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Iowa Supreme Court rules in favor of marriage equality

LGBT

After April 24th, gay and lesbian couples will be able to marry in the heartland. So much for blaming the coastal liberal radical homosexuals for this one. Des Moines Register:

The Iowa Supreme Court this morning struck down a 1998 state law that limits marriage to one man and one woman.

The ruling is viewed as a victory for the gay rights movement in Iowa and elsewhere, and a setback for social conservatives who wanted to protect traditional families.

...Richard Socarides, a former senior adviser to President Bill Clinton on gay civil rights, said today’s decision could set the stage for other states. Socarides was was a senior political assistant for Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin in the early 1990s.

“I think it’s significant because Iowa is considered a Midwest sate in the mainstream of American thought,” Socarides said. “Unlike states on the coasts, there’s nothing more American than Iowa. As they say during the presidential caucuses, ‘As Iowa goes, so goes the nation.’”

And the rumbling is already beginning—the Republicans want to take up an amendment in the lege.

“If you’ll remember when we proposed the Iowa marriage amendment, the Democrats’ excuse for not taking it up was that it was in the hands of the Iowa Supreme Court,” Senate Republican leader Paul McKinley of Chariton said Friday. “It was implied that should they find against traditional marriage, that the Legislature would handle that. I would certainly hope they’ll keep their promise.”

Here is the PDF of the ruling. A few snippets…

Appeal from the Iowa District Court for Polk County, Robert B. Hanson, Judge.

Defendant appeals from district court summary judgment ruling holding state statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman unconstitutional. AFFIRMED.

Roger J. Kuhle and Michael B. O’Meara, Assistant County Attorneys, for appellant.

Dennis W. Johnson of Dorsey & Whitney LLP, Des Moines, and Camilla B. Taylor and Kenneth D. Upton, Jr. of Lambda Legal Defense & Education Fund, Inc., Chicago, Illinois, for appellees.

...CADY, Justice.

In this case, we must decide if our state statute limiting civil marriage to a union between a man and a woman violates the Iowa Constitution, as the district court ruled. On our review, we hold the Iowa marriage statute violates the equal protection clause of the Iowa Constitution. Therefore, we affirm the decision of the district court.

...The plaintiffs produced evidence to demonstrate sexual orientation and gender have no effect on children raised by same-sex couples, and same-sex couples can raise children as well as opposite-sex couples. They also submitted evidence to show that most scientific research has repudiated the commonly assumed notion that children need opposite-sex parents or biological parents to grow into well-adjusted adults. Many leading organizations, including the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Psychiatric Association, the American Psychological Association, the National Association of Social Workers, and the Child Welfare League of America, weighed the available research and supported the conclusion that gay and lesbian parents are as effective as heterosexual parents in raising children.

...When individuals invoke the Iowa Constitution’s guarantees of freedom and equality, courts are bound to interpret those guarantees. In carrying out this fundamental and vital role, “we must never forget that it is a constitution we are expounding.” M’Culloch v. Maryland, 17 U.S. (4 Wheat.) 316, 407, 4 L. Ed. 579, 602 (1819). It speaks with principle, as we, in turn, must also. See State v. Wheeler, 34 P.3d 799, 807 (Wash. 2001) (Sanders, J., dissenting).

Below the fold, the wailing of Peter LaBarbera and the Freepi…


Iowa Same-Sex ‘Marriage’ Ruling an Assault on Midwestern Values, Says AFTAH’s LaBarbera

   “Today Iowa becomes the first state not on either of the nation’s two liberal coasts to impose counterfeit, homosexual ‘marriage’ or its mischievous twin, ‘civil unions,’ on its citizens through judicial tyranny. To call this decision bankrupt is to understate its perniciousness. The evil genius of the pro-sodomy movement is that it targets noble institutions like marriage and adoption in the name of ‘rights,’ and then perverts and uses them to normalize aberrant and destructive behaviors.

   “Homosexual ‘marriage’ is wrong because homosexual behavior itself is wrong and destructive - as proved by its role in the needless, early deaths of countless ‘gay’ men. We must shake loose of the secularists’ and libertarians’ amoral nonchalance regarding ‘same-sex marriage’ by asking questions like this: how exactly would two men consummate their ‘gay marriage”’ Answer: by engaging in what one Founding Father, Noah Webster, writing in saner times, rightly defined as a ‘crime against nature.’

   “‘Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty,’ said abolitionist Wendell Phillips, and the evidence keeps pouring in that the entire homosexualist agenda is at war - not just with our nation’s Biblical heritage - but the freedoms that made the United States of America great and blessed among nations. When the courts order society to effectively pretend that changeable sexual misbehavior is a ‘civil right,’ the law itself becomes perverted by punishing people of faith for their proper opposition toward deviant sex. The battle between ‘gay rights’ and religious freedom is a ‘zero-sum’ game - as even lesbian Georgetown law professor Chai Feldblum admits.

   “I’m afraid that the pro-family movement - eager to provide secular, public-policy arguments against ‘gay marriage’ - has failed to convey the monstrous evil of expanding, state-sanctioned homosexualism in our midst.  Our Creator is pure, perfect and holy, and homosexual behavior is diametrically opposed to His will for people’s lives and His purpose for sex within the healthy boundaries of marriage, for the procreation of children. This same God graciously provides a way out of this sinful lifestyle through His son Jesus Christ, a path many former homosexuals have taken - including those now living in real (man-woman) marriages.

   “It is high time for pastors, in Iowa and across the land, to shake off their stifling, politically correct timidity and again become the prophetic voices for Truth they were called to be: by boldly warning Americans - Christian and non-Christian alike - about the perils of our growing accommodation with the sins of proud homosexuality, and sex outside marriage in general.”

And now, over to the swamps…

 


Actual Freeper Quotes

We live in a Judicial Tyranny.

This is for all of those that said the Family Protection Act was not necessary. How’s it feel to have three judges spit in the eyes of the overwhelming majority.
3 posted on Friday, April 03, 2009 10:12:47 AM by Pietro

Iowa

Iowa?

IOWA?

This is fully expected in the nutbar places like New England and California. But Iowa? This is about as disturbing a news article as I could have ever imagined.

Prop 8…make it a constitutional change and the black robes can’t be run by the lavender mafia. California doesn’t do a lot right, but we got it correct here. (this time)

so is this saying that homo’s can get married and does this not have a way for an appeal ?

could the people of that state do a constitutional amendment like we did here in FL and would that reverse this judges ruling which is pathetic

Is everyone alarmed yet? They should be.

Was this based on the state or federal constitution?

Ergo polygamy and everything else must now be allowed, too.

could the people of that state do a constitutional amendment like we did here in FL and would that reverse this judges ruling which is pathetic There was one. The black robe mafia just ruled it unconstitutional and threw it out.

.....but I think they ruled that is was a violation of the UNITED STATES Constitutional rights…....so a local Constitutional change is irrelevant.

Prop 8 will be overturned by the end of the year. It will be overturned by boomer judges and politicians like Jerry Brown who just do what they want. People don’t change unless they have to.

That is what happens when Iowa has governors like Vilsack and Culver appointing the Supreme Court. Iowa was the second state to have gay marriage, after Massachusetts. Both were imposed by the courts.

Hey wasn’t Iowa ....BO’s claim to fame !! Can we scratch Iowa off the map ??

State Constitution. Haven’t read the whole opinion yet, but in discussing the separation of powers they do say that “the power of the constitution flows from the people, and the people of Iowa retain the ultimate power to shape it over time.” To me that means they are saying that if the people amend the state Constitution banning gay marriage, they will be bound by that amendment.

No way in hell a State Supreme Court ruled the US Constitution allows gay marriage.

Courts in middle-of-the-road states can be taken over, too.

Just means a constitutional amendment for the state.

State supreme courts rule on state constitutions, at least in most cases. Federal courts deal with the U.S. Constitution.

I have no problems with gays getting married. They just have to marry someone of the opposite sex, just like normal people. No special privileges for them!

More judges added to the ‘people to horsewhip’ list.

It’s soon coming time. Imagine a subset of the current landmass of the USSA establishing a Constitutional government where:

Only the Constitution and the Bill of Rights are ratified.
Anyone currently serving in a federal gov’t position is banned for life from the gov’t.
All federal laws are repealed, ready for Congress #1 of the New USA republic.

True. They can even have a 100% gay marriage…a queer can marry a carpet muncher!

In Iowa, an amendment to the state Constitution has to be proposed by 2 successive legislatures before it goes to a referendum. This means that a referendum cannot happen until 2011 at the earliest. To make matters worse, the Dems control the state legislature and will likely block any vote on a constitutional amendment.

Quite right…courts in smaller, less populous states can be taken over actually more easily than in bigger states….witness the town in I think it was Oregon where a bunch of Moonies moved to, enmasse, and then had the votes to elect their own people to the town’s elected offices and so took over the town govt.

And yes, the regular manner in which one or two non-elected “judges” (”czars”?) trump the will of the people (shown via voting results) as well as ursurp legislative powers that do not belong to the judiciary show the USA is much more the fascist dictatorship than the kind of govt of the people it was founded to be.

We could call the future of the USA the “4th Reich” or some such…USSA?

Especially with the legislatures failing to defend their turf.

Well past time to move the presidential primaries out of Iowa.

State Courts frequently rule on rights under the U.S. Constitution and Federal Courts have ruled that not only do states have the right to do so but such cases cannot be removed to federal court just because the Constitutional right being ruled on is a right under the U.S. Constitution. These decisions can be appealed to SCOTUS.

Amend their Constitution to outlaw it. Same as all the other states are doing.

There is no justice in the land.

HELLO Constitutional Amendment!

How long will Americans who love God and one of His best creations, the original US Constitution and its Bill of Rights, remain passive to the corruption of America? How long will we citizens stand by while the left socializes the economy and society? How long will we tolerate their massive spending and debt which makes us and our unborn children paupers?

Where is the outrage and push back? There were dozens of court challenges and debates back in the 1930’s when Roosevelt expanded executive power, none now? Is it because we know the courts are corrupt? If so, what other means will we use to regain our shining city on a hill?

This is scary. Unlike Massachusetts, Iowa is an agricultural breadbasket. Watch crop yields plumett now. God takes His revenge in many ways. Just ask those people burned out of their homes (or had their crops dry up from drought) in California. Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.

I don’t understand what is happening. I guess I would be considered old, at 60 I guess I am old fashioned. Why is it that if the majority of people are against queer marriage (I refuse to call it gay) how is it that we put up with it. Where are our conservative elected leaders. Why is it that none of them are putting their jobs on the line in defense of OUR standards. The silent majority if one exists needs to make some noise.

I am beginning to believe that there is no silent majority. The queers and the unemployed are running the country. I am a slave, 2/3rds of my taxes go into the pocket of someone else.

It is time for a lot more than a tea party, it is time for a revolt. If judges realize that they have to answer to the majority and the majority is not queer perhaps they will change their opinions/rulings. Because the press makes the most noise and because the majority is silent they think they are doing what we all want. They believe that those against queer marriage are a misguided few.

We’ve got to start making some noise. I’m not saying that it is time to get out the guns, but it would be nice if someone could lead us in the right direction to be heard.

The Iowa governor and legislature should tell the Iowa Supreme Court, in effect, “go to hell, we’re not doing a damn thing to make same-sex marriage legal”, just like old Andy Jackson did with the SCOTUS regarding the Cherokee. The Iowa Supreme Court has no “divisions”, so it cannot enforce its decrees if no one goes along.

Here’s the Iowa legislative leadership joint statement—it will certainly cause even more agita for the knuckledragging crowd:

For Immediate Release:  April 3, 2008

Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal:  515-281-3901

House Speaker Pat Murphy: 515-281-0817

Iowa continues to be a leader in guaranteeing civil rights

This is a joint statement from Iowa Senate Majority Leader Mike Gronstal and Iowa House Speaker Pat Murphy on today’s Supreme Court decision:

“Thanks to today’s decision, Iowa continues to be a leader in guaranteeing all of our citizens’ equal rights.

“The court has ruled today that when two Iowans promise to share their lives together, state law will respect that commitment, regardless of whether the couple is gay or straight.

“When all is said and done, we believe the only lasting question about today’s events will be why it took us so long.  It is a tough question to answer because treating everyone fairly is really a matter of Iowa common sense and Iowa common decency.

“Today, the Iowa Supreme Court has reaffirmed those Iowa values by ruling that gay and lesbian Iowans have all the same rights and responsibilities of citizenship as any other Iowan.

“Iowa has always been a leader in the area of civil rights.

“In 1839, the Iowa Supreme Court rejected slavery in a decision that found that a slave named Ralph became free when he stepped on Iowa soil, 26 years before the end of the Civil War decided the issue.

“In 1868, the Iowa Supreme Court ruled that racially segregated “separate but equal” schools had no place in Iowa, 85 years before the U.S. Supreme Court reached the same decision.

“In 1873, the Iowa Supreme Court ruled against racial discrimination in public accommodations, 91 years before the U.S. Supreme Court reached the same decision.

“In 1869, Iowa became the first state in the union to admit women to the practice of law.

“In the case of recognizing loving relationships between two adults, the Iowa Supreme Court is once again taking a leadership position on civil rights.

“Today, we congratulate the thousands of Iowans who now can express their love for each other and have it recognized by our laws.”

 

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 12:08 PM • (76) Comments

Way to go Iowa!

Suck it freepers!

Comment #1: Mark  on  04/03  at  12:23 PM

This is some excellent news.  Made my day!

Comment #2: Richard Goblin  on  04/03  at  12:23 PM

This one feels so special to me. I was born in Iowa, got my BA at Iowa State, and have spent large chunks of my life in the state. I’m just thrilled.  It’s even more thrilling to think about the heads of Sioux County Dutch Reformed relatives’ heads going BOOM!!!

Comment #3: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  12:24 PM

“Unlike states on the coasts, there’s nothing more American than Iowa. ”

So this guy is trading in one kind of offensive bigotry for a completely different kind of offensiveness, I see.

Comment #4: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  12:26 PM

Iowa has been a national leader in making sure its citizens are educated for a decade or two now ... so I wonder if this is some of the payoff?

Comment #5: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  12:29 PM

Yeah, Ms Kate, that was pretty thoughtless. Why do people in Region A continually have to try to build themselves up by trashing Region B?

I think this whole gay-marriage thing has lost a lot of traction. When people are worried about losing their jobs (or have already lost them), suddenly whether Adam and Steve get married becomes a whole lot less important.

Comment #6: Bitter Scribe  on  04/03  at  12:30 PM

Vermont just passed a SSM resolution in the legislature—this is the first time it’s been passed as a law instead of a court ruling. The governor has threatened to veto it, unfortunately, and there’s a question of whether or not there are going to be enough votes to override the veto.

Comment #7: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/03  at  12:30 PM

Vermont just passed a SSM resolution in the legislature—this is the first time it’s been passed as a law instead of a court rulin

Not quite. California’s legislature passed one a few years ago, but Ahnold vetoed it.  Then came in re Marriage cases then came Prop 8…..

Comment #8: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  12:33 PM

I’m not so sure, Bitter - these things become more important when one person in a domestic partnership loses a job and has no access to the other’s benefits.

Comment #9: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  12:36 PM

Now Jeff just has to find someone to marry.

Comment #10: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  12:40 PM

Now Jeff just has to find someone to marry.

Why on earth would I want to do that?

Comment #11: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  12:41 PM

Where is the outrage and push back? There were dozens of court challenges and debates back in the 1930’s when Roosevelt expanded executive power, none now? Is it because we know the courts are corrupt? If so, what other means will we use to regain our shining city on a hill?

Uh…b/c most people aren’t outraged?

I always thought the places that were most conservative would get gay rights first b/c of the courts.

I really wish these pastors would properly instruct their flocks.  Just because something is legal doesn’t mean you have to partake of it.  In fact, it could just be a temptation that your God is testing you with.  Don’t you have any faith?  Is it so weak that you need a civil, heathen law to prevent you from sinning?

Same goes for the assholes talking about a United States founded on the Bible.  How about actually reading your Constitution?

Comment #12: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  04/03  at  12:48 PM

Why on earth would I want to do that?

Because yer ‘sposed to!  If you can’t be het, you gotta be heteronormative, right?

Comment #13: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  12:51 PM

This is all going to be VERY interesting.

The legal ignorance of the Freepers is appalling.  It is true that the Iowa ban was statutory and most of the states that have banned it passed constitutional amendments.  It is interesting in that Iowa, in order for the constitution of that state to be amended; the amendment must pass the Legislature in two consequtive sessions.  The wingnuts can’t just force a refurendoum posing as a constitutional amendment.  At least not for two years.  They don’t have very long attention spans.

Iowa has no residence requirement for marriage.  Thousands upon thousands of non-resident same sex couples are going to flock to Iowa to get married.  Suppose it is overturned?  Suppose over (let’s just say) 100,000 couples would retroactively lose their married status.

Sooner or later two issues are going to have to be decided.  1.  Does the “Comnity Clause” of the Constitution mean what it says or does it not.  2.  Can a constitutional amendment, either to a state constitution or the U.S. Constitution be in itself unconstitutional?  This has never been touched and some people think it’s high time. 

If I were in a same sex relationship I would get myself to Iowa ASAP.  This seemingly localized event could decide the issue for the whole nation whether it wants it or no.

Comment #14: Magis  on  04/03  at  12:53 PM

Ah, they were saying on the news that VT would be the first to do so legislatively, so I assumed they were right and the the CA thing was judicial. Serves me right for listening to NPR. :D

Comment #15: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/03  at  12:56 PM

“This is scary. Unlike Massachusetts, Iowa is an agricultural breadbasket. Watch crop yields plumett now. God takes His revenge in many ways. Just ask those people burned out of their homes (or had their crops dry up from drought) in California. Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.”

God’s gonna get us all back!  We tempted him and now it’s our turn for some consequences!

I was thinking exactly that on my way into work this morning in SoCal, driving past the smoking hulks of burned out houses and cars, dodging stone-throwing rioters, swerving around the desiccated bodies of those whose fate God had already decided.  It was exactly like The Road Warrior but set in an apocalyptic urban nightmare out of some video game like Resident Evil or something.

Then I dropped my daughter off at school, and drove to my job, and tried to block out thoughts of the hellish landscape that lies right outside my window.

It’s rough here in The State That Defied God Once and May Do it Again.  All those Mormons and all that money, passing Prop H8, and yet here we are poised on the edge waiting for the State Supremes to defy God once again.

We’re about to find how God treats us when he’s REALLY pissed off.  Oh well…

Comment #16: MikeEss  on  04/03  at  12:56 PM

I’m in a het relationship, and if I get around to getting married, I’m going to do it in Iowa (which, conveniently enough, is also my SO’s ancestral homeland . . .).  Go Hawkeyes!!

Comment #17: nolo  on  04/03  at  12:57 PM

You know that scene in ‘Mars Attacks!’ where the Martians have their heads explode inside their helmets due to yodelling music being played?

This is how I imagine the wingnuts when equality like this happens smile

This is wonderful, wonderful news ... yay Iowa!!!

Comment #18: Sarah from Chicago  on  04/03  at  01:00 PM

Go Hawkeyes!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment #19: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  01:01 PM

You know that scene in ‘Mars Attacks!’ where the Martians have their heads explode inside their helmets due to yodelling music being played?

Many of my relatives, I’m hoping.  Heck, Sioux County might be depopulated.

Comment #20: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  01:02 PM

The question is are we all equal under the law or not?  Whether or not we want to get married, or who we want to marry shouldn’t even enter into the discussion.  It’s irrelevant to the question of equal rights.  There are four people, A, B, C, and D.  A and B live in Iowa, C and D live in Georgia.  A and B are allowed to marry.  C and D are not.  That is a violation of both article four and the fourteenth amendment.  Substitute any right for the word “marriage,” and it means the same.

Comment #21: G Porgey  on  04/03  at  01:06 PM

Hooray for my home state!  Marriage equality and the best farmers market ever (in Des Moines)!

Comment #22: RP  on  04/03  at  01:11 PM

I particularly like the bit about “The evil genius of the pro-sodomy movement”.  Like, is there a Captain Sodomy secretly directing the destruction of Heartland Values from a hidden mountaintop lair, or something?

Comment #23: smadin  on  04/03  at  01:11 PM

Yeah Iowa!
Of course now we in Illinois will have to deal with the impending collapse of civilization across the Mississippi. On the other hand the soon-to-be-established bohemian paradise will make Des Moines the Las Vegas of the Prairie. Or not.

Comment #24: histro-geek  on  04/03  at  01:13 PM

This great news for all three of the gay people living in Iowa.

Comment #25: Jonathan Hohensee  on  04/03  at  01:15 PM

That is a violation of both article four and the fourteenth amendment.  Substitute any right for the word “marriage,” and it means the same.

Ummmm, not exactly, quite.  Marriage laws are under the “Police Powers” of the States.  Take marriage rights and substitute right to carry a concealed weapon.  Let’s say, Georgia allows it and Iowa doesn’t.  Does that mean an Iowan can sue his state under the U.S. Constitution?  Ummm, no.  Unless….

The Federal Government could, as they say, “preempt the field of law.”  The Congress could pass a law making gay marriage legal in all 50 states.  There would be a challenge under the 10th Amendment and God only knows how that would work out.

Comment #26: Magis  on  04/03  at  01:16 PM

atch crop yields plumett now. God takes His revenge in many ways. Just ask those people burned out of their homes (or had their crops dry up from drought) in California. Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.

Yeah, and look at those floods in North Dakota after they declared fertilized eggs people and made God the ultimate abortionist.  God always responds!

Wait…that wasn’t the response they were looking for?  Or that wasn’t the God they wanted?

Hmmmm.

Maybe that’s why our Founding Fathers decided that while they would protect every individual’s right to believe in any specific God, they weren’t going to run the government based on any specific God.

What the fuck is so hard to understand about that?  “Because my God says so” isn’t a legal reason.

Comment #27: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  04/03  at  01:17 PM

Smadin,
Actually Captain Sodomy and his minions have undersea bases, which is why they influence the coasts with their Converting Rays of Gayness. There’s also a secret base here in the Heartland, but I’m not at liberty to say where it is. Check with your local chapter of the Gay Agenda or the Lavender Mafia.

Comment #28: histro-geek  on  04/03  at  01:17 PM

[Singing in best Rogers & Hammerstein voice]:

Though I know all I owe I owe Iowa
I owe Iowa all I owe and I know why

Comment #29: rea  on  04/03  at  01:18 PM

Got my Ph.D. in Iowa, and lived there for a decade. I’ve had my issues with Iowa—but today she’s done good. Go Hawks!

Comment #30: wapsie  on  04/03  at  01:22 PM

Ms Kate—Of course the issue becomes more important for gay people. What I meant was, it becomes less important for conservative straights who now have more pressing things to worry about than whether two people of the same gender whom they don’t know and will never meet get married.

Comment #31: Bitter Scribe  on  04/03  at  01:23 PM

atch crop yields plumett now. God takes His revenge in many ways.

You know what Stuart, I like you. You’re not like the other people here in the trailer park. Oh no, don’t get me wrong, they’re fine people, good Americans. But they’re content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57. Maybe kick back a cool Coors 16-ouncer. They’re
good fine people, Stuart. But they don’t know what the queers are doing to the soil.

Comment #32: Mighty Ponygirl  on  04/03  at  01:24 PM

“This great news for all three of the gay people living in Iowa.”

Clearly you’ve never been to Johnson County and Iowa City.

Johnson County is the “Bloom County” of the famous comic strip; the strip “Non sequitur” is drawn in Iowa City. Dan Coffee, aka “Dr. Science,” is a native of Johnson County, and founded the “Duck’s Breath” comedy troupe there. The UI is home to the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, which has hosted as students or mentors most great living US authors. UI graduate students are unionized through the UE, not through any wussy teachers’ unions - the first graduate student labor union to do so. They enjoy extraordinary benefits. Iowa City had a multi-term socialist city council member (Karen Kubby).

Oh yes, and Iowa City in the 1990s had a rather large and very active gay community, including a big pride parade every June.

I’d love to see such Heartland values everywhere.

Comment #33: wapsie  on  04/03  at  01:40 PM

From skimming the various quotes (I didn’t read all of them), it seems like these people have the biggest problem with anal sex.  They’re just plain obsessed with it.  If they really hate it that much, they should stop teaching abstinence-only education which encourages teens to have (unprotected) anal sex to preserve their virginity and not get pregnant.  Also, they should realize that not all gay men have anal sex, and the ones who do don’t necessarily do it very often.  I’ve known several gay men who don’t do it because it’s just plain painful for them and their partner.  So I guess the question is, why are fundies just so obsessed with anal sex?

Also, if God didn’t make crop yields plummet when many Iowans were getting divorced, having abortions, and doing it before marriage, I doubt he’ll do it now.  Also, Jesus specifically said in the Bible that when bad things happen to people, it’s not as a punishment for sins.

Comment #34: bananacat  on  04/03  at  01:46 PM

You know, I have heard Iowa City referred to as the San Francisco of the Midwest.

Comment #35: chingona  on  04/03  at  01:51 PM

That…. holy crap, I’m from MO and that it’s Iowa shocks me but fills me full of happiness and hope. Hopefully this will influence CA to come to its senses.

Comment #36: UltraMagnus  on  04/03  at  02:00 PM

catgirl,

To paraphrase Sam Seder, anal sex to them is like chocolate cake.  Delicious, decadent, dark chocolate cake, covered in icing and moist and-

I’ll be in my bunk.

Comment #37: themann1086  on  04/03  at  02:00 PM

Well, while all you coasters are celebrating, I have to file for divorce and change the locks on the doors so the kids can’t get in.  All because gay marriage destroys families.

Comment #38: Todd  on  04/03  at  02:08 PM

As a liberal who grew up in West Michigan (like Iowa, one of the largest pockets of conservative Dutch protestants in the nation), I’ve always been frustrated by the notion that the Midwest is less radical than “the coasts.”  Sure, we have conservatives—but we also have a long tradition of radicalism (economic, social, political) and duh there are queer folks in the midwest too!

So it’s great when stories like this break, and maybe help change people’s perception of what “red states” really look like.

Comment #39: annajcook  on  04/03  at  02:21 PM

It is time for a lot more than a tea party, it is time for a revolt. If judges realize that they have to answer to the majority and the majority is not queer perhaps they will change their opinions/rulings.

I thought Iowa judges (trial + appeals court) were appointed, not elected.  Can anyone confirm?

Comment #40: deep6  on  04/03  at  02:25 PM

You know it’s weird, the University of Iowa is where people go to become liberal left-leaning doctors and lawyers and such, and Iowa State University is where farmers go to get degrees in agriculture, but yet all the people in Iowa who don’t go to college automatically root for U of I(owa) even though it’s the college of liberal socialest left-leaning anti-war marchers.

Comment #41: stogoe  on  04/03  at  02:31 PM

I’ve always been frustrated by the notion that the Midwest is less radical than “the coasts.”

Exactly.  I’m sort of laughing at all of the coastal folks in SHOCK that something like this could happen in IOWA OF ALL PLACES!

Folks, the Iowa Democratic Party was the first one in the nation to have marriage equality as a plank in the party platform.  IOWA OF ALL PLACES!

Comment #42: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  02:36 PM

I thought Iowa judges (trial + appeals court) were appointed, not elected.  Can anyone confirm?

If I remember correctly, judges are appointed, but there’s a vote on whether or not to fire them every federal election(?).

Comment #43: stogoe  on  04/03  at  02:36 PM

Awesome, awesome news. Chalk one up for the good old Midwestern sense of fair play.

Comment #44: Steve LaBonne  on  04/03  at  02:49 PM

I’m pretty sure that Captain Sodomy’s Battalion of Buggery is made up of mostly of breeders. Check out Any Porn Site Ever—you’ll find more anal sex than you could ever possibly want, or tolerate, to see. Hell, check your inbox, if you have a hotmail account. Sodomy has always been a hetero favorite; the fact that gay men (the really bad kinda gay, dontchakno) are assumed to exploit this method exclusively is a source of jealousy for homophobes.

Thus, in his battles against Missionary Man, Captain Sodomy will field henchmen from every of every sexual orientation. It is true that he may fail in his dastardly plot to plant nuclear weapons deep, deep, deep into the San Andreas fault with repeated launches of the Pneumatic Penetrator of Power, due to the timely arrival of Captain Cunnilingus and the Carpet Crew. Nevertheless, Captain Sodomy will never fall victim to a class action discrimination suit.

Comment #45: No One of Consequence  on  04/03  at  02:50 PM

The Google is your friend.

We have the same system in Illinois.

And there are always healthy liberal pockets even in the most conservative of states. There may not be red states and blue states like Obama has said, but there sure are red counties and blue counties!

Comment #46: unrelatedwaffle  on  04/03  at  02:51 PM

They’re good fine people, Stuart. But they don’t know what the queers are doing to the soil.

WIN.

Comment #47: Zombie, Lord Tennyson  on  04/03  at  03:15 PM

What makes me happy about this, though, is that conservatives perpetuate - just as much as the liberal, coastal elite - the idea that values like equality are the sole domain of the liberal coastal elite. So that it’s Iowa is a rebuke to them and their claim to speak for “real Americans.”

Comment #48: chingona  on  04/03  at  03:16 PM

And now is the time on Pandagon when we dance!

Comment #49: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  04/03  at  03:19 PM

No One,

I love you.

Dead on, of course.  What about us sodomizing heterosexuals?  Why do we get a pass?  A student at Harvard, iirc, asked justice Scalia if he ever sodomized his wife, and Scalia responded with, basically, “none of your business”.  True, it isn’t; it’s also none of his business what 2 consenting adults of the same sex do.  Or, to paraphrase Dave Attel: “What a man and a woman, and another woman with a penis and a midget do to each other is their own gosh-darn business!”

Comment #50: themann1086  on  04/03  at  03:25 PM

As a liberal who grew up in West Michigan (like Iowa, one of the largest pockets of conservative Dutch protestants in the nation), I’ve always been frustrated by the notion that the Midwest is less radical than “the coasts.”

Anyone hanging out on the beach at Saugatuck for a while will learn differently . . .

Comment #51: rea  on  04/03  at  03:50 PM

Personally, I like the “ADRIAN” moment in the post quoted above -

“Iowa!

Iowa!

IOWA!”

And, speaking as a doughy white Midwesterner, I find the “flyover state” sneering to be irritating…especially when applied by people who purportedly “share solid Midwestern values, like real Americans.” It’s especially ironic considering that a great majority of the wingnut Righties that I know about live in coastal enclaves (they might be Gulf or Florida Coast, or Orange County) and, if they are of Midwestern origin, fled said areas as rapidly as they could as soon as they came into some money.

Comment #52: tannenburg  on  04/03  at  04:06 PM

This great news for all three of the gay people living in Iowa.

The song Mighty Ponygirl referenced at 12:40PM goes on to make mention of Des Moines’ large underground homosexual population.

Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.

1922?

Comment #53: Thlayli  on  04/03  at  04:07 PM

It is time for a lot more than a tea party, it is time for a revolt. If judges realize that they have to answer to the majority and the majority is not queer perhaps they will change their opinions/rulings.

JUDGES DON’T WORK THAT WAY, MORON!!!

I’m sorry, but anyone who is this profoundly fucking stupid shouldn’t be allowed to vote, own a car, have a job, or go within 100 yards of any child under the age of 18. Also, they should be punched in the throat four times a day for the rest of their life.

Comment #54: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  04/03  at  04:09 PM

“This is scary. Unlike Massachusetts, Iowa is an agricultural breadbasket. Watch crop yields plumett now. God takes His revenge in many ways. Just ask those people burned out of their homes (or had their crops dry up from drought) in California. Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.”

Yeah!  Look what happened with in just WEEKS of North Dakota <strike>legalizing gay marriage</strike> declaring a fertilized egg to be fully human!  God got really pissed at that!

Comment #55: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  04:23 PM

Exactly.  I’m sort of laughing at all of the coastal folks in SHOCK that something like this could happen in IOWA OF ALL PLACES!

Lessee, pretty much the best educated (most literate, biggest percentage of HS graduates) population in the country.  Plus, that well educated population includes a lot of farm people who have lots of stories about animal behavior to tell.  Then there is the simple fact that Iowa, like Oregon, has a profusion of religious sects, schisms, and fundamentalists of about 20 different flavors - some of which are quite extreme.  This ironically leads to a fair bit of tolerance on the public front because nobody has any hope of getting a majority together to suppress those heretics over there, and they disagree on such fine points of doctrine that they can’t form coalitions to do it either.

Comment #56: Ms Kate  on  04/03  at  04:30 PM

One billionty points for Iowa.

A+!

Comment #57: jericho  on  04/03  at  04:37 PM

Now Jeff just has to find someone to marry.

Why on earth would I want to do that?

The question is why would they want to do that?

I particularly like the bit about “The evil genius of the pro-sodomy movement”.  Like, is there a Captain Sodomy secretly directing the destruction of Heartland Values from a hidden mountaintop lair, or something?

You foolish, foolish child.

It’s an underground lair. Captain Sodomy is obviously buried in a hole somewhere…

Comment #58: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  04/03  at  05:49 PM

Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.

I find this hilarious.  Soviet agriculture was damaged by Stalin and the Communist party adopting Lysenkoism and outlawing actual genetics in an attempt to force science to conform to their ideology.  The fact that a pack of Creationists and Global Warming denialists hold it up as evidence that they’re in the right just buries the needle on the irony meter.

Comment #59: Seraph  on  04/03  at  06:35 PM

(What I miss when I keep my nose in books n’ notepads all day)

Aaaaah. Thinking back to the mid-90s (when the internet was so young, we were all still on Usenet) and reading with nervous hope online comments about the Hawaii SSM event that never panned out.  More than 10 years on, it finally feels like it’s gelling.  Momentum, critical mass…I don’t care what terminology we use.  It feels good.

Comment #60: Ranylt  on  04/03  at  08:12 PM

This one caught my eye as another shining example of “Evil, Stupid, or Both?”

It’s soon coming time. Imagine a subset of the current landmass of the USSA establishing a Constitutional government where:
  Only the Constitution and the Bill of Rights are ratified.
  Anyone currently serving in a federal gov’t position is banned for life from the gov’t.
  All federal laws are repealed, ready for Congress #1 of the New USA republic.

Just the Bill of Rights, huh?  Guess they don’t want to be bothered with that pesky Thirteenth Amendment.

Comment #61: jackd  on  04/03  at  08:48 PM

Yessssss!

Comment #62: Rebecca  on  04/03  at  08:48 PM

The Vermont House passed the marriage bill with three votes short of a veto override. I hope some of the “I do this regretfully” and “I don’t want my constituents to think I’m throwing them under a bus” types come to their senses.

Comment #63: paul  on  04/03  at  09:48 PM

So I guess that whole “state’s rights” argument goes out the window when it comes to gay marriage, eh?

Comment #64: UncleMike  on  04/03  at  10:37 PM

Just the Bill of Rights, huh?  Guess they don’t want to be bothered with that pesky Thirteenth Amendment.
jackd on 04/03 at 07:48 PM

That would be a bonus for them.

So I guess that whole “state’s rights” argument goes out the window when it comes to gay marriage, eh?
UncleMike on 04/03 at 09:37 PM

State’s rights goes out the window whenever a rightwinger chooses. State’s rights is COMPLETELY a red herring. It has absolutely no intellectual value whatsoever. It is not an ideology, it is not even a fucking principle. It’s bullshit, and the rightwingers proved it under Reagan and Bush the <strike>Younger</strike> Bigger Fuckup. It has the argumentative weight of a yo mamma comeback.

Apropos of nothing: I just learned how to do <strike>strikethroughs</strike>  by doing an experiment that worked on the first try. I love it when computer codes are user friendly.

Comment #65: No One of Consequence  on  04/04  at  12:38 AM

“I am a slave, 2/3rds of my taxes go into the pocket of someone else.”

Gosh, I never realized slavery was that bad!

Go Iowa. Go the Midwest in general. Michigan will have to wait a while with the constitutional amendment, but we’ll be there. Go constitutional government. Go equality. Go separation of church and state. Go the ability to see the nose in your face.

Comment #66: witless chum  on  04/04  at  01:53 AM

This is scary. Unlike Massachusetts, Iowa is an agricultural breadbasket. Watch crop yields plumett now. God takes His revenge in many ways. Just ask those people burned out of their homes (or had their crops dry up from drought) in California. Russia’s crop yields plummeted too, once she became an atheistic nation in 1922.

Riiiight.  So this is why North Dakota is going to have a major flood, again, just after the ND House refused to add sexual orientation to their anti-discrimination laws.

Though the ND Senate did refuse to declare fertilized eggs as “persons,” so maybe God is just pissed about that?

I still don’t get how people can seriously devote this much time and energy over something (gay marriage) that essentially has nothing to do with them.

Comment #67: Karinna A.  on  04/04  at  02:33 AM

I particularly like the bit about “The evil genius of the pro-sodomy movement”.  Like, is there a Captain Sodomy secretly directing the destruction of Heartland Values from a hidden mountaintop lair, or something?

Captain Sodomy is only a bad guy in the Ultimate universe, in the normal continuity he’s like Batman, only his utility belt is full of condoms and lube.

Comment #68: Godless Heathen  on  04/04  at  10:28 AM

And here I thought Captain Sodomy’s lair was deep in the bowels of the earth!

Comment #69: Ms Kate  on  04/04  at  02:18 PM

Ms Kate, get your own goddamned cheap and puerile innuendo!

Comment #70: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  04/04  at  02:49 PM

Not very often I’m damn proud to be an Iowan, but yesterday was one of those days.

I used to work with Judge Hanson, who originally decided the case, and his decision didn’t surprise me.  It did, however, surprise me that the Supreme Court decision was unanimous.  Not very often that I’ve seen the Supremes rule that way.

FINALLY.

Comment #71: kac90b  on  04/04  at  04:59 PM

Thus, in his battles against Missionary Man, Captain Sodomy will field henchmen from every of every sexual orientation.

Annie Lennox warned us a long time ago not to mess with the Missionary Man, but I think she was quoting someone else.

Comment #72: Chocolate Covered Cotton  on  04/05  at  12:46 AM

RobW, I can’t believe I missed that tie-in!

Comment #73: No One of Consequence  on  04/05  at  01:54 AM

Increasing majority of U.S. citizens are for gay marriage. Sell us another.

Comment #74: No One of Consequence  on  04/05  at  07:44 PM

Go Iowa! And here I was, thinking that Minnesota was the more liberal state. Apparently, we denizens of the “Sodom of the Prairie” have some catching up to do.

But this: Unlike states on the coasts, there’s nothing more American than Iowa

..makes no sense. As a Midwesterner who is of Brooklynite descent on my father’s side, I am perplexed. The coasts are just as American than the landlocked parts of the country, thank you very much.

Comment #75: maatnofret  on  04/06  at  04:44 PM
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