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Limbaugh squashes competition in the “say the wingnuttiest thing about Michael Jackson” department

It’s tempting to dismiss this audio clip of Rush Limbaugh saying that Michael Jackson “flourished under Reagan,” “languished under Clinton and Bush,” and “died under Obama” as the irrelevant rantings of a drug-addled mad man.  He does claim, after all, that Jackson was an individual and not part of a group, completely ignoring the fact that Jackson built his name up as the star attraction of the Jackson 5.  But I would remind anyone who feels the tug of the temptation to remind yourself that this man is de facto head of the Republican party, and adjust your alarm accordingly. 

No, what we’re seeing here is the Cult of Reagan moving into the actual deification phase.  Reagan is more than a former President, more than a beloved statesman, but now a god with magical powers.  He’s apparently the god of individualism and initiative, because Limbaugh’s statement is that Jackson’s very weirdness made him an individual, which is why their god smiled upon him and granted him 7 hit singles off one album and a whole pile of money.  Knowing the way Limbaugh and his audience think, this statement has racial undertones, too.  It’s been a long-standing right wing argument that black poverty is caused by “dependence” on the “nanny state” and a lack of initiative, so there’s not just a little hint here that Limbaugh is suggesting that “true” Republicans not only break welfare dependency, they hand out hit records as rewards for showing the proper spark of initiative. But I’m just guessing.  It’s possible that, for once, Limbaugh wasn’t stewing in his own racist obsessions and just popped this one off strictly as a form of Reagan deification.

As someone who actually remembers the 80s better than Limbaugh apparently does, even though I was a child, I have to point out that Jackson was not actually weird in the 80s.  He probably felt a little weird to some people, because contrary to Limbaugh’s assertions, Reagan voters were inspired by conformist attitudes and a desire to return to a fantasy version of the 50s. From that perspective, pretty much all pop stars inspired a “kids these days get off my lawn” attitude, even amongst some of the younger Republican set.  But I don’t really see how the iconic Jackson fashions like the red jacket or the single glove were particularly weird (and what about his other favored 80s get-up—-the jacket and tie?) were weirder than cardigans over T-shirts (Kurt Cobain’s thing) and the hat craze of the 90s.  In fact, it all makes a lot more sense than the hat craze.*  Jackson’s career actually slipped the weirder and more disconnected from reality he got.

But when you’re deifying a President and granting him superhuman powers, I guess minor factual errors like this are small compared to the major factual error—-the Reagan had superhuman individualism powers!—-that you’re touting.

*Sorry, we caught part of “Singles” on TV yesterday, and looking at early 90s fashion will make you long for the 80s, at least the early to mid 80s.

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 09:44 AM • (37) Comments

I honestly don’t think Rush is smart enough for the subtle racial undertones you’re attributing to him.  When he goes racist, it’s pretty damn blatant.

But yes, Reagan DID have magical superpowers.  After all, forget what the facts say, under Reagan we actually returned to the 50’s that never were.  Remember, it’s now been as long since Reagan as Reagan was from the 50’s.  Time to build up those “times that never were” again.

Comment #1: Siobhan  on  07/02  at  10:39 AM

I didn’t listen to the clip because his voice makes me vomit. But does he mention the fact that Jackson died at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center? Does that fact make the former president responsible for the pop icons death?

Comment #2: DC Fem  on  07/02  at  10:56 AM

Ronaldus Magnus!?!?

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

Is he trying to evoke Gnaeus Pompeius or Eric Lehnsherr?

Comment #3: Sarcastro  on  07/02  at  10:58 AM

Jackson had his weird moments in the 80’s, though mostly they came post-Thriller. The hyperbaric chamber, taking his pet chimp to the Grammys, the earliest plastic surgeries, and Neverland. And his weirdly falsetto voice tended to unnerve many people, especially teen boys (of which I was one).

Comment #4: histro-geek  on  07/02  at  11:13 AM

It’s tempting to dismiss this audio clip of Rush Limbaugh saying that Michael Jackson “flourished under Reagan,” “languished under Clinton and Bush,” and “died under Obama” as the irrelevant rantings of a drug-addled mad man.  He does claim, after all, that Jackson was an individual and not part of a group, completely ignoring the fact that Jackson built his name up as the star attraction of the Jackson 5.

And yet the Jackson 5 peaked during the Nixon Administration!!!

Rush Limbaugh is onto something I tell you.

I’m not going to Google this.  It’s too good a fact to ruin with research.

Comment #5: ummeli  on  07/02  at  11:20 AM

I had to watch that Morning in America thing twice before I saw an actual African-American.  I wonder how she got in there?  There certainly weren’t any blacks (excuse me, darkies) in America in the 1950s.

Comment #6: ummeli  on  07/02  at  11:26 AM

Actually I turned 20 in 1985 and remember the eighties very well (although admittedly, college was a blur). Michael Jackson was weird in the eighties, but cool weird; think David Bowie. It wasn’t unitl 87 or 88 that he started getting noticably wacky-weird. I remember making the point to a friend that M.J. was in danger of alienating his fans if he kept on this path. Obviously I was wrong. His fans devotion to his early work was enough to overcome is long crazy decline (sorta like my feeling towards Woody Allen, I suppose).

So, it was a two terms of Reagan that drove Jacko nuts, by Rush’s logic.

Comment #7: fastandsloppy  on  07/02  at  11:29 AM

Aww, I didn’t think the early 90’s were THAT bad.  I remember being outraged when Singles originally came out in theaters and thinking “but none of MY friends ever dress like those idiots!”  But it was a fun game to try and figure out where they were filming (“Ooh, they closed down the OK Hotel!  Ahh, the camera crew is on Broadway!”). 

Then again, I only have a few snapshots and hazy memories to prove that we didn’t look like idiots, and some of those old photos . . . don’t exactly hold up so well.

Comment #8: Dr. Locrian  on  07/02  at  11:31 AM

As it spins farther and farther away from reality, the Republican narrative has gotten baroque and existential. “I could not deny my hot, hot passionate nature when I met my Brazilian lover.” “Under Republicans, the impossible pressure of conformity to hetero gender roles and Christian mores made sex super-hot.”

So; we need rigid conformity not because it’s inherently good, but because it screws us all up in a really tortured but cool way and makes our love lives more interesting and juices up our creativity? It’s like the whole country is their BDSM dungeon, and they don’t believe in safewords.

Comment #9: emjaybee  on  07/02  at  12:00 PM

Anyone notice that Rush is just one paper cup away from looking like a homeless person?

Comment #10: Hector B.  on  07/02  at  12:04 PM

Projection much?  I mean, it is much easier to not deal with your oxycontin habit and pubescent girl predilections expressed via sex tourism if you can simply blame your personal life fortunes on the administration in power rather than, you know, your own self control issues and inner demons? 

As the church lady sez: How convenient!

Comment #11: Ms Kate  on  07/02  at  12:06 PM

Meanwhile, Stephen J Gould’s cat keeps getting more ornery as Haley’s Comet retreats.

Comment #12: Ms Kate  on  07/02  at  12:10 PM

I was a teenager in the 80s—and MJ was definitely weird, and creepy weird at that. With his one glove, his Peter Pan sexuality, his chimp and the skating rink for his chimp.

Cool weird was Prince.

Comment #13: wapsie  on  07/02  at  12:10 PM

I guess this is proof that with enough KY jelly you can shoehorn just about anything into your preordained worldview!

Comment #14: Ms Kate  on  07/02  at  12:13 PM

*Applauds Sacastro for throwing in the X-Men reference*

Comment #15: KMac  on  07/02  at  12:49 PM

After Michael Jackson was taken away by amublance, one of the news reports mentioned that the caravan of fans that followed him around the world had moved over to the hospital. My first thought was: “What? There are people who spend their time following Michael Jackson from place to place, paid with nothing more than the occasional glimpse of the celebrity they worship? What kind of people have such empty, dull lives?”

Rush has provided an answer, vis-a-vis St Ronnie. The man understands his audience, and if the peasants want an immortal god-emperor to worship, he’s gonna give them one (as long as he’s the high priest, of course).

Comment #16: Gracchus.  on  07/02  at  01:05 PM

Reagan is more than a former President, more than a beloved statesman, but now a god with magical powers.

Didn’t the Romans do this also?
How long before they start deifying their candidates as soon as they take office?

Just curious so I can expand my black wardrobe and eyeliner for the inevitable goth invasion and conquest.

Comment #17: cynickal  on  07/02  at  01:24 PM

I don’t think Limbaugh is being serious here - just talking out of his ass (as is his “God-loaned” talent) to fill airtime.

Comment #18: CHV  on  07/02  at  01:40 PM

Nah, Rush has a talent for picking up the vibes of conservative wishful thinking (and wishful hating) and saying it. In that aspect he is nearly a genius.

Amanda hit the nail on the head. Here comes “St. Ronnie” worship, and as Siophan says, the substitution of the “perfect 50’s” for the “perfect 80’s (under Reagan)” on right wing mythology.

The funny part of it is that if Rush wants to say MJ was “anointed by St. Ronnie” then you have to see MJ’s life AFTER Reagan as part of the story nad see that all that Reagan did for MJ - and US - was a temporary richness that devolved into a very tortured sexually repressed bankrupt sick mess 30 years later. Sounds about right to me, about all Reagan’s policy achievements…

But consistency and following a line of thought till the end is not what conservatives do, so expect them to dutifully repeat the “Reagan was good for MJ” meme, totally oblivious to what it really says. And me ROFLing every time they say it.

Comment #19: lostmypassword  on  07/02  at  02:02 PM

So MJ was most successful in the 80s, languished afterward, and just died.

It’s a conspiracy, I tells ya!!

Comment #20: Joshua  on  07/02  at  02:06 PM

You know another time when people worshipped reclusive, glamorous megastars? The 30s. Because when your actual life is crap with serious stormclouds on the horizon, it’s fun to escape into a fantasy world and identify with people who seem to live effortless, storybook lives. Once we didn’t have ol’ “The bombing starts in five minutes” in office, Michael Jackson wasn’t so necessary…

Comment #21: paul  on  07/02  at  02:12 PM

*joins KMac in applauding Sarcastro*

although, I would like to point out that it’s actually Erik, not Eric
/endgeekrant

Comment #22: The Gray Train  on  07/02  at  02:15 PM

Ah, yes, the Reagan era. It bears noting that many other musical artists thrived during the Reagan years. Flock of Seagulls. Culture Club with Boy George. Frankie Goes to Hollywood. George Michael and Wham! Men in makeup and lots of gayness? Totally Reagan’s influence there. Hip hop got started before the Reagan era, but its commercial success really kicked in thanks to Reagan’s support.

Comment #23: Orange  on  07/02  at  02:20 PM

Cynickal, darling! The goth invasion has been going on for quite some time! Let’s get you in some fishnets and eyeliner. Tonight’s our club night!

And Limbaugh is NOT invited. lol

Comment #24: Creepy Doll  on  07/02  at  02:46 PM

Is he trying to evoke Gnaeus Pompeius or Eric Lehnsherr?

Erik Lehnsherr totally pwns Ronald Reagan. Though, admittedly, a guy who takes the name “Magnus” and runs around calling himself the “Master of Magnetism” maybe doesn’t have the best taste in names.

Fun fact: in the comics, Mystique impersonated Ronald Reagan while trying to get a job for the government as a bounty hunter in which her first assignment was actually to capture Magneto and bring him to justice. Ah, the 80’s!

Comment #25: Alara J Rogers  on  07/02  at  02:46 PM

So the Reagan ‘80s were a hotbed of individualism, where Reagan encouraged everyone to let their freak flag fly?

Yup; he’s really lost it this time.

Psst - no one tell Rush about John Roberts’s letter schoolmarming Reagan about the very idea of (ohmygod) sending A LETTER to Michael Jackson.

And no one bring up James Watt and the Beach Boys, OK?

Comment #26: RickMassimo  on  07/02  at  02:54 PM

Apparently, nobody told Rush that the real Reagan voters (the dying breed who actually voted for him, as opposed to those who just genuflect to his name) were scared shitless of Michael Jackson, even the red jacket wearing, normal looking Jackson of “Thriller” fame.  I remember one balding, paunchy school lecturer who told us we must never, ever listen to “Beat It”, because “It’s a hymn to masturbation!  Just look at the way they’re dancing in the video!  And that one white glove—you know what THAT means!”

We all nodded solemnly, of course, while we were thinking “Michael Jackson freaks out the old squares?  He’s so COOL!”

Comment #27: Blue Jean  on  07/02  at  03:08 PM

Cool weird was Prince

MJ’s coolness factor evaporated quickly the more eccentric he got.  I remember being surprised that Bad was such a big seller since by 1987 MJ was widely regarded as a freak by the media and the mainstream public.  But then I guess people still respected his considerable talents and it was a decent album.

Comment #28: DonnaDiva  on  07/02  at  03:21 PM

I remember one balding, paunchy school lecturer who told us we must never, ever listen to “Beat It”, because “It’s a hymn to masturbation!

So MJ was telling youths to masturbate instead of getting involved in gangland fights?  That’s a pretty positive message, actually.

Comment #29: keshmeshi  on  07/02  at  03:39 PM

I was young in Michael Jackson’s heyday…so correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t it the republicans who DIDN’T like Michael Jackson in the 80s because of the whole crotch grabbing, effeminate, high voice, eyeliner wearing, beat it lyricing, little boy wearing (remember Emanuel Lewis?) crotch grabbing (Yes, I know I said that twice) thing?

I mean, I know he visited the Reagans once, but then they also thought Springsteen’s “Born in the USA” was a patriotic song, so I wouldn’t exactly count that as a Jackson endorsement.

Comment #30: Lexie  on  07/02  at  04:13 PM

cardigans over T-shirts were what we in the northwet wore when we were dressing up.  Cobain was just doing what his mom wanted.

Comment #31: Crissa  on  07/02  at  07:45 PM

northwet

Freudian typo?

And, yeah, what is odd about a cardigan and a t-shirt?  That’s for church.  Flannel shirt is for outdoors work.

Comment #32: Ms Kate  on  07/02  at  10:41 PM

So MJ was telling youths to masturbate instead of getting involved in gangland fights?  That’s a pretty positive message, actually.

Well, yeah, to sane people.  But we’re talking a wingnut fundie here, so the horror was reserved for !!non-procreative sex!!!  With a bunch of other guys!!!  Of different races, even!!!  ZMOG!!!

To a fundie like that, a gang war is a wholesome activity, as long as it’s limited to the “wrong people” killing each other.

Comment #33: Blue Jean  on  07/02  at  11:35 PM

Furthering “Michael was weird in the ‘80s”:  I couldn’t find the actual strips, but here’s the description of a run in Bloom County from 1985:

The Jacksons tour Bloom County, and Opus is sent to ask Michael Jackson for a political endorsement. After visiting Jackson’s Disneyland-like “magic kingdom”, Opus convinces Jackson to escape his fantasy-land for an afternoon, and teaches him baseball. Jackson, in turn, has Opus switch places with him, a-la “Prince and the Pauper”. (p91, 17 strips)

I read this to mean that stuff about Neverland ranch was already percolating in the popular consciousness at that point.  I also seem to recall MJ having elves for bodyguards in that strip (perhaps the ones previously fired by Reagan).  Anyway, Jackson was definitely portrayed as “not normal”.

I honestly don’t ever remember Michael Jackson as cool, but the first album of his that I was aware of at its debut was Thriller, and by that time he was already “Michael Jackson, ginormous pop star”.  It’s interesting:  Back in the summer of 1983 there were three songs that battled for Number 1 status, and I rooted hard for Every Breath You Take over Billie Jean I think in part because of the marketing inevitability that was Michael Jackson (and my instant dislike of inanity at the time, no matter how catchy the song.  At least the Police were about something, man!), but neither song turned out to have the timelessness of the third:  Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This).

Comment #34: NY Expat  on  07/03  at  12:23 AM

I guess I’m a little outta touch lately, I thot Limbaugh had been throughly marginalized into irrelivence. Does anyone with a modicum of sanity even bother listnin to him?

Comment #35: AVSN  on  07/04  at  07:38 PM
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