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Message: I Don’t Care And I Will See You Burn

You know, we could have avoided all of this if ethereally unknowable Negro Barack Obama had just agreed to do eleven billion townhalls with John McCain.

Matthews: How many Congresspeople, members of Congress are in that anti-American crowd you describe?

Bachmann: [Deer in the headlights]

Matthews: How many Congresspeople you serve with—I mean, there’s 435 members of Congress—

Bachmann:—well right now—

Matthews:—how many are anti-American in that Congress right now that you serve with?

Bachmann: You’d have to ask them, Chris, I’m focusing on Barack Obama and the people he’s been associated with—

Matthews: But do you suspect that a lot of the people you serve with—

Bachmann:—and I’m very worried about their anti-American nature.

There’s a reason that a burgeoning worry exists about McCain and Palin are stirring up quasi-fascist hatred and based on ethnic and cultural resentment, in turn doing damage that they can’t undo no matter how much they talk about honor and coming together after their impending loss.

The reason is that they fucking are

What the McCain campaign is doing now mixes all the hilarity of overt bigotry with the deep insight of taking shits on people’s lawns.  The trick of Bushism in 2000 and 2004 was in declaring the opponent dangerous to America’s future and interests because of their careless or lackadaisical attitude towards the threats that faced us.  McCain missed the first step, and has simply gone into declaring that Barack Obama is the threat that faces us - and is approaching America as such. 

Sarah Palin has declared that large swaths of America are not “pro-America”, as paradoxical as that seems.  McCain advisor Nancy Pfotenhauer declared that Northern Virgina is not “real Virginia”, much to the surprise of the hundreds of thousands of residents of that area who, despite the stateless ether in which they’ve been placed, still pay Virginia taxes and have Virginia drivers’ licenses.  McCain is not going to go down without a fight; he’s also not going to go down without convincing as many people as he can that he could only have lost if some evil alien force invaded and took victory from the hands of goodhearted Americans through cheating, theft and deception, mixed with a little of bit radical Islamic not-quite-terror.

Think Red Dawn, but instead of the Soviets inexplicably invading a small Colorado town over, say, New York or Los Angeles or Racine, WI, the Soviets inexplicably create a mild but widespread bureaucratic logjam that produces no real benefit but manages to outrage the pastiest and most paranoid reactionaries among us into almost action.  Don’t look for the message of the final two weeks to be that Barack Obama will start a race war, pitting the liberal enclaves of the East and West Coasts against the internal patriots who pump the blood of this great nation.  Look for the message to be instead that Barack Obama lacks the intestinal fortitude to fight for victory in his incipient race war. 

If he lacks the guts to kill the whitey he hates so much, how’s he going to face down his Islamic terrorist brethren?  I’m sorry, but it’s a question that must be asked. 

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 06:52 PM • (23) Comments

Palin has gone to great lengths to define “America” very narrowly: white, upper middle class to very wealthy (with working class conservatives given green cards but never full inclusion), Christian, equipped with a pretentious lack of pretension.  If you are not these things, you are not “America”.  If you demand inclusion in the national politics—-and by definition, a black person running for President is—-then you contaminate “America”, ergo are anti-America.  All liberals are anti-American by definition because they demand a voice in a political environment Palin assumes is reserved only for conservative voices.  It’s the same logic that shut down the communist party in the U.S.  The hope is to extend “unacceptable” until it encompasses all but a small minority of Americans, with the rest of us defined out as Unpeople.

Comment #1: Amanda Marcotte  on  10/18  at  06:59 PM

Plenty of liberals make fun of rubes, hillbillies, and rednecks.  But one thing we don’t do is accuse those people of being unAmerican.  I am sick of this shit.  This country was founded on the principles of plurality and diversity.  Get with the fucking program.

Comment #2: keshmeshi  on  10/18  at  07:02 PM

I’d suggest, since Ms. Palin doesn’t think that cities/suburbs/blue states are really America, that she just run for Vice President in what she considers America, but that would suck for blue people who lived there. I guess, at least the way it is now, she’s making a fool of our country but she’s not a shoe-in like she might be in Her Version of America.

Comment #3: Rebecca  on  10/18  at  07:11 PM

“This country was founded on the principles of plurality and diversity.”

...and what passes for Republicans these days will never forgive the founders for this fundamental error.  OTOH, they probably think that 3/5’s thing was a good idea…

Comment #4: MikeEss  on  10/18  at  07:14 PM

Now, Jesse, don’t you know that the Magic Negro is some sort of djinn who will exact a hideous price after our wishes are granted?

I am so very, very sick of being called un-American or unpatriotic because I am a liberal.

Comment #5: BetsyTX  on  10/18  at  07:33 PM

(and, as I said to the troll in the other post: using McCarthyistic terms or explicitly referencing McCarthy is probably the worst possible thing to compare something to if you actually want to get it done.)

My response to the petition:
It is shocking that our country should have reached the point where people like Rep. Bachmann - an elected official - conflate their own party with America. American does not mean Republican. Creating this schism between parties and proposing a McCarthy-like witchhunt is anti-American, not protesting the government (the oldest of American traditions) or trying to protect the rights of other Americans.

Comment #6: Rebecca  on  10/18  at  07:33 PM

(the petition being the “Censure Bachmann” link from Crooks&Liars;.)

Comment #7: Rebecca  on  10/18  at  07:39 PM

I’d suggest, since Ms. Palin doesn’t think that cities/suburbs/blue states are really America, that she just run for Vice President in what she considers America

I think that’s what she thinks she’s doing, or at least what her press secretary and handlers think they’re doing.  She is kept sequestered from the press.  She appears in a few carefully chosen swing states, gives her stump speech at rallies with carefully curated attendees, and is whisked back onto a plane for another similar appearance for other similar crowds in other states with similar demographic makeups and key “red meat” issues, away from the prying eyes of anyone who doesn’t slurp up her shit like it’s chocolate pudding. 

The problem?  You can’t win an election with only the votes of the carefully selected invited supporters from only a few states, who are interested in only a few completely irrelevant wedge issues.  This probably works if you’re running for governor of a state, because states tend to be much more cohesive in terms of political stances of residents and have a different range of issues to campaign on (you very much CAN run on abortion and gun control if you want to be the governor of a state, because the states have a lot of leeway there - the President, on the other hand, doesn’t, and the VP has even less.). 

Hasn’t anybody told Palin and/or her handlers that she’s not running for reelection as governor of Alaska?  Because I’m not sure that’s really sunk in yet…

Comment #8: The Opoponax  on  10/18  at  08:22 PM

Oh, and all this “Anti-American states” and “Anti-American congress-members” crap scares the shit out of me.  To the extent to which I start wondering which members of my family would join which side of the impending Second American Civil War, and then have to go look at lolcats and pictures of bunnies to stop thinking about it.

Comment #9: The Opoponax  on  10/18  at  08:23 PM

You know one thing that’s funny about that whole “real Virginia” schtick?

My parents, two aunts and two uncles, and at least 8 of my 13 cousins who live in south eastern Virginia (where I myself grew up) are planning on voting for Obama / Biden.

My mother put an Obama-Warner sign in her front yard.

WTF does Palin know about any of the lower 48 anyway?

~~t.

Comment #10: teac  on  10/18  at  08:46 PM

The Pentafuckingon is in Northern Virginia, as is a huge swath of the military and military industrial complex! How dare the McPain/Failincampaign disrespect our troops like this!

Comment #11: Ms Kate  on  10/18  at  08:46 PM

Sarah Palin has declared that large swaths of America are not “pro-America”, as paradoxical as that seems.

Not that Palin would know a true anti-American even if she fucked him repeatedly.

Comment #12: Ms Kate  on  10/18  at  08:49 PM

The ‘deer in headlights’ was due to a rather large bit of lag in the feed that they were using. Since they start talking over each other and stop at awkward time, it’s pretty obvious that’s why she stops for so long but still her opponent supposedly has gathered over $400,000 in contributions!

Keep it up McCarthy!!!

Comment #13: PinkyLeftBrain  on  10/18  at  08:53 PM

I’m all about the LOLcats.  But still, some of this is awfully reminiscent of the runup to the invasion of Iraq, where if you didn’t think attacking Iraq was a good idea you were a commie or French or something.  What’s going on now is perhaps a little more alarming because it’s less focused on one issue and because at the time I think a lot of us were more upset about the pending invasion than about being called America-haters.

Comment #14: Melinda  on  10/18  at  08:59 PM

teac , shoutout from the Tidewater! seriously, it’s been a pretty even toss-up in my part of the Seven Cities between Obama/Biden and McCain/Palin yard signs, and stickers on cars, and buttons at public events(makes people be polite, i suppose), which is A-fucking-mazing after 2004(or 2000, for that matter!) where it looked like we’d been wallpapered with W signs.

Comment #15: redwards  on  10/18  at  09:07 PM

because at the time I think a lot of us were more upset about the pending invasion than about being called America-haters.

It’s not so much that I’m not really upset about it (and I have to say that everyone I have talked to about this so far has been as apoplectic about it as I am - keep in mind these two stories only broke yesterday), but that there’s just not much I can do about this sort of thing. 

Obviously if this gels into anything more than proto-fascist blathering, then I will be out there in the streets with everyone else, just like I was in the run-up to the Iraq war.  But at this point all I can do is freak myself out thinking about worst-case scenarios, making packing lists for when the new Gestapo show up at my door and tell me I can bring only one bag with me to the re-education camp.  Which isn’t helpful to anyone. 

I’m signed up to volunteer at my neighborhood CSA the Thursday after the election (coincidentally)—if push comes to shove, I’ll be organizing people as I dole out beets and squash.  If push doesn’t come to shove, well, beets and squash sound like a great way to celebrate a safe and joyous Obama victory.

Comment #16: The Opoponax  on  10/18  at  09:16 PM

Indeed, it must be a huge relief for Palin to be spending time with people in the “pro-America” parts of the country and to get away from a state where there’s an actual political party based around seceding from the U.S.  I mean, it must be horrible to reside in the same state as people who don’t want to be part of America; the only thing that could be worse is if she actually knew some of those people personally…

Comment #17: Storm at Sea  on  10/18  at  09:21 PM

Hiya, redwards!

I miss good ol’ Hampton Roads sometimes!

Only just about a month ago or so I emailed my mom, lamenting the fact that VA polls were still showing McC in the lead. But you know, what a difference a few weeks and a great ground campaign make!

Even if Obama doesn’t quite win VA, the recent turn-around is remarkable, just remarkable.

Crab cakes are on me election night.

Comment #18: teac  on  10/18  at  09:24 PM

If this isn’t REALLY Virginia, does that mean I can quit sending my tax dollars to Richmond to pay for schools and roads and police in the rural counties down south?  no?  Didn’t think so somehow.

Comment #20: Woodrowfan  on  10/18  at  09:34 PM

WTF does Palin know about any of the lower 48 anyway?

Pretty much zero. Alaska is one big small town; hell, there are more people in San Francisco than in her entire state.  (My Alaskan relatives are pissed, not proud. Now the rest of the country thinks they’re all mooseburger-munching yahoos.)

Still waiting for somebody to call her out on her anti-Semitic ties, but not waiting underwater.

Comment #21: mythago  on  10/18  at  10:35 PM

there are more people in San Francisco than in her entire state.

I looked this up a while back—the city with the population closest to that of Alaska was Austin . . .

Comment #22: rea  on  10/19  at  12:00 AM

At least McCarthy was smart enough to pick up a piece of paper and wave it around to “back up” his claims.

Comment #23: Mnemosyne  on  10/19  at  02:07 AM

If you live in a state that has never tried to secede from the union, you are antomatically Anti-American.

Comment #24: GumbyAnne  on  10/19  at  03:54 PM
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