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Not even if the ticket was also a winning lottery ticket

Last night at Wanted I was mercifully spared the ubiquitous Coca-Cola Refreshing Filmmaker’s Award with the guy chasing his girlfriend through the paintings of an art gallery. For my sins, however, I was treated to not one but two instances of this:



Fortunately for my faith in humanity, this was greeted with mild scornful laughter by the audience I was with, but holy shit, it’s hard to imagine anything worse than two hours in a movie theater with the Lord Hee Haw of the 21st Century.

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Posted by Auguste on 09:52 PM • (11) Comments

That looks like the kind of thing that would prompt the startling realization that we’re all dead, and this is indeed Hell…

Comment #1: MikeEss  on  07/10  at  10:05 PM

How big of a lottery jackpot are we talking about here? Enough so I could buy CNN and fire Beck? Because then it would be totally worth it.

Comment #2: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/10  at  10:12 PM

Glenn Beck is a COMEDIAN?????

I thought you had to be funny to qualify. Man, I’m see a whole new career for me.

Comment #3: PixelFish  on  07/11  at  12:05 AM

You went to see wanted?

you poor bastard.

Glenn Beck, however, is proof that the world would be a better place if I were given a unilateral liscense to bash people with a cricket bat.

nothing deadly or anything. work the legs and stuff.

There should be some kind of licensing exam for comedians. “You must be at least this funny to ride” or something. I think Billy Crystal makes a pretty good cutoff point.

Comment #4: karpad  on  07/11  at  03:31 AM

Karpad, I’ve sworn off comic book movies…

...for at least one more minute, PDT.

Comment #5: Auguste  on  07/11  at  04:00 AM

Or, you know, my computer clock could match the server clock, and then that joke might have been funny.

Comment #6: Auguste  on  07/11  at  04:14 AM

I don’t want to play the video, but is that a pile of dogshit he’s eating there?  If so, it’s going in the opposite direction that it usually does.

Comment #7: Mike Nilsen  on  07/11  at  08:33 AM

I was puzzled by this movie ad also. Since when has Glenn Beck ever had a (functional) sense of humor?

Comment #8: CHV  on  07/11  at  01:57 PM

What I love about this ad is that they weren’t even able to cobble together ten seconds of funny audio.  It looks like they threw in three clips that sounded like they could theoretically be parts of good jokes, and prayed that the audience would fill in the gaps.

Comment #9: realityfighter  on  07/11  at  06:53 PM

I thought it was “Lord Haw Haw.”

APS

Comment #10: Ape Man  on  07/12  at  09:58 AM

Lord Haw Haw was the British one - Lord Hee Haw was the American version whose nickname was a riff on the original.

Comment #11: Auguste  on  07/12  at  04:21 PM
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