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The Colossus Of Choads

John Cole has a great post on the rather obscene levels of Palin revisionism that are going on - in this case, the idea that Palin’s reputation as a reactionary idiot comes from highfalutin conservative intellectuals who just can’t accept the fact that the Greatest Woman In The World doesn’t talk like them, act like them, or complete sentences with the same thought she began them with.  Elitists.

With the bind that conservatism finds itself in, one wonders: are we going to see even more revisionism from the right in an effort to - yes, yes we will.  Don’t even worry about what comes at the end of that sentence, the answer is yes.

Fred Barnes decides to name off the top ten achievements of George W. Bush, which can actually be boiled down to four:

- He was conservative.
- He massively increased government spending in ways that few ended up liking. 
- He kept fighting a way that nobody ended up liking.
- He vastly increased the power of the executive to intrude into the lives and fortunes of anyone he deems fit for purposes that he wishes to remain classified.

This, apparently, was exactly what the American people wanted - or will want, thirty years from now when they come to their senses and stop listening to their stupid “experiences” and “thoughts”.  I can’t wait until this time next year, when the era of Bush the Second was the greatest experience any of us have ever had, like Reagan but better, mainly because we had iPods.  Bush will also be responsible for the recovery from the recession, our withdrawal from Iraq, and Ford’s revolutionary rocket-powered jet car of 2013.  Foresight, people, it was all foresight. 

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 02:03 PM • (15) Comments

Of course this will happen. It will work especially well with the emerging next generation who won’t have any direct experience of the times. Having none, they’ll accept that any criticism of Bush was ideological in nature, instead of the fact that yes, he really was that bad.

Comment #1: gwangung  on  01/11  at  02:40 PM

The problem is that, other than Bush-worshipping lunatics, everyone hates George. And the more the Bush-worshipping lunatics scream about how awesome George was, how he fucked up the economy, got us into the fucking war, gave Big Business the thumbs-up to rob us blind and stick lead into our kids’ toys and weird chemicals into our dogs’ food, and OMG IT IS TEH AWWWWESOMME!!1!—the more the non-lunatics will say, “Jesus fuck, I’m not voting for those crazy fuckers again.”

I keep begging Republicans to talk about how much they loved George, and they keep falling for the trap…

Comment #2: Scott  on  01/11  at  03:12 PM

Good God - Barnes’ list is like a checklist of things to come back and bite the US on the ass for decades to come.  You can imagine a crisis arising out of each and every one of those “accomplishments”.

Comment #3: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  01/11  at  03:24 PM

Is anyone else getting a bemused chuckle out of the idea of Dubya being called an intellectual?

Comment #4: damnedyankee  on  01/11  at  03:33 PM

Meanwhile, if you’re having any nagging last doubts about whether Bush really was the loathsome egomaniacal sociopathic cretin you thought he was, here’s a bracing piece by a righty who doesn’t want you to forget that yeah, he really really was.

Comment #5: forked tongue  on  01/11  at  03:33 PM

This is why Palin worship is safer. She hasn’t had a chance to fuck things up, so she can be idolized.

Comment #6: Amanda Marcotte  on  01/11  at  03:45 PM

forked, you can tell that blog is right wing without even reading the blogroll, all because of the pretentiousness of the language.  Like this:

A cynic would say it was ever thus. What president has not sought the favor of wordsmiths?

 

It’s clear to me that people who are repulsed by facts and reason have to resort to this kind of frippery to convince themselves that they’re intelligent.  As if really ridiculous language can stave off the perilous realization that you’re a moron.

Comment #7: Amanda Marcotte  on  01/11  at  03:50 PM

Well, I’m not gonna spend a lot of time on this but that particular right-wing moron has overcome his repulsion to some facts:

Bush’s idealism, in short, means that he’s not just indifferent to the evil consequences of his actions but positively welcomes them as proofs of his commitment to idealism. In Bush’s mind, the our very failures in Iraq have shown how he has gloriously withstood the test of leadership. For all that other presidents have also claimed the mantle of righteousness, an idealism as fanatical as Bush’s has never been seen before.

Let us hope that it is never seen again.

Comment #8: forked tongue  on  01/11  at  05:17 PM

Overheard at an art reception Friday night: “Obama is a great communicator. Bush had better ideas than Obama, but he just couldn’t communicate them.”

Can a person be anymore divorced from reality and not be on psychotropic medicines?

Comment #9: Samantha Vimes  on  01/11  at  06:49 PM

To clarify, I mean her opinions on Bush’s relative merit as an idea man. Not Obama’s communication skills.

Comment #10: Samantha Vimes  on  01/11  at  06:50 PM

Oh yeah, I believe that.  I’m just amused at the gap between liberal and conservative blogs’ approach to language.  There aren’t that many liberals who use pretentious language to disguise the emptiness of the actual message, but tons of conservatives who do.

Comment #11: Amanda Marcotte  on  01/11  at  08:24 PM

There aren’t that many liberals who use pretentious language to disguise the emptiness of the actual message,

Look, I’m only one man.  there’s just so much I can type.

Comment #12: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  01/11  at  08:53 PM

the idea that Palin’s reputation as a reactionary idiot comes from highfalutin conservative intellectuals

I bloody love this. It really demonstrates the bind the GOP has put itself in: pander to the Know-Nothings by running people like Palin, and the moneyCons and neoCons will be frightened away by mob populism and all that it implies for their bottom line; cater too obviously to to the moneyCons and the neoCons (especially during bad economic times), and the Know-Nothings get upset because they’re getting screwed on both economic and social issues.

Prince Bush’s real accomplishment was striking that balance and making the Know-Nothings believe for 8+ years that the son of a multi-millionaire who attended Andover, Yale and Harvard before having several businesses handed to him on a plate was an ignorant Xtian fantasist yahoo like themselves. Barring Peggy Noonan hot-mic incidents, though, you’ll never hear pundits like Fred Barnes acknowledging that singular achievement.

Comment #13: Gracchus  on  01/11  at  09:14 PM

Prince Bush’s real accomplishment was striking that balance and making the Know-Nothings believe for 8+ years that the son of a multi-millionaire who attended Andover, Yale and Harvard before having several businesses handed to him on a plate was an ignorant Xtian fantasist yahoo like themselves.

“Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.” - Mark Twain

Comment #14: damnedyankee  on  01/12  at  01:08 AM

I keep begging Republicans to talk about how much they loved George, and they keep falling for the trap…

It’s like the man said, never interrupt your opponent when he’s making a big mistake…

Comment #15: atheist  on  01/12  at  08:00 AM
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