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The Mainstream Hydra

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If you want to run for the Republican nomination for President in 2016 (and I know you do), then here are some handy tips for rocketing to the top of the polls for two weeks:

1) When you're polling poorly, it's because the mainstream media is shutting you out.

2) When you're polling well, it's because you managed to get around the mainstream media's filters.

3) When you make a mistake, it's a setup from the mainstream media.

4) When someone else makes a mistake, it's not being covered because of the mainstream media.

In the 2012 race, we've seen this pattern over and over again. But Ann Coulter, who appears to be receiving regular deliveries of the chilled souls of the innocent from the Romney campaign in exchange for support that manages to be both tepid and vitriolic at the same time, is running a new version of this scam. It's like Ocean's Eleven, except the other ten people can't stand to actually be around Ocean, so they just politely retweet the article and move on.

The mainstream media keep pushing alternatives to Mitt Romney not only because they are terrified of running against him, but also because they want to keep Republicans fighting, allowing Democrats to get a four-month jump on us.

I'm pretty sure that everyone else in the Republican field would be surprised that they're being pushed by the mainstream media.  Rick Perry, for instance, would gladly tell you why that's wrong, once he rouses from his slumber. Herman Cain will tell you why you're wrong after he pushes a paper clip around on a table for two seconds and repeats your assertion excruciatingly slowly. Michele Bachmann will just assume you've gotten a Gardasil injection. Newt Gingrich...well, Newt Gingrich knows he's smarter than Ann Coulter, the mainstream media, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, Thomas Edison, Leonardo DaVinci, the Almighty, and Tom Brady, and will gladly tell you why so long as you're a female reporter.

The only consistent quality that's marked the GOP race this year is the search for the biggest victim of the mainstream media.  Donald Trump was savaged by the media for his simple insistence that Obama show his already-released birth certificate. Sarah Palin is, of course, Sarah Palin. Bachmann was a nice Christian lady besieged because she was the walking version of an e-mail forward you get from your uncle that was cribbed straight from the blockquote beneath a "False" on Snopes. Perry was just like George W. Bush, and we know how they hated him. Cain was a black conservative - black, people! - and that made him perhaps the greatest victim the party could provide.

And now, we reach Mitt, the bland, telegenic frontrunner that everyone in the media has assumed will be the nominee since the moment he awkwardly called himself unemployed. He's a victim of the mainstream media in a manner even more insidious than all the other made-up ways the other candidates were: the very fact that this field of losers is competitive with him is prima facie evidence of bias against him!

That mainstream media, what a pack of wily and utterly, nonsensically contradictory scamps.

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 02:33 PM • (136) Comments

Your true independent, rugged individualist wingnut does love them some WATB resentment, don’t they?

Comment #1: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/17  at  03:18 PM

Jesse, every time you post it makes my day.

Comment #2: Abra  on  11/17  at  03:19 PM

Kind of sad when the best they can field is a do-nothing Governor who couldn’t lead his way out of a lawn refuse bag and whose life’s work never produced anything.

They are weak and they know it.

Comment #3: Ms Kate  on  11/17  at  03:24 PM

and will gladly tell you why so long as you’re a female reporter.

Unless he’s married to you and you’re suffering from a prolonged illness.

Comment #4: Dan  on  11/17  at  03:26 PM

If you want to run for the Republican nomination for President in 2016 (and I know you do)

That’s not a bad idea. It seems to pay well even after you lose, it takes absolutely no knowledge or talent, and I can make up crazy shit with the best of them.

Comment #5: JThompson  on  11/17  at  03:37 PM

That’s not a bad idea. It seems to pay well even after you lose, it takes absolutely no knowledge or talent, and I can make up crazy shit with the best of them.

Yes, but how long can you keep it up before screaming, jumping the podium and attempting to strangle your followers in the hope that they don’t breed?

Comment #6: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/17  at  03:41 PM

Is it such a wise idea on Romney’s part to enlist the help of Ann Coulter? The phrase “with friends like these…” comes to mind. The narrative on Romney is that while he’s not exciting to wingnuts, he’s the guy who could possibly win a general election. So, does he really want to be seen as Ann Coulter’s candidate of choice?

Comment #7: Alyson Miers  on  11/17  at  03:42 PM

Is anyone seeing that target ad bump out into the main text area and block part of the content?

Comment #8: Mighty Ponygirl  on  11/17  at  03:44 PM

Ponygirl, I have the same problem. 

Comment #9: Caren-Sun-blocking Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  11/17  at  03:46 PM

Me too. It’s driving me nuts because this looks like a really interesting post.

Comment #10: Bitter Scribe  on  11/17  at  03:48 PM

@Mighty Ponygirl

Yes.  I see it in Firefox and IE.

Comment #11: keshmeshi  on  11/17  at  03:48 PM

I’m having the same display issue. I had to C&P the text at the top into a blank Word document.

Comment #12: Alyson Miers  on  11/17  at  03:55 PM

Yes, but how long can you keep it up before screaming, jumping the podium and attempting to strangle your followers in the hope that they don’t breed?

Ah, but that’s where the sedatives come in.  Rick Perry’s half asleep debate showings?  Not a coincidence. Rush’s addiction to Oxy?  Same thing.

Comment #13: Blue Jean  on  11/17  at  03:57 PM

@Ponygirl: me too.

Comment #14: colorlessblue  on  11/17  at  04:00 PM

Is anyone seeing that target ad bump out into the main text area and block part of the content?

Me seven.

Comment #15: GSDavis  on  11/17  at  04:02 PM

...the walking version of an e-mail forward you get from your uncle that was cribbed straight from the blockquote beneath a “False” on Snopes.

best thing i’ve read all morning…  thanks!

Comment #16: jamie d  on  11/17  at  04:24 PM

Interesting criticism, but I’ve seen these exact same things applied by people when I’ve criticized questionable behavior by the Occupy protesters. They claim the mainstream media wont cover them due to something having to do with corporatism and whatever gets through is managed by some amazing ability at “getting through the filters.”  I just dont think there should be hypocrisy. Commence to calling me a troll because I didnt tow the line.

Comment #17: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  04:46 PM

Rick Perrys face looks like an old mans weathered scrotum. Another Texan with skin like an alligator bag out to shove right wing shit down everyones throat and pander to their yokel demographic.

Comment #18: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  04:47 PM

Bean Slap, you’re a troll because it’s toe the line, not tow the line.

Comment #19: Dark Avenger Guardian Chow Mein  on  11/17  at  05:53 PM

Democrats get a four month head start doing what?

We basically don’t get a primary because of the stupid way term limits work.

So head start doing what?

Comment #20: Crissa  on  11/17  at  06:04 PM

Jesse, you forgot one thing, which Ms. Coulter helpfully pointed out: You gotta get in the “fact” that the mainstream media is SCARED of you. THAT’s why they make you look like an idiot.

And if you can complain about the mainstream media on Fox News BEFORE Bill O’Reilly does a five-minute segment on how his ratings crush the competition, it goes down a lot better. Even Fox viewers get a little confused when the top-rated network complains about the “mainstream” media.

Comment #21: RickMassimo  on  11/17  at  06:28 PM

#20 dark avenger,
So let me get this straight, because I spelled a word wrong(which I didnt as both spellings are seen as legitimate) that makes me a troll? Tow I would think would be more appropriate since it is the act of towing something, like a tow truck, but instead of a truck one would be towing the line, ie grudgingly (or not) the line everyone else is even if its meritless. Or is the real reason you think this and why you didnt bother to add anything legit about why you think I’m a troll simply because I didnt agree with you and called out the hypocrisy? Me thinks the latter. I’m sure you look like the description I wrote concerning Rick Perry’s face. Its people like you who censor and then hypocritically talk rubbish about “free speech.”

Comment #22: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  06:31 PM

Dont you think that no matter how much legislation you push that there will still be those who break the law and get away with it under any economic system? I think they forget that the element that is at issue is human corruption and human fallability. Will making corporations not be seen as people change that fact? I think they should focus on punishment so that those who break the law know that they will not get away with it, even if theyre rich.

Comment #23: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  06:50 PM

I think Bean Slap’s #24 makes it pretty clear that he wants the rest of us to suffer for his bad choices.

Comment #24: Punditus Maximus  on  11/17  at  07:03 PM

#25 punditus,
You dont find it ironic that on a feminist website you are presuming that I’m a guy? Again the fact that you havent talked about anything I’ve said just makes it apparent youre trying to censor me via lemming minded consensus without reason.

#26 chet,
So merely getting one word wrong immediately invalidates anything I’ve said even though you can still understand what I was meaning to say? Okay so I guess we can apply that to Amandas posts which I have seen have had many typos and misspelling in it. So you think she’s an idiot? Also fyi I meant tow the line, not toe the line because one is towing the same line of thinking as everyone else. Again, if you had a brain you’d realize that tow is also used in place of toe. Both spellings are legit. The fact that I have to repeat myself shows that you have no reading ability and are too insecure to admit you were wrong. I have also explained how there is an analogy that can be used for submission to a groups orthodoxy via towing the line, ie alot of people towing or carrying the same line, like one does with anchor line. Toeing the line has less to do with towing the line than towing the line does. Toeing is a reference to a naval practice of all standing in line and making sure ones toes align with it. Towing the line is what a ship does when taking in anchors, which for effeciency are all tied together. One can use either. Dont be stupid. Have you found anything within my argument that can be disputed-nope. The fact that you havent and are focusing on mere spelling preferences shows you have no leg to stand on.

Comment #25: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  08:30 PM

punditus and chet,
U R troll. You are deviating from the subject matter and offering nothing but distraction from the debate.

Comment #26: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  08:31 PM

I’m not sure if Bean Slap is trolling so much as having a meltdown.  Since their first post at #18 they’ve posted 6 out of the last 10 messages; that’s (usually) meltdown behavior, not troll behaviour.

Comment #27: Toitle  on  11/17  at  08:43 PM

Commence to calling me a troll because I didnt tow the line.

No, this is why I call you a troll:

Rick Perrys face looks like an old mans weathered scrotum.

There are a million and one reasons to criticize Perry, but this is completely irrelevant to both his politics and his general douchebaggery.  Even if he were a doppleganger of Brad Pitt from 20 years ago, Perry would still be a giant ass.  And plenty of people who are uglier than Perry are much smarter and nicer than he is.

Comment #28: bananacat  on  11/17  at  08:45 PM

#30 banancat,
You didnt call me a troll nitwit, that was punditus and chet. Now you are simply being a troll when you cant even bother to take a few moments and read the posts nonetheless who wrote them. Also I did say more in my post other than rick perrys face looks like an old weathered scrotum (which BTW is not out of line with many comments on this blog-and can be seen as commentary on how Texans dont seem to like sunscreen). I said he was shoving right wing rhetoric down our government and peoples throat. Dont cherry pick my posts and omit the rest just so you can censor me. Second you are hypocritical as you called Perry a giant ass. Thirdly you are putting way too much assumption in there, I never said that just because Perry looked like an old weathered scrotum that he was a bad person. I said he was a bad person and that he also looks like an old mans weathered scrotum. I did not say that the fact that he resembles old balls means that he is inherently a bad person-you put that in there. Clearly looks have nothing to do with his character nor did I write that in my post nor can you presume that I even thought that from anything I wrote in my post. Do you think old mens weathered scrotums look ugly banacat-because thats really mean to elderly men. I was just pointing out objective similarity-you were the one who thought it was something bad. The ony way I think you could be truly offended and so sensitive about a comment torwards a right-winger is if you yourself have a face such as I described Perry to have. Is it the Scrotum Face Look-Alike demographic that I have offended? For this I will apologize. I love your ball face-ball faces are beautiful. Now that I have included faces such as yours under the beauty spectrum will you now read it without distortion, having full confidence that I do not think weathered scrotum faces look ugly?  I certaintly hope so as I dont want to be misread nor to have others think I think ball faces look ugly. Sunscreen is corporate control. I hate suncreen. It is a myth that it wards off melanoma and leathery skin. I extend an olive branch-will you take it?

Comment #29: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  09:07 PM

....oooh, and if I said that Rick Perry looks like a chimp which carries another similairity with Bush who is also from Texas would that offend those with chimp faces? I did want to include that but I didnt want to offend the monkey demographic-at least those whove learned to type. Is it something about Texas? I am making commentary on right-wing politics—please…..no feces throwing.

Comment #30: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  09:09 PM

Also bananacat when are you going to criticize ms kate up at #3? Ohhh I get it….this was just a lame excuse to try and make it sound like calling me a troll had nothing to do with thinking youre king of the mountain and can dictate to everyone what we all have to agree on and to what degree we could disagree with it. Oh I get it: censorship.

Comment #31: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  09:16 PM

http://youtu.be/xLfO738Ok5Y

Comment #32: bomberE  on  11/17  at  09:36 PM

Totally OT: During a tour of the British Parliament, the guide explained the origin of the expression “toe the line.”  The party in power and the opposition sit on opposite sides of the hall, with a space of carpet between them.  There are lines in the carpet in front of each bank of seats, and MPs are required to stay behind the line in front of their seat.  Apparently, those lines are two sword-lengths apart.  When debates got heated in the days when gentlemen wore swords, they could draw swords on each other, but so long as they remained behind their lines, they could not get into fights or injure each other.  Therefore, “toeing the line” meant standing as close to the line as you could get without going over (i.e., your toes were on the line, but you didn’t cross it and start a duel). 

Kind of a cool story, anyway.

Comment #33: Kit-Kat  on  11/17  at  09:41 PM

So let me get this straight, because I spelled a word wrong(which I didnt as both spellings are seen as legitimate) that makes me a troll? Tow I would think would be more appropriate since it is the act of towing something, like a tow truck, but instead of a truck one would be towing the line, ie grudgingly (or not) the line everyone else is even if its meritless

Tow—to use a rope or other structure to pull something

toe one of 5 extremeties of the human foot, also used in toe the line.

Learn to use English grammar instead of writing like Gertrude Stein on crack cocaine, my brain shouldn’t have to work that hard to understand your masterly, incisive thoughts.

Comment #34: Dark Avenger Guardian Chow Mein  on  11/17  at  09:53 PM

Bean Slap, I’m calling you a troll IN ADDITION TO those others call you a troll.  Also, since you’ve posted about half of the comments on the thread, that really is making you look more like an attention-starved troll who will do anything to get people to respond to you.  You’re really not helping your case here.

Comment #35: bananacat  on  11/17  at  09:55 PM

“He came close to stopping the greatest calamity to befall this nation since Pearl Harbor by nearly beating Teddy Kennedy in a Senate race.”

Kennedy won that election 58-41%.  Granted, it was a relatively weak victory for Kennedy, but come on, 17% is not close!

The rest of Ann’s article is stupid, even for her standards.

Comment #36: Albert Cirrus  on  11/17  at  10:45 PM

“Also fyi I meant tow the line, not toe the line because one is towing the same line of thinking as everyone else. Again, if you had a brain you’d realize that tow is also used in place of toe. Both spellings are legit.”

It doesn’t matter if you can think up a rationalization for using tow, that’s simply not the idiom. It would be like me saying “it’s raining rats and hogs” and then replying to people correcting me with “well it makes about as much sense”, which is true, but not the point.

Comment #37: Treefinger  on  11/17  at  11:05 PM

#40 treefinger,
Well I’m making up my own fucking idiom. Anyways who fucking gives a shit? I cant believe you could obsess over something so fucking miniscule. For fucks sakes, you know what the hell I was referencing. Talk about the content of my post not whether or not I spelled tow or toe right. Jeezus, man, get a freaking life.

Comment #38: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:18 PM

#38 banancat,
Well mindless consensus is always the way to go bananacat. An empty group think is always better than that one who stands out and thinks for herself, huh? Again you have no right to call me a troll. It is simply because you disagree with me. That is pure censorship through and through.

Comment #39: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:20 PM

#38 bananacat,
I have to fucking make numerous posts because nitwits like yourself keep accusing me of being a troll without rhyme nor reason other than the fact that I disagree with consensus. If you werent so damn stupid I wouldnt keep having to write more posts-and anyways what is this; a bar-who says I cant write numerous posts-so long as theyre on the subject matter whats wrong? You arent King of the Mountain, so you dont make the rules.

Comment #40: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:22 PM

#37 avenger,
I think I made it quite clear I know what the fuck tow means- which is why I went through pains to explain where I was coming from. I’m not using the fucking traditional TOE but instead am making my own up which is TOW-fucking got it? Like you wrote in your petty post tow means to carry or pull something which is exactly what I’m referencing in TOE/TOW the line. You are pulling the same thing everyone else is, pulling a line is a metaphor for tugging a long line, ie the line representing mindless chains of people who dont think for themselves. You obsess over this like RainMan. Get a fucking life. Spelling one word or not using the traditional spelling or making up ones own idom says nothing about the 99% of the rest of my post, espcially since you know what that 1% was referencing. You are simply a fucking troll to obsess and derail the debate over something so stupid. Get.A.Fucking.Life.U.Nitwit.

Comment #41: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:27 PM

#36 ms kate,
Thanks for not being a nit-wit like some of the other Rainmans on this degenerate blog ms. kate. My own little story about MY idiom is that it comes from a naval term which means to tow the lines back in which are connected to anchors. You wont find that on wikipedia but you will in this little post of mine which I have just written to explain it (for the thousandth time thanks to some brainless nitwits whom I shall not mention—just joking; punditus, chet, bananacat, treefinger, avenger).

Comment #42: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:31 PM

Well I’m making up my own fucking idiom. Anyways who fucking gives a shit?

Well, it does make you look silly.

Not so much the mistake, but the fact that you simply didn’t say “Is that so?  Oh well, my mistake” when it was pointed out to you.  It suggests that the other problems your positions have with reality (such as, say, women choosing to wear veils) may have something to do with a blind resistance to accepting correction - which is a problem most of us grow out of around age 3 or 4.

But pray do continue.  It’s amusing.

Comment #43: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/17  at  11:32 PM

But idioms are defined by a culture; you can come up with a phrase but it doesn’t become an idiom until it’s adopted by a significant portion of the population. Just because you put up a video on youtube doesn’t make it a meme.

As for the content of your post, where is BlacBox to talk about Overton’s window?

Comment #44: scrumby  on  11/17  at  11:33 PM

#45 chet,
Because you are still talking about it. You used this as an example to discredit my entire post. You made an unfettered accusation. I have to write back and tell you fucking nit wits that spelling something wrong/making up ones own idiom does not discredit the 99% of the rest of my post. You stop talking about it, learn to not bring up stupid things, obsess over them, derail the entire forum post and dont post again about it again. Grow the fuck up Rainman. You are the fucking troll.

Comment #45: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:34 PM

#48 scrumby,
So what the fuck is this, some written in gold rule? I explained it and where I was coming from (multiple times) so we didnt have to rely on cultural assumptions. I took pains to communicate where I was coming from. Regardless, even if I meant TOE the line, its a stupid thing to obsess over, nonetheless to derail the entire fucking blog on that stupid fucking issue. Its simply petty and an attempt to censor those who dont fucking TOE/TOW the line.

Comment #46: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:36 PM

Written in gold rule? Are you new to English because you seem to be mangling our idioms with surprising ease.

Comment #47: scrumby  on  11/17  at  11:39 PM

Bean Slap, you’re a troll because it’s toe the line, not tow the line.

I think we in the biz call this a “joke”.  However, it has become infinitely funnier since you took it seriously.

Comment #48: Denise  on  11/17  at  11:41 PM

#47 phoenician,
Again I mentioned when that was brought up that I was making my own analogy. I wasnt using toe the line, but tow the line. Why would I say, “oh wow, douchbag that really is a swell point you brought up,” to a poster who is calling me a troll every second and using one misspelling in my post which was AFTER making the assumption that I meant toe the line to say that I’m an idiot and use that to discredit my entire post? Phoenician you are in la-la land if you expect anyone to have a ‘swell and freindly’ response to a douchbag who clearly wasnt pointing out spelling errors or even checking if thats what I meant to help me spell right. If was a cheap blow and a trolling move that merely distracted the entire fucking blog. Why dont you get on Rainmans back and tell him/her to quit being a dick and censoring dissent and diversity of opinion.

Comment #49: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:42 PM

#52 denise,
I dont get it, because I make up my own analogy this is funny? How is this germane to the discussion? This is why blogs simply dont work. If you dont agree with everyone then you get censored by the blog owner or informally censored by being called a troll. There is probably alot of people who read this blog but would never post because they know they’d never get a fair chance to express their opinion without some nitwit calling them a troll if it dissents from the 99%. Its real big of you denise to jump into the dog pile and further distract from the conversation. I bet in real life youre a complete coward. It really takes alot of courage to agree with everyone else and chase away dissent or different opinions. This is why I left the blog world and havent bothered to comment for 6 months. Its futile. What the fuck do blogs do anyway? Simply a time waste and leverage for amanda to get her face on tv. Its pathetic and childish to think any of this is “revolutionary.”

Comment #50: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:50 PM

#51 scrumby,
I think youre a complete idiom. Its clear youre the troll. I said quit talking about cospiracys of spelling errors or hashing out different anaologys as some grand point within my post and if you dont you clearly acknowledge yourself to be the troll. Youre focus has nothing to do with the content of the post, nor anything to do with the subject matter. Clearly you understood the intent behind the ‘tow the line’ analogy and now you are deviating from any real discussion of the issue. What, does this give your petty existence an ego boost you clearly dont get in real life to obsess over something you can never prove? Do you like derailing an antire blog post just to focus on your fucking paranoia?  You are a complete wimp and a stereotypical online nerd.

Comment #51: Bean Slap  on  11/17  at  11:55 PM

Again I mentioned when that was brought up that I was making my own analogy.

Uh-huh.  So first it’s an idiom, now it’s an analogy.  When does it become a dessert topping?

if was a cheap blow and a trolling move that merely distracted the entire fucking blog.

So, like, who’s been posting the most on the topic?

Comment #52: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/17  at  11:58 PM

I like how BS keeps bitching about how we’re censoring them but tells me to quite talking. I’m also one of the few people that referenced the context of your post

As for the content of your post, where is BlacBox to talk about Overton’s window?

and you responded with

So what the fuck is this, some written in gold rule? I explained it and where I was coming from (multiple times) so we didnt have to rely on cultural assumptions. I took pains to communicate where I was coming from. Regardless, even if I meant TOE the line, its a stupid thing to obsess over, nonetheless to derail the entire fucking blog on that stupid fucking issue. Its simply petty and an attempt to censor those who dont fucking TOE/TOW the line.

So there was your chance to redirect the topic of this thread to the subject you want to talk about and instead you chose to keep driving away at the “you know what I meant, why do you keep picking on me?” line or reasoning you so treasure.

Comment #53: scrumby  on  11/18  at  12:10 AM

Written in gold rule? Are you new to English because you seem to be mangling our idioms with surprising ease.

Well, why would you write anything in stone? Gold is soft, so it’s easier to write on. It’s a new idiom I just made up.

Comment #54: junk science  on  11/18  at  12:11 AM

#58 junk science,
And its a free fucking country so youre allowed to nerd.

(SNORRRRRRRRRRRE)


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Comment #55: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  12:40 AM

#57 scrumblydouchwibbler,
YOU had the opportunity to redirect this blog post ages ago by not fucking getting involved and obsessing over a fucking word. Also I like how youre on a feminist blog and you use the word “bitching.” I have no clue what in the world you are talking about. You are in the wrong for fixating and trolling this entire forum topic about a fucking word. By pointing out that you know what I meant, I am pointing out that you are a detracting troll who omits 99% of the post to focus on a completely worthless piece of information and derail the entire fucking blog about it. This is the case even after I painstakingly explained to you what I meant, where it originated from and how I am applying it over and over and over and over and over again. So you have no fucking point for repeatedly going over this fucking issue-since there is no issue because you were just trying to censor me because I did not agree with you and because you got it wrong regarding the spelling/idiom/analogy thing. Clearly I have to respond to you because you have a communication issue and are not understanding my post because you have some gaping hole where your head should be. So I have to come back to this subject all the fucking time to try and get you to understand what a fucking brain dead amoeba could understand that I made my own analogy, made my own word and that you are a complete douchbag for derailing this entire blog subject over it. You are just trying to cover up for the fact that you were trying to censor me and the only reason you accused me of being a troll was because I didnt agree with you. Now clearly I have reason to reply back because you are a nitwit that needs somebody to hold your hand and walk you through the 1% of my post that you are obsessing over-you on the other hand have no reason for completely going over it again and again like some Rainman locked in an an obsessive compulsive loop. Any more degenerate posts by your sad, petty, nerdy and impotent self will simply have this post repeatedly sent to you, so you could read it over and over again so perhaps this will seep into your head like oil in pavement.

Comment #56: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  12:54 AM

@#36 Kit-Kat:  Thanks for the origin of “toe the line”.  I always thought that it referred to the line runners have to stay behind at the start of a race.  And isn’t there some rule that one person can’t have 40% of all the posts on a thread?

Comment #57: gretchen  on  11/18  at  12:56 AM

ohh and BTW scrumby I’m not telling you to quit talking but to listen and read. You no longer have any point to make. You derailed the entire subject over a fucking word, which you misread to mean toe the line which is not what I was referencing. You are not talking about the subject matter nor giving your opinion on it. You started this all over a stupid word which you have gotten wrong. You cannot say that I got my own analogy wrong, you simply misread and misinterpreted it and assumed I meant toe the line. You have nothing more to say on this topic you sad petty dweeb. Now start discussing the fucking topic at hand. Lets get you on a new OCD Rainman-like loop okay!

Comment #58: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  12:58 AM

You got your analogy wrong.

Comment #59: Denise  on  11/18  at  01:01 AM

#61 gretchen,
Well I’m only responding to posts directed at me so if someone wont direct them at me nor discuss my posts then I wouldnt have to respond. Isnt there a rule that posts have to be about the subject matter or about explaining ones own opinions? When someone is derailing this blog by talking about words and presumptions about words then that this not about the subject matter. When someone aims a post torwards the person whom the sender erroneously perceives to have made an error regarding word usage, even after the receiver has explained ad infinitum what they meant, then that is simply trolling. The receiver then has to continue to explain to the brain dead loser who started it all what they meant because if they dont then their post will be misperceived and communication will be inhibited which inhibits the writers voice. So perhaps if the nitwit who obsessed over verbage which neither has anything to do with the main subject and has already been adequately explained should stop talking about it or else the one whom the post is about will have to clarify the ignorant asses misinterpretation-again. Why not tell Rainman to quit obsessing over irrelevent subject matter. One could probably be talking about slavery and Rainman would be obsessed with the color of the speakers shoes!

Comment #60: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  01:08 AM

denise,
How did I get my own analogy wrong?

Comment #61: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  01:09 AM

And dark avenger started it but what are the chances that logic is going to penetrate BS’s head? By the way, OCD rainman-like loop is ableist language but I guess maligning people based on physical an mental state is cool as long as it’s not gender. BS is a guiding light of progressiveness.

Comment #62: scrumby  on  11/18  at  01:10 AM

Lets get you on a new OCD Rainman-like loop okay!

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Someone’s caught in an obsessive loop, certainly.

Comment #63: Tyro  on  11/18  at  01:11 AM

Bean Slap.  It’s not your own analogy.  You misunderstood a common idiom.  Accept it and move on.  Now, what is the 90% of your original post you want everyone to be talking about instead of tow/toe the line?  That line of conversation has been beaten to death.

Comment #64: gretchen  on  11/18  at  01:15 AM

My mistake.  Bean slap only has 30% of the posts on the thread, all saying the same thing.

Comment #65: gretchen  on  11/18  at  01:27 AM

Tyro,
Comments #21-#67

You + Douch Friends Network started it. You had no point. When it was pointed out to you, you continued to derail the entire subject forum. I wouldnt have to reply if you didnt keep bringing it up. Every one of my replys was a reply to one of you douchbags. You omit taking responsibility for that fact that if you didnt write anything nothing wouldve been written back. You act like a dick; what am I just supposed to allow you to say any stupid thing and not “talk back” and correct you? Youve got some delusional sense of self thats going to get a real bust in the balls. You tell me how one word of my entire fucking post has to do with any of the content which I said. You tell me how it was relevent for you to fixate on that and bring it up over an dover and that you werent just being an abusive troll. Tell me how calling me a troll was ever qualified and for douch chet (which sounds like a douchy name, like Tucker) tell me how calling me an idiot was ever justified.

#68 gretchen
No accept that I made my own term. I have used that term and even what I explained was the idea behind my term. Accept that and move on. Also accept that calling someone an idiot and troll from the very get-go like chet and douch avenger have done is wrong and shouldnt have been done. They shouldve moved on and not felt like they own the fucking blog to bully into submission anyone who doesnt agree with them by calling them names and censoring them. So youre still bravely siding with the censors are you crotchety gretchen? This isnt about tow the line its about online abuse which they started and censorship which theyve been trying to do. Dont fucking get involved since it has nothing to do with you. Suck off.

Comment #66: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  01:33 AM

#69 gretchen,
what are you; hall monitor? If you wouldnt write back then nothing would happen so dont pretend to be annoyed by it. Its multiple people against one person whom I have to respond to all of you assholes. Real big of you gretchen.

Comment #67: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  01:34 AM

#To douchfriendsnetwork,
YOU had the opportunity to redirect this blog post ages ago by not fucking getting involved and obsessing over a fucking word. Also I like how youre on a feminist blog and you use the word “bitching.” I have no clue what in the world you are talking about. You are in the wrong for fixating and trolling this entire forum topic about a fucking word. By pointing out that you know what I meant, I am pointing out that you are a detracting troll who omits 99% of the post to focus on a completely worthless piece of information and derail the entire fucking blog about it. This is the case even after I painstakingly explained to you what I meant, where it originated from and how I am applying it over and over and over and over and over again. So you have no fucking point for repeatedly going over this fucking issue-since there is no issue because you were just trying to censor me because I did not agree with you and because you got it wrong regarding the spelling/idiom/analogy thing. Clearly I have to respond to you because you have a communication issue and are not understanding my post because you have some gaping hole where your head should be. So I have to come back to this subject all the fucking time to try and get you to understand what a fucking brain dead amoeba could understand that I made my own analogy, made my own word and that you are a complete douchbag for derailing this entire blog subject over it. You are just trying to cover up for the fact that you were trying to censor me and the only reason you accused me of being a troll was because I didnt agree with you. Now clearly I have reason to reply back because you are a nitwit that needs somebody to hold your hand and walk you through the 1% of my post that you are obsessing over-you on the other hand have no reason for completely going over it again and again like some Rainman locked in an an obsessive compulsive loop. Any more degenerate posts by your sad, petty, nerdy and impotent self will simply have this post repeteadly sent to you, so you could read it over and over again so perhaps this will seep into your head like oil in pavement.

Comment #68: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  01:35 AM

#57 scrumblydouchwibbler,
YOU had the opportunity to redirect this blog post ages ago by not fucking getting involved and obsessing over a fucking word. Also I like how youre on a feminist blog and you use the word “bitching.” I have no clue what in the world you are talking about. You are in the wrong for fixating and trolling this entire forum topic about a fucking word. By pointing out that you know what I meant, I am pointing out that you are a detracting troll who omits 99% of the post to focus on a completely worthless piece of information and derail the entire fucking blog about it. This is the case even after I painstakingly explained to you what I meant, where it originated from and how I am applying it over and over and over and over and over again. So you have no fucking point for repeatedly going over this fucking issue-since there is no issue because you were just trying to censor me because I did not agree with you and because you got it wrong regarding the spelling/idiom/analogy thing. Clearly I have to respond to you because you have a communication issue and are not understanding my post because you have some gaping hole where your head should be. So I have to come back to this subject all the fucking time to try and get you to understand what a fucking brain dead amoeba could understand that I made my own analogy, made my own word and that you are a complete douchbag for derailing this entire blog subject over it. You are just trying to cover up for the fact that you were trying to censor me and the only reason you accused me of being a troll was because I didnt agree with you. Now clearly I have reason to reply back because you are a nitwit that needs somebody to hold your hand and walk you through the 1% of my post that you are obsessing over-you on the other hand have no reason for completely going over it again and again like some Rainman locked in an an obsessive compulsive loop. Any more degenerat eposts by your sad, petty, nerdy and impotent self will simply have this post repeteadly sent to you, so you could read it over and over again so perhaps this will seep into your head like oil in pavement.

Comment #69: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  01:36 AM

I’m (still an ableist slur ) Rainman but this person is literally cutting and pasting their word vomit…

Comment #70: scrumby  on  11/18  at  02:09 AM

Yeah, we’re at meltdown point.

Comment #71: Punditus Maximus  on  11/18  at  02:13 AM

They should bring back replacing troll posts with bunnies.  That would improve this thread 1000%.

Comment #72: bomberE  on  11/18  at  02:15 AM

How many feminist women use a euphemism for male masturbation as a handle?

Okay, I know one transphobic writer, but she gets her jollies on beating up marginalized people.  Hardly someone I’d base a pattern off of.

Comment #73: Crissa  on  11/18  at  02:18 AM

Also, why do these trolls argue?  What is this, meta existentialist theatre?

Comment #74: Crissa  on  11/18  at  02:20 AM

Hey Jesse. good post, maybe eventually there will be thoughtful commentary on it.

Comment #75: typist  on  11/18  at  02:22 AM

I was kind of on Bean’s side in the last post, then she yelled at me. So you know…“hmph” is my official position.

Comment #76: typist  on  11/18  at  02:27 AM

...I was referring to chet, tho, who seems to have given up arguing with BS again.  But I find it funny the two argue.

Comment #77: Crissa  on  11/18  at  02:34 AM

“So you can tow that same tired and obsolete line as most of the pacified (yet oddly angry), but for those who have a substantive issues to discuss we’d rather stay on topic than bash others who may be a little different”

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-10-10/wall-street-occupiers-need-kindness-of-strangers-to-stay-clean.html


OOOh and BTW my word usage is used by other people, so it is part of the culture.


scrumby,
If you cared about that then you wouldnt have used the sexist word bitching, so since you did then your concerns about ableism is full of shit. You cant call anyone out for ableism when you are a sexist. Not to mention but I was genuinely concerned. You displayed the actions and behaviors of someone who is having a OCD loop and obsessing over irrelevent data. Noo ne said I was making fun of it, simply pointing it out and Rainman is a fictional character. I couldve also called you Gilbert Grape.


“In modern usage, this is sometimes written tow the line, which itself has taken on a new meaning as an eggcorn. This practice probably originated with people who heard the expression but were not familiar with the original spelling or meaning. With the spelling tow the expression naturally takes on a slightly more active meaning: not simply conforming to the rules, but helping to enforce or confirm them.The phrase itself is derived from sailing terminology, in which a ‘line’ refers to a rope or similar that is used to adjust the vessel’s sails. Thus, ‘toeing the line’ means using the toe on one’s foot to find the relevant line and thereby aligning oneself with what needs to be done. In common usage, ‘towing the line’ and ‘toeing the line’ essentially amount to the same thing, as both imply that a person brings themself into agreement with either those around them, the task at hand, or the prevailing thinking of the situation. It is similar in meaning to ‘everyone pulling in the same direction’ or ‘everyone getting on board’, which incidentally are also derived from sailing nomenclature.”

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/toe_the_line

So now both for the toe/tow the line issue you further dont have a case to stand on.

“Towing is the process of pulling or drawing behind a chain, line, bar or some other form of couplings. Towing is most visibly performed by road vehicles, but anything from waterborne vessels to tractors to people can tow cargo” http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towing

Its a reference to towing in buoys and crab lines jerkoffs!

......oh and not likely typist until the Douch Brigade shuts the fuck up.

Comment #78: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  02:38 AM

crissa,
If you cared about ableism then why arent you upset scrumpy used the sexist word bitching and calling them out on it?

Comment #79: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  02:39 AM

Interesting how folks like BS and the Texas College Republicans think that “free speech”  means “I get to say whatever I want without criticism”  and “censorship”  means somebody saying they’re wrong or out of line.  Actually, BS,  “censorship” would mean implementing bomberE’s idea of replacing all your posts with bunnies.  And telling me to suck off is not, actually, demonstrating your mature sensibilitiy.
Thanks, Crissa, for explaining the origin of BS’s handle.  I was wondering about that.

Comment #80: gretchen  on  11/18  at  02:45 AM

“Noo ne said I was making fun of it, simply pointing it out and Rainman is a fictional character. I couldve also called you Gilbert Grape.”

I think you mean Arnie Grape. Gilbert didn’t have a mental disability, so he wouldn’t have made a lick of sense as a slur against someone’s perceived stupidity. Also, people care that YOU pointed out that bitching is sexist, but then used an ableist slur. It’s the hypocrisy, not the fact of the slur. Scrumby didn’t tell anyone off for their language until you had already chided him for doing something you then went on to do yourself.

Look, we’re making fun of your malapropisms because you’re no longer giving us anything else to work with. Many people have tried to turn the conversation back to what you were trying to say in the first place, but you keep going ballistic about the fact that someone had the audacity to make a joke. If you’re that worried about being censored, why don’t you spend more time talking about your original points? I can’t feel too much sympathy about you getting called a troll if you do nothing to dispel that notion. If you honestly aren’t a troll, either say what you have to say or leave.

Comment #81: Treefinger  on  11/18  at  02:52 AM

I wasn’t saying bitching like the sexist, woman-hating word, Beany. I was using my OWN word that I made up. Bit-ching [bee-shin-guh] : adv. inventing definitions willy-nilly because admitting you’re wrong about a tiny detail might tumble the entire sandcastle of delusional self-righteous victim-hood into the sea.

Comment #82: scrumby  on  11/18  at  03:09 AM

bean slap:

Fuck off and take your moronic nick with you.

Comment #83: BrianX  on  11/18  at  03:12 AM

#85 treefinger,
No, the point was that I could take any character from Jack Sparrow to Shrek and call the Douch Brigade it. It was about the fictional character part and the traits embodied by them not the disability (not to mention but autism isnt a disability like you claim).Whoever matches the habits of a mindless obsessive,  fixates on irrelevent details and gets distracted by them would be a great match. One could say Patrick Bateman from American Psycho, or Benjamin Braddock from The Graduate. I also dont get it, he’s the hypocrite for using sexist words and then chiding me for ableism which scrumby has not even proven. If you were so high and mighty about these things how come you didnt call him out on it?I didnt make any ableist comments. He cant call me out for that since he has done this first himself. You have yet to call them out for calling me a troll for dissenting with their opinion or calling me an idiot merely because I used my own words to create an analogy. They are the ones who sidetracked this discussion by focusing on an irrelevent issue simply to bully and silence dissenters. You are the hypocrite here. You cant call me out for ableism when you dont call them out for bullying first and foremost. Wow, gang up you brave, brave poster. Full of shit treefinger (BTW thats another euphanism for male masturbation just in case crissa is interested). Face it, you dont have a leg to stand on. What a mindless lemming you are.

Comment #84: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:12 AM

Well its obvious bitching was not bit-ching since it was spelled in the former rather than the latter. Also one would have to find other cultural uses of bit-ching from other sites, as well as other definitions by online dictionaries featuring bit-ching like I have to prove that it exists (see above). Again treefinger you are full of shit and a hypocrite.

Comment #85: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:15 AM

BrianXlax,
Fuck you and take your moronic douchbag with you.

Comment #86: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:16 AM

You have all failed to prove:
*tow the line is not a real word (which it is as proven above)

*how one word from my entire post is more germane than the other 99% of it

* how even if I had misspelled it you are justified in calling me a troll

* or justified in calling me an idiot based on a perceived misspelling of a word

* and using that to discredit all that I wrote


Now that it is proven that it isnt just my own analogy but one in online dictionaries you have no leg to stand on you sad loser.

Comment #87: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:20 AM

Oh, not all that good a response there, Beanie. I mean, not even really trying, honestly. Besides, you’re the bully here, spamming a thread to prove some sort of point. I’m not entirely sure what it even is, but it doesn’t matter because the fact that you’re a nuisance transcends the rightness or wrongness of your point.

Comment #88: BrianX  on  11/18  at  03:21 AM

And crissa where in the fucking world did you get that bean slap is another word for male masturbation? How is a penis like a bean? One would think that would be applied to females instead yet there is no definition of any lingo being applied to female self-pleasure that even sounds familiar.  So are you making up your own definitions? Find me where, in any online dictionary it exists.

Comment #89: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:23 AM

BrianX,
Getting you to understand my points and clarifying communication is not spam. Calling me a troll when I said nor did anything wrong is spam. Calling me a spammer for clarifying your lemming-like idiocy is trolling. Dont try and censor me X-Lax. And did you ever think that I’m failing at being a troll because I’m not one? You however are succeeding greatly in that department.

Comment #90: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:25 AM

I encourage your interest in further education, Beany. Perhaps a quick peak in a reference tome or two will hep you learn what a dictionary entry looks like. While you’re in there check out Toe the Line, Golden Rule, Written in Stone, and misgendering. You seem to have a problem with the last one.

Comment #91: scrumby  on  11/18  at  03:26 AM

Did you write that yourself or did you dig up a copy of Plotto in a used bookstore somewhere?

Comment #92: BrianX  on  11/18  at  03:27 AM

The only nuisance here is you all who started it. If you started it, continued it even though there was no point in cultivating it and still continue to perpetuate it then it is YOU who is the troll Brian. You have no right to complain since you are responsible for it. I am not bowing out and censoring myself just so you can bully others with dissenting opinions. You were not even originally involved so why the fuck are you engaging now? The original trollers all left and now it is only you who is continuing the trolling. You are so pathetic Brian and ou have no right to complain.

Comment #93: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:28 AM

brian,
What is Plotto dickweed?

Comment #94: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:29 AM

OMG did you mean Plato? Of course I’d expect you to get that wrong.

Comment #95: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:29 AM

Well, BS has succeeded in derailing any meaningful discourse about the original post.  Don’t bother asking hir to elucidate or continue exploring the original point of hir first comment.  If you go back and read, you will see that there wasn’t one, beyond attempting to provoke any reaction that could even remotely justify this explosion of exposition.  I must say, I’m impressed with the sheer volume and speed at which you manage to spew absolutely nothing, BS.

Comment #96: Delishka  on  11/18  at  03:30 AM

Plotto… eh, look it up. It’s sort of a cheat sheet for pulp writers that was written back in the 20s. It’s perfect for Markov chaining ideas together the way you’re doing. Except, now that I think about it, it’s probably a little advanced for you, because your repertoire is rather limited. Roll the insult dice, run it through the Word thesaurus, then paste it in and hit Send. You certainly aren’t putting a whole lot of thought in.

I gotta be honest, Beany, you’re just too lame to be a good troll. You’re tenacious, I’ll give you that, but so are David Mabus and Franc Hoggle, so that isn’t saying much (and I have no reason to believe you’re batshit crazy like they are). You know, though, the real problem here is that you are horribly, horribly off-topic. I mean, I just don’t see any connection in anything you’re saying to anything relevant. You’re just a big ball of self-righteous bile. So, yeah, who really cares what you have to say? Besides, I’ll get tired of mocking but you’ll still be spewing away, same as ever.

Comment #97: BrianX  on  11/18  at  03:38 AM

Wow, another troll delishka, welcome to this dog pile. You guys are such cowards. Anyone who dissents with majority are immediately targeted for censorship.


Shut the fuck up Xlax.

Are you actually saying you put trollers in high esteem; explains your current behavior then! BrianX I’m not off-topic I am correcting some twittershit who tried to distort my words and then some new twittershits like yourself who came and ganged up with them without even knowing what the fucking subject matter is. Every time you make a comment about something that wasnt my original post or the blog subject but instead distort my writings I have to correct you giving me reason to write back. You on the other hand have no reason to be talking to me if it isnt about the subject. Since you dont you are just an online troll/bully. If you would quit posting back about subjects that have no relevance to this subject then I wouldnt post back. You are the one who interjected yourself into an issue that didnt involve you and who continue to derail this subject by talking about things other than the main topic. Quit writing to me and being a douchwibbler xlax.

Comment #98: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  03:56 AM

delusionska,
So you dont think pointing out hypocrisy and the fact that one cant say that this is inherently Rightist behavior has anything to do with the subject matter? That was my first fucking post delusionska!Youve gotta be kidding me? And what a hypocrite; the only time you made a post was to be a douchbag-it had nothing to do with the OP-so who are you to call anyone out?The subject only got derailed when chet and Douch Friends decided to call me an idiot and a troll for reasons having nothing to do with my OP but for merely disagreeing with them. They got the subject off and I had to defend myself-then other Douchhats like yourself came and joined in not even knowing what the fuck is going on but nonetheless having a need for blood as well. Well FU for being a invasive parasite on my words and this blog.

Comment #99: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  04:01 AM

Okay it’s trolling but I gotta say it’s pretty good trolling.

Comment #100: Dan  on  11/18  at  04:04 AM

Look, Beanie Baby, I’ll reiterate what I said before. You’re an obsessive nuisance. Your behavior overrides any message you may have. If you were headed for the dungeon on Pharyngula, you’d be up for insipidity, slagging, and general trolling at the very least. At this point you are a cancer. You are not a dissenter. You’re barely even a troll. You are just a cancer.

Comment #101: BrianX  on  11/18  at  04:09 AM

Beanie Baby! Splendid, why didn’t I think of that?

Comment #102: scrumby  on  11/18  at  04:12 AM

Just wasn’t your time, I guess. Fear not, your snarky day will come grin

Comment #103: BrianX  on  11/18  at  04:20 AM

I wanna know the intended meaning of the symbol used. Is it meant to represent three guys teabagging the same skull?

Comment #104: Matthew, Patron Saint of Affogato  on  11/18  at  04:26 AM

Thanks Matthew. You just ruined half the dramatic moments in Captain America.

Comment #105: scrumby  on  11/18  at  04:39 AM

Bean Slap
I don’t spam comment boards because I don’t like to post unless I feel that I have something meaningful to add to the dialogue.  There is no prize for most individual comments, and if you thought there was, then I can maybe see wtf you are doing in this thread.  Sorry, you’re wasting your time, the only thing you can win here is some eyerolling from the rest of us.
Specifically towards your original post - There is no content there.  Your post asserts that Jesse’s original post, which brings attention to a specific type of and specific instances of hypocrisy, is invalid as commentary because anecdotal evidence suggests that there are other hypocrites in the world, some even here in the commentariat of this very blog!  You then spend 30something posts insisting that every other commenter must address your point.
If you go back, and read your own posts with a critical mind (set some time aside, they might involuntarily make your eyes roll wildly like mine did) you will realize that you don’t actually have a point for us to address.  Your basic premise is flawed, and you haven’t even bothered to try to refine your point because you’re too busy frothing at the mouth.  Besides, it’s more fun to poke the troll than to try to decipher it’s gibberish.  You are wasting time that would be much better spent maybe taking a course in critical thinking, or debate.  Invest some time in yourself, BS, learn reading comprehension, or even basic courtesy.

Jesse,

Sorry I didn’t have more to say about the original post. I laughed, I agreed, I’m moving on.

Comment #106: Delishka  on  11/18  at  04:45 AM

matthew,
It is meant as a coffe bean wake up. A bean slap because coffee wakes you up- and to the rest of you asshats fuck you you sad little insecure assholes. By the very fact that you avoided answering any of my questions shows you all to be the true trolls as well as simply bullys and oppressors. Scrumpy fuck you you fucking loser worthless piece of shit. You all either got off topic because you were scared of one dissenter by focusing on something that had no germane purpose to the subject, ganged in the dog pile or became hypocritical shit when you accused me of derailing when the only post you made contributed nothing but distraction, false accusations and censorship without even knowing what the issue was about before hypocritically accusing me of distracting. Suck it losers!

Comment #107: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  05:03 AM

So delusionska adding to a dog pile is contributing something useful? You have failed to answer any of the original and marked questions conscerning your reasons for dog piling on me you sniveling dog shit pile.

Comment #108: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  05:04 AM

#110 delusionska,

Its not about winning over people who are already losers but principle that you wont censor me. Also Ms/r. Hyperbolic this isnt about most individualized comments and this belies how superficial you are its about being able to make them without being censored for dissent by neanderthals.

Comment #109: Bean Slap  on  11/18  at  05:07 AM

@Bean Slap #111: Wasn’t talking to or about you. I was talking about the skull image at the top of the actual post, with the six things beneath it. Asking if it was three guys teabagging a skull. I’m not sure why you assumed I was talking about you.

Comment #110: Matthew, Patron Saint of Affogato  on  11/18  at  06:12 AM

Because this is Bean Slaps! thread Matthew. They’ve pissed all over it so everyone will know.

Comment #111: scrumby  on  11/18  at  06:57 AM

Okay, this is an awesome piece of performance art. I’ve been skimming over Slappy’s posts though, so have they whined about being oppressed by everyone yet?

Comment #112: StarStorm  on  11/18  at  07:49 AM

Did Bean Slap finally go to sleep?  Have we reached the end of this twelve-hour internet explosion?

Comment #113: Inspector Spacetime  on  11/18  at  08:05 AM

This totally reminds me of one set of friends - someone says something totally funny, and it sparks a discussion, but then that person - the one who never adds anything insightful or meaningful to any conversation, ever, and doesn’t bother to do things like read to learn anything because the assertions that they just shit out there are obvious, amirite? - just starts talking about something totally different and boring, and keeps doing it until someone has a conversation with them and no one is talking about the previous thing.

Back on topic:

So, does he really want to be seen as Ann Coulter’s candidate of choice?

Probably.  He can appeal to average voters, or at least the moderate Republicans that are voting for conservative Democrats, but if I remember correctly, the base is suspicious of him.  So to get that sweet golden nomination, he has to have Ann shill for him.

Comment #114: SporkeyO  on  11/18  at  08:55 AM

Just want to put in on record that I just read ALL OF THAT. Both the Coulter piece and this comment thread
Holy shit.

But, yeah, The Mainstream Media promotes Newt Gingrich (wut?) because Mitt Romney—like the most milquetoast, uncharismatic man ever—is so terrifying (wut?).
And since when does the media run against Republican candidates? It could just be that my brain is exhausted from reading the whole BS explosion, but either I’m confused about how elections work or Ann Coulter is, and I’m generally inclined to think it’s Ann Coulter.

Mainstream Media for President 2012, y’all!

Comment #115: posedbymodels  on  11/18  at  09:04 AM

I’m wondering how Romney feels about getting Coulter’s endorsement?

Comment #116: Albert Cirrus  on  11/18  at  09:12 AM

It is meant as a coffe bean wake up. A bean slap because coffee wakes you up

Was this the icing on the cake for anyone else? I burst out laughing at work. If I was a bit more naive I’d call Edgar Allen but I think I know a real live “douch” when I see one.

Sporkey, I’ll be interested to see Romney’s awkward attempts to court the base. Coulter isn’t an unreasonable vector for approach, but she’s hardly central to the wingnut movement these days. I often feel like Romney’s reading off a conservative script that’s about 3 years old and he doesn’t realize it.

Comment #117: Seize  on  11/18  at  09:16 AM

Bean Slap has been banned for his/her own damn good. WTF.

Comment #118: Amanda Marcotte  on  11/18  at  09:39 AM

WRT mainstream media cognitive dissonance among conservatives: It’s kind of like how conservatives believe that government is so incompetent that it can’t run a school or make environmental regulations, but we desperately need it to pry into everyone’s private lives to find terrorists, and it is, of course, perfectly capable of sentencing the right criminals to death with unerring accuracy. Wut?

<disclaimer>Next paragraph totally OT (although after the comment thread, maybe it is on topic):</disclaimer>

Every time trolls like Bean Slap come in and completely derail a comment thread, I can’t help but wonder why, of all the things they could be doing instead, would they waste their, and everyone else’s time, by spending all day trolling people on the internet. I’d rather play video games, watch movies/TV, play guitar, read, or do almost anything else than troll for attention. It does make me wonder what in the world triggered this epic meltdown, because Bean Slap had trolled here in the past, but never with this much frequency or incoherence. Something must have happened that set him off. Also, Manju was on yesterdays thread not being a troll. What’s going on here?!

Comment #119: progrocker  on  11/18  at  10:22 AM

I actually know an internet troll in person. He’s a pretty sweet, mild-mannered guy in person, but with a streak of weirdness that sometimes comes off incredibly creepy and antisocial. He’s also young, has had a really hard life, and doesn’t have much to do all day.

Comment #120: junk science  on  11/18  at  10:58 AM

@Tyro #67

This is classic wharrgarbl!

Comment #121: Ms Kate  on  11/18  at  11:17 AM

I have to think Ann Coulter just isn’t all that relevant anymore. She was a product of the neocon era, and although in some ways she’s closer to the Religious Right in her particular obsessions, I’d have to think she just has pissed off far too many of the wrong people, starting with going after 9/11 survivors and families and working up.

Comment #122: BrianX  on  11/18  at  01:09 PM

Jesse, you forgot one thing, which Ms. Coulter helpfully pointed out: You gotta get in the “fact” that the mainstream media is SCARED of you. THAT’s why they make you look like an idiot.

I find it so weird that right-wingers are willing to say this.  The most obvious thing uniting “the mainstream media” is their job—the reporting of fact—no matter how well they actually do it.  The logical thing that would frighten them all is interfering with that ability.  It seems like claiming the media is “scared” of you is tantamount to admitting you would censor them, and that you think objection to censorship is trivial.

Comment #123: themmases  on  11/18  at  01:34 PM

Thanks, Amanda.  This was a very promising thread until the Bean Slap explosion.

Comment #124: gretchen  on  11/18  at  02:29 PM

The most obvious thing uniting “the mainstream media” is their job—the reporting of fact—no matter how well they actually do it. 

There’s no such thing as “fact.” All that exists is a war between good Republican propaganda and the evil liberal propaganda that currently saturates the mainstream media. There’s nothing wrong with censoring evil. The media are scared of you because they know you’re the good guy and they’re the bad guy, and the good guy always wins in the end.

Comment #125: junk science  on  11/18  at  02:31 PM

Wow. Did somebody piss in BS’s oatmeal this morning? That was an epic meltdown.

I’ve always been mildly confused by the various things conservatives seem to believe about the “mainstream media”. Conservative commentary is suppressed - yet Fox News is incredibly popular? The MSM is inextricably liberal, despite much positive coverage of the Tea Party? Basically, any time the MSM covers a conservative viewpoint it’s seen as proof that viewpoint is unassailably correct, and any time they are critical of a liberal viewpoint, it’s because that viewpoint must be unspeakably awful. In no case does any of this coverage indicate that perhaps the MSM is not as “liberally biased” as they think it is.

Comment #126: Tapetum  on  11/18  at  05:14 PM

Out here in the real world, a bean is a long skinny thing you pick from a plant.  It’s also known as a pod, and often refers to the seeds inside the pod.

But some people think beans come from a can, but you have to remember they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

Comment #127: Crissa  on  11/18  at  07:03 PM

It also means a seed, too, or small oblong object, but you have to remember that the words you use may have different connotations to different people.

Comment #128: Crissa  on  11/18  at  07:09 PM

Bean Slap has been banned for his/her own damn good. WTF.


Speaking as someone who has tangled with Bean Slap on more than one occasion in the past over hir alarming kneejerk Islamophobia (‘there’s no such thing as a moderate Muslim’, etc etc), I say: thank you!

That was a pretty impressive meltdown, though. I feel sort of privileged to have witnessed it. We even had a “Suck it, losers!” Beautiful.

As for the post, I second the appreciation the Bachman/Snopes line. I’m finding this whole pre-primary race all rather entertaining, although I guess that’s much easier for me since I’m not from the US and thus don’t have to cope with whoever gets elected, directly. (Indirectly, yes.)

Comment #129: Nic_C  on  11/18  at  08:31 PM

Bean Slap was a classic Tireless Rebutter: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/tirelessrebutter.htm

Wow.  I actually got to see one in its native habitat!  It was one of the funniest things I’ve seen in WEEKS!

Comment #130: ArchTeryx  on  11/18  at  10:46 PM

The MSM certainly has its faults.  But I’m always amused when someone tells me that the MSM is hiding some piece of news or information and gives as a reference ... a link in the MSM to a story about that news or information.  I the MSM is hiding it, they’re not doing a good job.

Comment #131: oldfeminist  on  11/19  at  01:10 PM

Bean Slap has been banned for his/her own damn good. WTF.

Oh, sure, Marcotte - like you can singlehandly bring sanity and a sense of proportion back?  This is the Internet, baby - we don’t DO that shit here!

Comment #132: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/19  at  02:07 PM

But some people think beans come from a can, but you have to remember they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

Moving to the city and gonna eat you a lot of them, huh?

Comment #133: Phoenician in a time of Romans  on  11/19  at  02:10 PM

BS seems to have come out of the same drawer as the majority of Republican candidates this cycle. This bout of troll-o-rhea makes a nice analogy to Jesse’s post, with BS as the candidate and Pandagon regulars as the MSM. (1) It’s all about them, (2) They try to brow-beat you into talking about what they want to talk about, and (3) Facts are irrelevant. Except that Pandagon folks are a lot less willing to be herded into tolerating such bluster.

Comment #134: weirdnoise  on  11/19  at  02:54 PM

@oldfeminist—depends.  The Iraq War protests were covered.  On page A17, for two column inches.

Comment #135: Punditus Maximus  on  11/19  at  05:04 PM

protecting for only twoo weeks is very small :(

Comment #136: bESt buY  on  11/20  at  01:33 PM
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