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The Cheney Will Take Over Your Surface World

imageThe simple answer to the question of why Dick Cheney is a spiteful, hateful ghoul of a human being probably has a lot to do with the fact that Cheney is vastly hated, but he was never humbled. 

Although Fallows is wrong about Bush’s overwhelming and uncritical graciousness towards Obama (and, to be fair, I think that ex-presidents should be free to openly discuss their successors), he looks like he’s planning out Obama’s next birthday party compared to Cheney. 

Cheney spent the past, oh, half decade getting less popular than that kid in grade school who never really seemed to shower, but he also spent that same time holing himself away from anything that even resembled reality.  It’s easy to burst on the scene in 2009, guns blazing like an asshole who blazes lots of guns, when you’ve spent the past several years convincing yourself that everyone in the world is your enemy because they’re stupid and dumb and have Nikes and Sega Genesis.

Or wait, no, that was me when I wasn’t showering in sixth grade.  Shit.

Dick Cheney is the worst kind of dick - the kind who has the ability to hear exactly what he wants, when he wants, and has just enough pull with just enough other dicks to ensure that someone will always broadcast what he says.  Bush may not be any better, he just lacked the ability to go hide in an undisclosed location for months at a time and refuse to talk to anyone but Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity’s hair.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 08:45 PM • (12) Comments

See, I always got the impression that Cheney was an intelligent, evil man. If, as you say, he’s gone off the cliff like most neocons, it would be a pretty big change in my mind from Gulf War Cheney and even Iraq War Cheney.

Comment #1: Triplanetary  on  12/01  at  09:33 PM

Gulf War Cheney’s “dithering” in the early 1990s is largely responsible for the Afghanistan that we face today.

The only difference between Dick circa 1990 and Dick circa 2009 is that this Dick talks a lot more.

Comment #2: DTG in STL  on  12/01  at  09:36 PM

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Comment #3: Mark Temporis  on  12/01  at  09:58 PM

Dick Cheney:  His continued existence is proof there is no God…

Comment #4: MikeEss  on  12/01  at  10:16 PM

Triplanetary:

Otherwise intelligent people who are evil enough in the way of being egotistical assholes inevitably make themselves stupid (and probably more evil as well, but definitely stupid). It’s not just firing people who tell you when you’re full of shit, it’s doing it in such a nasty fashion that no one with any real self-respect even wants to interact with you any more. Then all the people around you will only tell you what they think you want to hear, with a side order of spin designed to make you piss on their competitors.

I think, though, that Cheney is pretty much the logical endpoint of the “Serious Person” crap that has for so long infected american politics. By having been so absolutely wrong about absolutely everything, he has cemented his reputation for brilliance, and the people who keep giving him and his clone/offspring public platforms are just sad that reality has in every case pusillanimously failed to live up to the great man’s vision.

Comment #5: paul  on  12/01  at  10:34 PM

I think that when you shoot a lawyer in the face because you were drunk enough to mistake him for a bird, you’ve lost a lot of credibility.

Comment #6: Samantha Vimes  on  12/01  at  11:45 PM

dick cheney is an arrogant asshole, that kid in gradeschool could always bathe in the morning.

Comment #7: cpinva  on  12/02  at  02:22 AM

I think that when you shoot a lawyer in the face because you were drunk enough to mistake him for a bird

Having gone bird hunting I would say that Cheney was likely swinging through the bird, careless of where his friends were. So, there he simply manifested lack of planning and concern for his fellow man, in his rush to knock a $10 bird out of the sky.

Comment #8: Hector B.  on  12/02  at  03:44 AM

Echoing Hector, I would add that the shooting was emblematic of tunnel vision.  He and the neocons wanted to believe that conquering Iraq was the key to solving the Middle East conundrum and to that region’s overall threat to America and nothing outside that vision was going to distract him from it.

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Comment #10: lisa1986  on  12/03  at  09:43 AM

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Comment #11: Hershele Ostropoler  on  12/06  at  12:10 AM

I’m probably the only one who read the phrase “The Cheney” and wondered why that isn’t the name of a cocktail yet.  I dunno, something with bitters in it.

Comment #12: defenestrated  on  12/06  at  04:09 PM
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