to blow us off the planet on January 20th? But the truly sad thing is that there are people who actually believe this crap.

Comment #8: Tom  on  06/27  at  12:50 AM

  Well, Ohio State has very low admissions standards.  And really, it’s sad how there is absolutely nothing else to live for in Columbus.

Really? Is this a recent phenomenon or has it always been this way? Had one uncle who studied engineering there in the 50’s who ended up making a good life for himself and his family.

OSU, as a state university, has generally low admissions standards across the board.  I think this is how it should be, actually. Let students prove themselves at the school, especially since you’re not a private institution (Up yours UC-B).  What OSU does to keep its higher rankings in Science/Engineering is to make those programs very hard so that only the really good ones graduate.  That’s how my school, Purdue, does it, too.  I think admissions standards at a lot of state schools are too high because everyone obsesses over the ‘retention rate’ metric.  Purdue has considered raising its admissions standards because retention rate is one of the things that drops them a point or two in the US News rankings every year.  I hope they don’t.

Comment #9: JoeBlu  on  06/27  at  01:05 AM

Please beat those fucking cheater Trojans! :D

And the Wolverines while you’re at it.

Hail hail, to Michigan the Asshole of the World…

Comment #10: themann1086  on  06/27  at  01:53 AM

this makes me hate th fact i go to OSU even MORE

Comment #11: denelian  on  06/27  at  02:39 AM

Remember, Spew Spewitt can only continue to stand on the front line in the War on Terrah if he gets the best seats in the house.

(In that context, it’s a pity the Cobnuts didn’t ask to host Appalachian State this year.)

Comment #12: pseudonymous in nc  on  06/27  at  03:35 AM

Wasn’t Hewitt the genius who claimed he was “on the front lines” as much as the soldiers in Iraq because his office is in a skyscraper in New York?

It’s a shame for him to be wasting his awesome talents.  A man that gifted would be better employed creating inspirational characters in support of Amcap at the Ministry of Truth…

Comment #13: MikeEss  on  06/27  at  09:22 AM

Nah, we should get to see Georgia kicking the all living crap out of Ohio State in Pasadena on Jan 8 before the Islamists under Hussein Al-Barack blow us all up.

Well, Ohio State has very low admissions standards.

Yet those Big Ten folks always kvetch about the SEC having low standards… hell, at least we can COUNT.

Comment #14: Sarcastro  on  06/27  at  10:34 AM

“I can’t get tickets because USC is afraid to have me attend a game”???

What a narcissistic prick.

Comment #15: Dorothy  on  06/27  at  11:23 AM

USC isn’t afraid to have even OJ attend games, so I suppose you can draw conclusions about Hugh Hewitt’s popularity from his statements.

As far as the Big 10 name goes, I guess that they just wanted to keep it as tradition after admitting Penn State.  OSU did make enormous improvements in admission standards the past few years, although the top few schools in each conference (Northwestern, Michigan, UIUC, Wisconsin and Minnesota in the Big 10, Vanderbilt, UF and Georgia if not more in the SEC) are better.

Comment #16: calvinhobbes  on  06/27  at  11:33 AM

“Hail hail, to Michigan the Asshole of the World…”

He, he, he. U of M sports fan will be soon coming out of the holes they hide in during basketball season.

I’m not sure why Hewitt thinks OSU is going to beat USC, much less slaughter them, though? Probably because he’s a moron.

And while were on the subject, just make my allegiances clear, fuck Notre Dame, too. Which is to say, go Spartans!. (MSU may not be the greatest football program in the land, but we do hate the right people)

Comment #17: witless chum  on  06/27  at  11:38 AM

Theres nothing worse than someone injecting politics into sports.

Sports should be one of the fun, non-political areas of life.

This is also why I hate the olympics.

Comment #18: Ben D.  on  06/27  at  01:28 PM

Wouldn’t Hugh’s prophecy require OSU to win a big game? I mean c’mon what are the chances that happens (thlough admittedly the Bucks makiong to Miama and then getting curb stomped by the Gators or the Dawgs would be hilarious).

Comment #19: socraticsilence  on  06/27  at  02:40 PM

As someone who grew up in Ohio surrounded by OSU fans, I can attest that they really do think their football team is that awesome.

Comment #20: Shaenon  on  06/27  at  06:36 PM

norbizness, be careful or you’ll give Chris Muir ideas about another stupid Day By Day strip…


PANEL ONE

Guy with weirdly drawn face talks to hot chick taking her shirt off.

GUY: Is it true OSU has the power to see through time thanks to important Republican talking points?

GIRL: Literally, Obama loves eating babies.  You’re so hot.


PANEL TWO

Same artwork as previous panel.

GUY: So it’s decided.  We’ll travel to the future on flying linebackers.

GIRL: The media is stifling McCain’s message, you big virile hunk of man.


PANEL THREE

Same artwork as previous panel.

GUY: Too bad Obama’s Islamic death troops will have turned Columbus into a postapocalyptic Muslim-run Bartertown.

GIRL: Tax cuts.  Concealed weapons.  God, I hate foreigners.  You neocon men are so hot, and yes, I’m talking to you, the reader.


PANEL FOUR

Same artwork as previous panel.

GUY:  Okay, time for a weak pun on a random word from three panels ago.

GIRL:  Please do me before I explode.

Yeah, makes about as much sense as any “Day by Day” strip.

Comment #21: Shaenon  on  06/27  at  06:51 PM

“Yeah, makes about as much sense as any “Day by Day” strip.”

It makes more sense.  Perhaps you might supplant Mr. Muir?...

Comment #22: MikeEss  on  06/27  at  10:24 PM
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