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The Constitution Will Now Be Called The Negronomicon

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I think this might be racist.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 06:38 PM • (20) Comments

It’s not often my jaw literally drops when I read something, but wow. I mean, wow. What fucking century is this again?

Comment #1: Jan Andrea  on  06/17  at  07:06 PM

I wonder when they’re going to “play the race card”...like acknowledging McCain is a stupid white motherfucker from a party of people who are either stupid white motherfuckers, or who look away and pretend there’s nothing wrong with people who would think that button is funny.

If being labeled a “racist” is worse than being a racist, there is is a whole hell of a lot of labeling that needs to get done ASAP…

One good thing:  If you actually see some idiot wearing that button, you have positive proof they’re an idiot…

Comment #2: MikeEss  on  06/17  at  07:08 PM

Jesse, how do you cope with these things without screaming? 

(I assume you don’t scream because I know if I did the whole damn country could hear it…)

Comment #3: MikeEss  on  06/17  at  07:14 PM

I’m like 80% offended at the racism and 20% offended that someone thought that was clever.

Comment #4: Amanda Marcotte  on  06/17  at  07:14 PM

Blogging, Mike, blogging. That and relieving stress through this.

Comment #5: Amanda Marcotte  on  06/17  at  07:16 PM

I think you might be right.

Comment #6: Theron  on  06/17  at  07:40 PM

I guess it’s fitting that there’s a picture Thomas Dale Delay right below this post.  (His booking picture, which is too rare among Rethugs.)

When I have a mental image of the kind of asshole who would wear that pin, and think it was funny, it’s really easy to see Tom Delay as that guy…

Comment #7: MikeEss  on  06/17  at  07:41 PM

That’s it. I’m getting a button with a picture of Obama and caption of, “PAINT THE WHITE HOUSE BLACK!

Comment #8: atheist  on  06/17  at  09:09 PM

I keep hearing Mick Jagger, singing in my head: “I see a White House and I want to paint it black…”

Comment #9: hbsweet, empress of ice cream  on  06/17  at  09:35 PM

“Negronomicon.”

Teh awesome. All of our intertubes are belong to Jesse.

Comment #10: Dr Paisley  on  06/17  at  10:29 PM

According to the fashion pages, black and white are very in this year.

Comment #11: Ms Kate  on  06/17  at  10:53 PM

The GOPers are soooo stupid.  I guess they’ve completely given up on appealing to ANY African Americans.  Might make women and other minorities wonder what they might have come up with if Clinton or Richardson was the nominee.

Comment #12: CParis  on  06/17  at  11:35 PM

Just google the texas gop’s platforms over the years. It’s not as if they’re real americans.

Comment #13: paul  on  06/17  at  11:41 PM

Obama’s already got my vote, but if he promised to rename the Constitution the Negronomicon, I think I’d be willing to bear his children.

Comment #14: Jeff Fecke  on  06/18  at  03:33 AM

The fear is definitely kicking their racism into a higher gear.  I just heard someone (one of those radio doofuses, either Levin—whose voice screams “Perfect for a blog”—or maybe the Hannity guy) say that this will be the most politically correct era ever, which I think is laughable since racists and sexists and all the other equality non-believers just don’t understand the concept* and refuse to understand why their prejudices aren’t socially acceptable.

But as to their central fear: yes, the White House will be painted black.  It will look like a stealth bomber with blingy gold doorknobs.  Also, “Hail to the Chief” will now feature guest rappers Lil Jon and 50 Cent, Marine One will fly 30 feet over Georgetown and Silver Springs blasting Bob Marley and terrorizing the families of Washington pundits and keeping Senator McCain up past his bedtime, and Barack will change his name to Da Unstoppable Prezzidint or just DUP.  And any white man or woman who shakes hands the old-fashioned way will be sentenced to wearing their pants below their ass for six months.  And that’s just the first C-note days!

*some historically-minded people hate the term “politically correct” for it’s Stalinist origins and can’t get past that to the basic, truly watered down ideal American leftists have generally promoted: public words of a hateful nature aren’t very polite and tend to make the speaker look like a backwards-thinking dolt who should be shunned.

Comment #15: jon  on  06/18  at  07:17 AM

Might make women and other minorities wonder what they might have come up with if Clinton or Richardson was the nominee.

Apparently the manufacturers have lots of Hillary stuff b/c they really didn’t think a Negro could be elected.  Sample of Hillary button?

Chicken dinner special: two fat thighs, two small breasts, one left wing.

Way to go after the Hillary voters and women in general!  Wooot Republics!

Comment #16: Caren  on  06/18  at  07:51 AM

I did a brief post on that button when I found out about it. Later that day, I saw a traffic spike coming in from HuffPost. Someone posted in the comments there that my site was the one selling the button (I have absolutely no idea how they could’ve thought that and still be able to read). I had to post an update to clarify that we weren’t the ones behind this idiocy.

Comment #17: Brandy  on  06/18  at  04:41 PM

off topic - damn thee Amanda! now i am RE-ADDICTED to bubblewrap!!!

thanx

Comment #18: denelian  on  06/18  at  04:43 PM

“It will look like a stealth bomber with blingy gold doorknobs. “

::pause::  ....that would be SO COOL!

Comment #19: Eric, Rejector of Memes  on  06/18  at  05:07 PM

UGH.

Somebody call Blackazoid!

Comment #20: Nelson...  on  06/19  at  12:36 AM
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