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Rush: Obama praise will give Gordon Brown ‘anal poisoning’

How’d I miss this disgusting screed by true leader of the GOP the other day? I think the guy must be back on the Hillbilly Heroin.

CNN’s Rick Sanchez couldn’t hold back his contempt as Rush Limbaugh mewls that England’s Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s positive comments about President Obama will lead to Brown’s “anal poisoning.”

Sanchez: “Then you have Rush Limbaugh who doesn’t like the fact that Gordon Brown was impressed with the U.S. President. Didn’t like the compliment…in fact, Limbaugh was so upset about it, he made what may be one of the most disgusting comments anybody could possibly make. I mean, this is the type that would make me wash out my kid’s mouth, the type that even for Rush Limbaugh seems beyond the pale. Some of you no doubt will find Limbaugh’s comments offensive.”

Rush: “So here is a full-fledged, committed global socialist praising the president of the United States for all of his achievements in the first 70 days—a global socialist happy with the changes Obama has made, and ‘you have changed America’s relationship with the world,’ which is why all of the losers that make up the protesters are breaking bank windows, but the slobbering, the slobbering - this guy, folks I’m telling you - if he keeps this up throughout the G20, Gordon Brown will come down with anal poisoning and may die from it.”

John Amato at C&L says it all.

We all got the crude sex joke, Rushie. He is a disgusting homophobe. Why else would he make such frequent references to people having to “bend over and grab their ankles”?

The fixation of conservatives like Rush on sex acts is really troubling, I mean worthy of the couch. There is something seriously wrong with them. I mean considering how many closet cases and deviants are in the GOP’s ranks, it’s a motherlode for shrinks. It makes you wonder what is in the cache of El Rushbo’s browser.

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 09:57 PM • (28) Comments

It’s really gratifying to see even “non-partisan” people (CNN) so completely concerned with real problems like the economy that they skip right past bullshit such as Rush is shoveling.

Comment #1: banisteriopsis  on  04/04  at  10:32 PM

It makes you wonder what is in the cache of El Rushbo’s browser.

No, not really. In fact, there are few things I’d like to know less than what sort of porn Rush enjoys. Besides, I think Bill Hicks captured it perfectly a long time ago.

Comment #2: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  04/04  at  10:35 PM

Limbaugh’s a big, stone anchor around the USS Republican Party.  He’s a constant embarassment but he commands at least a plurality of their base.  They need to either cut him loose or just wait until he retires.

Comment #3: Billingham  on  04/04  at  10:38 PM

Ah, well, but this is clearly taken out of context by girly sissy men who aren’t MAN enough to listen to Rush.

Comment #4: Essie Elephant  on  04/04  at  10:47 PM

I am absolutely certain you do not want to look through Limbaugh’s browser cache. I suspect there are a number of IT guys who’ve dealt with him over the years who have interesting/nauseating stories to tell.

Comment #5: befuggled  on  04/04  at  11:08 PM

I don’t even know what the fuck that even means.

Just when I think that worthless asshole couldn’t possibly cross any more lines than he already has, there he goes and proves me wrong.  Again.

70 days into Obama’s Presidency and he’s pulling this shit, what’s the over/under on the vile pig all but calling for an assasination before the midterm elections next year?

The man is a raving lunatic and needs to be locked up in a padded room, never to be seen or heard from again.

Comment #6: DTG in STL  on  04/04  at  11:18 PM

Am I just out of touch, or am I the only one who is wondering what the fuck “anal poisoning” means??? 

Really ... and how, exactly, will a foreign head of state be so poisoned?  Should the British Government be looking into this threat?

Comment #7: Ms Kate  on  04/04  at  11:30 PM

It makes you wonder what is in the cache of El Rushbo’s browser.

I’m going to go with goatse.

Comment #8: boring old dude  on  04/04  at  11:37 PM

Browser KL, not mirror.

Comment #9: Ms Kate  on  04/05  at  12:08 AM

The fixation of conservatives like Rush on sex acts is really troubling, I mean worthy of the couch. There is something seriously wrong with them.

Tsk.  There you again, Pam, trying to shove the gay agenda down our throats…

/conservative

Seriously, though, I think they cling to such imagery precisely because they are at least as obsessed with sex as they accuse liberals of being.  Yet more conservative projection, in other words. 

At best, perhaps the more cynical among their leaders like Rush just go there because sex sells: if they can tie their political agenda, or more importantly their own personal power, to public sexual anxiety, the sexually anxious will embrace them, perhaps?  Convince the repressed that their problems aren’t their own but are the result of the corrupted world around them and promise to end that corruption.  Sexual scapegoating as a means to power and wealth.

Of course that’s giving them a lot of credit.  It probably is simply a sincere expression of sexual anxiety of Rush’s own.

Ew.

Comment #10: Chocolate Covered Cotton  on  04/05  at  12:12 AM

It’s really gratifying to see even “non-partisan” people (CNN) so completely concerned with real problems like the economy that they skip right past bullshit such as Rush is shoveling.
The economy has been the lead story in the news cycle for the past 6 months, at least.
They can’t spend some time on a 24-hour network to bitch about some partisan hack acting like a complete moron?

Comment #11: Jonathan Hohensee  on  04/05  at  12:21 AM

Global socialist Gordon Brown?  Global socialist Gordon Brown?  Global socialist Gordon Brown?

The fuck?

Comment #12: NonWonderDog  on  04/05  at  01:03 AM

And what manner of praise did Rush have for global socialist Tony Blair when he supported our capitalist war?

Comment #13: asdf  on  04/05  at  01:12 AM

It makes you wonder what is in the cache of El Rushbo’s browser.

I’d stay away from Rush’s browser cache.  It’s likely that possession of whatever is in it will probably land you in jail.  And they don’t like kiddie pervs in the big house.

Comment #14: CParis  on  04/05  at  02:12 AM

Am I just out of touch, or am I the only one who is wondering what the fuck “anal poisoning” means???

My advice to you is to never think about it again, and be glad for that.  I know I’m no happier for knowing what Rush was getting at.

Comment #15: Jrod  on  04/05  at  03:28 AM

It probably is simply a sincere expression of sexual anxiety of Rush’s own.

Ew.

“Sexual anxiety” is the primary motivation of the group that constitutes one leg of the Republican tripod.  I’m trying to think of a nice, concise name for this group, but failing.  I can’t help but think there’s already a good word in German for this.

(The other two groups are racists and suckers, btw.  Naturally, these groups overlap quite a bit.)

Comment #16: Jrod  on  04/05  at  03:34 AM

Global socialist Gordon Brown?  Global socialist Gordon Brown?  Global socialist Gordon Brown?

The fuck?

Took the words right out of my mouth.  I mean “TEH GAYZ AND TEH BUTTSECS OMFG!!!” I’ve come to expect, but Gordon Brown - Global Socialist?  Gordon “let’s reduce corporate taxes and flog off the gold and the radio spectrums” Brown?

What the fuck?

Comment #17: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  04/05  at  04:16 AM

First of all, liberals are obsessed with sex.  Conservatives are obsessed with sex.  It’s just that liberals revel in the positives and conservatives with the negatives.  Look at fire as a metaphor for the approach:
  *  liberals look at a fire and think. “wow, it’d be great to have sex with X in front of that roaring fire”;
  *  conservatives look at a fire and think, “wow, it’d be great to have X tied on top of that roaring fire”.

Gordon Brown, Global Socialist?  If so he totally, totally, totally sucks at it.

Comment #18: seeker6079  on  04/05  at  08:31 AM

Apologies for contributing to the not-so-pleasant mental pictures being brought up by all of this, but my guess is that he’s referring to Gordon Brown kissing Obama’s arse?  A British variant is to be licking someone’s arse.  Alternative number 2 is to be brown-nosing.  And such arse-directed activities might lead to “anal poisoning”, if your mind is particularly literal.  That’s the only thing I can think of that would in any way make some small shred of sense.

Comment #19: Katherine  on  04/05  at  10:10 AM

There is apparently a certain faction of the American right wing that is so concerned about socialists that they wouldn’t recognize one of he or she marched down the street waving a red flag and singing The Internationale.

Comment #20: Alex, FCD  on  04/05  at  12:46 PM

Which is, you know, ironic, because I’ve sat in the victory celebration of a MP for whom I’d done volunteer work singing with an entire bar of people, you guessed it, The Internationale.  Brown’s on the righter side of social democrat.

Comment #21: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  04/05  at  03:09 PM

What’s so ironic is the homosexuals, themselves such as this poster, throwing homos under the bus to attack their enemies.

WOW, is that ever a stick-rule invoking comment.

Comment #22: Auguste  on  04/05  at  05:41 PM

Anyone else think Rick Sanchez went a little overboard with the disgust? He sure is getting worked up over “anal poisoning,” which doesn’t even exist. You think he’s more grossed-out by the visual than the actual comment?

Comment #23: Emily  on  04/05  at  06:58 PM

Anal poisoning is the result of: a) sticking something poisonous in your anus, b) eating an anus that hasn’t been prepared correctly, c) listening to an anus on the radio.

Comment #24: Older  on  04/05  at  11:58 PM

Yeah, I’m with Emily. Sanchez is going to wear out his pearls if clutches them much more. Personally, I find Rush’s parade of racist comments directed toward black people (I haven’t heard the recitations of his racist comments towards every other non-white skinned people, but I’m perfectly willing to believe they exist) a bit more disgusting than this seventh-grade sex talk, but that hasn’t ever seemed to give anyone at CNN the vapors.

“Ah, well, but this is clearly taken out of context by girly sissy men who aren’t MAN enough to listen to Rush.”

Don’t mock that too well, Essie. You might wake up one morning with posting privileges at Big Hollywood and a contract with Regnery.

Comment #25: witless chum  on  04/06  at  12:39 PM

they wouldn’t recognize one of he or she marched down the street waving a red flag and singing The Internationale

That’s my idea of a fun weekend!

“Debout, les damnes de la terre
Debout, les forcats de la faim
La raison tonne en son cratere
C’est le debut de la fin”

(Because you know the French version would give them a lot more things to freak out about!)

Comment #26: BlackBloc  on  04/06  at  01:06 PM

I may quite likely be wrong, but I think “he’s going to get anal poisoning” is not so much a sexual reference as a much ruder way of saying “brown-nosed apple polisher”—in other words, he’s saying Brown is going to get anal poisoning because he has his lips glued to Obama’s ass.

It’s still a pretty outrageous and nonsensical thing to say, but then this is Rush we’re talking about.

Comment #27: JCfromNC  on  04/07  at  06:50 AM
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