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Poor Managers

imageWe’ve all had the job - the one where the manager buys into some cockeyed theory about supervising that makes their obvious failings the double-secret-reverse method of improving the workplace.  They aren’t obsessively checking your computer logs because they’re a prying dick who doesn’t trust you, they’re doing it because it encourages accountability and honesty.  They aren’t having painfully useless staff meetings because they need to play ridiculous dominance games, they’re doing it because they’re shown to increase staff coherence by 27%.  They don’t hold you responsible for your hours in a way they don’t hold their friends accountable because they’re a petty, tribalistic asshole, but because you’re just starting out and need to be shown the right way before you can veer off course.

One of the biggest disconnects for the media this entire cycle has been the fact that McCain’s supposed to be a more decent guy than his campaign is making him, and Matt touches on this in the same light I did this morning - the idea that McCain’s just somehow being buffeted by a campaign strategy that’s pushing him away from his moorings.

Something else I was thinking about as well: if we assume McCain’s not being passive, and that he’s making active managerial decisions, he’s the single worst manager imaginable.  He’s chosen people who don’t agree with his leadership philosophy, who can’t work towards his vision, who give him material he can’t keep straight, who say things he doesn’t agree with and who, at the end of the day, make him look like a worse person.

I really do think that he should be given full control of a nuclear arsenal, so that when his National Security Advisor, Murder O’Plenty, decides that we need to nuke China, we can have a wall-to-wall week of coverage on how this is actually good news for John McCain, because we’ll finally see the kind-hearted maverick we know and love in the tenderly crafted psuedo-apology to the last three residents of Guangzhou.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 04:07 PM • (12) Comments

Woah, I think I saw that chart in library school this semester.  (A whole semester on touch-feely library management, ugh.) 

Actually, I’m pretty sure that is a library or archives chart—I see metadata creation, digitization, collections, access…

Comment #1: rowmyboat  on  07/31  at  05:07 PM

I can’t tell you how happy I am to be in academia. I see charts like that and I get the shudders.

Comment #2: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/31  at  05:40 PM

McCain has now reached the last refuge of the desperate man:  “OMG!  Obama’s playing the RACE CARD!!!”

Seriously, does that even work anymore?  Do white men still live in such deep fear of The Race Card that they’ll look at quotes from Obama where he points out that he’s a black man just in case no one has noticed and they think, “THE RACE CARD!!!  IT’S THE RACE CARD!!!”

Comment #3: Mnemosyne  on  07/31  at  05:57 PM

Why my linky no work?

McCain Accuses Obama of Playing the Race Card

Comment #4: Mnemosyne  on  07/31  at  06:14 PM

“Do white men still live in such deep fear of The Race Card that they’ll look at quotes from Obama where he points out that he’s a black man just in case no one has noticed and they think, “THE RACE CARD!!!  IT’S THE RACE CARD!!!””

...yes, some do…

But the ones who think that would never have voted for The Black Man anyway, so it probably doesn’t matter…

Comment #5: MikeEss  on  07/31  at  06:21 PM

The poor oppressed white menz will never miss an opportunity to alert you to their oppression. 

As for the Poor Manager, oh brother have I had my share!  I’ve often thought of starting my own bogus motivational seminar and peddling it to the the kind of MBA nitwits who will suck it up.  The best part of Barbara Ehrenreich’s book Bait and Switch was her description of the silly, arbitrary, and non-scientifically sound personality tests that prospective white collar employees are subjected to.

Comment #6: Donna  on  07/31  at  06:54 PM

A few weeks ago, the crazy idea popped into my head that maybe the Republicans are purposefully throwing this election to the Democrats. It’s still crazy today, but I do see some long-range strategic value in letting the Democrats take the first stab at cleaning up a mess that will take far longer than just the next four years.

That McCain is the presumptive nominee shows that Republicans are not all from the wingnut factions, yet the Republican campaign for McCain so far seems like branding to retain those wingnuts. McCain has many strengths that have broad appeal, but his own campaign glosses over them when it mentions them at all.

Comment #7: jed  on  07/31  at  08:37 PM

Something else I was thinking about as well: if we assume McCain’s not being passive, and that he’s making active managerial decisions, he’s the single worst manager imaginable.

The Politico’s brilliant! Ben Smith tells us that McCain has definitely claimed responsibility for all his ads, and this is good news for McCain!

No, really.

Comment #8: Thers  on  07/31  at  09:13 PM

jed, I’ve heard that idea.  The concept is, supposedly, that after four years of the Horribleness of Democratic rule, the Masses will run screaming back to the Republican fold, and the Republicans will reign like the true philosopher-kings they know themselves to be.

The problem with this plan is that it will involve tossing away the marginally Republican seats in Congress as new Dems ride in on Obama’s coattails.  Good luck selling *that* idea to the RNC. 

There’s also the problem that they would need to obstruct any Democratic legislation that looked as if it had any chance of succeeding, while not being seen to be obstructionist.

Finally there’s the problem that the plan relies on things just sucking for four years, and the Democrats getting most of the blame.  If the economy picks up and we manage to wind down the wars, they’re screwed.

Comment #9: jackd  on  07/31  at  09:25 PM

jed, jackd, you aren’t the only ones having these thoughts.
http://valarltd.livejournal.com/814859.html
My prediction for the next few years.

Comment #10: Angelia Sparrow  on  08/01  at  09:59 AM

Between the MBA mentality that created that chart and the Human Resources Culture that demands we take it seriously, it’s a wonder that any long-term effort (i.e. one that lasts beyond the next quarter) succeeds in American business.

McCain isn’t that kind of manager, though. But he is an example of the only managerial aberration that both the MBA and HR types continue to tolerate: the impulsive, cranky, psychopathic big boss who pays their salaries.

What’s happening with the McCain campaign is typical in any large corporation. When the big boss is in “active mode”, the MBAs and HR staff simply cower and accede to his crazy demands. And when he’s in “passive mode” they take over and start pulling out their pretty “We’re on Target!” charts.

I’m so glad I left corporate life.

Comment #11: Gracchus  on  08/01  at  10:00 AM

Do ya think McCain had to promise the republics that he would let the ‘powers that be’ (KRove) pull the stings of his campaign in oder to get their backing?

Comment #12: evie  on  08/02  at  10:42 AM
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