Better get used to this sort of gutter-level innuendo. It’s going to be around for a while.

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(with apologies to Cho)

I’d love to blame this on Fox News, but it looks like a local affiliate of the Fox network did this, not the News Channel.

I love how she says “fisting” in a high pitched, perky, cutesy voice. That’s classic.

Paleeeeeze…...

I think they missed the part where they explain exactly why we should care, or why their private sexual practices are any of our ... um ... fucking business?

Oh, and Mapplethorpe is dead, so we will never know anyway.

As Robert Anson Wilson pointed out, you’d want anyone with their finger on the button to be having the best sex life they could. Wives, husbands, mistresses or toy-boys, horses, sheep - I don’t care, just as long as they’re getting their end away as much as they wanted…

I actually watched this as it happened!  I was yelling at the TV “it’s called bumping!”.  At the end, the interviewer did try to correct her by saying “and by fisting you meant the bump” or something like that, but oh, it was soo horrible!

OMFG, that was hilarious.

CHV, I honestly don’t think it was innuendo. I think the woman is just genuinely clueless. Which makes it funny, not enraging.

“Say it with Crisco!”

Also:

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MAJeff, I think that’s the Sen. Larry Craig Commemorative Senate Tour.

MAJeff, I think that’s the Sen. Larry Craig Commemorative Senate Tour.

Nah, that’s knee-pads and mouthwash.

MAJeff’s a Minnesota boy - maybe that’s how the restroom rolls at Gloryhole International Airport?

I guess this is what happens when you have an abstinence educator pretending to be an expert in things they don’t know how to do!

I’m sure that woman’s inbox is filled with unique and instructively illustrated emails today.

MAJeff’s a Minnesota boy - maybe that’s how the restroom rolls at Gloryhole International Airport?

I still wish Miss Richfield, or Minnesota native Chi-Chi Larue, would have been at the airport to greet the R delegates and provide a “highlight” tour of the airport.  She’s the perfect hostess.

Hahahahaha!

That poor woman; I don’t think she had the slightest clue what she actually said there. And now she’s the new Queen of Youtube—at least until another pageant contestant comes along to talk about literacy in Iraq (or like such as).

Heh heh heh:

StarStorm said “milking”

heh heh heh

Wow that was fantasticl! Im going to question her credentials as a certified “sexpert”?

By the way, words cant descibe how much i loathe that term….sexpert.

I’d love to blame this on Fox News, but it looks like a local affiliate of the Fox network did this, not the News Channel.

Correct.  Specifically, it was Fox 2 Detroit, WJBK, a local network affiliate.

Clumsy as it was, I honestly think it was a case of cultural ineptitude on the part of the guest, and not any sort of malicious attempt to smear the Obamas.  For all I know, the woman who said it may have voted for Obama.  Faux News Channel had nothing to do with this, and while their extreme rightwing spin is undeniable, I don’t think this piece was any reflection of it.  It was just utter clelessness on the part of a guest on a local TV station.

All that said, as f’ed up as it was, I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off when I first saw this.

Someone needs to show this woman that Kids in the Hall skit with Scott Thompson as an old woman complaining about all the words you can’t use anymore because now they mean something filthy.

DTG, definitely. Pure ignorance all the way through, and pure gold.

Good FSM. What a bunch of petty assholes. Denelian, I’m sorry you had to be the target of boring unimaginative morons who are not even smart enough to provide facts to back up their arguments. I use the word ‘arguments’ very loosely here.

I think they missed the part where they explain exactly why we should care, or why their private sexual practices are any of our ... um ... fucking business?

Because any indication that they’re comfortable with each other and their bodies means that they’re not self-loathing uptight “Christian” assholes with profound issues about the basic facts of humanity, and therefore are not suitable to lead the USA. Next they’ll be showing signs of other disgustingly anti-American traits like empathy and compassion.

like if my name had been added, after the fact, to a list of KKK members at a rally or something. i mean, i feel SULLIED.

I hate doppelgänger trolls as well. Don’t worry about it.

I think Nobody in Particular is probably right. The ‘sex expert’ in question is probably more clueless than intentionally insulting. You never know with Fox, though.

Thank you, Pam. Best laugh I’ve had in a while.

Yes, isn’t it awful that the Obamas are a loving and playful couple rather than frigid Stepford norm reinforcers like the Bushes and Faux News’s audience - or as Dunc put it perfectly, “self-loathing uptight “Christian” assholes with profound issues about the basic facts of humanity.”

I, for one, hope they are “fisting.”

You can’t be doing that unless you are really turned on, and with all Michelle will have to put up with as First Woman, she deserves at least some really hot lovin’

I’m glad I’m not on television, because I would have immediately (well, after stifling a giggle or three if not outright laughter, but right afterwards) asked, “Vaginal or anal?”

Ignore the name-stealing troll folks.

And dumbass faux denelian, it’s not dangerous if there’s plenty of lubrication, the insertion of the hand isn’t sudden, the partner is relaxed, the hand doesn’t actually start as a fist, and so on.  Vaginas can really stretch if given a chance (I’ve never met anyone outside a zoo with a hand larger than a baby’s head.)  I’m not that big (or experienced) with anal play, so I can’t vouch for that too much.  But everything I’ve seen suggests a relaxed sphincter can manage to do a lot.  Dangerous?  Psshaw.  Requires confidence and trust?  Definitely.

jon, don’t engage it!!!

Fisting can be fun and safe, MAJeff, so I thought such nonsense about “dangerous” needed to be rebutted (get it, troll? I said “butt”, now go masturbate again, you studly man, you.)

Nevertheless, morons who post under assumed names that are already taken are deplorable human beings even before they spew racist and homophobic lies.

I, for one, hope they are “fisting.”

Actually, it’s a dangerous practice and done almost exclusively by homosexuals.

You SO don’t know what you are talking about.

I thought such nonsense about “dangerous” needed to be rebutted

You should resist the temptation. Trolls don’t care about logic, reality, or truth… only attention.

Real MAJeff here….might be time for a registration system.

IF she really was clueless, then a public apology as to her cluelessness shouldn’t be a problem - and the folks at WBJ shoudl insist she do it, or issue their own apology for having such a clueless masquerader of a “sexpert” on their show.

Yeah, that’s what I used to think until Amanda Marcotte stole my name and made comments using it. Now, I figure if she doesn’t think name-stealing is important, why should anyone else?

Poor baby.  Truly, I don’t think anyone has ever suffered as much as you in the entire history of the world.

Please, steal my name and make an inane, whiny comment using it if it makes you feel better.  It’s the least I can do - your plight has touched my heart.

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Hey, that could be just the job for Norm Coleman!

Actually, there is a serious side to this whole stupid incident.  If a “relationship expert” who is so clueless about common terminology for sexual acts is able to appear in front of thousands-millions and provide “expert” commentary about the Obamas’ relationship, what kind of qualifications and knowledge should be expected of the various experts who show up in the media all the time - from financial gurus, nutrition experts, military & security advisors, etc?

It’s become the Dr. Phil & Laura show - self-styled “experts” who are just a step removed from televangelists.

There already is a registration system (gets you out of the stupid captcha thingy), but I’m not sure it’s configured to block nonregistrees from using a registered name. You could probably take a few minutes to hack a dump-to-moderation for any post that comes from a different IP than that name’s most recent successful post, but geez. I guess we know what the wingnuts are going to be wanking at for the next 8 years.

Regarding the name stealing, I don’t think Pam is as rapid on the killscript for IP maskers as Amanda is.  Sadly, with the new infestation she will need to be.

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was the trollnamestealer DodgeRamrod? pissed because Amanda did the “killscript”??

wow.

i am GLAD he is banned.