watch out LCRs!)

Soon, there might not be LCRs

Back to Minneapolis airport bathrooms for the ‘puggies I guess.

It is amusing watching the Know-Nothings cannibalise their own and poison themselves in the process.

I’d like to go on the record as positively, absolutely, one hundred per cent in favor of sodomy.

When are the Republicans going to learn that being against sex is a losing position?

“Huckabee 2012: No More Blowjobs for You!”

Not to [ewww] defend Mr. Huckabee, but the vast majority of Americans don’t realize that “sodomy” includes oral sex. Hell, many of them don’t realize that it extends to heterosexual anal sex.

I feel sorry for his wife.  I’d bet good money she gave herself the only orgasms she’s ever had.

I’ve said it before & I’ll say it again, if youre anti-sodomy, you just don’t know what you’re missing.

Keep on this path GOP: endless wars and outlawing blowjobs. It’s a winning platform.

Heck, most of the next-generation-absitnence-indoctrinated-conservative-youths use oral sex to keep themselves right with their abstinence pledges. Way to jettison your future base, Hucck.

Kaninchen,
Seconds for sodomy, in all of its’ legalese forms!

Just another antisodomy asshole . . .

I have a confession to make:

I think Mike Huckabee’s kinda cute.

I’d totally do him, and I bet he’s actually a real freak in bed. Forbidden fruit and all that.

Last night was a sodomy night for us. No penis/vagina activity what so ever..

We slept like rocks.

So as an unmarried woman Ann Coulter is a virgin, right?  I mean, she spends so much time railing against the evils of everybody else who is having sex.

Can you tell us in which minute the pertinent discussion happens?  Because I tried to sit through this video, I really did, but those two are the epitome of asinine and just couldn’t take it after a minute.

Now I really want a t-shirt that says “Pro-Sodomy.”

...most of them don’t realize the sin of Sodom was inhospitality…

Which is ironic, since oral sex is pretty damn hospitable, if you ask me.  Better than fresh towels and turned down sheets by a long shot.

Mmmmmm, sodomy.

Ape Man:

There is a shirt that says

“Sodomy

So do my friends…

So do my neighbors…”

Could it possibly mean that he isn’t into ANAL sex??  That’s the problem with you assclowns you just assume he’s talking about oral sex!!  Or could it be that is doesn’t believe in homosexual sex and that’s what he is talking about??  How about looking at the whole definition.

@ Cookie

Sodomy includes all of those things.  To be “anti-sodomy” by definition means that he is against all those things.

Yes, cookie, we know that thoughts about the buttsex makes you wake up all sweaty and panicked in the night.

“most of them don’t realize the sin of Sodom was inhospitality… “

Namely because the Sodomites and the Gomorheites were filthy stinking rich and didn’t want anybody to get their wealth.

So it’s inhospitality and refusing to help out other people.

Does he want to see Lawrence v. Texas overturned so he can have the law peep in on all those sodomites and throw them in the clink (watch out LCRs!)? There’s a real winning 2012 issue, Huck..

Oh, but it doesn’t end there.  I mean, Huckabee might claim - scout’s honor - that he’s not committing sodomy, but there’s no real way to be sure unless Obama’s DHS installs a camera in Huckabee’s bedroom (and his bathroom and the back seat of his SUV and his kids’ rooms and anywhere else he and the Mrs might be tempted to hanky panky).  The law must be ever vigilant against this sort of thing.

Then, of course, we’re going to need an army of government bureaucrats to monitor the rest of American Civilization, on the off chance some dude like Huckabee falls to temptation and asks to get his pole smoked.  But hey, if that’s the road Huckabee wants to take, I say lead the way.  Put up a web cam and let us know you’re keeping the covenant.  Once Americans are confident that voyeurism is a higher virtue than sodomy, perhaps the rest of the country will join Huckabee in his stance.

Come on: “Everybody doesn’t like something/But nobody doesn’t like Sodomy!”

He’s not pro-sodomy.  He must prefer his sodomy from amateurs then?

so do my fa do la ti so

this has real possibilities - followed up by a ribald version of “favorite things” ...

Namely because the Sodomites and the Gomorheites were filthy stinking rich and didn’t want anybody to get their wealth.

As neat as this sounds, source, please? It’s not in any Bible that I’ve owned, although gods know I’d like it to be. And since most archaeologists don’t even think the place existed…then if it’s not in the Bible, I don’t know where you are getting it from.

I generally don’t even like to call the sin of Sodom “inhospitality” because, well, that seems a bit low of a bar for people so intent on ousting strangers that they want to violently brutalize them on the way out of town.

Also, “pink hard hats”? Really? Really?!?

“‘Namely because the Sodomites and the Gomorheites were filthy stinking rich and didn’t want anybody to get their wealth.’

As neat as this sounds, source, please? It’s not in any Bible that I’ve owned, although gods know I’d like it to be. And since most archaeologists don’t even think the place existed…then if it’s not in the Bible, I don’t know where you are getting it from.”

Isaiah 1:10: “Hear the word of the Lord, you chieftains of Sodom; give ear to our God’s instruction, you folk of Gomorrah! .... Devote yourselves to justice; Aid the wronged. Uphold the rights of the orphan; defend the cause of the widow.”

Ezekiel 16:49:  “Only this was the sin of your sister Sodom: arrogance! She and her daughters had plenty of bread and untroubled tranquility, yet she did not support the poor and the needy.”

Pirkei Avot, 5:10: “The sin of Sodom was that they believed, ‘What is mine is mine, and what is yours in yours.’”

Tractate Sanhedrin 109a:
“The men of Sodom waxed haughty only on account of the good which the Holy One, blessed be He, had lavished upon them…They said: Since there cometh forth bread out of (our) earth, and it hath the dust of gold, why should we suffer wayfarers, who come to us only to deplete our wealth. Come, let us abolish the practice of travelling in our land.

“There were four judges in Sodom named Shakrai (Liar), Shakurai (Awful Liar), Zayyafi (Forger), and Mazle Dina (Perverter of Justice). Now if a man assaulted his neighbour’s wife and bruised her, they would say to the husband, Give her to him, that she may become pregnant for thee. If one cut off the ear of his neighbour’s ass, they would order, Give it to him until it grows again.”

Daniel, thanks! I was thinking of the “original source” story in Genesis and forgot the Ezekiel / Isaiah revisions of the tale. Now I have something to go to when the Repubs rail against feeding the poor and needy. Awesome!!!!

*internet hugs*

Or could it be that is doesn’t believe in homosexual sex and that’s what he is talking about??

I like the idea of people purposefully not believing in the concept of homosexual sex.  As if it’s maybe like the fairies in Hook and if they don’t believe in it hard enough it will go away.

Essie:

The parable of the sheep and the goats is great for that—Matthew 25:31-46. The fate of those who don’t look after the lesser is fairly well spelled out:

41 ‘Then He will say to those at His left hand, “You that are accursed, depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; 42 for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not give me clothing, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.” 44 Then they also will answer, “Lord, when was it that we saw you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not take care of you?” 45 Then He will answer them, “Truly I tell you, just as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.” 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.’

El Mocho, yeah, I pull that one out, too, but it never works. :(

It’s almost like some people don’t BELIEVE the book they SAY they believe in. :(

” bit low of a bar for people so intent on ousting strangers that they want to violently brutalize them on the way out of town.”

Said strangers being hidden and sheltered as well as fed by certain residents of Sodom.

Or could it be that is doesn’t believe in homosexual sex and that’s what he is talking about??  How about looking at the whole definition.

It’s not really something you can believe in or not believe in. You might disapprove, but not believing in sodomy is like not believing in, say, snow. (To take an example from outside my window.)

Essie: Ezekiel 16:49. Can’t get more explicit than that.

Argh, this is why I have to refresh before I comment.

i don’t believe in sex at all!  no one would want to put their pee pee in someone else’s body or lick a tata. prove me wrong!

man….how damn stupid are you people…...certainly by me saying he doesn’t believe in homosexual sex, I was saying that he doesn’t support, agree with, thinks is right, how much clearer can I make it.  Just spell out the big words and if that doesn’t work have a friend help you….dumbass

Wow, Cookie. What a great sense of humor you have. You must be a JOY to be around.

Cookie, I’m sure the arguments for sexual privacy and autonomy, as well as equality for gays, apply just as strongly if Huckabee did mean the term only to apply to gay sex, so what is your point anyway.

Cookie, who let you out of the Troll House?

Lets make one thing clear: Hucklebubble can believe whatever the hell he wants to believe, even that homosex is bad, blow jobs are bad, whatever ... SO LONG AS HE IS BELIEVING THIS FOR HIS OWN PERSONAL SELF!

If he doesn’t want to buttfuck another guy, dislikes blowjobs, etc.  he’s plenty welcome to not do those things.  He can even try to convince whomever he chooses that these things shouldn’t be done, make you go to hell, etc. What he is NOT allowed to do is make laws that use the force of law to prevent OTHER PEOPLE from engaging in consentual participation in these things.

GOT?

But, hey, if you are a Clinton distant cousin and you get raped by a serial rapist and murderer, well, hey, that’s OK.  God loves ya and y’all free to do more!

cookie, you can perhaps be clearer by learning how to write complete, coherent sentences. that would help. we don’t speak Third-Grader around here.

Cookie,

You have transgressed by questioning the will of Obama, the merciful.

It doesn’t matter what he says or does…...it’s HISTORIC.

(get with the program)