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It just doesn’t stop: McCain stages photo op with Palin boyfriend

Via Talking Points Memo, talk about exploitation. I guess the whole privacy thing was just a little fantasy, as John McCain held a photo op with Levi Johnston, the young man who knocked up Sarah Palin’s minor child. Shameless, I tell you.

And now the McCain campaign has staged a ceremonial laying-on-of-hands on the tarmac in St. Paul in which Sen. McCain has given his official blessing to the young couple and embrace of Bristol’s boyfriend Levi.

Why would McCain engage in this public pimping of the pregnant daughter story, even as they claim the need for privacy? As far as I know, most reporters are chasing the multitude of scandalous and embarrassing positions of greater consequence swirling around his political “soul mate.” This is clearly purposeful, and quite frankly, in such bad taste that this has to be an act of desperation.

I have to wonder who is running the political strategy at this point. It’s so incoherent and in conflict from moment to moment that you could hire trained monkeys to do it at cut rates and get a better ROI.

Oh, by the way, did you hear that Palin’s church supports “ex-gay” ministries? You can’t make this sh*t up.

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 06:32 PM • (22) Comments

But remember, it’s Democrats who are exploiting this nice young couple!  Palin and McCain just wanted them to be left alone, but Democrats forced the Republicans to parade them in front of the cameras and discuss them in front of the entire planet.

I’m guessing that Bristol and Levi are volunteering for that fabled mission to Mars right about now.

Comment #1: Mnemosyne  on  09/03  at  06:42 PM

Oh, by the way, did you hear that Palin’s church supports “ex-gay” ministries?

<sigh> Of course they do.  Why wouldn’t they?

Honestly, why am I still surprised to learn ridiculous things about Sarah Palin?  Ethically compromised, secessionist, exploiter of her own children, “curer” of homosexuals.  Tomorrow, the big news will be that her top priority will be to build a forcefield around the earth to protect us from the Independence Day aliens, and my response will just be, “You know, that sounds about right.”

What a loon.

Comment #2: Bradley  on  09/03  at  06:46 PM

Looks like the whole convention is now off-limits. I hope the media will have the good taste to respect the privacy of these youngsters and blackout all coverage of the convention.

Comment #3: M. Peachbush  on  09/03  at  06:47 PM

oooh god, it turns my stomach, those poor fucking kids. can’t sarah palin just get a yippy little purse dog to parade around instead, like the ladies in hollywood do? a cute little terrier in a pink sweater and a rhinestone collar would be perfect. then bristol and levi could deal with this their own way, without being manhandled my mccain.

Comment #4: jessilikewhoa  on  09/03  at  06:47 PM

One thing’s for sure, that Levi is paying a bigger price than most teenage horndogs for knocking up his girlfriend. Bad enough that he’s being forced into marriage at his age, but it’s all playing out on the national stage, courtesy of CNN and the Grand Old Party.

I see him standing up there, petrified, thinking “‘abstinence-only’ and ‘pro-abort’, my ass!” followed by “stop shaking my hand already, grampa.”

I’m sure he’ll feel better when Palin accepts the nomination and the RNC tells Levi and his fiance about the generous cash and prizes they’re about to receive to make up for it all.

Comment #5: Gracchus  on  09/03  at  07:01 PM

can’t sarah palin just get a yippy little purse dog to parade around instead, like the ladies in hollywood do?

Who thought that the main effect of this election would be to make Paris Hilton look like the epitome of grace and class?

Comment #6: Mnemosyne  on  09/03  at  07:03 PM

One thing’s for sure, that Levi is paying a bigger price than most teenage horndogs for knocking up his girlfriend.

I’m sure this little tableau is really appealing to all the young people out there, too.

Comment #7: annejumps  on  09/03  at  07:13 PM

You know, I’m starting to wonder if the Republicans are trying to throw away this election? Maybe Rove wants to start the real campaign for the White House the day Obama is inaugurated, saturate the media with negative ads and false impressions all while Obama is having to deal with cleaning up the Bush White House debts, deficits, and chaos in Federal Government management while also dealing with a recession. Maybe the plan is to punish John McCain for going against the Republicans at times in the 1990’s and then put Jeb in 2012?

I mean, this is so pathetic at this point. I know McCain really really wants to be president and I’m sure he’s got many many dedicated people working on his campaign, but in terms of the Republican war machine that is Neo-Conservative Infinite campaigning, this just ain’t it.

Goddess I hope we can keep the White House at least long enough to get off of oil and get our CO2 down to pre-industrial levels. I mean, I care about all the issues I care about—poverty, women’s rights, gay rights, liberty and self-expression, a fair economy, universal healthcare, and peace—but I really don’t want to see this lovely planet, with or without our species, wither and die.

peace

Comment #8: Thealogian  on  09/03  at  07:23 PM

I’m sure this little tableau is really appealing to all the young people out there, too.

Could the whole McCain campaign simply be a tool to sell Viagra - stay with me here - by inducing ED in a generation of teenage boys who will have to consider what might happen if they ever get it up again?

It’s starting to look like the most plausible explanation.

Comment #9: Auguste  on  09/03  at  07:23 PM

I don’t pity Levi too much. No one will begrudge him a divorce once the spotlight is off (he doesn’t have a job as a state trooper to lose) and they’ll probably both have book contracts before the year is out.

I’m beginning to wonder whether the Rove wing of the campaign knew about the pregnancy when they made the pick—it’s almost exactly the same kind of publicity-barrage-followed-by-false-outrage they pulled with Mary Cheney. And it helps them enormously in distracting the public from Palin’s graft, her virulent anti-woman positions, her association with secessionists and so forth.

Playing this kind of hideous weakness as strength is right out of Rove’s playbook.

Comment #10: paul  on  09/03  at  07:39 PM

I don’t pity Levi too much. No one will begrudge him a divorce once the spotlight is off (he doesn’t have a job as a state trooper to lose) and they’ll probably both have book contracts before the year is out.

Me, I’m looking forward to the Bristol and Levi reality TV show that comes out after McCain and Palin lose the election.  Newlywedded couple dealing with a new baby and suddenly being second-tier celebrities, living in a swank Alaskan lodge, trying to handle the overbearing, moose-eating stage mom who is so controlling, she actually scheduled photo ops for them when they found themselves unexpectedly pregnant, all for “damage control.”  It’ll be like Whitney and Bobby, only, y’know, sadder.

Comment #11: Bradley  on  09/03  at  07:47 PM

Pam, you are ugly on the inside.

You are all ugly on the inside.

Comment #12: Penelope  on  09/03  at  08:13 PM

You are all ugly on the inside.

Yes, pointing out that the McCain/Palin campaign is exploiting a couple of 17-year-old kids who can’t defend themselves makes us the bad people.

Comment #13: Mnemosyne  on  09/03  at  08:15 PM

Penelope, stop sniffing around everyone’s asses and stay out of our uteri and you might get a more pleasant view.

Comment #14: Ms Kate  on  09/03  at  08:41 PM

Anyone else notice how Levi looks like a Junior ME for Daddy DUI?

Comment #15: Ms Kate  on  09/03  at  08:44 PM

Penelope, I’m fairly certain that I’m pink on the inside—and I find pink fairly fetching.

Now, I know that you and your ilk don’t believe in science, so it might be hard to grasp anatomy, but I am primarily pink/red on the inside, not ugly.

Oh, wait, you were trying to use a metaphor. I thought you Christian Fundamentalist literalists didn’t believe in metaphor—are you a heretic? Oh, my goodness, you’re a heretic and Sarah Palin probably believes that you (and anyone else who believes in metaphors—you know, like the Resurrection was a metaphor for new life, freed from the oppressions of an injust world when you live with Christ in peace and justice?—is going to hell).

Comment #16: Thealogian  on  09/03  at  08:45 PM

Aren’t we all ugly on the inside, though?  Intestines, blood, pus, mucus… grrrrrrrr-ooooss.  Honestly, if you’re rainbows and moonbeams and, like, a puppy on the inside, then yeah—you can criticize.  Otherwise…

Comment #17: Bradley  on  09/03  at  08:48 PM

Penelope, stop sniffing around everyone’s asses and stay out of our uteri and you might get a more pleasant view.

For the win.

Comment #18: annejumps  on  09/03  at  09:04 PM

Honestly, you people.  After decades of being led by Bob Dole, isn’t the Republican Party allowed to flaunt the fact that it still has one member able to get it up without chemical enhancement.

Clarification: I mean at least one member.

Further clarification: I mean at least one PARTY member, someone who belon- oh, forget it!

Comment #19: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  09/03  at  11:57 PM

So, we have a separatist whose daughter got knocked up at 17 to a hockey player.  Assholes, if I wanted to move to Quebec, I would have done so after the 2004 election.

Comment #20: David B.  on  09/04  at  01:12 AM

Piotr—

As I recall, Larry Craig was able to get it up just fine…..

Comment #21: Lymis  on  09/04  at  07:36 PM

He’s getting a bit touchy-feely with those kids, isn’t he? He likes to have people see him as the kindly uncle figure.

Can you imagine the dialogue from this distance?

McCain: Well done, Bristol, for making the Right Choice. Cause if you hadn’t, it would’ve screwed my campaign up! Oh - and the tragic loss of a sacred life. That’s important. Of course.

Bristol (thinks): **ew… guess I’d better smile**

McCain: and Levi! Thankyou for providing us with this opportunity to up our prolife message. You are a real hero!

Levi: Thanks, John (thinks: **why doesn’t he mind his own business? This has nothing to do with him or his damn campaign**)

Comment #22: CheeseScones  on  09/07  at  10:57 AM
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