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Johnny Five Is Alive

John McCain appears to know less about the Middle East than robots do about love.

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Asked on ABC’s “Good Morning America” about the situation in Afghanistan—where both presidential candidates call for sending more US troops to take on the resurgent Taliban and root out al Qaeda, McCain replied.

“I think it’s serious. . . . It’s a serious situation, but there’s a lot of things we need to do. We have a lot of work to do and I’m afraid it’s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.”

Iraq and Pakistan do not share a border; it is the Afghanistan/Pakistan border where intelligence officials believe remnants of al Qaeda are rebuilding.

It almost makes you wish that the media were in some sort of slow news season where a story about a major presidential candidate continually boning major facts relating to the central selling point of his campaign - that he knows how to “win wars” - would be constantly blared rather than relegated to short items on a newspaper’s specialty blogs. 

And somebody better get Fisher Stevens to fix Johnny before he goes all crazy punk on us and starts leaking battery acid.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 12:33 PM • (10) Comments

As any military strategist knows, the key to winning wars is for the leadership to project a manly aura of resolute strength and confidence. 

The proof of the value of this is in the glorious victory we won in Vietnam…

Comment #1: MikeEss  on  07/21  at  12:53 PM

Fischer Stevens is too busy trying to keep Angelina Jolie and Johnny Lee Miller from hacking his master plan to help

Comment #2: Rob  on  07/21  at  01:17 PM

OK, this is one of those instances where I can give someone, somewhere, the benefit of the doubt.  It’s possible that McCain misspoke and really meant to say the Afghanistan/Pakistan border.   

Of course, if Obama doesn’t ddeserve the benefit of the doubt when a transcriber leaves off a letter “s”, why should we extend it to Senator Cyborg?

Comment #3: The Opoponax  on  07/21  at  01:21 PM

Sometime in 2009:

General: But Mr. President, you told us to bomb Iraq!  It sounded odd, but an order is an order . . .

Pres. McC.: Well, but I meant Afghanistan!

Comment #4: rea  on  07/21  at  01:38 PM

Either nobody in his campaign cares how many war-related gaffes he makes, or else he is completely unteachable.

I’m tempted to recommend that he stop by a quick-surgery center for a circumcision [ http://www.roportal.ro/en/articles/664.htm ]....

Comment #5: Dr. Psycho, Atomic Brain Surgeon  on  07/21  at  02:46 PM

<bq>OK, this is one of those instances where I can give someone, somewhere, the benefit of the doubt.  It’s possible that McCain misspoke and really meant to say the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. </bq>

It would be for me, if it weren’t for Shia\Sunni, Czechoslovakia, and the ever expending list.

Comment #6: OneirosDreaming  on  07/21  at  02:58 PM

I am slightly confused as to which wars McCain has won.

Comment #7: pepito  on  07/21  at  02:58 PM

Number Five is totally alive!

Also, I’m pretty sure what McCain meant to say was that Iraq and Pakistan actually both share borders with CZECHOSLOVAKIA.

Comment #8: Lauren  on  07/21  at  06:25 PM

Hey - it could be an honest mistake.  Perhaps he was just giving away details of the PNAC plan for the Middle East just a bit too soon…

Comment #9: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  07/21  at  06:36 PM

This makes perfect sense in Wingnut World, actually. Consider: Saddam Hussein provided funds or weapons or something to the 9/11 hijackers. And does anybody notice that one country in between Iraq & Pakistan on a map?

Comment #10: Skwee  on  07/21  at  10:10 PM
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