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Kristol needs to lay off the crack pipe; more Jindal hilarity

Via Think Progress, this is the kind of bullsh*t being fed to the sheeple watching Fox News. Neo-con Bill Kristol shares a peek inside his crystal ball to clue viewers in on not only who McSame is going to pick for VP, but that this person’s selection will somehow miraculously lower prices at the pump. Bonus points for the breathless anchorette’s introduction of Kristol:

KRISTOL: First, I think she would help him get elected, which would be a good thing if you want gas prices to come down. Then she’ll persuade him that we have to drill in ANWR and have an aggressive drilling program across the board.

Kristol, floated that out there with no evidence or data to support his conclusion other than the smoke blowing out of his posterior. Think Progress noted:

One major flaw in Kristol and Fox’s claim that drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Reserve would lower prices immediately is the fact that it would take 10 years for the oil to hit the market, and even then, the reserve is estimated to have only enough oil to satisfy six months demand.

In other short-list VP news on the McSame front, Louisiana Governor Bobby “Exorcist” Jindal continues to try to completely derail his chances by uttering something beyond absurd. It’s below the fold.
Another tip to Think Progress for this one—Jindal’s mad desire to increase offshore drilling for oil seems to have caused some amnesia…he went on the air on Faux News to say that Hurricanes Katrina and Rita didn’t cause any major oil spills in Louisiana.

Q: Real fast, Governor, the price of oil went up five bucks a barrel today. You’ve been drilling off the coast of Louisiana for a number of years. Any oil spills to worry about?

  JINDAL: You know, that’s one of the great unwritten success stories, after Katrina and Rita, these awful storms, no major spills.

Think Progress again, sets the matter straight:

As noted in the Wonk Room, the Hurricanes caused offshore oil spills so large that they could be seen from space (check out a picture here.) The Minerals Management Service reported that 113 oil platforms were “totally destroyed” — a total of 124 offshore spills.

It’s easy to see how distorted a world view the sheeple have when outright lies are propogated 24/7 on this channel. It’s shameless.

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 12:04 PM • (16) Comments

Bill Kristol never, ever ever ever, has a shred of evidence to back up anything he says. He is the ultimate case of “I’m a rich nepotized white guy, so you have to listen to me.” He is the opposite of journalism, the opposite even of commentary.

Comment #1: Rick Massimo  on  07/01  at  12:15 PM

Regarding drilling ANWR, always remember:

These are the people who would happily use the last gallon of gas to power the chainsaw they use to cut down the last tree, which would fall and dam up the last open river, killing the last salmon — and not think about the consequences for one nanosecond.

How do you deal that level of obtuseness and make any headway?...

Comment #2: MikeEss  on  07/01  at  12:17 PM

Why would the governnor of Louisiana be clamoring for other states to start drilling offshore?  One of Louisiana’s only sources of income is offshore oil drilling, and if the big oil companies that currently have outposts scattered across South Louisiana were to leave for Florida, Alaska, etc. then the last remaining jobs really would be gone and Louisiana would be even more of a third world level backwater than it already is.

If Jindal were smart, wouldn’t he be against the ANWR and other offshore drilling outside the Gulf for reasons of local protectionism?

Comment #3: The Opoponax  on  07/01  at  12:56 PM

Eww ... sheeple.  Can we please, please retire this word?  It just reeks of the sophomoric ‘anarchist’ pamphlets I keep getting handed at school.

Comment #4: JoeBlu  on  07/01  at  01:29 PM

If Jindal were smart, wouldn’t he be against the ANWR and other offshore drilling outside the Gulf for reasons of local protectionism?

The Opoponax

You’re assuming that he is smart.  I recall he has a degree in biology, yet believes that superstitious nonsense be taught right beside science.  He lives in the 21st Century, yet performs exorcisms.  Jindal is just a useful fool who’s allowed others to fill his head with visions of sugarplums and the padded “rumpus room” in the sub-basement of the Naval Observatory.

Comment #5: The Wanderer  on  07/01  at  02:09 PM

Opoponax, is it possible to be Republican these days and be against ANWR? I think they revoke your membership for that…

Comment #6: Faye  on  07/01  at  02:26 PM

Bill, you’re in the wrong house again!

Comment #7: Bitter Scribe  on  07/01  at  02:56 PM

it would take 10 years for the oil to hit the market

The proposed impact on the market is just a convenient excuse—the real reason the Republicans want to drill ANWR is aesthetic.

Comment #8: rea  on  07/01  at  03:04 PM

I reckon Kristol is angling for VP himself. Sure, he has no experience doing anything, and he’s never been right about anything, but his ideology is RIGHT ON.

Comment #9: pepito  on  07/01  at  03:20 PM

Do the people of Alaska want more oil pumped?  Wouldn’t they rather keep their huge profits on what they are cranking out, just like the Saudis refuse to increase production because their goose has a finite number of golden eggs?

And with fewer people in Alaska than required to merit even a single rep (were it not a state) I don’t think she would pull any many of the kinds of votes that McCain needs anyway.

Comment #10: Ms Kate  on  07/01  at  03:31 PM

Ms Kate, I don’t think it’s the numbers of Alaskans so much as it’s “proof” that McCain is okay for The Base to vote for by “proving” his wingnut bona fides.

On the PUMA thread we’re discussing how the fight between Obama and Clinton has caused rifts - in RepublicanLand, stuff was said about McCain (before he had it locked up) that is REALLY serious.  There is a lot of “healing” (or something) that needs to be done if they have a shot in November.

OTOH, there’s part of me thinks the Rethugs might want to lose this year…

Comment #11: MikeEss  on  07/01  at  03:54 PM

Jindal is in the pocket of Big Oil.  Louisiana is home to many large oil refineries that would presumably be processing some of that ANWR oil, or at least the companies that own those refineries would do so in other locations.  In practice, most of the ANWR oil would probably wind up going to China and India and other rapidly-industrializing nations.  That’s the secret that must never ever be shared with the American public as they discuss whether to pillage one of the last pristine wildernesses on the planet.

Comment #12: liberalrob  on  07/01  at  03:59 PM

The price of oil has nothing to do with the supply. We have plenty of supply (for now). Since the housing market crashed, and the dollar is in the toilet, traders have moved over to oil. OPEC has complained loudly and often about this, but the MSM continues to insist it’s all those damn dirty Arab’s fault.

Guess what’ll happen when they start betting on water.

Comment #13: banisteriopsis  on  07/01  at  04:32 PM

Jindal is in the pocket of Big Oil.

It’s not really that simple.  Jindal is in the pocket of big oil insofar as the entire state of Louisiana is.  If the oil companies pull some of their resources out of Louisiana and put them into Alaska (for example), Louisiana’s economy goes even further down the tubes.  If this happens on Jindal’s watch, he looks bad (and my suspicion is that Jindal is similarly vulnerable to the kind of scapegoating Blanco got).  So while he has to be a surrogate of sorts, for Big Oil, he also has to keep state interests in mind.  Or, at least, that has been one of the key roles that past governors have had to play. 

The extent to which he doesn’t appear to realize that proves what a horrible choice he would be for any executive branch position at the federal level.

Comment #15: The Opoponax  on  07/01  at  08:28 PM

all this talk about oil spills and destroyed oil platforms is just a lot of pop sociology going around. . .  there really is no evidence to support it.

Comment #16: Alex  on  07/01  at  09:09 PM

Opopoax -

If this happens on Jindal’s watch, he looks bad

Ah, but there’s the rub.  The “investment” in ANWR would take a decade or more to play out.  So the “hit” to Louisiana’s economy wouldn’t occur on Jindal’s watch - it would be whatever schmuck happens to be holding the hot potato when the hammer falls who will take the blame.  Bog-standard shortsighted political thinking these days - Jindal will be somewhere far more lucrative than the LA governor’s mansion by the time Lousianans realize they’ve been had.

Meanwhile, beating the drum for drilling in ANWR (and really offshore drilling as well) serves two purposes.  First it fulfills the requirement that all Republicans must grovel before the oilmen in their party.  That’s been true for a long, long time (Ike warned about “Texas oilmen” who were gaining too much power over the party back in the 50s).  Not toeing the line on drilling in ANWR is enough to get you snubbed at the best fundraisers and cocktail parties.  Second, it’s become a part of Republican “identity politics” to do whatever pisses off “environmentalists” (or at least the caricature of “environmentalists” that they carry around in their psyches).  So if “environmentalists” don’t like drilling in ANWR then by-golly to be a good Republican you must be FOR it.  No matter how nonsensical it is as policy or how it may run opposed to your own self interest.

Comment #17: NonyNony  on  07/01  at  11:48 PM
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