Jonah Goldberg: The most important racial milestone we passed this year was O.J. Simpson getting locked up, and Barack Obama’s pretender-to-the-throne self would do well to recognize it. Or make an airbrushed t-shirt out of it.
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I got through less than half of that article and realized that I was getting dumber by the second, so stopped reading. That was about the point where he was saying that in a colourblind society we would not have verdicts of guilty or innocent… not that in a colourblind society a verdict of guilty or innocent would not reflect on the other members of a person’s race… *headdesk*
Unfortunately for Jonah, being a Doughy Pantload still carries a stigma. Except, apparently, at blogs like Clownhall and at MSM outlets that publish his books and columns and feature him as a guest.
I hope Jonah was sufficently grateful at this year’s Thanksgiving dinner, perhaps sacrificing a small black child to his rabid weasel of a mother; without Lucianne, at best he’d be a dimmer version of Joe The Plumber.
That’s the dumbest thing Jonah’s written, until the next time he writes something.
[Who was it who said that first?]
Jonah has once again transcended stupid to some ethereal realm of idiocy unattainable by mere mortals.
Ugh…I read about 20 comments there. Took less than five for someone to demand people sign a petition to prevent the travesty of a Chicago thug like Obama becoming president, since he’s not a natural born citizen and will cause a Constitutional crisis.
So…Chicagoans aren’t American either? Well, we’re definitely not REAL Americans.
I think my brain is bleeding out of my ears.
I got through less than half of that article and realized that I was getting dumber by the second, so stopped reading.
I should have done that. Now all I can think about is how awesome cheeto-stuffed, deep-fried twinkies must be.
[Who was it who said that first?]
I think it was Roy Edroso.
I should have done that. Now all I can think about is how awesome cheeto-stuffed, deep-fried twinkies must be.
well… maybe you can reverse that by going and reading random science articles on wiki? (results may vary, and I am in no way responsible for anyone getting sucked into reading talk pages on contrivertial subjects like abortion or evolution or the beginning of the feminist movement…)
“Unfortunately for Jonah, being a Doughy Pantload still carries a stigma.”
...though obviously not nearly enough stigma, or he would be treated more like the pariah he really is.
Personally, I long for the day when I can hear Jonah say those sweet, sweet words: “Can I clear your table?”...
So…Chicagoans aren’t American either? Well, we’re definitely not REAL Americans.
Caren, I think they need to keep up the Chicago hate, and maybe take it to the next level. For some obscure reason, I love to be hated by these guys.
“For some obscure reason, I love to be hated by these guys.”
...well, for one thing it means you must be doing something right. Bring on the wingnut hate…
...though obviously not nearly enough stigma, or he would be treated more like the pariah he really is.
Or is his fame all part of a vast Jew-hating conspiracy? Don’t worry. That’s not a serious question.
I thought being published on Townhall was being a pariah. Unfortunately, he still has that LA Times gig. The wingnut welfare system is already in place; somebody hoping to tell him to be careful in installing your subwoofer at Best Buy is likely to be disappointed.
So…Chicagoans aren’t American either? Well, we’re definitely not REAL Americans.
No, we’re just real stupid Americans, because we keep electing these douchbags.
(And yes, I am definitely in that number. I voted for that Blagojevich SOB twice, God help me.)
As for Goldberg, it’s instructive that he sees a black man going to prison as a greater sign of racial progress than a black man being elected president.
he still has that LA Times gig.
Perhaps he’ll be considered a liability that Zell will let him go.
Nothing wrong with Jonah that a flaming gasoline enema won’t fix.
I love to see you Commies squirm when the writer of “Liberal Fascism” gets his groove on. Jonah (I believe it’s pronounced “Honah”, as it’s a Mexican name) said “Given that Barack Obama’s every utterance seems to spur the minting of a new commemorative plate to the cause of racial progress, you’d think more would be made of this moment.“and he’s right, a famous black man was put in prison as an example for the rest of them. If we’d had more of this, there would be less of it. Surely that much is clear?
“If we’d had more of this, there would be less of it. Surely that much is clear?”
You know, RiM, that kind of makes sense…sort of.
BTW, don’t call me Shirley…
CN, he’d enjoy it too much. Especially if he got to wear a wetsuit.
That was vintage Doughy Pantload, to be certain. I don’t know a single white liberal who believed OJ. I don’t know any black people that though he was innocent. Did all of the above revel in seeing the “business as usual” sloppy-ass LAPD work get taken for a ride for once? Of course. Did everybody cringe that he was let go? Of course.
Don’t blame white liberals or black anger for OJ’s fate - the LAPD’s racist sloppiness owns that honor.
Nothing wrong with Jonah that a flaming gasoline enema won’t fix.
Uh, a job that his momma didn’t arrange for him might do the trick.
Jonah Goldberg is willing to lock up 1000 innocent black men to make sure not one guilty black man goes free. He’s the master of having other people self sacrifice like that. See Iraq.