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Reaganing The Fuck Out Of This Shit

Kevin Drum wonders where McCain’s annoying habit of using “my friends” like a teenager uses the work “like” comes from. 

He initially picked it up during the primary when he was doing the whole “I’m Reagan 2.0” thing:

One of Reagan’s verbal flourishes was to interject the phrase “my friends” into his speeches, presumably to inject a sense of commonality and companionship into whatever he was saying.  McCain having the keen political instincts of a Henry Clay and the insatiable drive of a DeWitt Clinton, stole the interjection and proceeded to use it as much as humanly possible, kind of like how Scientologists have you constantly relive a traumatic experience in order to move past it, except without the certificates of achievement or foot baths from Skeet Ulrich. 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 07:30 PM • (10) Comments

Generally, when someone who isn’t a friend refers to you as “friend” it’s a threat.  As in be my friend and do what I say or your my enemy and I will hurt you.

Comment #1: Lady Amerith  on  06/27  at  08:22 PM

...as Jesse Taylor finally moves past the tolerance level of the Scientologist Elite, Tom Cruise gives a simple command in an even tone of voice.  Minutes later, a Scientology Commando squad with instructions to find, intimidate, and then to humiliate, wings its way in quiet black helicopters to Jesse’s blogging bunker…

Comment #2: MikeEss  on  06/27  at  09:16 PM

The McCain convention speech drinking game will be almost *too* easy to make.

Take a shot for-

1) My friends
2) Straight talk
3) Transcendent challenge
4) Islamofascism

Comment #3: Ben D.  on  06/27  at  09:28 PM

I’m not your friend, buddy!

Comment #4: Sara Pulis  on  06/27  at  10:22 PM

I realized a couple of weeks ago that after 8 years of wanting to scream listening to W’s evil chuckle, I don’t know if I could take 4+ years of having everything prefaced with “my friends.”

Comment #5: Mighty Ponygirl  on  06/28  at  12:16 AM

McCain doesn’t seem to understand the difference between a catchphrase, a “meme”, and a verbal tic.

That’s not change we can believe in!

That’s not change we can believe in!

That’s not change we can believe in!

That’s not change we can believe in!

That’s not change we can believe in!

Comment #6: mcc  on  06/28  at  02:07 AM

Even when he’s making relatively nice (The way he says “my friends,” he sounds downright Mister Rogers-ish), he sounds like an idiot.  But the nice is a part of his strategy.  He leaves it to his flunkies in the media to throw most of the mud.  And that’s what’s going to sink him.

“Obama Osama…duh…he’s a liberal…and he’s BLACK!” McSame needs to say “my friends” an awful lot to make up for the absolutely exhausting stupidity of the conservative noise machine. 

Are the lime-jello background and the story-time, singsong speeches a conscious attempt to counterbalance the meanies? Nobody believes the “maverick” stuff anymore, so I guess he’s gotta try SOMETHING. 

Something’s not going to be enough.  The noise machine is already drowning him out.  And come November, the voters are going to send the whole sorry crowd of them packing.

Comment #7: Lori Heine  on  06/28  at  02:31 AM

I’m not your buddy, pal!

Comment #8: Cecily  on  06/28  at  03:22 AM

Foot baths from Skeet Ulrich?  Oh, my <strike>friends buddies pals</strike> comrades, I so have to get out more.  I know what a foot bath is, and I know who Skeet Ulrich is, but I don’t know the cultural reference that links these two phenomena, and I reckon I don’t want to, since I think Skeet Ulrich is a scrumptious morsel, and besides, his TV show Jericho posits an alternate reality in which the former United States is being taken over by corporatist evil-doers, the mercenary arm of which is named (wait for it) Ravenwood.

Was this already discussed in a previous class?  Because I might have been sick that day.

Comment #9: larkspur  on  06/28  at  11:47 AM

McCain sounds and acts like he’s desperate to curry favor with everyone.  That’s not the behavior of someone who’s strong and resilient.  If he keeps this up, I don’t foresee any Angry White Males voting for him.

Comment #10: keshmeshi  on  06/30  at  03:16 PM
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