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Papa Ratzi to be bombarded with 5 million condoms

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Pope Benedict XVI triggered yet another scandal when he criticized the use of condoms in the fight against AIDS in Africa. Now the protests are taking an unusual form: The pontiff is about to receive a deluge of condoms by post—gifts from international members of a Facebook group.

...Now that anger is being expressed in an unusual way: An Italian group on the social networking Web site Facebook is urging people to post condoms to the pope in protest over his remarks. It expects 60,000 subscribers will send a condom to the Vatican on Friday.

The 60K is just the beginning. The campaign is spreading like wildfire via Facebook.

...Similar social networking groups supporting the condom campaign have sprung up elsewhere on Facebook, triggering pledges of participation from across Europe and beyond. Some estimate that deliveries to the pontiff may total 5 million. One Web site calls on people to either send a real condom addressed to “His Holiness” at the Vatican or a photograph of the contraceptive to his email address.

Send a condom to the Pope asking him to distribute them to folks in developing countries. Send a photo of a condom to his email at: benedictxvi@vatican.va send a real one to his address at: His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI
Apostolic Palace
00120 Via del Pellegrino
Citta del Vaticano

Do you think His Holiness and his private secretary Monsignor Georg Gänswein will be able to do something productive with them? They could save lives.

More below the fold.
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Speaking of Monsignor Gänswein, Jesus’ General sent this suggestion to His Eminence,Daniel Cardinal DiNardo
Archbishop of Galveston-Houston for an alternative event to promote opposite the President’s appearance at Notre Dame to give the commencement address:

[Y]ou could feature a musical number by The Altar Boyz, and maybe get Bill O’Reilly to do a juggling act featuring falafels, loofahs, and his ReamMaster 5000.

Of course you’d want to end it with something big—something you could use to tease the public for weeks before the event—and what would be better than a video of Monsignor Georg Gänswein fluffing the papal mitre.

Kate and I saw The Altar Boyz with the original cast when we were in NY a few years ago. People were dancing in the aisles—that was way too much fun. Tyler Maynard (Mark, the awesome flaming blond, was the breakout of the group) brought down the house. We bought the soundtrack CD and jam in the car (and still die laughing).

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 12:00 PM • (17) Comments

What a vile man.  I only fear that sending Ratzi the condoms is ultimately pointless, and sending them instead to Africa might actually help…

Comment #1: MikeEss  on  03/31  at  12:36 PM

My question is what will he do with them. PR wise, he can’t send them where they are needed. It would be scandalous for the Vatican to throw them away. Please let someone get that on camera.

Comment #2: Pam Spaulding  on  03/31  at  12:56 PM

This is all backwards.  They shouldn’t have been sent to the Pope, as he will never change his mind anyway.  He’ll probably just throw them in a dumpster and actually be glad that people can’t use these millions of condoms.  They should have all been sent to the people who actually need them instead.  It’s basically saying to the people who live in fear of AIDS, “Sorry that you can’t have this condom to save your life, but we need to make a statement that the recipient won’t listen to anyway.”  And I think it would have been a much better symbolic statement to send them to those in need anyway.  We’d be showing that we really care about saving lives more than the Pope does.  I realize that sending condoms to the Pope and to Africa are not mutually exclusive, but I would like to see more emphasis on making a statement that actually helps those who need it.  It would be great to organize a fundraiser for condom distribution in Africa, in the name of the Pope.  We could send him a bunch of those cards you can get from charities that say, “A donation of condoms has been made in your honor.”

Comment #3: bananacat  on  03/31  at  01:07 PM

I think catgirl is onto something.  I wonder what agency based in Africa (if there is a single good umbrella for so many nations) would be the most effective recipient?

Comment #4: Ranylt  on  03/31  at  01:52 PM

I agree, the condoms should go straight to the countries that need them most. Just put “His Holiness” as the return address.

Comment #5: DC Fem  on  03/31  at  02:02 PM

What Catgirl said.


Also;
http://punditkitchen.com/2009/03/30/political-pictures-pope-benedict-xvi-africa-protection/

Comment #6: cynickal  on  03/31  at  02:33 PM

One alternative is that people could send him those “novelty condoms” that don’t actually work, but are sold as gag gifts (these are things that can be used in sex, but don’t work at preventing conception or disease). That way, real useful condoms won’t be wasted.

Comment #7: Ben F.  on  03/31  at  02:47 PM

I have to say I would much rather see the condoms be sent to a group that would use them but sent in honor of the Pope, kinda like the donations to Planned Parenthood from Sarah Palin during the elections.

Comment #8: aftercancer  on  03/31  at  02:54 PM

Catgirl, that’s exactly what I thought. Why waste a much-needed resource on a stonewalling dictator when there are probably hundreds of organizations who would love to get millions of condoms.

Does anybody have experience with Population Services International? I did a quick 3-minute web search and found them but I know nothing about ‘em besides what’s on their site. This sounds promising: ” ... condom social marketing and targeted communication remain cornerstones of PSI’s work to address the HIV pandemic”

http://www.psi.org/HIV/

Anyway, if they’re legit, I bet they could use a donation in Ratzi’s name.

Comment #9: cycles  on  03/31  at  03:37 PM

I agree with everyone who says to send them direct to African groups that can distribute them where needed.

This is the beauty of the internet. Religious dictatorship can be completely bypassed. Let’s make Joey the Rat completely irrelevant.

Comment #10: LCforevah  on  03/31  at  04:35 PM

catgirl, LOVE the suggestion.  And I’m in agreement with everyone else re: sending the condoms to people who actually need them.

I wish we could mobilize a tampon and maxi-pad donation program to Africa.

Comment #11: deep6  on  03/31  at  04:42 PM

I think a lot of people are sending them (in the Pope’s name) to organizations that will actually use them.

Dumpster? Methinks Vatican City will smell of burning latex this week. Maybe they’ll throw a couple copies of The Purity Myth on the pyre while they’re at it.

Comment #12: erinelizabeth  on  03/31  at  05:01 PM

I believe the Altar Boyz were going to play a concert in Rome on behalf of a contraception lobby group.  However it was cancelled when the Pope advised the group to pull out at the last moment…

Comment #13: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  03/31  at  05:53 PM

In response to Woodrowfan’s beating of the perpetual dead horse that a comment count shows how important a thread is to the readership, here is a detailed breakdown of why I didn’t post in this thread. (Yes, I’m bored.)

1. First response upon reading: Ah, heck yeah. That kicks ass. I love that people come up with these really creative ways to show the pope how much of an asshole he is and how his policies are killing people.

2. Second response, moments later: Although…...he’s not going to change. And he’s not going to do anything productive with the condoms. Maybe people could send the condoms to Africa directly and just send the pope an email or something.

3. Third response, upon reading thread: Ah, sweet, Catgirl already made that point - that the condoms need to go to Africa not the pope. And an even better PWN - send them IN the pope’s name. Sweet. I love the way Catgirl thinks.

4. Fourth response: Huh. I guess I have nothing more to add. I’ll move along now and not clutter the comments.

Comment #14: Essie Elephant  on  03/31  at  08:18 PM

Maybe they could be made into balloons for the next Vatican party.

Comment #15: Bitter Scribe  on  03/31  at  10:41 PM

It would be far better to donate the condoms to people who would like to use them and have access or affordability issues.

Comment #16: Samantha Vimes  on  04/01  at  07:18 AM

Essie, I think we agree on a lot of things.  I wish I could find a lolcat picture with a cat and an elephant being friends.

Bitter Scribe, at first I thought your suggestion was a good one, but then I realized that balloons are probably a sin, seeing as how they cause enjoyment in people’s lives.

Comment #17: bananacat  on  04/01  at  04:19 PM
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