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McCain: Ready To Concede

imageIt’s got to be hard to be John McCain.  Your opponent raises as much in one month as you do in three.  You’ve managed to take the single constant partisan issue advantage you have, national security, and squander it away because of an ill-conceived war.  You appear to know less about your platform than Michelle Malkin does about controlling her facial expressions.  You can look forward to depending on the RNC, a well-funded but largely clueless organization with several dozen races to lose, for a significant portion of your crunch-time support. 

And now, you’re probably going to have to choose a VP whom your base either regards as a cultist or who is, in fact, batshit crazy and an even worse version of every bad thing Barack Obama is supposed to embody. 

McCain’s camp is saying they won’t choose this week which, looking at the calendar leaves…next week.  Obama’s almost certain to announce on or near his birthday (Monday, August 4th), given that, at the very least, they’ll need time to print out the Obama/[Blank] merchandise.  (I’m still pushing for Obama/Barkley.)  If McCain waits until after, they leave a couple of days in a shortened week for their announcement to duel with Obama’s,  And I guarantee you Obama’s pick will be less controversial than McCain’s, short of choosing City Councilman Lourdes O’Butsecks (D-LA).

No More Mister Nice Blog says it’s Jindal, which really does answer the question of what would happen if John McCain were a Democratic plant in the Republican Party.

The Jed Report calls it an act of desperation, which I think is a misread of the situation.  McCain only has two chunks of time to announce - the two weeks prior to the Olympics and the Democratic convention.  It’s not so much that he’s got to do something now to take the focus off of Obama, it’s that Obama knows that McCain’s got to do something now and smartly decided to put the focus on himself.

Whiskey Fire confirms, yet again, that K. Lo. is the least qualified person who has ever managed to put a subject and verb together to form what is, at its most theoretical level, a sentence.

Redstate says it’s Romney, which really does answer the question of what would happen if Dan Quayle was Reggie rather than Jughead.  Hugh Hewitt has started off the internet tradition (of which I am aware) of writing ploddingly predictable speeches for an event over which he has no control.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 07:16 AM • (42) Comments

Why6 would Mr McCain announce his choice before Mr Obama does?  The Republican National Convention occurs after the Democrats’, so Mr McCain has the potential advantage of waiting to see who will be running with Mr Obama.  If Mr Obama chooses a white male running mate, Mr McCain might wish to choose someone like Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, to try to pick up some of the supporters of Hillary Clinton who are still mad about the primary results.

Governor Jindal doesn’t help Mr McCain.  With Mr Obama the Democratic nominee, Mr Jindal isn’t going to bring the GOP any more votes from blacks than Mr McCain would receive without him on the ticket, and Mr Jindal simply doesn’t have that much time in office.

The Philadelphia Inquirer had a chart a few weeks ago, which noted that John Edwards in 2004 was the runningmate on whom we got the most advance notice, and that was just twenty days.  In most cases, we received less than a week’s advance notification, and several running mates, from both parties, were not announced until the conventions themselves.

Comment #1: Dana  on  07/22  at  09:23 AM

Being able to chose AFTER Obama choses his VP gives away one of the biggest advantages the incumbent party has in an open election year—being able to pick a VP already knowing (and being able to counter) the advantages your opponents VP brings to the table.

You think a former navy officer would understand strategy a lot better.

And can I just say, please please PLEASE let it be Fauxbama he choses? Pretty please? I’d love to knock off both McCain and the right wing golden boy in one stroke this year.

Comment #2: Ben D.  on  07/22  at  09:25 AM

Jindal could be bad news, because he might create more enthusiasm amongst many of the Religious Right (I know my own father would be enthusiastic about his vile opinions and proud anti-knowledge dumbshittery).  Turnout of the base is still crucial.  And it’s not like the MSM will flog the “performed an exorcism in contravention of his own church’s requirements” angle, or call him out about being stupid or a liar about Katrina oil spills.

OTOH, when the Republican Party and its fanclub seem to have already decided to run against “scary colored guy with a foreign background,” there could be a little bit of difficulty with Jindal.

Comment #3: mds  on  07/22  at  09:35 AM

“OTOH, when the Republican Party and its fanclub seem to have already decided to run against “scary colored guy with a foreign background,” there could be a little bit of difficulty with Jindal.”

I hear his real first name is PIYUSH!

Make of that what you will.

Comment #4: Ben D.  on  07/22  at  09:36 AM

THis is what I said last night in a conversation with a friend about recent developments indicating Jindal:

“Ohmigod.  My face doesn’t even know what expression to make.”

Seriously, I’m both horrified and amused.  On the one hand, Jindal would make McCain completely unelectable.  He WILL lose now.  Which is obviously good.  On the other hand, I think the possibility of an eventual Jindal presidency would be the straw that broke the camel’s back.  He’d be, like, the Caligula to Bush’s Nero.  (and yeah, I know Caligula came before Nero, but bear with me here).

Comment #5: The Opoponax  on  07/22  at  09:37 AM

Mitt Romney is cool! I was worried McCain would choose to warm over Cheney, or something! A mormon is a total relief by comparison. :0

Comment #6: Foucault  on  07/22  at  09:41 AM

eah, I know Caligula came before Nero, but bear with me here

S’alright, Opopo.  If Jindal is president, all that book larnin’ about ferigners won’t matter much anyhow.  In fact, larnin’ at all, much less about FERIGNERS,  iz gonna be anti-MERKIN!

Comment #7: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  07/22  at  09:44 AM

Oooh!  I like it!  Cheney can “serve” again!  It’s a way to get around the 22nd Amendment—President Darth Cheney 4 EVAH!

He can spend half his time bombing Arabs and half burning the shredded hard disks of evidence.

Comment #8: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  07/22  at  09:47 AM

create more enthusiasm amongst many of the Religious Right… Turnout of the base is still crucial.

Jindal is Catholic.

In other words, almost as bad as that cult member Romney.

Jindal’s Catholicism works for him Teh Base in Louisiana, because most of them are Catholic themselves.  But take him to Mississippi, Alabama, Tennessee, or god forbid the big evangelical strongholds like Colorado Springs and Wheaton, and he’ll be every bit as dangerously heathen as he would have been as Piyush the Hindu.  Possiibly moreso, because he’s obviously heard Teh Werd Uv Teh Lawd and picked the wrong fanclub.  A Hindu is someone to be pitied and possibly converted.  A Catholic is the enemy.

Comment #9: The Opoponax  on  07/22  at  09:56 AM

”(I’m still pushing for Obama/Barkley.)”

Sir Charles?  What would be awesome!...

Comment #10: MikeEss  on  07/22  at  10:17 AM

I’m still holding out for everyones favorite (only) Jewish Republican in the House—Eric Cantor.

Would a really far right Jewish guy be acceptable to the base? It’d be interesting to watch.

Comment #11: Ben D.  on  07/22  at  10:20 AM

I’m still pushing for Obama/Barkley

You and MikeEss are splitters.  It’s Obama/Wade in ‘08—because Dwayne puts Florida back in our column, offsetting the powerful Grandpa Simpson vote down there.

Comment #12: Michael Bérubé  on  07/22  at  10:28 AM

No, it’ll be John Thune, SD’s empty suit junior senator.
Photogenic, young-ish, wingnut rubber-stamp, fundie, early McCain supporter.
Think a smarter and more abrasive Dan Quayle.

Comment #13: FdrRfkJre  on  07/22  at  10:32 AM

Sir Charles? 

Alben

Well, it worked for Truman . . .

As for McCain—surely he won’t pick Jindal, what with the “anti scarey brown people” crowd being his primary support right now

Comment #14: rea  on  07/22  at  10:33 AM

Pick Willard! Spend the inheritance!!

Comment #15: MAJeff, the God of Biscuits  on  07/22  at  10:34 AM

Jindal won’t get the VP nod, he’ll get the convention keynote.

Although, if he was on the ticket, would he get to resign his seat?  Pretty-please?  Can Mitch Landrieu be my governor yet?

Comment #16: alli  on  07/22  at  10:57 AM

I read it much the same way Jed did, although I think it’s an attempt by McCain to regain control of the news cycle. He’s had a rough week or two, what with the fundraising beatdown Obama gave him, and the Maliki comments. But I don’t have a clue who it will be.

Comment #17: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/22  at  11:06 AM

The RNC has one race to lose this year, and that is the presidential race. All of that extra money will go to the presidential election just like it always does in presidential election years. McCain and the RNC had $95 million in the bank at the beginning of July compared to Obama and the DNC’s $72 million. That is the real state of the presidential funding race. Obama needs those small donors, and the DNC needs its democracy bond holders.

Comment #18: Jim RL  on  07/22  at  11:09 AM

McCain had to do something this week to get some press in his direction but the timing isn’t right for the actual selection so his campaign is probably trying to ride the rumor. He’s scheduled to meet with Jindal, which will draw attention because of the V.P. selection rumor and the fact that Jindal is insane in the “We the jury find the defendant…” sense of the word. Romney (and Cindy McCain) are out of the country currently so I doubt the announcement would be made this week. Hopefully Crist is a serious contender or his engagement of convenience is going to be for naught.

Comment #19: Brandy  on  07/22  at  12:04 PM

The RNC has one race to lose this year, and that is the presidential race. All of that extra money will go to the presidential election just like it always does in presidential election years.

Just out of curiosity, is the RNC going to need to help out the NRCC?  They’re missing at least $1 million thanks to their light-fingered treasurer and one can’t help wondering what other funds have wandered off.

Comment #20: Mnemosyne  on  07/22  at  12:13 PM

someone like Governor Sarah Palin of Alaska, to try to pick up some of the supporters of Hillary Clinton

I’m sorry, what do Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton have in common? Because it sure as hell ain’t policy.

Comment #21: pepito  on  07/22  at  12:20 PM

The helpful thing about Jindal is that is gives cover to some of the rabid anti-foreigner sentiment—by letting Republicans say, See, I’m not opposed to all furriners, just LIBERAL furriners (insert famous Chris Rock routine that ignorant white people enjoy).

Along the lines of Mondale/Ferraro, McCain might want to shake things up so at least if he goes down, he goes down making some small amount of history.  Appropriately enough, it’s kind of a Hail Mary.

Comment #22: FlipYrWhig  on  07/22  at  12:28 PM

Jindal won’t get the VP nod, he’ll get the convention keynote.

Although, if he was on the ticket, would he get to resign his seat?  Pretty-please?  Can Mitch Landrieu be my governor yet?


Unfortunately, it really is a win-win for Jindal. Get the VP nod and win…woohoo VP Jindal. Lose…still governor of Looziana. As much as I wish he weren’t our governor, no way do I want to unleash him on the nation.

craptastic. I think he’ll get the convention keynote as well, setting him up for a 2012 run.

Comment #23: agfmama  on  07/22  at  12:34 PM

Jindal is Catholic.

In other words, almost as bad as that cult member Romney.

Er, except that he’s an extreme far-right Catholic who rejects the Church’s view of evolution, rejects Church law on exorcisms, rejects the whole “aid the poor” thing, rejects peacemaking, and otherwise acts like a fundamentalist evangelical.  In fact, Jindal would probably be a fundamentalist Baptist, except that it served his lust for temporal power in Louisiana better to become a Catholic.  “Rogue” Catholics who defy mainstream American Catholicism are a special case to the fundies.  Hell, even Hagee would probaby make an exception for Jindal, as long as he paid lip service to deranged bloodthirsty interpretations of Biblical prophecy.  Which I’m sure he’d be glad to do.

Again, I use my fundamentalist father as a touchstone, and he is willing to work with Catholics, as long as they are also misogynist warmongers hungry for theocracy who shriek about Islamofascists.  The enemy of the entire Enlightenment is my friend.

Comment #24: mds  on  07/22  at  01:06 PM

setting him up for a 2012 run

Oh, god do I hope so..

Because, just like a McCain/Jindal ticket = President Obama, Obama the incumbent vs. Governor Exorcist would also be a walk in the park.  It also gives us another 4 years to dig up more dirt on Jindal, and him being from Louisiana, you know it’s there.

Comment #25: The Opoponax  on  07/22  at  01:21 PM

and him being from Louisiana, you know it’s there.

Well, we did elect Edwin Edwards four times.

Comment #26: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/22  at  01:31 PM

Jindal himself isn’t corrupt, just a bit weird. They put him at the top to “perfume” the ticket, kind of like the Daley machine backing Adlai Stevenson.

Comment #27: Ben D.  on  07/22  at  01:31 PM

BTW, not saying that Jindal is anything like Stevenson, hes nowhere NEAR that bright.

Comment #28: Ben D.  on  07/22  at  01:33 PM

Jindal himself isn’t corrupt, just a bit weird.

*The Cajun falls to the floor, laughing maniacally*

No, trust me.  He’s a Louisiana politician.  There’s dirt.  It can take one of 3 forms:

1.  Open political stances which are so extreme as to render him unelectable.

2.  Corruption.

3.  Extreme weirdness.  Prostitutes changing his adult diaper levels of weirdness. 

At least 2 out of three are heavily likely, if one digs deep enough.  Because it’s hard to be elected to office in Louisiana if you’re not at least a criminally corrupt fascist, and most of them are also terminally weird.  This is slightly mitigated if you’re from a big political family with a long history of plenty of all 3, but Jindal isn’t.

Comment #29: The Opoponax  on  07/22  at  01:43 PM

The Opoponax—

I’ll put my money that theres something behind door number three in the case of Jindal. The exorcism rises to that level in my mind, but then again my state has had pretty clean politics since the Harry F. Byrd machine mercifully died. You’re probably more immune.

Comment #30: Ben D.  on  07/22  at  02:06 PM

McCain is in sad shape.  Bobby “Anchor Baby” Jindal won’t bring in any new voters and may really piss off the racist/anti-immigration wingnuts.  Sarah “Quiverful” Palin might be under investigation for getting her former brother-in-law fired from a state job.  Also she is rabidly anti-choice, so I don’t think she’s a good choice if McCain thinks he’s going to get disgruntled Hillary voters.

Comment #31: CParis  on  07/22  at  02:06 PM

Mnemosyne , the NRCC may be pretty inept at raising money, but it can cover a million dollar loss. Our leads in the respective senate and house committees is great, but it won’t have any significant affect on the presidential race.

Comment #32: Jim RL  on  07/22  at  02:21 PM

Also she is rabidly anti-choice, so I don’t think she’s a good choice if McCain thinks he’s going to get disgruntled Hillary voters.

There aren’t a huge number of disgruntled Clinton voters to get, at least not according to the polls, and while the loudest are proclaiming they’ll go for McCain, a lot of the commenters I read who are dissatisfied with Obama say they’ll vote Green, with McKinney at the top of the ticket. Besides, McCain has more of a problem with the Christian base than he does with independent voters, so a rabidly anti-choice partner might be a good move for him.

Comment #33: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/22  at  02:31 PM

I expected something funnier from K. Lo. This doesn’t seem that dumb. The press does love McCain, and they carried a lot of water for him in the 2000 campaign. But even then, Bush seemed to win over the empty-headed birds pretty easily after the nomination (Look! Shiny!) And now they sometimes report it when McCain lets the mask slip. Part of this, I hope, comes from a vestigial sense of shame, or at least a sense of betrayal by Bush and his bosom buddy McCain. But part of it does in fact reflect a liking for Obama. It hasn’t happened to Democrats for forty to fifty years, but they had to land on the right place eventually.

Comment #34: hf  on  07/22  at  03:31 PM

The press initially liked Bill Clinton, at least after he secured the nomination—the Bush Sr. supermarket scanner story was probably the most famous episode.  Clinton was vaguely countercultural, and the Woodward/Bernstein wannabes liked that.  (Broder and Sally Quinn were a different segment of the media, representing patrician values.)  But the fondness for Bill went sour tout de suite.

Comment #35: FlipYrWhig  on  07/22  at  03:42 PM

I’m still pushing for Obama/Barkley

<em>You and MikeEss are splitters.  It’s Obama/Wade in ‘08

You both fail.

Comment #36: scythia  on  07/22  at  03:57 PM

Hmm, New York Times reporter Gerth started Whitewater in January 1992.

Comment #37: hf  on  07/22  at  04:14 PM

Oh, yeah, there were scandals and faux scandals aplenty—but as I recall the general election coverage, the press swung towards Clinton away from G.H.W. Bush, basically on the “cool guy” and/or “like us” standards, which in varying proportions have helped both McCain (definitely in 2000 with aftershocks still today), Bush Jr., and Obama, and seriously harmed Gore and Kerry (and Hillary Clinton). 

I can’t remember the Ford, Carter, Reagan sequence for comparison.

Comment #38: FlipYrWhig  on  07/22  at  04:30 PM

(And it’s not like the media hasn’t played up controversies that hurt Obama, all the while maintaining a baseline level of liking him.  I’d characterize the Clinton ‘92 campaign similarly.)

Comment #39: FlipYrWhig  on  07/22  at  04:31 PM

I doubt Jindal will be picked veep. He turns out to be a total southern wacko. the GOP will lost entire midwest and southwest if they do. (the so called moderate GOP)

on top of that nobody can replace Jindal in LA right now. He is doing OK in the south.

I don’t know. I just can’t see Jindal chosen as veep.

What McCain need is somebody who is seen as capable obedient operator to complement his ‘out of touch/too old to keep up” image.

Comment #40: Yuri  on  07/22  at  09:42 PM

Which is obviously good.  On the other hand, I think the possibility of an eventual Jindal presidency would be the straw that broke the camel’s back.  He’d be, like, the Caligula to Bush’s Nero.  (and yeah, I know Caligula came before Nero, but bear with me here).
The Opoponax on 07/22 at 08:37 AM

I seriously can’t see Jindal become anything big right now. The GOP name brand is so damaged anywhere but deep south, he better cultivate power base in the south.

He might be somebody after 2016. But right now, by way of “artificially boosting young player” gambit. he won’t go anywhere. (too colored, too wingnut, too young, no root/powerbase)

Comment #41: Yuri  on  07/22  at  09:45 PM

That choosing Jindal would be a phenomally stupid decision does not preclude the possibility of it happening.  This is the McCain campaign.

Comment #42: RobW  on  07/24  at  04:40 AM
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