Well neither of George Bush’s parents ever spent time outside the United States.

Except for his dad, a little, I guess.

“Well neither of George Bush’s parents ever spent time outside the United States.”

Wha?  Living outside the US for any length of time automatically makes you suspect?  So why didn’t that apply to McCain?...

Uh, W’s parents lived in China for a while.  When it was really commie too!

Ferox, how do we know unless we see Bush’s birth certificate and comprehensive records of all travels the Bush family has ever taken?

Um, Jesse, I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, but George W. Bush is white.  He’s a real American.  We don’t need to ask these questions.  Or what happened to Laura’s ex.  Or about George’s military records.  Or about the cocaine.  He’s white, that’s good enough.  (Even cowboy movies get this - white = good, black = bad.)  Now, this Obama fellow, on the other hand… just look at him!  And his middle name is Hussein!  We spent thousands of soldiers’ lives (some of them white, even) to kill a Hussein, and we’re just supposed to accept that there’s a different Hussein in the White House?  I don’t think so.  And if you need any more evidence, I off this final proof: it’s the WHITE House.  You think that refers to the paint job?

Even if we see all that, Jesse, we can’t know about his secret connections to Shintoist extremism.  He’s a sleeper agent for the kami!

Leave Laura alone.

...and Bush’s “birth certificate” needs to be subjected to years of examination, down to the molecular level, by the world’s leading self-proclaimed kerning experts and wackjob dentists/mail-order-lawyers with a tendency to file endless lawsuits, but only after running the gauntlet of unknown and self-proclaimed computer image experts looking at a low-resolution scanned JPEG image for several months and expressing their doubts loudly to anyone who’ll listen…

“Leave Laura alone.”

Do you say the same for Michelle, Malia, and Sasha?...

I heard Laura Bush has a “darkie” tape.

George and Laura Bush hugging: simple embrace, or terrorist arm-choke?

“I heard Laura Bush has a “darkie” tape.”

...that’s nuthin’.  You can make your very own at any Tea Bagger rally…

I want George Bush Jr. to explain why he once listened to a minister giving a sermon and quoting verses from the bible, a book notoriously filled with hate, and yet he didn’t get up and walk out in protest…

I know the answer to #10! No one in their right mind would give their money to such ne’er-do-wells, and no one would expect such an intelligent and commonsense guy as W. to do any different:

“[Neil] Bush’s divorce deposition gained public attention when he admitted to several sexual encounters with high-priced escorts/prostitutes in Thailand and Hong Kong in which he admitted to catching the STD herpes.” (From Wikipedia)

“On January 29, 2002, according to a police report made public via The Smoking Gun, Noelle Bush attempted to “fraudulently obtain a prescription” at a Walgreens Drug Store located in Tallahassee, Florida.” (Also from Wikipedia)

One thing that was asked about Bush: why his drivers license number got changed to 000000005 in 1995 when he became governor of Texas. Criminal records are tied to license numbers in the state, and the “security” change meant that anything on file related to his old number went into the bitbucket.

5.) How did George W. Bush apply for financial aid in college?

Oh, that one’s easy:

“Daaaad!  I need money!”

Number four is a real hoot for me, I was born, raised and continue to live in New Mexico, but my Social Security number is actually a New York area number (http://www.socialsecurity.gov/employer/stateweb.htm).

Clearly I’m a sleeper agent for Muslims to spread their godless ways upon the world by forcing everyone to worship Satan!

Libdevil, you’re forgetting that Bush’s middle name (and one of his dad’s middle names as well!) is Walker, the same as John Walker Lindh.  He’s secretly related to a traitor that came to light during his administration!

@Djinna

Walker Texas Ranger cancels that connection right out.  With his fists.
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I think that “Leave Laura alone”, is meant to be like “Leave Britney alone”.

I think.

@ Elliot
After looking at your link out of curiosity, I saw that I too have a New York social, though I was born in Louisiana. I wonder how that happens?

@yazikus

You, like me, are a Muslim sleeper who wants to drive the country into Atheistic Satanic rituals (whether you’re aware of this or have done anything to further this, admittedly contradictory, agenda is largely beside the point!)

Seriously though, can’t speak for you, but my grandpa (who lived in Brooklyn) was the one who set me up with my SS card, which is why I have a New York number. The important thing is not where you live, but where you register.

back at you-
I could definitely have been programed as a sleeper cell in my sleep- I sleep deeply.
I don’t have any New York connections- however- I was born on a military base (part of the sleeper cell plan apparently), and I wonder if that has anything to do with it.
People are always giving me dirty looks for my 071. ( By people I mean DMV employees, employers, and state employees).

Do you say the same for Michelle, Malia, and Sasha?…

Of course. It was an accident after all.

Actually, #9 is something of a favorite amongst conspiracy nuts. While I believe Satanism is simply left-hand Christianity, I think they consider it “another” religion. G’wan and googles up “Brownsville cult” or “Bohemian Grove”.

On #10 - GW Bush didn’t have to bother giving any of his money to out-of-luck relatives - he just hooked them up with gubmint contracts.  That’s how GOPers do it.

And if you need any more evidence, I off this final proof: it’s the WHITE House.  You think that refers to the paint job?

Well said, libdevil! And let’s not forget that the Blackazoid Conspiracy was already blatantly announced years ago by George Clinton (he wrote a whole song about painting the White House black fercryingoutloud). But did we pay attention? HELL NO. We had a prophet telling us about the sekrit Musin antichrist! Wake up, sheeple!

Why has George Walker Bush’s father never apologized or served time for all the Japanese citizens he murdered in 1944??!!

Why has George Walker Bush’s father never apologized or served time for all the Japanese citizens he murdered in 1944??!!

Because that would be fucking retarded.

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