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My friends, an ass-whupping

It is now no more that toleration is spoken of, as if it was by the indulgence of one class of people that another enjoyed the exercise of their inherent natural rights. For happily the Government of the United States, which gives to bigotry no sanction, to persecution no assistance, requires only that they who live under its protection, should demean themselves as good citizens.

——George Washington’s Letter to the Jews of Newport, Rhode Island

I went to bed late, but woke up early because I can’t believe it, but it’s true: America just elected a black man named Barack Obama under a deluge of rumors that he was a secret Muslim, a terrorist sympathizer, a socialist, a baby-killer, and that he and his wife were secret dissidents that planned to dismantle the country.  And America said, “Fuck that bullshit.” I’m proud of us today, even though I suspect backsliding will happen pretty quickly.  (In fact, we backslid in the same election with the Prop 8 vote.)  But even when we regress to the mean, it will have moved an inch closer to not just tolerance, but towards the goal that Washington laid out for us in 1790: giving bigotry no sanction.

But even though you should give bigotry no sanction, I suggest enjoying your schadenfreude before this sinks in.  Michelle Malkin is the best—-her choice of metaphor for “surviving” their improved tax status and perhaps even getting universal health care is “gird your loins”.  That tells you everything you really need to know about the wingnut mentality, that it’s fueled by a basic and irrational fear of emasculation.  She has a list of goals for conservatives, and it amounts to, “Make the rich richer at the expense of everyone else, fuck your fellow citizens, fuck the union, and basically punish the country for thwarting the entitled piss-ants that make up the tatters of the conservative movement.”


The ugly news is that conservatives are good at yelling loud and yelling long.  They are good at destroying, because they don’t get distracted (as liberals do) by the need to create and improve.  What this will do is make the Obama White House and our stronghold Democratic Congress think this country leans more to the right than it does, and they will be more cautious than they need to be.  Unless we do our job, which is to stay on their asses.  Let them know that we support liberal policies and that we want measures that will actually help the poor and middle class of this country during this economic crisis.  Let them know that we don’t want to sacrifice tomorrow to make today a smidgen more comfortable.  We shouldn’t be complacent, but willing to gripe and pressure and fight.  In fact, Obama dared us to in his speech.

There will be setbacks and false starts.  There are many who won’t agree with every decision or policy I make as President, and we know that government can’t solve every problem.  But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face.  I will listen to you, especially when we disagree.  And above all, I will ask you join in the work of remaking this nation the only way it’s been done in America for two-hundred and twenty-one years - block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand…...

So let us summon a new spirit of patriotism; of service and responsibility where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look after not only ourselves, but each other.  Let us remember that if this financial crisis taught us anything, it’s that we cannot have a thriving Wall Street while Main Street suffers - in this country, we rise or fall as one nation; as one people.

Can we ride the ass of a man that we’ve put so much hope into for all these months?  Yes we can.

Can we do our part in setting the agenda for an Obama administration?  Yes we can.

Priorities, as I see them:

1) An economic package that revives the goals of the New Deal of patching up our economy by investing in the poor and the middle class and building infrastructure.
2) Universal health care.
3) Signing the Kyoto treaty and going 10 steps further to actually fight global warming.  Tie this goal with goal #1 and create a 21st century WPA-style federal program that would build the infrastructure for clean energy and energy independence—-yep, wind farms and solar panels.
4) Appointing Supreme Court judges that are liberal and young enough to hang in there with the likes of Roberts and Alito.
5) Reversing the Patriot Act, shutting down Gitmo and generally returning to a status of respecting human rights.
6) Getting out of Iraq.
7) Passing the Freedom of Choice Act to protect abortion rights and push back against the incrementalism strategy.

Barack Obama has promised us that he would get us out of Iraq in 16 months and that he would invest $15 billion a year in clean energy.  Can we hold him to these promises?  Yes we can.

I keep tearing up.  It really happened.  And it was an ass-whupping.

 

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Posted by Amanda Marcotte on 11:42 AM • (64) Comments

This is such an incredible relief!

...although, seriously, California, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Comment #1: Mighty Ponygirl  on  11/05  at  11:47 AM

Another emasculation fear from the right:

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=OTE4NWZjOGI0NWQ2NmNhNGNlM2I1OWVmZmZmOWYyZmI=

“It’s kind of like being diagnosed with testicular cancer.  You hope to live through the treatment, but you don’t look forward to what you’re about to lose.”

Comment #2: capitalsfn  on  11/05  at  11:51 AM

We picked up 5 Senators and, frankly, that was the biggest disappointment of the night.  Alaska went to Stevens, Georgia went to Chambliss, McConnell kept his seat in Kentucky, Smith is looking to hold on to Oregon.

The conservative Senate is going to be a deep thorn in Obama’s side.  Lieberman will be an ever present obstacle.  We won the election and that is good.  But it only gets uglier from here as Obama gets to find out how much of his agenda will actually survive the impending massive filibusters.  The Senate was where good bills went to die after 2006.  That won’t change after 2008.

And yeah, Prop 8 passing was a big sucker punch to the balls.

Comment #3: Zifnab25  on  11/05  at  11:52 AM

Apparently it’s not in our national character to live without bigotry.  Prop 8 is a kick in the face, and I’m personally finding it very hard to be as enthusiastic about last night as I want to be.  So far to go - sometimes the journey seems hopelessly long, even as we pass a major milestone.

Comment #4: libdevil  on  11/05  at  11:54 AM

Stormfront.org is completely down now, mostly because of trolls I suspect, because decent conservative citizens can’t type.

Comment #5: Foster  on  11/05  at  11:54 AM

I checked some of the wingnut blogs at 2am est.  There seems to have been a 180 degree flip on the rhetoric, at least amongst the management. A good ass whuppin will make you turn tail and bend over. 

It is more than that, though.  My son pointed out that McCain looked incredibly embarrassed by his booing supporters. He delivered a first class speech that made me wonder what drugs they had given him that wore off at that moment.  It was the McCain of old, the one my dad surely would have voted for had he not been voting “present” throughout this campaign while the dogs of hate worked the nation over.  He’s old enough and Southern enough to understand where this could lead, and took some strong steps toward halting a hate crime or two in its tracks.

I think he got the attention of some of the reichwing, and I think the smarter amongst them know that the shit MUST be cut NOW or they will take title to some real ugly in short order.

Comment #6: Ms Kate  on  11/05  at  12:00 PM

As for Stormfront, well, the FBI was probably reading every post.

Comment #7: Ms Kate  on  11/05  at  12:01 PM

OK, Chambliss is probably going to have to be in a runoff, especially since 538 is reporting some shenanigans with the voting (turnout is much much lower than anticipated—indicating early votes are not being counted).  Franken and Coleman are well within the margin of an automatic recount.  Stevens is going to jail.

As for McCain…had he acted like he did during that concession speech the entire campaign, we might be looking at a different result.

But tacking hard to the right and the racists really didn’t work.

Now we get to see what happens in the GOP.  Do they fracture as the more enlightened members realize they need to tack left to match up to the reality of the U. S. in the 21st century while the “base” insists that they simply didn’t tack hard enough to the right and God?

That “base” is never going to acknowledge that they are out of the mainstream.  The closest they’ll come is insisting that laws must be enacting forcing the mainstream to behave as they wish.

-=—-
I can’t look at the wingnut sites today.  I’m too happy that B. Hussein is Blackazoid Presidentialness.  Life is better already.  Come Jan 22, 2009, Ruth Bader Ginsberg and Stevens are announcing their retirements.

Comment #8: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  11/05  at  12:15 PM

I told my husband last night that McCain’s speech was the best I had heard from him throughout the election.  I too am really, really disappointed in the Prop 8 outcome. Even more disappointing were my county outcomes.  10 years ago when I moved to the area, it was fairly evenly split between Dems and Repubs.  Now, it’s just gone batshit red.  And the main reasons I can see are abortion and cutting local spending (on things like a magnet school proposal).  WTF?  These people are consistently voting against their economic best interest.

Comment #9: Ellephont  on  11/05  at  12:16 PM

National Republican Senatorial Committee Chairman John Ensign (R-NV) is arguing that Senate Republicans need to “re-establish what the Republican Party is all about.” Calling for a return to a “big tent Republican Party,” Ensign says that issues like abortion and gay rights “should not be at the core of the party“:

And so it begins…

Comment #10: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  11/05  at  12:21 PM

I was glad for McCain’s behavior.  Once in awhile, I think he’s actually not so far up his own ass that he’ll sell out the country for a cheap thrill.  He seemed aware that his campaign sowed the seeds of violence, and that only he has the power to take people down a notch.  Now let’s hope Sarah Palin gets her ass back to Alaska and doesn’t barnstorm the country, spreading hate.

Comment #11: Amanda Marcotte  on  11/05  at  12:25 PM

“It Is Accomplished” by Peter Gabriel.

Good match for the Zoolander parody.

Comment #12: Viceroy Matt  on  11/05  at  12:34 PM

Snarky as losers, still snarky as winners.
Life must be tough for all of you.

Comment #13: Descartes  on  11/05  at  12:36 PM

oh yes, it’s a tough life.

Comment #14: MissPrism  on  11/05  at  12:40 PM

Descartes, I’m not sure that you know what the word “snark” means.

Comment #15: Karla  on  11/05  at  12:41 PM

*choirs of angels*

Only in America.

Comment #16: Magis  on  11/05  at  12:50 PM

Tell me, Descartes, does it burn?

I’m not taunting my conservative friends.  They are earnest, genuine, and conservative for reasons other than to piss off liberals. 

However, asshats like you - stick it.  You took a thumping, and you can crawl back to your right-wing hidey-hole and nurse your wounds.  We’re done letting you rape our country.

Comment #17: Atheist Feminazi  on  11/05  at  12:52 PM

You think it feels bad to be snarky?  Wow, I just learned a lot about conservatives.  I wonder if they don’t enjoy orgasms or chocolate either.  That would go a long way to explaining the bitterness.

Comment #18: Amanda Marcotte  on  11/05  at  12:58 PM

McCain was gracious, but remember, even Rick Santorum was gracious in defeat.  Maybe there is some ember of humanity in these people that flares up briefly when given relief from the suffocating need to be an asshole.  Oh well.  Glad the people on my side think humanity and grace are for winners too.

Comment #19: forked tongue  on  11/05  at  01:08 PM

give me snarky or give me death


(the biggest conservative act of projection is to assume that we’re all deeply unhappy people. discontented, yes. but hopeful, believing in a human potential for progressive change. despair is the affective core of conservative ideology, far as I can see.)

Comment #20: wapsie  on  11/05  at  01:14 PM

Progressives will always have more fun than conservatives; change is inevitable, so hoping for progress will always be more pleasurable than fearing change.

Comment #21: Foster  on  11/05  at  01:16 PM

Poor Descartes - he thinks he now knows what testicular cancer is like, I’m sure.  Problem is, he doesn’t.

Comment #22: Ms Kate  on  11/05  at  01:25 PM

Just popping in to say Congrats and Whoo! to American Pandagonians.  It was a night of high emotion even in Ottawa, Canada.  During O’s acceptance speech, not a hair stirred in the pub I sat in.  Not.a.hair.  The viewers in the bar with me were absolutely riveted in astonishment, and very very pleased.  Seeing the Obamas walk onto the stage in Grant Park was damn surreal—like a Hollyood scenario. Rumour was there wasn’t a free table in a bar or pub anywhere on Elgin that boasted TVs—except the bars that chose to air the hockey game rather than the returns (geese).

I’m so glad I was in a public space when it all came down.

I’m crushed about the gay marriage bans, but happily suprised about the doctor assist, the embracing of choice, and the mari-med movement in some states.  This “commie” canuck is proud of y’all—and comparing Obama to Harper, kinda green with envy.  You have elected yourselves an honest-to-life STATESMAN, something I haven’t seen in your or my country in my political lifetime.

(PS—nod to the very calculated, IMO, choice of colour on Michelle and one daughter.  It looked like a sublimal reaching-out to the reds.  Nice touch.)

Comment #23: Ranylt  on  11/05  at  01:25 PM

(PS—nod to the very calculated, IMO, choice of colour on Michelle and one daughter.  It looked like a sublimal reaching-out to the reds.  Nice touch.)

Yes, it was a clear signal to the Red Communist fifth column to start rounding up the individuals on the ‘subversive list.’

Comment #24: Foster  on  11/05  at  01:32 PM

I think what Ranylt was trying to say was that the red color reminded one of the “red” states and “red” voters who may have been experiencing bitterness, and was a way of reaching across the aisle to say “you’re still part of this process.”

Personally, I just think Michelle and the girls look gorgeous in any color !

Comment #25: other orange  on  11/05  at  01:48 PM

“Yes, it was a clear signal to the Red Communist fifth column to start rounding up the individuals on the ‘subversive list.’”

I hear they put a generous bounty on wingnut blog trolls.  It can’t happen too soon…

Comment #26: MikeEss  on  11/05  at  01:52 PM

Now we get to see what happens in the GOP.  Do they fracture as the more enlightened members realize they need to tack left to match up to the reality of the U. S. in the 21st century while the “base” insists that they simply didn’t tack hard enough to the right and God?

I’ve also been wondering what the GOP is going to have to do to become relevant again.  Being beaten 2 to 1 among both the 18-29 age group and first time voters does not bode well for the continued viability of the Republican Party.  What groups can it hope to include?

Sadly, my best guess is that they’re going to look at the PUMA phenomenon, the success of the gay-marriage ballot initiatives, and the way the economy kicked their ass this election, and decide that the culture wars are still worth fighting, they just need to be updated.

Comment #27: jfpbookworm  on  11/05  at  01:56 PM

I may be a blog troll, but I reject the wingnut label.

Comment #28: Foster  on  11/05  at  02:12 PM

I bet there were parties all over Canada.  My friends were holding at least three different ones.

We’re fucking thrilled up here.  Obama isn’t great for our national interests (because likely protectionist), and we’re still fucking thrilled. 

Don’t forget the global gag rule and the de-funding of UNFPA.  Obama and Biden promised to reverse both.  Hold them to it.

Comment #29: killjoy  on  11/05  at  02:18 PM

Ranylt, you Ottawans were lucky: some greying douchebag in a ponytail wouldn’t quit running his fucking mouth at my pub.  Apparently his petty life is more important than history.

Comment #30: Eric, Rejector of Memez  on  11/05  at  02:24 PM

It will be interesting to see if Obama builds a cabinet of mixed party affiliations.  One way to move your agenda forward would be to have Republicans in staff to deal with the Congressional minority.

Comment #31: Dr T  on  11/05  at  02:45 PM

Nah, I think these guys are gracious in defeat because they’re counting on Democrats to be magnanimous in victory.  It’s pretty much “OK, I told my supporters you’re not a terrorist after all, so please don’t start anything back up about that federal crime I may have committed during primary season.”

There’s a brand of republicans that always tries to act like they’re not so different from democrats until they get back into power and screw us all over again. One episode of not acting like a complete loon is not sufficient penance; it’s the least that could be expected of anyone presuming to run for high office.

Comment #32: paul  on  11/05  at  02:51 PM

killjoy, I think there’s no danger in those areas.

Comment #33: Amanda Marcotte  on  11/05  at  02:55 PM

It will be interesting to see if Obama builds a cabinet of mixed party affiliations.  One way to move your agenda forward would be to have Republicans in staff to deal with the Congressional minority.

And if that GOP senator happens to be from one of the new states with a Dem governor, that would just be icing on the cake…

Comment #34: Dorothy  on  11/05  at  03:11 PM

Yeah—McCain’s concession speech was gracious, but he has whipped his supporters into a foaming frenzy, so he has nothing (literally nothing) to lose by appearing to take a high road when he calmed down their booing during his speech. He’s already set the gears in motion that his base feels like they have a righteous war ahead of them, so he can sit back and enjoy the media fawning all over him for being such a good loser.

Comment #35: Mighty Ponygirl  on  11/05  at  03:11 PM

Its a brand new day…

George Bush was a festering herpes sore on america and Obama is the valtrex… He won’t cure everything, but at least we can get on with our lives.

Comment #36: kittenparade  on  11/05  at  03:12 PM

Don’t forget ENDA - if employers cannot discriminate against LGBT (& yes, ENDA must be inclusive) in the provision of benefits, then an important corner of the privileges of civil marriage are available and lay a useful foundation for an end run around the whole civil union/marriage semantic bullshit.

Comment #37: Paris  on  11/05  at  03:12 PM

Michelle Malkin is an asian white supremacist with penis envy lol

Comment #38: Sirkowski  on  11/05  at  03:27 PM

“Michelle Malkin?  Sorry, we can’t let you on the plane - you’re on the no-fly list…”

Comment #39: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/05  at  03:36 PM

“Michelle Malkin?  Sorry, we can’t let you on the plane - you’re on the no-fly list…”

...tempting, very tempting, but also very wrong.  I’m hoping to have a lot of the security theater dialed back in favor of procedures that actually reduce terrorist threats, instead of just making people mad and accomplishing nothing…

Comment #40: MikeEss  on  11/05  at  03:41 PM

Ok…My euphoria is waning and I have some real questions.

Will the Obama Presidency really change things for Blacks and other non Whites in the USA? Or will racism as usual continue vis a vis: Obama categorized as being “diiferent from those OTHER uneducated and ignant / lazy Black people”? (Many Whites justify their racism in this way. I have seen it close up and personal…)

Why is there a “race problem” in this country if so many White people were supporting Obama and even dancing / crying in the streets …huggging random Black people after he won?

How does this trickle down into day to day interactions between Whites and non-Whites?

Comment #41: Uhura!  on  11/05  at  03:51 PM

Uhura!—it’s already started.

  Anderson Cooper: I mean, if he does become president, and it still is an if, does anyone know what this means in terms of change of race relations in the United States, or perception of?

  Bill Bennett: Well, I’ll tell you one thing it means, as a former Secretary of Education: You don’t take any excuses anymore from anybody who says, ‘The deck is stacked, I can’t do anything, there’s so much in-built this and that.’ There are always problems in a big society. But we have just—if this turns out to be the case, President Obama—we have just achieved an incredible milestone. For which the rest of the world needs to have more respect for the United States than it sometimes does.

Of course, the people saying this bullshit aren’t exactly changing their tune. They’ve been flogging this notion that we live in a post-racist society now and so any reasonable grievance that a person of color could have is just whining. I’m sure that the hundreds of thousands (millions?) of the black people living in the ghettos of cities with no hope will be so relieved that all doors are now open to them because we’ve elected one African-American as president.

Comment #42: Mighty Ponygirl  on  11/05  at  04:16 PM

You’re so right, ponygirl. We’ll be living in a post-racist society when the dry-drunk know-nothing grandson of a black drug kingpin gone legit can get elected for two terms.

Comment #43: paul  on  11/05  at  04:33 PM

...tempting, very tempting, but also very wrong.

Precisely the way I feel about Sarah Palin’s sex appeal…

Anyhow, hasn’t Malkin ‘advocated violence” at some stage or another?

Comment #44: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/05  at  04:38 PM

Uhura!, all I can offer is an anecdote.  I have noticed in the last few weeks that the black teenage boys that I see on the train, on the street, on the bus, etc. have stopped staring at their sneakers all the time and started standing up straight when they walk and making eye contact.

Small thing? Yes.  But somehow, I think that they may be seeing a different future.

Comment #45: Ms Kate  on  11/05  at  04:46 PM

“Anyhow, hasn’t Malkin ‘advocated violence” at some stage or another?”

She has danced within a millimeter of outright advocacy of arrest and imprisonment of entire swaths of the US, which ironically would probably include herself too, if she wasn’t an honorary White Conservative Male…

Who else would write a book called In Defense of Internment, which would seem to come from The Onion, but is all too real…

Comment #46: MikeEss  on  11/05  at  04:59 PM

So…PonyG,

If I am to understand you correctly…Obama’s Presidency could actually make things worse for Blacks in the US….


Sigh.

Comment #47: Uhura!  on  11/05  at  05:32 PM

We’ll be living in a post-racist society when the dry-drunk know-nothing grandson of a black drug kingpin gone legit can get elected for two terms.

Give it time. I’m optimistic.

Comment #48: junk science  on  11/05  at  05:38 PM

Oh, Eric. Sorry to hear.  Maybe last night was one of the rare times being in the thick of famously boring Ottawa audiences was a bonus…?

Comment #49: Ranylt  on  11/05  at  05:44 PM

If I am to understand you correctly…Obama’s Presidency could actually make things worse for Blacks in the US….

I give it less than 24 hours before the “the Obama election was really a VICTORY for Republicanism!!” screeds start dribbling out.

But the words “ass whupping” are still there…

Comment #50: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/05  at  06:16 PM

AMERICA LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT SUPPORT BARACK OBAMA THE PRESIDENT OF AMERICA HE IS PRESIDENT AMERICA FLAGS AMERICA

Comment #51: Dicko  on  11/05  at  06:44 PM

You Communists think it’s so great that you elected a Maoist as the President of the USA of America?  Reverend Wright is gonna administer the oath of office on a Koran and The Nation of Islam is gonna donate huge, nattily dressed black guys in bow ties and glasses to stand around Oblammo wherever he talks and the Secret Service is gonna be taken over by Black Panthers in huge ‘fros, carrying submachine guns and doin’ the Black Power fist all the time!!  That is not the Americas, that is some negroworld that will end up with most of you in Whitey camps, sent in for re-groovin’. WAKE UP, ARMERICA!!!

Comment #52: Rugged in Montana  on  11/05  at  08:04 PM

Rugged, you forgot to mention the bean pies…

Comment #53: MikeEss  on  11/05  at  08:10 PM

I like your priorities Amanda!  Good list.

Comment #54: dcb  on  11/05  at  08:16 PM

honestly fell asleep last night around 9:30pm. It was in the bag for me, no need for reassurance. Then I woke up to let the cat out at 4:00AM and found myself standing in my living room staring at CNN. He pulled it off. O.K.. good then. Back to bed.

My wife half awake: “obamelohoney?”
Me: “uh….heh heh what?”
Wife: “blue money?”
Me: “haha.. are you talking in your sleep?”
Wife: “no.. who won??”
Me: “oh..Obama won.”
Wife: “ah.. Good then.. zzz”

She’s so cute.

I got up later, drove to work and just stared at all of the Obama signs on US19 during my 45 minute commute. It seemed that there was a giant Obama poster right in front of every closed business. As if to say “enough of this shit right here.”
At work my boss had a rather large McCain Palin sign mounted on my desk as a joke. I thanked him and put it on someone else’s desk. I realized that it wasn’t really hitting me. I had a sense of well.. hope. But not happiness. Relief but not joy. Then I had lunch with a republican co-worker. I never bring up politics with this woman because she uses the same talking points as Rush Limbaugh and I usually want to strangle her by the time she’s through. She started in on Jesse Jackson and how she saw him crying last night.. she had no point. She just hates Jesse Jackson and black people I guess. She actually said this to me once.. “I don’t know why the blacks don’t have any good leaders.”
I said (regrettfully): ....waddaya mean?
Her: “Like Martin Luther King-”
Me: “-pfft Well probably because some racist piece of shit killed him.”

She told me that she was a little depressed.. that McCain lost. Then she said that she’s worried her taxes will go up.

Me: “well.. do you guys pull in a quarter million a year?”
Her: “Oh no.. we’re middle class.”
Me: “Well then your taxes won’t go up.”
Her: “Well first they said it was 250k then 150k then 100k they keep moving that number down.”
Me: “Well no.. they haven’t moved the number, it’s always been the same on paper, you’re repeating some stuff from Fox News that they got from Joe Biden gaffes or something.”
Her: “Well I hope that he can handle the problems in Pakistan and India.. General Patraeus’s surge has gotten things working in Iraq and Afghanistan at least.”

I found it hard not to laugh at the stupidity of that sentence. The urge to strangle crept up for a second..

Me: “Well.. actually.. Iraq has been getting a little more violent in the recent days and the surge is over, the Awakening had quite a bit to do with violence levels dropping too y`know.”

And then I had to explain the Awakening to this fool, and Sunni’s, and Shia, and Iran, and Turkey and Kurds and Al Sadr and the whole mess.


Her: “I’m kinda suprised that there weren’t more riots last night.. I read in an e-mail that they were going riot whether they won or not.”
Right then it hit me. It was all very clear very suddenly. An immense glee just flowed through my brain when I realized it. I DON’T HAVE TO DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE. I don’t have to school republicans on how retarded their chosen leaders are. I don’t have to explain foreign policy to someone who is never going to give a damn about non-americans anyway. I don’t have to knock down every Ayers/Wright/Socialist/Muslim/Terrorist/Marxist regurgitated piece of mindless stupid bullshit thrown at me. For right now, it doesn’t matter what they think of him, it doesn’t matter if they believe Osama Bin Laden is going to be the next Secretary of State. It doesn’t matter if they never learn or if they teach their shittie little kids their own rascist ideologies, it doesn’t matter if they whine, it doesn’t matter if they complain about everything Obama does for the next four years. It doesn’t even matter if they don’t like me anymore. Why?
I WON. YOU WON. WE WON. THEY LOST.
Let them think Obama is a muslim with terrorist buddies who will raise your taxes, burn down your house and eat your children. Let them believe all of their own crazy, lies and let them lose sleep over it, because that monster is now the PRESIDENT.


Her: “Well John (husband) is really worried because of Obama, he said be prepared to move, now they’re gonna have unions at the factory and they’ll have to close down and go to another state now.”

Me: “yeah….. elections have consequences.”

Comment #55: Danny  on  11/06  at  11:26 AM

Great anecdote, Danny. My sentiments exactly.

Comment #56: TheMadChild  on  11/06  at  11:48 AM

Its a brand new day…

George Bush was a festering herpes sore on america and Obama is the valtrex… He won’t cure everything, but at least we can get on with our lives.

kittenparade on 11/05 at 01:12 PM

FOR THE WIN.

Comment #57: Shelley  on  11/06  at  02:40 PM

Danny, that was a great story!

Snarky as losers, still snarky as winners.
Life must be tough for all of you.

Descartes on 11/05 at 10:36 AM

We are all indeed snarky as hell whether we win or lose. How is that supposed to make life tough for us? You don’t make sense.

Comment #59: atheist  on  11/06  at  08:02 PM

Great anectode Danny

Comment #60: atheist  on  11/06  at  08:18 PM

Grats to all you guys for finally electing someone intelligent *and* not evil.

Here in Oz we had the TV coverage beamed into the big screen in our conference room (it was lunch time and afternoon that the results were coming in). Staff and members of the public floated in throughout the day to watch. Intense interest all round. I spoke to some of my friends in other workplaces. They all had the same thing going. I’m not sure if it’s clear just how much interest there was in this election from people outside the states.

Sometimes I think the americans just aren’t aware of how much what they do effects people around the world.

Comment #61: JC  on  11/06  at  10:25 PM

For real: There are some very angry White people in my field of vision today…

Impeachment groups hundreds strong have popped up on Facebook.


People are using the “n” word to describe the President Elect.

Yikes!

Great story Danny.  I feel exectly the same way.  I am sick to death of being a sounding board for my right-winged white girlfriends who want to take out their anger and frustration on someone who is kind and gentle and safe and who want call them a racist.  They actually believe they are superior to me.

P.S.  I checked out your blog and loved it although finding out you’re an atheist broke my heart.  There is a God.  Just ask black folks.

Comment #63: MindMasseuse  on  11/07  at  04:49 PM

oops my bad - “won’t”, not “want.”

Comment #64: MindMasseuse  on  11/07  at  04:51 PM
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