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imageI’ll be finishing up moving out of my old apartment today, but I did want to leave you with my new favorite road trip game.  It’s called Phil Collins Ruined Genesis: The Game.

The rules:

You must be taking a trip by car longer of at least 90 minutes or longer.  You must listen to the radio the entire time. 

You must start scanning stations from the beginning of your trip.  If you find a song you’d like to listen to, you may at most listen through to the end of that song and the end of the next song, should you so desire.  After that, you must resume scanning.  If the song is followed by a commercial break, you must resume scanning.  If you hear a talk program you’d like to listen to, you may listen until either a topic change or a commercial break.

The game:

In order to free yourself from the scanning, you must (and most likely will) find a Genesis song some time during your travel.  If you hear one, you must immediately stop and listen through to the end of said song, and the end of the next one, because you just happened on a quality radio station.  After that, you’re freed of your Genesis-defined confines. 

Yeah, I hate road trips.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 08:18 AM • (34) Comments

As long as it doesn’t distract you from driving, so that your suspension cracks on an unmade road, and you have a collision with some trucker whose eyes are screaming overload . . . :(

Comment #1: rea  on  06/20  at  08:39 AM

So it’s Genesis now? My whole driving existence, it’s been the Steve Miller Band. When did the rules change?

Comment #2: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  06/20  at  08:50 AM

This isn’t so much a ‘game’ as a ‘punishment’. Why would anyone do this to themselves?

Comment #3: MH  on  06/20  at  09:03 AM

I’ll give you this much:  It doesn’t work if you are driving through ID and UT at 3am.  Unless endless crackling static counts as “no reply at all”.

Comment #4: Ms Kate  on  06/20  at  09:23 AM

“It doesn’t work if you are driving through ID and UT at 3am.”

As I recall, it wouldn’t work in Utah (at least in the parts I traveled through) in broad daylight.  In southern Utah, all I remember being able to pick up were country stations or religious (Mormon-only, duh!) stations. 

If you were really lucky you could get a rock station - but it wouldn’t be based in Utah, it would be in Arizona, Nevada, or Colorado…

But maybe it’s changed in the last 25-years…

Comment #5: MikeEss  on  06/20  at  09:41 AM

My current version of this game involves bad Aerosmith (Dude Looks Like A Lady, Love In An Elevator), Foreigner (anything), bad Rolling Stones (like Start Me Up), or bad Led Zeppelin (anything off Physical Graffiti or In Through The Out Door).  There are brains cells being slaughtered all over this country because of that stuff…

BTW, if Jesse’s out, Amanda’s out, Pam can’t post during work - What the hell will us Pandagoniacs do with no posts?...

Comment #6: MikeEss  on  06/20  at  09:51 AM

If you happen upon a Genesis song that features Peter Gabriel, you definitely stick to that station.

Comment #7: Linden  on  06/20  at  09:57 AM

Anybody who has driven through Utah gets to go directly to heaven upon death.  All sins have been expiated.

Comment #8: seeker6079  on  06/20  at  10:13 AM

In my opinion, Phil Collins ruined everything.

Comment #9: kac90b  on  06/20  at  10:27 AM

But I like Trick of the Tail and Wind & Wuthering. After those two is when Genesis became corny.

Comment #10: AJB  on  06/20  at  10:52 AM

Trick of the Tail is good fun.  It’s so hard to believe that that album and We Can’t Dance are by the same group.

Comment #11: Caren, Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  06/20  at  11:15 AM

Oh, our game is, when driving from Birmingham to Atlanta, you WILL hear either Freebird or Sweet Home Alabama or, more likely BOTH, unless you have satellite radio.

Thank FSM for satellite radio.

Comment #12: Caren, Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  06/20  at  11:17 AM

Our favorite game when driving through New Jersey is called “Name That Smell.”
We tried to play it when we lived in Beijing, but it was too dangerous: we changed it to “Survive That Smell.”

Comment #13: hbsweet, empress of ice cream  on  06/20  at  11:40 AM

In 1981 I did a 3-week hitchhiking trip around the West, and it was all AM radio all the time.  The only song I could even bear to listen to was Queen of Hearts—and it wasn’t even the Dave Edmunds original (it was a cover by Juice Newton).  1981 was the absolute nadir of American radio.  I’m sure it’s awful today, but it can’t be as bad as it was then. 

Of course, now I just plug in the iPod, which was designed for long road trips.

Comment #14: TomHilton  on  06/20  at  11:58 AM

“In 1981 I did a 3-week hitchhiking trip around the West, and it was all AM radio all the time.”

Around here (SoCal) at least there’s no longer much “normal” music any more on AM.  Church hymns, a smattering of country, sometimes an oldies station (if you’re lucky it’ll be REAL oldies - like Big Bands / Swing), and not much else.

AM is just about exclusively talk/sports/news these days…

Comment #15: MikeEss  on  06/20  at  12:05 PM

But I like Trick of the Tail and Wind & Wuthering. After those two is when Genesis became corny.

And the sky is bluuuuuuuuuuue.

Trick of the Tail is good fun.  It’s so hard to believe that that album and We Can’t Dance are by the same group.

Well, that’s because they’re not the same group.  Collins went through a divorce and then was left to play with himself until Rutherford and Banks got around to recording as group again.  We all know creatively what happens to people when they play with themselves, and Collins turned into a bleeding emotional sot.  That was the it then, although moments of brilliance did come through on ABACAB, Genesis & Invisibile Touch in individual tracks.

Real torture is playing Phil Collins ruined Phil Collins.  I hear that’s taken up the slack from waterboarding.

Comment #16: idiosynchronic  on  06/20  at  12:13 PM

Actually, the thing I find remarkable about Genesis and Phil Collins is that Genesis is generally very good, and Phil Collins generally sucks. I guess Mike Rutherford and Tony Banks are much, much better song writers than Ol’ Phil.

I think the real reason that later Genesis is so much worse than early is Phil’s ascendant popularity as a solo artist increased his influence over the band as time went on.

I always liked the “weird” genesis songs that always showed up (generally at least one on each album). For me, it was songs like Mama, Silver Rainbow, Tonight Tonight Tonight, Dreaming While You Sleep, etc. These indicated some serious weirdness in the writers.

Comment #17: badpoetry  on  06/20  at  12:15 PM

Gee, thanks, Jesse. Now Phil Collins is singing “In the Air Tonight” right in my cerebral cortex.

I agree about the lack of rock stations in the West. West of say, Grand Junction, Colorado, there are only two kinds of radio station: Jesus and country. At night however one should be able to pick up KTNN and its Truckers Radio Network show. Or else some chanting in Navajo. Although George Noory and Coast-to-Coast rule the nighttime airwaves in the West.

Comment #18: Hector B.  on  06/20  at  12:33 PM

A while bad, I was forced to detour through North Florida back roads during a time when some really nasty fires blocking the main highways.  The entire area was covered with this spooky, thick fog-like smoke while on the radio there was some pro-life preacher talking about “human sacrifices” and describing how the Aztecs would eat the hearts of their own.  I was expecting my car to break down and ending up at the House of 1000 Corpses.

In my opinion, Phil Collins ruined everything.
Su-su-su-seriously?

Comment #19: Jonathan Hohensee  on  06/20  at  12:47 PM

Meh. The only Genesis album I own anymore is Selling England by the Pound, and I haven’t even listened to that in about a year and a half.

Comment #20: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  06/20  at  12:56 PM

Genesis?  Steve Miller? Aerosmith?  Don’t you people know that radio is why god invented the iPod?

Comment #21: Tom  on  06/20  at  01:35 PM

Genesis with Phil Collins in the 70s was actually good music.

/OFF MY LAWN

Comment #22: AlanB  on  06/20  at  02:42 PM

MikeEss, I was in Utah about 10 years ago and it was much the same, except they had added a Disney station. And this was in Salt Lake City, where things are supposedly more cosmopolitan and less crazy about the Mormon stuff.

Comment #23: Colleen  on  06/20  at  02:51 PM

Which reminds me…isn’t it Random 10 day?

Comment #24: Captain Goto  on  06/20  at  03:08 PM

Now Phil Collins is singing “In the Air Tonight” right in my cerebral cortex.

That’s one of the few of his songs I like.  Which reminds me, I have to pick up a P Gabriel song off i-Tunes.

Comment #25: Jeff  on  06/20  at  03:09 PM

In my opinion, Phil Collins ruined everything.

Hey, let’s blame Phil Collins for the FISA capitulation.  He won’t mind.

Comment #26: mds  on  06/20  at  03:42 PM

having been born in ‘82, and lived under a rock for the first 16 years of my life, I can’t name a single gensis song. I’ve heard of phil collins, but I perpetualy conflate him with tom collins, which they tell me, is something completely different.

//I don’t know about this subject, and feel no compulsion to learn.

Comment #27: Indy  on  06/20  at  04:02 PM

I like country.
*duck and cover*
I was raised on Buck Owens, the Statler Brother and Glenn Campbell.
If I have a choice of country or talk, I’ll take country

I like Genesis too, even with Phill Collins.

I drive 270 miles/day. I listen to a lot of radio. Mostly trucker or GLBT talk, but some outlaw contry or 80s. If I have to go terrestrial, it’s classic rock.

Comment #28: Angelia Sparrow  on  06/20  at  10:49 PM

The smartest thing Peter Gabriel ever did was get the hell away from Phil Collins.

Comment #29: Tom  on  06/21  at  01:47 AM

/prepares to duck and cover.

I quite like Phil Collins.  I’m told by my friends that apart from this I have quite good taste in music.

/ducks and covers

Comment #30: Katherine  on  06/21  at  06:53 AM

Phil Collins is one hell of a drummer and a damn good singer.  He ruined everything when he started writing songs.

Comment #31: The Quiet One  on  06/21  at  08:01 AM

this game doesn’t sound like very much fun.

This was how I justified an iPod.  “Changing CDs while driving is a hazard! If I have an iPod, I can just leave it on shuffle and not have to touch it!”

And it works.

Comment #32: Rikibeth  on  06/21  at  05:54 PM

**The smartest thing Peter Gabriel ever did was get the hell away from Phil Collins.

What’s the best thing War ever did?

Get rid of Eric Burdon.

Comment #33: House of Mayhem  on  06/21  at  07:32 PM

Um, I think Banks and Rutherford are just as guilty as Collins for the direction the band took. (Remember Mike + the Mechanics?) Seeing them on their mostly proggy-set-list tour last year, I was struck how the worst, most boring latter-day songs have little-to-no drumming (by Collins or Chester Thompson) and a lot of ticky-tacky keyboarding by Tony Banks.

End of prog talk.

Comment #34: dr. giraud  on  06/21  at  10:53 PM
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