Tucker Carlson is on the teevee telling me that the government can’t tell me what to eat.
Which I would have heard if I wasn’t eating a big-ass hamburger and drinking corn-syrup laden soda. Thanks, government subsidies - you taste like delicious!
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Tucker liked Big Daddy Govt when he let lil’ Tuck see a bunch of cool explosions and he got a nice raise in his allowance. But now Big Daddy Govt is taking away his raise in allowance and talking about responsibility and other boring stuff that lil’ Tuck doesn’t like! Why is Big Daddy being so mean to Tuck now?? BAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW