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Kiss your local bureaucrat

Everyone’s out there righteously defending community organizers against the convention of hate that was the RNC,* but I’d like to offer a word of defense for the bureaucrat.  Ezra called out the McCain campaign for one of their more belligerent and dangerous lies.

Last night, in his speech, John McCain said, “My health care plan will make it easier for more Americans to find and keep good health care insurance. His plan will force small businesses to cut jobs, reduce wages, and force families into a government run health care system where a bureaucrat stands between you and your doctor.”

I should say, of course, that not only isn’t this true, but it’s nonsensical. Where exactly is the bureaucrat supposed to stand? In the waiting room? Outside your car? Obama’s health care plan is basically a way to subsidize private insurance. There’s a regulator involved, but he has nothing to do with you or your doctor. Instead, he stands behind your insurer, tapping his foot, and warning against denying you coverage on grounds of ill health or bad luck.


God, this made me so angry I can barely stop to type.  No, John McCain.  Bureaucrats stand between you and your doctor now.  Insurance companies are the ones who hire the bureaucrats that give bureaucrats a bad name.  Everyone hired by an insurance company has to buy into the company mission to take your money and deny your coverage.  They’re the ones telling you no.  Like Ezra said, the government bureaucrat’s job would be to make sure that the insurance company bureaucrats can’t stand between you and your doctor, that they have to cover your claims that the law will start requiring they cover under any decent health care plan.

This is the trick that Republicans play.  The invoke the specter of the worst bureaucrat you’ve ever encountered and try to imply that it’s the fault of the government.  But when I tally up my bad bureaucrat/good bureaucrat encounters, the vast majority of the former worked in the private sector.  Often, they’re very nice people who would like to help you, but because their companies either refuse to fund the necessary support or because the company has a mission to deny you services or otherwise screw you to make money, they can’t do anything for you.  For example:

*Bankers who stand between you and your money, by charging ridiculous fees or honoring your checks in just the right order to overdraw you account dramatically.
*Cable service people who can’t ever seem to get a cable guy to your house.
*Insurance agents that want to declare a stubbed toe a “pre-existing condition”.
*Other insurance agents that mislead you about what is and isn’t going to affect your premiums.
*Airline employees that play a game of “that’s not my job” when things go wrong.  Again, many of them are very nice, but strongly pushed not to help you.

That’s just a few examples.  Look, no one likes going to the DMV, but one reason government bureaucracies are a pain in the ass is that they’re not properly funded.  As someone who has worked in a private and a public bureaucracy, I can safely say that the latter (which was reasonably funded) was a lot more pleasant for clients.  In fact, my job was a lot like the hypothetical government bureaucrats enforcing the law on insurance companies.  Most of my job working in financial aid was making sure that the banks dispensed loans to students in a timely manner, and holding them responsible if they screwed the students.  I sat on the phone and yelled at people so that students didn’t have to do it.  Since sitting on the phone and yelling at people is like one of the least pleasant things you can do while sitting in air conditioning, the students were often downright grateful.  For being an “evil” bureaucrat “standing between” students and their money, you know, by getting them their money, I got my share of effusive thanks and little gifts.  If a bureaucrat’s job is to be an advocate for the client—-and under pretty much all Democratic health care plans, this is the case when it comes to government bureaucrats—-then they actually make your life a million times easier.

Seriously, thank god for the empowered bureaucrat.  If my former job was under the private sector, they would have found a way to computerize it and save money on my salary and benefits.  Which would have—-you guessed it—-screwed the clients.  A computer can’t sit in an office with you and carefully explain how to budget, apply for more funds, and get exemptions to the limits.  Where bureaucracies often fail is that there’s an obsession with micro-managing, but if you actually fund the bureaucracy and empower the workers with decision-making power, a lot can actually get done.  The notion that ordinary people can’t make decisions with proper training is where things get murky, but I assure you, if banks didn’t empower line tellers who usually only have high school degrees with the power to handle large amounts of cash without getting the permission of 15 people before they sign any transaction, the entire banking system would collapse.  As it is, while errors do happen, they’re a very small minority of the huge number of transactions processed a day.

The point is this: The Republican contempt for the lowly bureaucrat falls right in line with their contempt for community organizers.  It shows that they just really hate and distrust the everyday people out there.  They think we’re so stupid, so incompetent, so worthless, that we can’t even be trusted to put on our shoes after we put on our pants.  And that contempt infects our society.  Ironically, the very reason that bureaucracies quit working is they get infected with this conservative contempt for the idea that the little guy could be competent.  It’s why you can’t call any customer service anywhere and expect the guy on the other end of the line to have the power to help you.  Because the powers that be have rationalized their contempt for ordinary people by convincing themselves that we’re utter morons. 


*I’ll bet, once you tally it up, the Republicans insulted and hated on the vast majority of Americans.  I mean, they hate you if you ever belonged to the PTA, much less some kind of club.  I suppose churches get an exemption from being considered “community organizers”, though I fail to see why.  Where do youth groups fit in?

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 12:11 PM • (67) Comments

*Cable service people who can’t ever seem to get a cable guy to your house.

I came home Friday night to find that when the cable guy came to turn off my downstairs neighbors cable (they moved out earlier in the week) they turned off mine instead.  The company refused to even look up that information insisting that their records showed that my cable was not turned off.  Yeah that’s why I had no tv and no internet.  Buttheads.

Comment #1: Amalink  on  09/08  at  12:22 PM

They think we’re so stupid, so incompetent, so worthless, that we can’t even be trusted to put on our shoes after we put on our pants.

...

oh, motherFUCKER.

Comment #2: Auguste  on  09/08  at  12:30 PM

Amanda, thank you for pointing out that the rash of incompetent service for regulated and quasi-regulated organizations is a problem of PRIVATE FOR PROFIT bureaucracy, rather than PUBLIC NOT FOR PROFIT bureaucracy.

These boneheads seem to think that nobody ever talks to Canadians or something - or Brazillians for that matter.

I came home Friday night to find that when the cable guy came to turn off my downstairs neighbors cable (they moved out earlier in the week) they turned off mine instead.

We had the opposite issue: our cable company hooked up a full suite of services for our newly-arrived next door neighbors, and also turned on all those services for us.  We know we dare not say anything, even though we are getting high end service for the price of basic, because we fear being charged for the service call or having other problems like getting our internet turned off by mistake or our neighbor’s internet shut off, etc.

Comment #3: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  12:32 PM

By the way, I’d really, really love to see someone ask McCain about this - “Senator, you say that Obama’s plan will cause a bureaucrat to stand between me and my health care. I’d like you to tell us about the last time you contacted your own health insurance company - what was that experience like for you?”

Comment #4: Auguste  on  09/08  at  12:33 PM

Oh, and we should mention what enormous talking points time Gov. Gamey Spice made of her EXTREMELY brief involvement with a PTA, yet she disses community organizing?

We all know why they diss this hands on experience organizing people who share their lot with the vast majority of Americans - it scares the living shit out of them.  What is Obama’s campaign besides his ability to automate that organizing and distribute it across a vast landscape?

Comment #5: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  12:36 PM

It sounds very much like the McCain approach to health care is very much like the Bush approach to airline security.

A huge amount of low level gatekeepers are given minimal training to act as the barrier between customers and service. The gatekeepers are constantly reminded of the importantce of thier job (i.e.  terrorists terrorists terrorists, or “health care fraud, overcharging, fraud fraud fraud) and are given a fairly arbtrary list of things that have to prevent but no real latitiude to deal with the nearly infinite combination of actual situations they will encounter. (Is breast milk a disallowed liquid… is a congressional medal of honor a sharp object? or Sure it’s probably a glass shard that’s embedded,  but they need to take an x-ray first… Sure the drug has been on the market for three years and it has few side effects than the generic, but according to our list it’s still “experimental”)

So the result is a regimentited attitude among the gatekeepers that generally fails to serve the consumer and a gereral disincentive to deal with the situations not covered by the “important list” which leads to a general runaround. 

I want bureaucrat who are empowered to make decisions and have access to real information, not gatekeepers who are given a spreadsheet, a checklist and a quota!

Comment #6: SpotWeld  on  09/08  at  12:41 PM

McCain would have a damn hard time getting health insurance if he didn’t get it from the government.  Five and a half years of regular beatings have left him with all manner of preexisting conditions, not to mention multiple bouts of melanoma.

Comment #7: togolosh  on  09/08  at  12:44 PM

Federal bureaucracies consists of lifetime government employees with no profit motive to drive best practices and no consequences for deliverying bad customer service or to work one second past 5 o’clock.  If service is rendered or not, they get paid and their company (the govt.) gets funded.

Bad customer service comes from economic advantage: a semi-monopoly situation (like cable), a plethora of customers so no one customer is that important (think cell phone companies), or being the holder of the purse strings (insurance companies).  They are not bureaucracies.  They are profitable enterprises making very intentional decisions on how badly to treat their customers because it does not hurt their bottom lines.  That is not a bureaucracy.

Comment #8: Dr T  on  09/08  at  12:46 PM

Perhaps somebody should take the last release of McSame’s medical history and take it to an insurer and see if anybody would insure him and for what amount of money.

If only the bureaucrats who oversee McSame’s insurance and care would refuse to do their jobs ... he might learn exactly how dependent he is on the Government and on them for his own health care.

Comment #9: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  12:48 PM

Its inconceivable to many Republicans that private health insurance companies could possibly have any bureaucratic problems because of their hard on for the private sector.

Comment #10: Amanda in San Jose  on  09/08  at  12:49 PM

In Theory, Dr. T, in Theory.

Now explain again how your market and profit driven model has produced such a wonderously screwed up system here?  Or are you just going to go “everything is fine in our drugged out dream world” republican and declare the current situation marvelous?

Oh, reality doesn’t necessarily conform to ideology. That must be it.

Comment #11: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  12:51 PM

Dr. T, define “best practices”.  Because private companies have a “best practices” incentive of denying services to increase profit.

As someone who has worked in both sectors doing similar jobs, I can say that you’re 100% wrong.  Far beyond some “profit incentive” for “best practices” is the very real job definition issues.  Private employees have two masters—-the customer and the boss, who have competing interests to “win” the transaction.  Both masters want to maximize what they get from you, so your life is non-stop stress trying to keep both happy and succeeding at neither. 

Public employees, especially advocates, have one master.  The client is their boss.  As such, they are free—-unlike a private bureaucrat—-to help you.  Their hands aren’t tied. 

But go ahead and continue to spout right wing talking points.  We’ve established that you know nothing, can’t think for yourself, can’t learn from experience, and don’t care to anyway.

Comment #12: Amanda Marcotte  on  09/08  at  12:53 PM

So many points I wanna make…

First, I worked for the state health department for a year or two, and no one there ever talked about how to keep people from getting treatment—the emphasis was always on getting more treatment and more information and more resources out there for more people.

Second, the best comparison I’ve ever had for private vs. public sector has been the Post Office vs. UPS/FedEx. I’ve had so many packages mis-delivered, lost, delayed, or damaged by UPS and FedEx that I do everything in my power to get my packages sent by the Post Office.

And finally, seems like it’s been ages since I heard some asshole fartknocker stand in line at the Post Office and start bitching about how slow the line moved—“This is what we pay our taxes for” and all that jazz. I assume I never hear this anymore because I’ve already resolved to tell the next fartknocker I hear that they get the service they voted for and giving the Post Office enough money to hire more employees would certainly improve the quality of service.

Comment #13: Scott  on  09/08  at  12:55 PM

They’re speaking to their base and the middle, not the everyone.  The rethugs have spent three decades demonizing everyone in government including the institution itself (unless said government people are repbulicans).  This is just more of the same.  It will play to the suckers and fools it’s always played to. 

The real question is and continues to be, how many people will vote for another bush administration? 

Lather.  Rinse.  Repeat.

Comment #14: ice weasel  on  09/08  at  01:00 PM

Ms Kate: You and Dr T just agreed, at least on the most important part. Insurance companies screw individuals because they have the power to do it and they gain an advantage by doing it.

The biggest reason why health insurance in the U.S. is so much worse than, say, car insurance, is simple. Individuals don’t get to choose their insurer. Their employers do. As long as the employer is happy, the insurer can be as mean as they like to the individuals they cover and the individual has to shut up and take it.

Comment #15: Doug S.  on  09/08  at  01:02 PM

Individuals don’t get to choose their insurer.

Um, it’s no picnic for the rapidly-increasing group of people who don’t have employer-provided health insurance, either.

Comment #16: Auguste  on  09/08  at  01:08 PM

Doug, tell the class what happens when individuals get to choose their insurers ...

Really.  Last I checked, it winds up being “insurers screw any non-perfect, non-young individual”.

Explain how you fix this without the government both forcing insurers to take customers and do so without rating them?

Comment #17: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  01:08 PM

Public employees, especially advocates, have one master.  The client is their boss.

Amanda, you’ll just have to live in the Northeast a while to understand where some of the story is coming from.  My dad worked for the State of Oregon and was very focussed on the fact that the taxpayer paid his salary.

Around here, people are generally appointed based on personal and family connections.  They don’t have a public service ethic in the least - their job is to kiss up to the patronal structure and make their boss happy with their loyalty.  That and make sure to insult and ignore people they consider to be beneath service and their contempt while bending over backward for people they perceive have actual power to mess up their lives.  I went to a public university and it was SAD!

When I woke up this morning, there was no water coming out of my tap.  I picked up my water bill that had a phone number for the city water department, but there wasn’t anyone there yet and no recorded message about emergencies.  Zog found another number on a web site, but it was out of service.  I finally called the fire department, as there would not likely be hydrant water either, and they told me it was a water main break. 

Customer service?  What’s that?

Comment #18: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  01:13 PM

Actually, wrong, Doug.  As someone who has to buy her own insurance, it’s actually worse if you have to buy your own because you don’t have an employer advocating for you.  I’ve already been dropped by one company for daring to get a colopscopy to make sure I didn’t have cancer.  (I don’t.)  That never happened to me with employer-provided insurance.

Car insurance is better because it’s mandated and because the laws require them to pay you when they say they will.  Also, car insurance doesn’t pay out for prevention.  Health insurance companies have to and don’t want to, so they’re always looking for ways to weasel out.  See: my attempts not to get cancer.

Comment #19: Amanda Marcotte  on  09/08  at  01:14 PM

Scott—-agreed on package delivery.  I get a ton of stuff in the mail, and the USPS is by far the best for actually getting it here on time.

Comment #20: Amanda Marcotte  on  09/08  at  01:15 PM

Dr. T - some of the best use of best practices methodologies that I have seen, at least where health impact assessments are conducted, is in the WHO, in Canada, and the social democracies of Western Europe and the EU.

Comment #21: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  01:36 PM

Strange perhaps, but I’ve never had a problem at the DMV.  I started driving in NY, and have since moved to MA (with all the requisite new licenses, title changes, etc.).  I’ve always encountered pleasant, helpful people, and got done what I wanted to get done.  Now, the thing is, when I go to the DMV, I make sure I have all the paperwork and documents I need, so that I don’t annoy the clerks.  Same thing with the post office.  I’ve noticed that many people go to the post office without knowing what it is the really want, so they end up asking for things that can’t really be done.  In either case, taking a couple minutes to understand the system, and what you need to do to make it work makes all the difference.  Reading the websites, for example, and calling before going (especially that the DMV) if you have questions.

Comment #22: rowmyboat  on  09/08  at  01:36 PM

rowmyboat, you didn’t know the MA RMV of 20 years ago - standing in lines for three hours, no place to sit, no take a number, and then you find out that you didn’t have the right paperwork.  All because you couldn’t call the RMV because you could only call the offices and they were so overburdened they put the phone off the hook.

I asked once why they didn’t have somebody out front checking things.  “We’d do it, but it isn’t in our job description”.

While some things have improved, the patronage driven incompetent and hamstrung bureaucracies of the Northeast are what still drives these stories and why so many people still buy them.

Comment #23: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  01:40 PM

Ironically, one way to give employees some amount of choice in choosing their health insurance is to let them collectively bargaining with their employer—i.e. let them form a union.  But the Republicans can’t have that.  No, no, no.  Unions bad.  Free market good.

Comment #24: ummeli  on  09/08  at  01:40 PM

The only person standing between your doctor and you is your insurance company, if you have insureance.  My friend was recently diagnosed with a fast growing cancerous tumor in his throat.  He can get the tumor removed which will severly damage his vocal chords and he will have speak with a one of those vibrating amplifiers OR he could have chemo/radiation treatment first to shrink the tumor, then have it removed with NO damage to his vocal cords.  Guess which one the insurance will pay for?  Correct, the lose your vocal chord option, it’s the cheapest option.  They also told him that his visits to the specialist were not covered because the doctor wasn’t on his plan.  So much for getting to see the doctor you of your choice.

Now onto buearacrats.  I am a city planner and always try my best to assist citizens, they (and I) after all pay my salary.  I am constantly being told how incompetent city employees are.  It has been my experience that most of the time the citizen was given the corrent info, but simply didn’t listen, or didn’t understand and never asked any questions.  We should also remember, a lot of the employees on the front lines only have high-school educations and aren’t paid a lot.  They have to put up with people who walk in assuming they are idiots and treating them as such.  Most city employees take pride in their jobs and really do go above and beyond.  I have worked many a weeked, with no overtime pay.  I have to drive my own car on site visits, without compensation.  I used a half of tank of gas yesterday doing site visits.

Comment #25: Michelle the Red  on  09/08  at  01:52 PM

This all goes out the window when the state bureaucracy in question doesn’t see you so much as a client as a leeching thief that should be cut off the system as soon as they find a technicality that allows them to do so.

If the health care bureaucracy in Quebec is decent compared to the hellhole of insurance bureaucracy, you really don’t want to have to talk with the bureaucrats in charge of approving (or verifying you are still eligible for) your welfare check. The attitude is one of barely hidden contempt.

Comment #26: BlackBloc  on  09/08  at  01:53 PM

Michelle, where do you live?

You sound like most of the people I encountered in state and local government when I lived in Oregon.

If you are said to be a dullard or a slacker simply because you are working in the public sector, you likely have the situation in the urban centers of the Northeast to thank for it, IMHO, after dealing with the local “talent” and with UMass employees for several years.

I don’t think we can ignore the roots of this meme, no matter how unfair or untrue it is in many places in the country.

Comment #27: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  01:56 PM

Look, no one likes going to the DMV, but one reason government bureaucracies are a pain in the ass is that they’re not properly funded.

But when they are, or when they’re located in places where the locals demand that bureaucracies work, they work wonderfully. The best DMV experience I’ve ever had was in San Francisco, and I don’t think that’s a coincidence. The locals expect a bureaucracy to work, and it does.

Comment #28: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  09/08  at  01:56 PM

When it comes to health insurance, one way or another you’ll be dealing with a huge and impersonal bureaucracy. The question is, do you want that bureaucracy ultimately beholden to private shareholders driven by profit (as it is now) or the tax-paying citizenry driven by access to healthcare for themselves (as end-users).

That’s what it comes down to. Usually stops the opponents of universal healthcare right in their tracks.

Seriously, thank god for the empowered bureaucrat.

Yes. Unfortunately, the empowered bureaucrat an increasing rarity. As you note, tasks are getting more and more tied to micro-managed and inflexible SOPs, and thinking for oneself is discouraged.

The un-empowered bureaucrat, especially the one who uses the lack of choice in his job to engage in petty power trips on customers, is far more common. All brought to you by the Human Resources Culture (or what John Taylor Gatto calls “The Fourth Purpose”) [PDF link].

Look, no one likes going to the DMV, but one reason government bureaucracies are a pain in the ass is that they’re not properly funded.

Which is exactly how the Republicans plan to hobble any public healthcare system. They’re all about the self-fulfilling prophecy.


And now for the champion of the Invisible Hand…

Federal bureaucracies consists of lifetime government employees with no profit motive to drive best practices and no consequences for deliverying bad customer service or to work one second past 5 o’clock.  If service is rendered or not, they get paid and their company (the govt.) gets funded.

Profit motive doesn’t necessarily drive best practises in private bureaucracies, either—often it results in corner-cutting that leads to the typical results you see. Monopoly or oligopoly status only increases this tendency, but they aren’t the primary drivers of bad practises. Furthermore, public-sector status (where the “shareholders” are also the end-users) can mitigate this problem with the proper structures.

Also, I have no problem with a salaried employee refusing to work more than 9-5, or whatever his hours are—if they’re not getting their allotted tasks within that time (various breaks included), what has to be examined is performance, management expectations, and whether the proper resources are present to do the job. Accountability is a two-way street, and management (especially the MBA holding type) is often just as incompetent as labour. And all too often, there’s a “glass floor” in place that keeps that kind of manager from getting fired or demoted for his bungling.

I believe you work in the videogame industry, a wholly for-profit sector which is rife with bad practises, from the leaders (like EA, with its eternal crunch-time) on down. Software and Internet development in general is only slightly better—lots of managers who’ve never even heard of Fred Brooks, and lots of young and naive employees who are so blinded by the Nerf-fights and “free” soft drinks that they don’t see how every extra hour they spend at work because of those managers diminishes their hourly earning power.

Comment #29: Gracchus  on  09/08  at  01:58 PM

I’ve actually never had a bad DMV experience. Maybe that’s because I work in customer service and I know what it’s like to be spat upon figuratively while trying to do your job, so I make it a point to be a sweetheart to the people helping me.

Comment #30: Lindsay  on  09/08  at  02:06 PM

Isn’t anyone going to mention McCain’s plan?  His plan to eliminate the tax breaks employers get on the health insurance they provide to their employees?  At the moment, I pay about $1800 a year in insurance premiums.  My employer pays $5,000.  If McCain eliminates the tax break on that my employer will have a number of options:  1.  Eliminate my health insurance completely.  2.  Pass on some, most, or all of that cost onto me.  3.  Choose an even shittier plan than the one they already provide.  4.  Stop giving me raises, and my last raise wasn’t even enough to cover the increase in cost of living.  Thank you so much asshole McCain.  That will really help me and all Americans get better health care coverage.

Comment #31: keshmeshi  on  09/08  at  02:13 PM

My mom has to pay $50/month for one of her prescriptions b/c her Medicaid D provider decided to drop it from her formulary for a different kind.

Different drugs work differently and they work differently in different people.  That’s why it’s nice to have a doctor that knows you and monitors your responses to, in this case, different kinds of blood pressure medicine.

When my mom told her doctor that the insurance co. wanted her to switch to a different drug, he went through the roof.  “They’re practicing medicine without a license!” he roared.

And it’s true.  Some wonk made a deal with a pharma co and decided not to cover all drugs to save $$$.  My mom is now stuck paying out of pocket for the medicine that works, or being covered for similar medicine that doesn’t work nearly as well.

Not to mention how people have to change doctors every year or two b/c their employers change plans or they get a new job.  No, that’s not having a bureaucrat come between you and your medical care.

We need to get rid of insurance entirely.  It has no business in healthcare, which is NOT a profit-motivated need.  All insurance does is suck money out of the relationship between the patient and the doctor, and they do it at the expense of both.

Back to my mom’s doctor—he’s a good guy who likes to take his time with his (mostly older) patients.  His group has voted to leave Rush and join Northwestern (the big Chicagoland hospitals).  Northwestern has a system where he’ll have to rush through patients giving them no more than 10-15 minutes, so he would leave the group…EXCEPT his daughter has a rare genetic disorder and needs an incredible array of expensive medicine to make up for the hormones her body doesn’t produce on its own.  He’ll never get her insured again, so he can’t leave his group.

Why, again, is it a good thing for these people to be getting in the way of his employment and his daughter’s right to live?  Or does that right to life really only count if you’re in your mother’s womb?

Comment #32: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  09/08  at  02:52 PM

One thing that really gets under my skin about the mindless demagoguery against government workers is just that—-it’s utterly mindless, recycled tripe that gives the speaker the pleasure of feeling superior without having to work or think.  My father, bless his heart, rants about government workers and how slow and lazy they are. Guess what he did for a living?  Firefighter.  Now, tell me.  If government automatically does everything better, then why does the fire department work so well?  They have no profit motive!  According to conservatives, what you should do when your house is burning down, if you want it put out effectively and efficiently for a good price, is to start calling different private fire departments and get some estimates that you then compare, and after discussing it with your spouse, you select one, sit on the phone with their customer service for an hour while the customer service representative gets a manager on the phone to clarify if they do house calls, pay 50% up front for a deposit, get a credit check, and then agree to wait between the hours of 8AM and 5PM the next day for the fire department to arrive.

But it’s more efficient and cheaper than the current system where you call a fire department, they show up in 7 minutes and put out your fire for free.  It McCain speak, this is known as “putting a bureaucrat between you and your house fire”.

Comment #33: Amanda Marcotte  on  09/08  at  02:57 PM

Amanda, the movie Gangs of New Yorks had a pretty nice example of how ‘for profit’ firefighter squads would work out, in practice.

Comment #34: BlackBloc  on  09/08  at  03:21 PM

So why did I have to call the fire department (non-emergency line) to report a water outage in my neighborhood?

Comment #35: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  03:35 PM

Namely, fistfights break out between the competing departments while neighbors loot the burning building.

Libertopia!

Comment #36: annejumps  on  09/08  at  03:36 PM

That was about Gangs of New York.

Comment #37: annejumps  on  09/08  at  03:36 PM

Amanda, the movie Gangs of New Yorks had a pretty nice example of how ‘for profit’ firefighter squads would work out, in practice.

I’m thinking it would be like pizza delivery…ooh, sorry, we don’t service that area.  What if your house sets on fire the day before payday and your check doesn’t get approved by the electronic check-clearing service?

Comment #38: Kyso K  on  09/08  at  03:42 PM

Dr. T:

A bureaucracy is an organizational method by which labor is separated into specific departments with a specific job. Yes, private insurance is set up on a bureaucratic model. It’s the most efficient way of performing certain tasks. A bureaucracy can be amazingly efficient at routine tasks, because each office has a specific job to do and each person can become highly skilled at that specific job. Of course, non-routine tasks can be a pain. If you’ve spent your entire time at the office checking vouchers, looking for outstanding receivables, then calculating best time to pay, and handing it off to the next person in line, you’ve probably forgotten how to accept a payables check that is returned as an overpayment… and someone is going to spend a lot of precious time with you trying to give your company back its own money. You might accidentally transfer them to recievables, who can’t help because there’s no sale associated with the money, so they might get transferred to the general ledger folks who can’t cut or accept checks, who might transfer them to payroll, thinking the “overpayment” is an employee paycheck that was overpaid….

The word is overused and has become diluted because of that. It’s not uncommon for people to speak about bureaucracy like it’s some evil thing from the depths of hell, but all it is, is a description of a way of breaking down duties and getting things done.

Comment #39: LongHairedWeirdo  on  09/08  at  03:58 PM

Like Ezra said, the government bureaucrat’s job would be to make sure that the insurance company bureaucrats can’t stand between you ...

VERY nice juxtaposition…for me.
Of course that type of middleman exists in and for both governance
and the more business, commercial sorts and ends of things, but..

I have spent a lifetime thinking fairly strictly of bureaucrat as agent of Government.
Pigeon-holing that way every time.

A sort of anciene embedded sort of perceptual blindness.

So thnx

Comment #40: has_te  on  09/08  at  04:01 PM

My only real experience with government bureaucracy is with USCIS (immigration) and I have to say that it is in fact the most frustrating, inefficient, absolutely inexcusable clusterfuck you can imagine.  It is literally impossible to get a human being on the phone if you do not have a case number to put in the phone menu.  Good luck getting things straightened out if the thing went haywire BEFORE the step where the send the case number to you.  There is no way to just ask a simple question like “should I use my current married name or my maiden name since that is what you have on all my other records?” without making an appointment (always at least 2 weeks out) to go across town and ask someone through a window (who might not tell you the right thing, who knows).  There is also ZERO accountability, since nobody gives you a name or employee number, so if they give you bad info you are SOL and probably going to get deported and you can’t even say “well, Joe at the call center told me to do it this way.”

And all that stuff is just with the agency stateside.  They are a breeze compared to being a foreign national dealing with the US embassy in your home country.  All the same problems PLUS less technology and organization and they are even more disrespectful to you as a person.

This would be annoying if you were dealing with some private company.  You could always take your business elsewhere.  It is absolutely gut-wrenching when you are struggling through this and they get to decide the OUTCOME OF YOUR LIFE and there is nobody else to turn to.  I wish these people knew how many hours of weeping they have caused me.  It should be a crime.

And I am a college educated native English speaker dealing with this stuff for my husband.  I cant even imagine how an immigrant with English as a second language would handle it.  Plus the cost of every round of paperwork is in the $1000 range, so good luck paying that and hiring a lawyer to do this stuff for you.

Sorry for the rant.  Maybe other branches of the government are better but USCIS could hardly be any worse.  I am sure that doing this with an insurance company would be just as bad since it can be a matter of life and death.  Maybe what we need it just a little more funding for all of these things and more general human compassion.

Comment #41: GumbyAnne  on  09/08  at  04:11 PM

My only real experience with government bureaucracy is with USCIS (immigration) and I have to say that it is in fact the most frustrating, inefficient, absolutely inexcusable clusterfuck you can imagine.

Well, yeah.  The government wants to discourage immigration, and one way of doing that is creating the image that immigrating is impossible. Which is best done by making the process a royal pain in the ass so that people will complain about it, and word of mouth will get back home that seriously, just don’t even bother, because it’s not worth it. 

It’s the same with my main foray into government bureaucracy—- collecting unemployment insurance.    If you don’t collect, your company gets to keep the money (even though, no, it’s not welfare but part of your wages).  Thus, they make the process an ordeal in hopes that people won’t even bother. 

On the other hand, when the shoe in on the other foot, government bureaucracy is a walk in the park compared to corporate bureaucracy.  I recently had a breeze of a time going through jury duty.

Comment #42: The Opoponax  on  09/08  at  04:22 PM

“Dr. T, define “best practices”.  Because private companies have a “best practices” incentive of denying services to increase profit.”

Agreed, certain economic circumstances allow that not delivering a service is more profitable than actually delivering the service.  The point is not that there is crappy customer service occurring in private companies, because there most certainly is.  The point is that it is not because of a bloated, unmotivated, multiplayered beuracracy that has absolutely no incentive nor actual ability to deliver customer service.  It is because a conscious decision has been made not to deliver customer service.  Both are bad for the customer, but I would posit that choosing to screw people is a great deal worse than screwing them out of ineptitude like the government does.

Comment #43: Dr T  on  09/08  at  04:33 PM

This post made me realize something I’d never thought of before.

My dad’s career with the DOD was as a “contract manager.” His role was to ensure that all contracts between the Air Force and private sector defense contractors (Boeing, etc) complied with federal laws. In the final phase of his career, his job also involved ensuring that a certain percentage of USAF contracts were awarded to “small businesses” (according to the Federal definition of that phrase).

So, according to the GOP, my father was not a proud participant in the nation’s military-industrial economy, but was in fact a government bureaucrat standing between Lockheed-Martin and their money.

Comment #44: Cris  on  09/08  at  05:03 PM

Thank you Scott and Amanda! for your defense of the USPS.  I retired from the post office some years back, just as “modern” procedures were being put in place to assure less involvement by actual employees in the delivery process. 

While I was working, when people used to rag on me about FedEx and UPS, I would tell them that whenever those guys can’t find an address, they ask ME, and I can always help them out.  And THAT’S why they have such a good record.  Also, in remote areas (and you’d be surprised what they consider “remote”), they just take it to the little “remote” post office and mail it the rest of the way.

And by the way, I am not talking about Remote, Oregon, which actually IS remote.

Comment #45: older  on  09/08  at  05:05 PM

The point is that it is not because of a bloated, unmotivated, multiplayered beuracracy that has absolutely no incentive nor actual ability to deliver customer service.  It is because a conscious decision has been made not to deliver customer service.

Dr. T., the problem is that in the private sector you have conscious decisions to screw the consumer in conjunction with bloated, unmotivated, multilayered bureaucracy that has absolutely no incentive nor actual ability to deliver customer service.

Comment #46: dan  on  09/08  at  05:08 PM

Dr T:

Both are bad for the customer, but I would posit that choosing to screw people is a great deal worse than screwing them out of ineptitude like the government does.

Sure, because it’s always better to be screwed by someone who doesn’t care about you than by someone you don’t care about. Or something.

Jeebus. Libertarianism really is just grade-school bullying writ large, isn’t it? “I may be getting screwed by the big guy, but at least I have someone lower on the socio-corporate ladder to fuck over.”

Comment #47: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  09/08  at  05:41 PM

Dan - What are you talking about?  There are huge implications to services that can be vs can’t be delivered because of business structure.  In health care, for instance, the government could require that companies respond to a claim in a certain amount of time (either positively or negatively), and require boards dedicated to appeal which also have required turnaround times.  That is not in the interest of the insurer so they will never do it on their own, but it is not that they CAN’T do it.

Comment #48: Dr T  on  09/08  at  06:11 PM

In health care, for instance, the government could require that companies respond to a claim in a certain amount of time (either positively or negatively), and require boards dedicated to appeal which also have required turnaround times.
-Dr. T

Won’t this just bring beaurocracy (the thing you’re trying to avoid) into the equation.  Rather than “having a beaurocrat standing between you and your doctor,” you’ll have one standing between you and the speedy response to your insurance claim.  Same difference.

Comment #49: erock  on  09/08  at  06:18 PM

I have never once had an unpleasant experience that was the fault of the employee I worked with at the DMV. Long lines, screaming babies, people that smell weird, yes they’re all in abundance. But when I get to the window I’ve always been given a smile, sorry-about-the-wait, and helpful service.

Bank employees, on the other hand? DIE IN A FIRE, ASSHOLES.

Comment #50: Sarah  on  09/08  at  06:24 PM

“Won’t this just bring beaurocracy (the thing you’re trying to avoid) into the equation.  Rather than “having a beaurocrat standing between you and your doctor”

Nope, not if properly managed.  With electronic claims submissions and tracking, the govt agency could monitor timeliness of response.  The govt only steps in when the company violates the timeframe - not every time, and if the penalty for not responding is autcoverage of the claim, the insurance companies would answer in a timely fashion with no isses.

Of course the flip side is that they would raise rates because denying claims is part of their profit strategy and if that loophole is closed then they’d have to make up the profits on the frton end - but that would provide a truer cost of health care than taking people’s money for insurance and simply ignoring them does.

Comment #51: Dr T  on  09/08  at  06:31 PM

The point is that it is not because of a bloated, unmotivated, multiplayered beuracracy that has absolutely no incentive nor actual ability to deliver customer service.

You haven’t worked for a large corporation recently, have you?  Because I can tell you that having to deal with a huge, bloated internal bureaucracy is just as frustrating—if not more so—than dealing with an outside one.  And they have even less incentive to help because, hey, you’re just a fellow employee trying to get their job done, and if you don’t get your job done, you’re the one who’ll be in trouble, not them.

Comment #52: Mnemosyne  on  09/08  at  06:43 PM

“You haven’t worked for a large corporation recently, have you?”

I have in the past - General Electric to be exact, and as soon as profits started to fail they took out layers of unproductive workers (see bureaucrats) to restore profit and streamline the workflow.  Doesn’t happen for the Federal Government.  There we just spend into a deficit.

Comment #53: Dr T  on  09/08  at  06:47 PM

My only real experience with government bureaucracy is with USCIS (immigration) and I have to say that it is in fact the most frustrating, inefficient, absolutely inexcusable clusterfuck you can imagine.

I know what you mean, having dealt with them years ago as the INS.

There’s a reason why that particular agency is filled with the most incompetent, paperwork-losing, surliest staff imaginable, and that reason goes right to the issue of accountability. Unlike other Federal agencies, the people they’re “serving” are not citizens and are not necessarily paying taxes. That gives the agency extreme license to be lax or even hostile in their customer service.

I suspect that, for that reason, the immigration agency has been a dumping ground for particularly incompetent and unhelpful Federal bureaucrats, and that over the years such people have percolated up into management and supervisory positions, infecting the organisational culture.

Plus, as The Opoponax said, in a time when the GOP has to pander to anti-immigrant Know-Nothings, this situation becomes a feature rather than a bug.

Comment #54: Gracchus  on  09/08  at  06:58 PM

I have in the past - General Electric to be exact, and as soon as profits started to fail they took out layers of unproductive workers (see bureaucrats) to restore profit and streamline the workflow.

Using those wonderful peer evaluations from HR, I’m sure. If merit and productivity and performance were the criteria for BigCorp layoffs I wouldn’t mind them. However, we all know that it’s much about personality and politics and arse-covering and seniority as it is about who contributes real value—just like in government bureaucracies (well, maybe it’s just a little more performance-based in government, where guidelines can be strict).

Comment #55: Gracchus  on  09/08  at  07:08 PM

“Nope, not if properly managed.”

We seem to be back to square one here, Dr. T.  You’re describing a system in which the boss of the manager in question is the insurer, not the insuree.  Consequently the manager’s job will be to keep the insuree away from services that might increase the insurer’s costs, not to see that the insuree gets access to those services.  “Proper management” in a system where the client is the boss means one thing; “proper management” in a system where the insurance provider is the boss means something totally different.  The reason for this is not far to seek.  In the first case, the manager (or bureaucrat) is working for the client and is paid to serve the client’s interests.  In the second case, the manager is working for the insurance provider and is paid to serve the interests of the insurance provider.  This is a pretty simple concept and I don’t see anything about it that ought to be difficult to understand.

“With electronic claims submissions and tracking, the govt agency could monitor timeliness of response.  The govt only steps in when the company violates the timeframe - not every time, and if the penalty for not responding is autcoverage of the claim, the insurance companies would answer in a timely fashion with no isses.”

So you need the government anyway, Dr. T, in order to work your plan.  (Curses!)  Want to know what will happen?  The insurance companies will start to hand more and more of their cases off the government in order to save on their costs.  They will also become much more reckless because they know that Uncle Sam will be there to bail them out.  The prices of stocks connected with insurance companies and health care concerns will rise, while at the same time the health care sector will (mysteriously) become even more occluded and irresponsive than it is now.  Americans will eventually end up paying two sets of health care providers: they’ll be paying the insurance corporations and other health care industry entities to deny them coverage, and they’ll be paying their government to provide them with coverage/health care in the end…after much frustration and heartache and a few incidental deaths along the way.  Ultimately I wouldn’t be surprised to see a gigantic bailout of the health care sector, courtesy of the American taxpayer, just as we’re now seeing a gigantic bailout of the housing sector, courtesy of that same American taxpayer.  Costs will be socialized, benefits will be privatized, and most people will end up measurably worse off.

There are, of course, a number of shortcuts we could resort to in order to avoid all this unpleasantness, but those would involve “socialism” and we couldn’t have that.

Comment #56: bekabot  on  09/08  at  07:30 PM

When McCain said this, I immediately thought of Medicare.  It is, after all, “government run health care system where a bureaucrat stands between you and your doctor”  (it also has a lot lower cost per-claim than any of the big Commerical companies, and that includes the Blues).

Somebody should tell the AARP that John McCain wants to take their Medicare away.  Yeah, I know, that’s not true per se (although more true than most Republican claims), but Medicare sure fits the description of the big bad socialized health care system he wants everyone to avoid.

Comment #57: LittlePig  on  09/08  at  08:05 PM

McCain would have a damn hard time getting health insurance if he didn’t get it from the government.  Five and a half years of regular beatings have left him with all manner of preexisting conditions, not to mention multiple bouts of melanoma

well he could take advantage of his local VA for care but these days, that may be more of a threat than a promise.  Could you imagine if he had been treated like the maimed soldiers returning from Iraq are treated today?

Comment #58: ol cranky  on  09/08  at  08:42 PM

“I suspect that, for that reason, the immigration agency has been a dumping ground for particularly incompetent and unhelpful Federal bureaucrats”

You said it.  My husband was in Kenya waiting for his case to be processed during the post-election violence last year and I was so desperate to get him out of there I had to call up and beg USCIS in a longshot attempt to get him bumped to the front of the line.  After at least 30 minutes of mashing buttons on the automated phone system I got a person on the phone and had her direct me to one of the higher-ups.  Even though I was obviously shaken and crying (what with my partner being in imminent danger of decapitation and having to tell it to people who have no reason to care) and this guy was straight up MEAN to me.  I had to ask him to repeat himself because of a bad connection and he was like “Come on, you are not listening. I am gonna talk REALLY slow so you can MAYBE get it this time.”  What an ass.  Even if you are not normally civil to your customers, maybe you could hold back the dripping contempt when you are on the line with the weeping lady?  Seriously.

Comment #59: GumbyAnne  on  09/08  at  09:07 PM

Using those wonderful peer evaluations from HR, I’m sure. If merit and productivity and performance were the criteria for BigCorp layoffs I wouldn’t mind them.

Actually, my experience is that government jobs are even more assiduous about making sure all employees have detailed goals set for the year and have their performance documented on a consistent basis regarding whether or not they met their goals.

My only real experience with government bureaucracy is with USCIS (immigration) and I have to say that it is in fact the most frustrating, inefficient, absolutely inexcusable clusterfuck you can imagine.

Government is ultimately accountable to the voters. Whom does immigration serve? Non-citizens, who can’t vote. Thus, there’s no political pushback to force the agencies to improve.

Comment #60: Tyro  on  09/08  at  09:41 PM

Geez, my brother is in process to join his wife in Canada.  Civilized breeze by comparison.

Those nasty socialists!

Comment #61: Ms Kate  on  09/08  at  10:18 PM

I’ve worked for government on and off for 20 years and I wish I’d experienced some of these allegedly bloated bureaucracies Dr T talks about. My experience has always (always) been that there is never enough money to go around. There is always penny pinching, there are never enough resources and there are never enough people to deliver the services that the tax payer expects you to provide.

I’m currently CEO of a small government agency. My people do incredible things with very few resources. They are entrepreneurial in the face of budget scarcity, they think laterally, they work long hours. Why do they do this? Because they are passionate about their jobs and about helping the people who use our services. They may sometimes be misguided, they may sometimes not see the woods for the trees, but they don’t stop caring. I find that both amazing and awe-inspiring.

Are there bad bureaucrats out there? Sure there are, but they don’t just exist in government. And mostly they are the fault of really, really poor management. There are some shocking CEOs out there and a lot of them exist in the private sector. If people are giving you bad service, look to their leaders.

Comment #62: JC  on  09/08  at  10:52 PM

My own experience with the CSIS was when my noble bride turned in all the paperwork to help get her siblings here via her mother in Feb 2005, she had to resubmit them in Sept. 2006 because they hadn’t gotten around said paperwork and the financial data was ‘out of date’.

This meant a lot of time, effort, and money expended for the same thing for something that wasn’t in our control.

They piss off a lot of resident aliens who can’t vote and aren’t likely to complain because of cultural differences between Patriarchal Village, NOTTHEUSA, where they were born and raised, and our belief that ‘The squeaky wheel gets the grease’.

Comment #63: The Dark Avenger and Guardian of 10 Gold Chow Mein  on  09/08  at  11:22 PM

I have in the past - General Electric to be exact, and as soon as profits started to fail they took out layers of unproductive workers (see bureaucrats) to restore profit and streamline the workflow.

Funny—at my large corporation, and all of the other ones I’ve worked for, they lay off the support staff and the people doing the grunt work and give middle management a bunch of bonuses.  Then they wonder why the bills aren’t getting paid and they’re racking up late fees.  Hey, genius, maybe it’s because you laid off all of the people who were actually processing the payments and the managers you left in charge have no idea how to run the system!

It’s a huge deal when the real corporate bureaucrats—the managers, directors, and vice presidents—get laid off, because they’re pretty much untouchable in the modern corporation.

But, yes, I’m sure that IBM was much more efficient after they got rid of a bunch of line workers and administrative assistants and their bosses got to spend the next 12 months trying to figure out who was going to create the purchase orders and keep the kitchen stocked.

Comment #64: Mnemosyne  on  09/08  at  11:53 PM

Actually, my experiences with the DMV have been fast, helpful, and usually friendly. The key is to make an appointment.

Comment #65: Samantha Vimes  on  09/09  at  01:36 AM

P.S. my latest temp job was at a junior college bookstore. I was told to advise students to postpone purchasing optional texts until they knew for sure that they would find them useful. The permanent workers expressed frustration with the teachers who picked more expensive texts and respect for the ones who actually thought about cost to the students. Used books HAD to be placed to the front and on top of new, so they would be easy to see and access. One of the managers in charge of vouchers had a talk with us temps about how to help the students get the most for their money. And students were free to take all the info they needed so they could try shopping on line—we even had pencils and scratch paper if needed.

Comment #66: Samantha Vimes  on  09/09  at  01:43 AM

(Yes, the individual insurance market is also messed up, but that’s not the problem my parents have.)

There’s another big problem with health insurance in the United States.

Specifically, it’s not insurance. People don’t seek health insurance in the U.S. to protect themselves against catastrophic losses. People seek health insurance in order to get health care. This is the result of a bizarre quirk in the tax code that subsidizes employer-provided health care. If you have a deductible of less than, say, $5000, your “insurance” is, most likely, simply subsidized health care that calls itself insurance. It’s like buying car insurance in order to pay for oil changes.

From a certain perspective, buying health insurance is like often like buying fire insurance for a building that’s already on fire. If you’re already sick - in other words, have a “pre-existing condition” - there’s no uncertainty involved, no “risk” being “insured” against. All you’re doing is going to someone and saying “I’ll give you X dollars, and you’ll pay for my medical care, which will cost Y dollars.” If X>Y, it’s silly for you to make that offer, and if Y<X, it’s silly for the insurance company to accept. If not for the bizarre quirk in the tax code, it would be usually be cheaper for you to pay the medical bills directly, instead of having your employer pay an insurance company to pay the medical bills for you.

If you’re in the business of collecting money from a lot of people in order to give much of it back to those few who get into trouble later, you’re an insurer. If you’re in the business of giving money to people who are already in trouble, then you’re a charity. Insurance companies aren’t going to act like charities, no matter how much we try to use the law to force them to. Governments are a lot better at charity than for-profit corporations, which is why I would greatly prefer to pay for my health care through taxes that go to a government instead of premiums that go to an insurance company.

In other words, we have neither a “free market” in health care nor socialized medicine in the United States. Instead, we somehow ended up with the worst of both worlds. I support socialized medicine, because, given a choice between living in a country that forces some people to pay for others’ health care or one that lets people suffer and/or die because they don’t have the money to pay for it themselves, I’d rather live in the former.

Comment #67: Doug S.  on  09/09  at  03:21 AM
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