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The High Cost Of Looking Confused

imageAll I’m saying is that if a girly-man Democrat had spent $150,000 outfitting themselves for ten weeks, it would be the story that consigned them, their ticket and perhaps their party to FOREVER ELECTORAL DOOOOOOOOOOM.

Now, obviously part of this is the gender differential - it’s okay for women to spend money on their clothes because it’s a “feminine” thing to do.  It makes no sense given that Obama and McCain both have to have fresh, pressed suits every day (and concurrent shirts, ties, etc.), but it’s a cost that’s often invisible and accepted so long as they stay in the range of acceptable man-purchases.  Oh, and they’re not Democrats.

But think about this - Palin’s selection was announced on Friday, August 29th.  Election day is Tuesday, November 4th.  That’s a little under ten weeks of campaigning.  If John Edwards’ legendarily elitist haircuts ($400 a pop!) were a weekly thing, he’d spend $4,000 on haircuts over the course of ten weeks.  John Edwards could get 7.2 years of haircuts for what it costs to keep Sarah Palin it high-necked jackets for ten weeks.  (Keep in mind that the RNC spent over $4700 on hair and makeup for the campaign, and I’m sure they weren’t paying for $12.95 trims at Great Clips.)

I honestly don’t care that they spent this money - imagemaking is expensive, and it’s about 60% of what presidential campaigning is.  But when aw-shucks Sarah the Governor spends more than three times the median household income to be “one of us” for ten weeks, it would seem to cut straight across the last little bit of credibility the campaign has left.  At least she understands my problem of having large, well-financed organizations insist that I wear tens of thousands of dollars of new clothes because I’m so good looking.

ELITISM UPDATE: Last week, the New York Post ran an item about how Michelle Obama stayed at the Waldorf-Astoria and ordered lobster and Iranian caviar and probably the head of her enemies as well.  Flopping Aces has the full story.  Go read it.

Done?  Good.  Because, as it turns out, Michelle Obama did not order lobster and Iranian caviar at the Waldorf-Astoria.  We know this because she was not staying at the Waldorf-Astoria.  We know this because she was not, I believe, in the state of New York at the time. 

Can we just call the election now, please?  Please?

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 11:16 PM • (42) Comments

Well, it just occurs to me that this tells us how….lacking…Gov. Palin’s previous wardrobe must have been.

Comment #1: gwangung  on  10/21  at  11:23 PM

I think we should all send thank you notes to the RNC thanking them for spending $150K on clothes for the Palins instead of trying to win congressional elections.

Comment #2: Rob  on  10/21  at  11:36 PM

They spent over $4K at some frou-frou store for clothing for the First Dude? I think the He-Man Woman-Haters Club is going to demand he turn in his manliness certification.

Comment #3: mythago  on  10/21  at  11:37 PM

“At least she understands my problem of having large, well-financed organizations insist that I wear tens of thousands of dollars of new clothes because I’m so good looking.”

...hey, somebody has to do it.  Get your stud on…  smile

Comment #4: MikeEss  on  10/21  at  11:39 PM

Didn’t Michelle Obama wear a $68 dress one of the days at the convention?

She still looked smokin’ hott, but she didn’t need Cindy McCain’s $300,000 to do it.

Comment #5: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  10/21  at  11:46 PM

As an aside, that self-same Nieman Marcus in Minneapolis is the same Nieman Marcus where Norm Coleman had a suit purchased for him by Minnesota businessman Nasser Kazeminy:

http://harpers.org/archive/2008/10/hbc-90003661

This would make Minneapolis a center of couture for Republicans, I suppose, but God knows why they pick on Minnesotans.

Comment #6: ploeg  on  10/22  at  12:21 AM

And if you look at old vids of her, it’s clear that the effect of the Republicans’ makeover was to take someone who—however idiotic her positions—at least looked serious and capable, and turn her into yet another garden-variety RNC spokesbimbo: big hair, too much makeup and ‘way overdressed for the part. They could have spent the weeks after the convention getting her up to speed on a few substantive issues (especially after having decided to pretend she was an “energy expert”); instead, they decided to waste it basically on “packaging” her—and remember, this is someone who looked fine and was already quite talented at dealing with the public (even if the façade was a micron deep).

It’s just part of the general, repeating pattern of the Rs expending a lot of expense and effort in this campaign for the purpose of tripping over their own dicks.

Thank God they’re losing; you can assume a McCain administration would be run the same way as his campaign.

Comment #7: Molly, NYC  on  10/22  at  12:53 AM

“Can we just call the election now, please?  Please?”

No worries Jesse, I think the republicans have been engaged in that process for some time now.  If they keep doing what they’re doing everything should be fine.

And with that said, I notice here in south central PA that there is a spate of new mcsame commercials as well some from nasty rethug 527.  It’s surprising that mcsame has been losing ground steadily here because he’s spent some serious money to be on TV 24/7.  And that’s fine.  As long as the RNC is pumping cash into this corpse of a campaign, they’re not sending it to their congressional candidates.

Comment #8: ice weasel  on  10/22  at  12:59 AM

If Palin loses the election, does she get to keep the clothes?

Comment #9: SLP  on  10/22  at  01:10 AM

$150,000? Do you know how much arugula you could buy with that kind of bank?

Comment #10: Sophist FCD  on  10/22  at  01:25 AM

Cindy McCain’s outfit at the Rethuglican convention cost $300,000.  Spending just half of that to outfit Sarah’s entire (huge) family for ten weeks is incredibly frugal by GOP standards.

Comment #11: Frederick  on  10/22  at  02:00 AM

I’m past the half-century mark, and I doubt I’ve spent more than a tenth that much on clothes my entire life.

Comment #12: idlemind  on  10/22  at  03:02 AM

Apparently Jesse, Pandagon is one of the more “demented” blogs:

Some lefty readers of the Pandagon site (a more demented site I have not seen) demand I apologize. I tell ya what…I will do as Franklin Foer from TNR did once the Scott Beauchamp stories he printed turned out to be lies….Issue a retraction and NOT apologize. Why? Because it just has to be true somehow right?

Don’t need a receipt from a fancy hotel to know that the Obama’s are elitist’s who think all of us regular folk are just bitter gunnuts clinging to religion.

Love how he spouts off shit like it’s real and then when his ass gets handed to him he ducks and covers to, “Well, they’re elitist SOMEHOW!.....(under his breath) N***gers”

Oi. As long as McCain doesn’t win Nov 4th can’t come fast enough.

Comment #13: UltraMagnus  on  10/22  at  03:26 AM

If McCain wins I will get shit-faced drunk for as long as my money holds out.

Hopefully I won’t need any bucks for ammo come the revolution.

Comment #14: Eric, Rejector of Memez  on  10/22  at  04:10 AM

If Palin’s red leather jacket is part of that expenditure it was cash ill spent. It makes her look even more like a doofus than she would have done otherwise. As with most of their policy shakiness, it makes me wonder how many Republican operatives are working for our side.

Comment #15: bad Jim  on  10/22  at  04:32 AM

Don’t need a receipt from a fancy hotel to know that the Obama’s are elitist’s who think all of us regular folk are just bitter gunnuts clinging to religion.

Us here reglar folks whut dont use them faincy apostrophes correctly.

Newsflash: I do think you are a bitter gunnut, asshole.  You don’t speak for me.

Comment #16: starky  on  10/22  at  06:54 AM

Where did Jesse demand that this guy apologize?  He just called out the lie.

Comment #17: Blitzgal  on  10/22  at  09:22 AM

“Some lefty readers of the Pandagon site (a more demented site I have not seen) demand I apologize. I tell ya what…I will do as Franklin Foer from TNR did once the Scott Beauchamp stories he printed turned out to be lies….Issue a retraction and NOT apologize. Why? Because it just has to be true somehow right?”

I don’t suppose it would do much to good to send our wingnutty friend to read Spencer Ackerman’s piece, which severely undermines the case against against Beauchamp.

http://www.radaronline.com/from-the-magazine/2008/08/scott_beauchamp_the_new_republic_scandal_01.php

Comment #18: witless chum  on  10/22  at  09:55 AM

I have a tape which proves Michelle Obama wasn’t at the Waldorf Astoria at the relevant time because she was in Kenya killing whitey.

Comment #19: Ginger Yellow  on  10/22  at  10:07 AM

I think it says everything you need to know about Palin that she is being compared to Michelle Obama and not Joe Biden.

Got qualifications?

Comment #20: Mike the Mad Biologist  on  10/22  at  10:40 AM

Michelle Obama wasn’t at the Waldorf eating caviar because she was eating Nation of Islam bean pies with Angela Davis and Ward Churchill. Or was that last week. I can’t keep this stuff straight.

Comment #21: histrogeek  on  10/22  at  10:43 AM

There is a story in my husband’s family, used as a joking rejoinder when a child has been caught red handed or as an adult mea culpa.  Apparently, when my husband got nailed for doing something as a, like, four or five year old his response was “but Jeffrey steps in puddles”! (Jeff being his older brother). Somehow, it was okay that he did something naughty, becuase his brother was known to step in puddles.  In the mind of a five year old, that is.

The “Michele Obama” story seems to have the same flavor ... but Michelle Obama Steps In Puddles!

Comment #22: Ms Kate  on  10/22  at  10:44 AM

Cindy McCain’s outfit at the Rethuglican convention cost $300,000.  Spending just half of that to outfit Sarah’s entire (huge) family for ten weeks is incredibly frugal by GOP standards.

You know, I could not care less if Cindy spent that much, or if her jewelry was that expensive, so long as it is her own money she is spending.  She’s rich, we all know that, and really shouldn’t be expected to wear a burlap sack if she doesn’t find it fashionable.

What I do find galling is Palin waltzing around like she’s some sort of everyday person, but without the momjeans.  She needs to decide who the hell she is - everyday person (not) or pampered and spoiled beauty queen who likes to pretend that her magic friend God guides her every move.

Comment #23: Ms Kate  on  10/22  at  10:48 AM

Wonder if she billed the state of ALaska for the kiddies Xian Right outfits -you know they are on official business as RNC props.

Comment #24: phylosopher  on  10/22  at  10:58 AM

Don’t need a receipt from a fancy hotel to know that the Obama’s are elitist’s who think all of us regular folk are just bitter gunnuts clinging to religion.

Elitists who manage to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps, and win financial and political success by their own efforts.

Yes, compared to most jokers on the right, that IS elite.

Comment #25: gwangung  on  10/22  at  11:50 AM

I don’t really give a rat’s ass about Palin’s clothes but I think this is another instance of what we have always known about Republicans (other than their tragic inability to use apostrophe like elitist’s!).  They don’t really give a rat’s ass about the “common folk.”  In fact they tend to be a bit embarrassed by them, though they’re perfectly happy to have their votes.  Remember their ugly elitism towards “Bubba” Clinton who was, in fact, an example of the American dream—a kid who did raise himself up by his brains (if not his bootstraps)?  Or both of the Obamas who come from pretty humble backgrounds are treated as elitists because they 1) got educations 2) got money (though, of course that is overlaid with the horrendous racial narratives that they are just affirmative action babies who whine and complain to get what they want handed to them.  Unlike folks like Dubya.)

The pick of Palin and the subsequent “make-over” is just more insulting the intelligence of the so-called common folk they court via hate and scapegoating.  They somehow thought they could distract the hoi polloi with a straight-talkin’ golly gee lady from the woods, though the truth is they’re a little embarrassed by her and treat her entirely as a prop.  As someone from bum fuck “real” America I can see—they’re laughing at us even as their sticking out their grubby hands for our votes.

Sorry.  Rant.  I hate faux populism.

Comment #26: pennylane  on  10/22  at  12:02 PM

Because, as it turns out, Michelle Obama did not order lobster and Iranian caviar at the Waldorf-Astoria.  We know this because she was not staying at the Waldorf-Astoria.  We know this because she was not, I believe, in the state of New York at the time.

She was indeed not in the state of New York on October 15, but in Fort Wayne, Indiana.  Fort Wayne, for those Real Americans who have never been invited to one of Fort Wayne’s elite bowling alleys, is an elite haven for the out-of-touch elitists of northeastern Indiana.  Real non-elite Americans, who in northeastern Indiana are confined, Bantustan-like, to non-elite towns like Domestic and Petroleum and Tunker and the giant turtle city of Churubusco *, can only dream of the the vast elite wealth of elite Fort Wayne’s elite, where elite locals often spend $50 shopping for elitist groceries like whole wheat bread and name-brand soft drinks at their choice of elitist grocery stores like Kroger’s or Martin’s, before they get into their elite imported Hondas and drive down elite streets like State Road 930 on their elite way to their elite ranch houses where they can sit on their elite couch and watch elite movies from elite stores like Blockbuster on elite DVDs while sipping their elite Pepsi like the elite elitists they are.  Elite elite elite.

Also, they hate America.

* (Giant turtles?  Not elite.)

Comment #27: cminus  on  10/22  at  12:54 PM

If anyone wants to see the inside of ugly wingnut minds, one need to go no further than the comment thread at Flopping Aces…numerous nasty comments about Michelle being big, black and ugly and possessing a big ass.

The smell of rotting carrion and leaking sewage there is so strong I can nearly smell it through the tubes…check it out if you want to see how the right wing mind works (or doesn’t!)

Comment #28: wagonjak  on  10/22  at  01:08 PM

So much for the party of Pat Nixon’s cloth coat.

Comment #29: idlemind  on  10/22  at  01:08 PM

PS Please remove the nasty remark by Ginger Yellow in the above thread…it belongs at Flopping Aces, and not here…THANKS!

Comment #30: wagonjak  on  10/22  at  01:10 PM

wagonjak, I’m pretty sure Ginger Yellow was being sarcastic.

What I do find galling is Palin waltzing around like she’s some sort of everyday person, but without the momjeans.

Indeed.  And parading herself as this fiscal conservative who cuts back on perks for herself to “put the people first”, although her record on that is very mixed indeed. 

I don’t have any problem with them packaging her; that’s how this stuff works.  It does, however, bring to mind a certain saying about glass houses.

Comment #31: killjoy  on  10/22  at  01:26 PM

What’s funny is her hair and makeup costs are about half of what it costs to belt-sand the lizard sheen off of McCain every month.

http://thesebastards.blogspot.com/

Comment #32: Matthew  on  10/22  at  01:32 PM

What amazes me every single time is that lots and lots of people still fall for the blatantly fake populism of the Republican Party hook, line and sinker. I mean, it’s just so damn transparent. Seriously, how dumb do they have to be?

Comment #33: Dan, Grand High Emperor of Bananas Foster  on  10/22  at  02:17 PM

But Pat and I have the satisfaction that every dime that we have got is honestly ours.

I should say this, that Pat doesn’t have a mink coat. But she does have a respectable Republican cloth coat, and I always tell her she would look good in anything.

One other thing I probably should tell you, because if I don’t they will probably be saying this about me, too. We did get something, a gift, after the election.

A man down in Texas heard Pat on the radio mention the fact that our two youngsters would like to have a dog, and, believe it or not, the day before we left on this campaign trip we got a message from Union Station in Baltimore, saying they had a package for us. We went down to get it. You know what it was?

It was a little cocker spaniel dog, in a crate that he had sent all the way from Texas, black and white, spotted, and our little girl Tricia, the six year old, named it Checkers.

And you know, the kids, like all kids, loved the dog, and I just want to say this, right now, that regardless of what they say about it, we are going to keep it.

Richard M. Nixon – “Checker’s Speech”

Comment #34: LanceThruster  on  10/22  at  02:58 PM

I think it says everything you need to know about Palin that she is being compared to Michelle Obama and not Joe Biden.
Got qualifications?

Michelle Obama is vastly more qualified than Sarah Palin.  Palin is qualified to be a news anchorwoman.  Obama is qualified to be a high powered lawyer.  Who would you rather have in government?

Anyone who hasn’t seen it yet, check out the vicious Daily Show evisceration of Wasilla.  I think it aired day before yesterday.  The mayor of Wasilla does nothing but hold once-a-week meetings and sign checks, and the current occupant of the office is delusional enough to think that she and Palin are qualified to be Vice President.

Oh, and Michelle Obama regularly wears clothes from the Gap and H&M;.  Elitist.  Sure.

Comment #35: keshmeshi  on  10/22  at  03:39 PM

Anyone who buys clothes anywhere other than Walmart is elitist.  Duh!

Oh, and if you’re black, if you ever buy clothes at all, then you’re definitely elitist.  Black people who know their place get all their clothes from a church coat drive and are THANKFUL to have even that.

Comment #36: The Opoponax  on  10/22  at  04:07 PM

I think I got blocked - they refused to put my last comment where I corrected their grammar one last time.

I mean, dude - it’s one thing to use bad grammar normally; people do that, even though it makes my eyes bleed.  It’s another to point out that you are 140 IQ SUPER GENIUS and then use bad grammar.

Although the correction of my spelling of “goddess” to “goodness” was pretty hilarious.

No, it’s not sporting, much in the way that shooting fish in a barrel is not sporting, but sometimes you just have to.  If he hadn’t have brought up his IQ, I probably would have left him alone.

Comment #37: Atheist Feminazi  on  10/22  at  04:47 PM

The Daily Show segment on Wasilla was awesome.  The guy who explains that 9/11 showed that people in small towns are better than people in cities, the “churchgoing man” who has nude pictures of his ex-wife and his ex-mistress tattooed on his arm…how did they find these people?

To be fair, I’m sure the mayor of Wasilla does more than hold meetings and sign cheques.  I mean, Sarah Palin must have done something to accumulate $23 million in debt.

Comment #38: killjoy  on  10/22  at  04:53 PM

Oh, and Michelle Obama regularly wears clothes from the Gap and H&M;.  Elitist.  Sure.

That’s because they don’t make many fancy designer outfits for 5’11 women who have the more typical dimensions of a fit but tall 40-something woman.  I know very tall women who would like to know how she finds time to find what clothes she does have!

Comment #39: Ms Kate  on  10/22  at  05:47 PM

The Daily Show segment on Wasilla was awesome.

Having lived in small towns for the first decade of life, I was laughing my ass off.  The best part: the metric about “number of pieces of ID you need to purchase pseudofed”.

Comment #40: Ms Kate  on  10/22  at  05:49 PM

Ms Kate - I’m guessing Michelle Obama has a really great tailor.  I also notice that in public appearances she tends to wear skirts and dresses - probably because it’s much easier to have an off-the-rack dress or skirt tailored to fit a tall slim frame than it is to find the right inseam in pants.

Comment #41: The Opoponax  on  10/23  at  12:01 AM

And yet they don’t have enough money to make McCain look cool.

Comment #42: Samantha Vimes  on  10/23  at  01:10 AM
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