Login

Register

Member List

RSS Feed

Amanda | Contact

Auguste | Contact

Jesse | Contact

Pam | Contact

Next entry: Rejoice, All Ye Gathered And Faithful Previous entry: Humor Isn’t Funny When You Have To Explain It

I Really Enjoy Being Spoken For

imageIt’s much easier than, you know, actually saying things myself.

John Kass, columnist for the Chicago Tribune steps in on the Obama flip-flop parade and decides, like many in the media, to speak for the bloggerati:

They’re at the dance now and he’s the one with the keys and he’s the only ride they’ve got. And they don’t like it.

He has flip-flopped again and again, on campaign finance, on government eavesdropping of overseas phone calls, on gun control and even Iraq. Future President Obama now says he’ll listen to his generals about when to withdraw. He didn’t say he’d listen to the commissars of the blogosphere.

This is one of the great functions of a liberal media whose major liberal members spend most of their time proving how liberal they aren’t.  The major reporting and/or commentating on the ideological proclivities of a major section of the American public comes largely from people who have no real connection whatsoever to said ideology except, perhaps, an ironic one.  The only time we get to read about ourselves is when someone who bought a Che t-shirt in college on a lark tells me that I’m so blisteringly angry or depressed (about something I shouldn’t be, of course) that I’ve starting spraypainting Hummers and browsing porn on public library computers in indolent protest.

I, for one, am only doing one of those things.
It’s not so much that Kass is simply overextending a thesis in as idiotic a fashion as possible to employ every item he has in his arsenal.  It’s that he wrote something that’s the complete fucking opposite of the fucking truth that’s so blatantly obvious it hurts the eternal soul which I’m not even sure most people have but I’m perfectly happy accepting for now in order to prove my point

One of the central complaints the left, and particularly us pajama’ed bloggers, have about the Bush years is that they never listened to people who knew better.  When they had a goal, they didn’t listen to professional advice on the execution or wisdom of it - they just did it, and if you disagreed with them, you were quietly asked to spend some more time with your family until you could finish your years-too-late tell-all.  Even keeping in mind that what Obama said on Iraq wasn’t a flip-flop, the ethos that a candidate recognizes the ability of other people to know more and better things about matters of public policy makes us happy.  Like, so happy that I may forget to drink a locally brewed beer with organic hops out of a recycled bottle during my celebration. 

Didn’t expect that, didja?

 

------

Registration is now required! We're still in the process of getting it all squared away, so for the moment don't forget to Login or Register using the links in the upper left menu before starting to write your comment.

Posted by Jesse Taylor on 09:17 AM • (18) Comments

What exactly did you expect from media idiots?

They want this election to be a real horserace. They need this election to be a horserace. 

Reporting: “Obama is going to win in a landslide, Americans disgusted with McCain and GOP stupidity, corruption and incompetance. McCain campain impoding as impending doom grows too obvious to ignore”...okay, but what’ll the media do for the NEXT 3.5 months?  Twiddle their thumbs?  Talk about baseball?

This is why (IMO) they kept acting like Clinton had a shot at the nomination after Super Tuesday.  To keep the story alive. Their paychecks depend on it; all it takes is one publisher to realize “hey! It’s OVER! We can lay off lots of these expensive ‘political analysists’ and save a ton of cash!” and their gravy train comes off the rails.

Comment #1: Snarki, child of Loki  on  07/14  at  09:51 AM

“McCain campain impoding as impending doom grows too obvious to ignore”...okay, but what’ll the media do for the NEXT 3.5 months?  Twiddle their thumbs?  Talk about baseball?”

Maybe they should get a hobby.  It’s pretty obvious most of them don’t have any talent for their REAL job.

I’ve believed for a while that you could pretty much take random blog posts - from both sides of the spectrum - string them together and publish them and do at least as well as the MSM.  The only noticeable difference might be the general increase in accuracy and literacy level…

Comment #2: MikeEss  on  07/14  at  10:04 AM

They’re at the dance now and he’s the one with the keys and he’s the only ride they’ve got. And they don’t like it.

He has flip-flopped again and again, on campaign finance, on government eavesdropping of overseas phone calls, on gun control and even Iraq.

Am I the only one who while reading this was thinking of the freepers and McCain? The last two sentences had me suddenly and unexpectedly attempting (and failing) to align reality and the piece.

Comment #3: kodiak  on  07/14  at  10:22 AM

Oh, come on Jesse, we all know you’re just mad you won’t get invited to the White House like Hugh Hewitt did.

Comment #4: smadin  on  07/14  at  10:39 AM

Kass thinks that Obama is the second coming of Richard J Daley, and he’s been using almost every inch of his column space to “prove” it for months now.  I’m not saying he’s a hack, but he’s definitely hackish.

Comment #5: alli  on  07/14  at  10:54 AM

Don’t read Kass.  He’s such an aggravation, and a seriously disappointing heir to Mike Royko’s space at the Trib.

I’m gonna disagree with you alli, Kass is a hack.

Comment #6: Caren, Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  07/14  at  11:27 AM

I think, in the history of the world, no one has ever thought of, or described, either the Chicago Tribune or John Kass as liberal in any sense of the word.  And even so, John Kass is still the Jim Belushi of columnists.

Comment #7: MoXmas  on  07/14  at  11:33 AM

I’m not saying he’s a hack, but he’s definitely hackish.

I’ll say it. He’s a hack. He’s a smirking, condescending asshole who gets paid for trotting out the same lazy slurs over and over again. If he ever figures out how to program macros into his word-processing software to speed-type phrases like “King of Beers” (referring to Jesse Jackson’s sons’ beer sales franchise) and “real-estate fairy” (Tony Rezko), he’ll be able to write his next column in about two minutes. Which is about one minute and fifty-eight seconds longer than should be spent reading it.

Comment #8: Bitter Scribe  on  07/14  at  11:47 AM

John Kass has never resembled anything liberal.  He is an elitist right wing snob who attempts to portray himself as the voice of the working class.

And, by working class, I mean racist middle-income white folk from suburban Chicago. 

He wants people to believe he is the heir to the legacy of the great Mike Royko, but he is a simple right wing hack.

His main mission in life is to remind white suburbanites of their superiority to urban blacks.

Comment #9: jerry 101  on  07/14  at  12:29 PM

I’m not saying Kass is a liberal - I’m just saying that the best we generally get in terms of liberals is your Dowd or Matthews-esque “I’m a different kind of Democrat that hates Democrats” liberal.

Comment #10: Jesse Taylor  on  07/14  at  12:38 PM

If the mainstream media presented black views the same way that it presented liberal ones then all we would see for black hosts and black guests would be people who don’t like blacks appearing in blackface to talk about how terrible they (the “blacks”) are.

Comment #11: seeker6079  on  07/14  at  12:56 PM

ugh…is Kass still pretending he’s anything except the Worst Side Of Chicago committed to print? That man is such a goddamned embarrassment. Defender of our dark, crusty, suppurating disgusting racist elitist hog-butchering heart.

And that he considers himself a Royko heir is pure apostasy. I keep waiting for the lightning.

Comment #12: The One True Vegan  on  07/14  at  01:37 PM

I thought the Illinois media and public already decided that Obama is more the spiritual successor to Adlai Stevenson and Paul Simon than Daley and Co.?

Comment #13: Ben D.  on  07/14  at  02:14 PM

I thought the Illinois media and public already decided that Obama is more the spiritual successor to Adlai Stevenson and Paul Simon than Daley and Co.?

You probably mean that as a put-down, but those happen to be two of the noblest and most honest politicians in this state’s sorry history.

What makes a lot of conversatives crazy about Obama is that he’s Adlai Stevenson without the ineffectual, loser patina. An egghead winner, in other words.

Comment #14: Bitter Scribe  on  07/14  at  02:28 PM

I didn’t mean it as a put down by any means. Adlai Stevenson is the best President we never had.

Comment #15: Ben D.  on  07/14  at  02:30 PM

Adlai Stevenson is the best President we never had.

I personally would put Al Gore in that category. But I apologize for reading you wrong.

Comment #16: Bitter Scribe  on  07/14  at  02:43 PM

what’ll the media do for the NEXT 3.5 months?  Twiddle their thumbs?  Talk about baseball?

Here’s a crazy idea, how about some reporting and journalism?
I know! I know, I’m one of those liberal facists that wanta a person to actually DO their job in order to take home a 6 figure income.

Comment #17: cynickal  on  07/14  at  03:38 PM

“I’m one of those liberal facists that wanta a person to actually DO their job in order to take home a 6 figure income.”

That’s IS just crazy talk…

Comment #18: MikeEss  on  07/14  at  03:46 PM
Page 1 of 1 pages
Commenting is not available in this channel entry.