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Negativity

imageThere’s a difference between “Barack Obama is the Antichrist” and “John McCain is closely tied to George W. Bush” in the realm of negative ads.  A dusky-voiced narrator does not constitute an immediate entrance into Willie Horton territory.

Part of it is the imprecision that the word “negative” carries with it.  The rationale for voting for one person over the other is that one person is more acceptable to you than the other - and the main reason they’re more acceptable is because the other person did something that tarnishes their case for your vote.  There’s a common-sense definition of “negative” that pops into our head when we hear the word.  It’s the Harold Ford 2006, Swift Boat-style of ad that’s filled with rank dishonesty and needlessly personal attacks.  In the current media environment, though, where you aren’t allowed to say one person’s doing something wrong without finding an exact equivalent on the other side, “negative” becomes virtually any ad where you mention your opponent by name. 

What sucks is that the ad (which is not only entirely true, but uses clear, unadulterated statements from McCain to said effect) is light years away from the Celebrity ad - Obama fails to compare McCain to a woman who lost both of her children in a custody battle due to very public substance abuse issues, for instance.  Although I wouldn’t mind if he compared McCain to Mario Lopez.  Because Mario Lopez sucks.  Really, that’s it.  “John McCain: The Mario Lopez of our time.”  I think it’ll sell.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 11:45 AM • (8) Comments

McCain would give his left nut to be the Mario Lopez of our time.  No matter how much Lopez sucks, he’s still more attractive and more talented than McCain could ever hope to be.

No, McCain is more like the “Dustin Diamond” of our time.  I can only hope to the gods above that as his campaign spirals he doesn’t decide he needs to do a tasteless porn video to get back into the public eye…

Comment #1: NonyNony  on  08/06  at  12:31 PM

Actually, I always thought that McCain was indeed the “AC McSlater” of our time and Bush is the “Zach W. Morris” of our time (military brat and nitwit Yale preppie.)

Comment #2: calvinhobbes  on  08/06  at  01:26 PM

Good thing McCain learned his lesson…..right? Oh..He just released another ad today…oh…scratch that last statement..

http://liberalretort.blogspot.com/

Comment #3: Michael  on  08/06  at  01:51 PM

I thought Paris Hilton’s use of the Cryptkeeper in her ad was on point.  That’s what McMaverick will look like especially if he chooses a 37 year-old VP like Bobby “Anchor Baby” Jindal.

Comment #4: CParis  on  08/06  at  02:48 PM

Who’s Mario Lopez?

Comment #5: Coturnix  on  08/06  at  02:57 PM

OMG…when I saw the photo of Mario, my first gut reaction before reading was “Oh GAWD- bleah! Not that annoying overly self-absorbed vapid pretty boy twerp AGAIN…”

But after reading, yeah- I can see it. They’re perfect for each other.

Comment #6: louise  on  08/06  at  03:59 PM

i raced through reading this post just so i could find the answer to “why the fuck is mario lopez on a pandagon post?!!!”

i would think mccain would be most like mr. belding, older, out of touch, and bumbles everything he attempts to do.

Comment #7: jessilikewhoa  on  08/06  at  08:03 PM

What’s wrong with Mario Lopez? I don’t follow celebrity gossip so I only know him from his dancing skills and an appearance on a sitcom, both of which I liked.

Comment #8: Samantha Vimes  on  08/07  at  05:05 AM
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