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The best of the worst - Karen Hughes and Mark Penn combine ‘consulting’ forces

Haven’t I been telling you all primary season long about the Beltway consultant class, always more concerned about self-preservation and their next meal ticket, poisoning politics and democracy? Here’s bold additional confirmation of it.

The $3 million-dollar/month former Clinton “chief strategist” Mark Penn, whose arrogance and incompetence destroyed Hillary Clinton’s campaign, has gotten in bed with Bush’s babysitter, Karen Hughes, to form a PR/communications firm. This is so DC. (WSJ):

Former Clinton strategist Mark Penn, chairman and CEO of public-relations firm Burson-Marsteller, is hiring former Bush adviser Karen Hughes as a vice chairman, the principals say. The political combatants, known for their partisan efforts, decided to combine forces to offer a one-stop crisis-communication and public-affairs shop to corporations caught in front-page headlines or faced with a changing Washington.

It’s a comeback effort of sorts for both players. Mr. Penn, 54, who served as chief strategist and pollster for Sen. Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid, has been blamed in recent months for her failed candidacy. Ms. Hughes, 51, who came to Washington with President George W. Bush as his communications director, left her State Department position several months ago after making little progress on her mission to improve the U.S. image around the world.

“Mark and I share a vision that communications people should be strategic advisers ... and an understanding of the realities of the political process,” Ms. Hughes said. “And we also share the same lawyer.”

Boy, what boob would hire these two? This level of incompetence cannot and should not continue to be tolerated and enabled. The common sense question is why are people like Hughes and Penn rewarded a dime for continuing to screw up?  Is the motto in DC really “F*ck up, move up?

Help me out here, people—Hughes and Penn are the kinds of folks who need to be swept the hell out of Washington until they develop some actual skilz worth paying for.

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Posted by Pam Spaulding on 05:59 PM • (21) Comments

Someone over at my pad said Penn should consider adding Bob Shrum and Bill Kristol to the roster.

Comment #1: Pam Spaulding  on  07/11  at  06:03 PM

Am I just confused, or does it make no sense that Ms. Hughes referred to a shared lawyer? How is that a selling point for either themselves as individuals or their new venture? (Leaving aside all of the other reasons that are negative selling points for themselves and their company…)

Is this an example of poor communication, or poor humor that I just don’t get?

Comment #2: Not A Morning Person  on  07/11  at  06:14 PM

Is the motto in DC really ”F*ck up, move up?

Condi Rice, Paul Wolfowitz, Dick Cheney—the list goes on and on.

Comment #3: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  07/11  at  06:45 PM

>>Is the motto in DC really ”F*ck up, move up?

If there are four words that better personify the life of George W. Bush, I’ve yet to hear them.

Comment #4: CHV  on  07/11  at  06:46 PM

I’m actually quite happy about this.  These two incompetents are exactly the kind of people I’d like to see advising corporations how to handle embarrassing crises.  If these Penn/Hughes had been advising the telecoms the FISA bill would never have passed.

Comment #5: togolosh  on  07/11  at  06:57 PM

I tend to assume they manage to stay in business in large part because of their connections.  Particularly since neither Penn nor Hughes were particularly cut off from their prior employer, Penn’s ‘demotion’ notwithstanding.  People will probably hire them to use them to influence the people they know.

Comment #6: Greg Sanders  on  07/11  at  07:04 PM

I tend to assume they manage to stay in business in large part because of their connections.  Particularly since neither Penn nor Hughes were particularly cut off from their prior employer, Penn’s ‘demotion’ notwithstanding.  People will probably hire them to use them to influence the people they know.

Who needs skills when you have “access”? It’s same thing with beltway reporters too. It’s the Washington Way.

Comment #7: packnett@gmail.com  on  07/11  at  07:15 PM

Neither of these people got where they are because an unbroken series of failures. Also, someone always loses in politics. Basing your opinion on one primary season (one that in many ways is without precedent) is your prerogative, but my opinion is that such a perspective is rather shortsighted. In both business and politics, failure can often be viewed as a positive career experience. As for their political differences and going into business together, that is known as diversity.

Comment #8: jed  on  07/11  at  07:42 PM

Of course, it might make more sense to do things such that you avert the “crisis” in the first place.

But then folks like Hughes and Penn might actually have to work for a living instead of ripping off people/businesses/politicians too stoopid to get a clue.

Comment #9: dakine01  on  07/11  at  08:10 PM

This is quite scary. Those 2 separate are bad enough…but combined? It’s like an evil version of Voltron…

http://liberalretort.blogspot.com/

Comment #10: Michael  on  07/11  at  08:16 PM

I’m betting on Greg’s explanation. When you can get op-eds favorable to your client inserted in whatever paper you need, get your client’s shills on all the bobblehead shows, and peddle oppo-research “facts” about your client’s situation to scores of willing reporters, who cares how evil and stupid you are in some reality-based sense?

Comment #11: paul  on  07/11  at  08:45 PM

Actually, they are NOt setting up a separate firm.  Hughes is joining Burson-Marstellar as Vice Chairman.

“Both Penn and Hughes denied that Burson is perceived as a Democratic party-leaning firm, despite Penn’s work as former chief strategic to Sen. Clinton’s failed presidential campaign. Founding chairman Harold Burson, Burson US president and CEO Pat Ford, and worldwide COO Rick Powell all have longstanding ties to the GOP, Penn and Hughes noted to PRWeek.

“But the point of coming together is not about politics; it’s about taking people that have been through the toughest situations and bringing them together in a way that goes across politics,” Penn said. “That will be useful for clients out in the marketplace facing what are often very unique problems today.”

The agency is just looking to get more biz from everyone - Dems, GOPers, politicos everywhere.

Comment #12: CParis  on  07/11  at  09:20 PM

To paraphrase Dogbert, con + insult = consult.

In my daytime identity as a mild-mannered trade mag editor, I have to deal with a lot of PR firms. Burson-Marsteller is one of the biggest pains in the ass among them.

Comment #13: Bitter Scribe  on  07/11  at  10:39 PM

This is like the old University of Illinois motto - “we cheat, we lose, we’re Illinois”.  WTF - how many times do you have to fail to start being ignored.  I didn’t realize incompetence was something you listed on your resume.

Comment #14: tom prendergast  on  07/11  at  11:28 PM

In a sense this is no different than any other industry.  It just seems odd because, one would think, that at one time these two were rivals.  In any industry there is a conservation of human resources.  Fail or succeed, chances are you as an insider have a better chance of getting another job in that industry if you’ve been there before.  Maybe it’s a case of the “devil you know”?  I don’t really know but I know this, it’s true in a lot places.  Maybe it’s some kind of weird tribal thing.  Once you’re in the society, you’re in for life loser or otherwise.

That said, I can only echo what Pam said.  Who in the fuck would pay these people to sink themselves?  I mean holy shit.

Comment #15: ice weasel  on  07/12  at  12:04 AM

People here seem to think that failures at a previous job should lead to an inability to find work in the same industry - or at least should topple you from a position of high esteem in that industry and force you to start at the bottom and work your way back up again, regaining respect as you prove yourself once again.

This attitude shows that the commenters here are people who work for their paycheck.

At higher levels of power - corporate CEOs, politicians, heck even the high levels of local school administration and academic administration - failure just means that you have prior job experience.  Failure at a previous job has no bearing on whether you’ll be hired to do the same job again for someone else - the fact that you held the job before shows experience, even if you ran the company into the ground or destroyed your client’s chances for a Presidential victory.

Competence is only a requirement for us non-elites.  Elites fall upward.  That’s why they’re elites.

Comment #16: NonyNony  on  07/12  at  01:30 AM

Wow… So, who’s brilliant idea was it to form the Wonder Twins of Fail again?

Comment #17: StarStorm  on  07/12  at  08:33 AM

Deep down, I think every American has a “Baldwin Line” that cannot be crossed.

This is mine:

If it turns out Penn and Hughes have formed this professional relationship merely as a smokescreen to hide a torrid romantic affair between Penn and Hughes, I am moving to Canada

Comment #18: cargocult  on  07/12  at  09:24 AM

Pam,

I don’t think anyone should be surprised by things like this. The entire parasitic class of Washington statist elites are essentially all the same:

Barrack=McCain=Clinton

Barrack recently proved the he is more than willing to support, advance and expand George Bush’s fascist police state by voting for the un-constitutional FISA regs.

I recommend voting for Ralph Nader, Chuck Baldwin or writing in Ron Paul.

Comment #19: Kent Berdahl  on  07/12  at  09:57 AM

I think it’s a great idea! Let’s hire them to “help” John McCain!
Or for parties! Wedding receptions! Bar mitzvahs!  Their slogan could be “Cheaper Than Caterers, Even Creepier Than Clowns!” 
There’s a niche for them, I’m just positive. I mean, everybody doesn’t want to hire celebrity impersonators, do they?

/snark/

Comment #20: hbsweet, empress of ice cream  on  07/12  at  02:04 PM

You know who they really need to hire to complete the company’s Dept of Epik Fail?

“Brownie”

Comment #21: Samantha Vimes  on  07/12  at  04:01 PM
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