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I Got Them Sweaty T-Shirt Blues

imageAllegedly, this is the proof Mickey Kaus has been waiting for. 

Having also put a sweat ring on a light-blue t-shirt in the past month, I have a confession to make.  I am the father of Rielle Hunter’s love child.  The other one.  That John Edwards also isn’t the father of.

Did I let the cat out of the bag too soon?  Shit, it’s not my fault the woman can’t stay away from sweat-stained teal.  It’s like fucking oysters. 

UPDATE: The picture that’s actually Edwards, according to someone who can apparently decipher pixelated gibberish, is a file of him wearing “a similar t-shirt” a year ago.  With similar sweat stains.  The bigger story here, if this were true (which it’s not), is that a Garbage Pail Kid was almost Vice-President of the United States.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 04:08 PM • (10) Comments

What’s it say about the Edwards allegations that the Enquirer can usually conjure up more credible pictures of that time Bigfoot shanked Nessie? I do like that Blur-dwards seems confused by the very concept of the blur-by, holding it as if it were a perplexing sack of potatoes.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Comment #1: Matthew  on  08/06  at  04:45 PM

If you stare very very closely, you can see the form of Bat Boy pressing through the curtains.

Comment #2: Zifnab25  on  08/06  at  04:49 PM

If the father is a sweaty lunk, we cannot rule out Atrios as the babydaddy.

Comment #3: Roger Ailes  on  08/06  at  04:49 PM

When I saw that photo on another site, the dude holding the baby seemed not to have Edwards’ strong jaw.

Also, it appears that the National Enquirer, um, cannot be read in Singapore, where I am currently employed.

Comment #4: Neil the Ethical Werewolf  on  08/06  at  04:56 PM

That’s totally David Duchovny.

Comment #5: Jeff Fecke  on  08/06  at  05:38 PM

Your link is a 404. Could you please explain for those of us who came late to the party?

Comment #6: pink daisy  on  08/06  at  08:31 PM

That doesn’t look like Edwards much. Yawn.

Comment #7: Ben D.  on  08/06  at  08:36 PM

If that’s John Edwards, then I’m Oprah Winfrey.

I guess that joke doesn’t work so well unless you know I’m a skinny white dOOd…

Comment #8: Jrod  on  08/06  at  09:02 PM

The more snarky you are in your denial, the more confident you sound, eh?

Comment #9: RH Potfry  on  08/07  at  12:08 AM

The worse the evidence is, the more confident I sound.

Comment #10: Jesse Taylor  on  08/07  at  07:14 AM
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