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The NBA Draft Is Kind Of Lame

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imageI’ve never really liked the NBA Draft, even when I was rabidly collecting cards and attending Cavs games in the mid-90s.

...Yes, I attended Cavs games in the mid-90s.  Shut up. 

I was trying tonight to figure out why I don’t like the NBA Draft, particularly as compared to the Cadillac of Drafts (I meant BMW), the NFL Draft.  And then I went to ESPN and figured out why. 

In the NFL, you have teams that have consistently bad drafts year after year, like Detroit, but even the worst teams usually find some gold somewhere along the way.  You even have the odd horrific draft year, like 1999, where such stalwarts as Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Ricky Williams and Cade McNown thrilled us with the prospect of legendary flameouts. 

But in the NBA, there are very few picks overall and a crapton of bad ones.  Your average draft year is good for a half dozen Euro players you’ll never see play, fifteen players solid enough to contend for starting spots and another forty-five who’ll be lucky to go up against Darko Milicic in practice.  There just don’t seem to be that many NBA-caliber players available in any given year, which makes the entire thing a trudge towards involuntary retirement trussed up as the future of the league.  I prefer that my sports not come with a constant influx of needless depression.

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 11:03 PM • (10) Comments

Did you know that “John Crotty” rhymes and syllabically synches up with “biscotti”?

Interesting fun-fact: Roy Hibbert of Georgetown, now of the Pacers, is related to Dr. Julius Hibbert (nephew, I believe).

Comment #1: norbizness  on  06/26  at  11:37 PM

Clearly you missed the big discussion on ableist language!

Comment #2: Rock and Roll  on  06/26  at  11:39 PM

Well, the whole NBA experience would be a lot more fun if the blasted season didn’t last 8 months. Basketball playoffs at the end of June is sort of stupid.
Maybe a few changes to the pro game would open up the pool of exciting draft prospects. If a 23 foot shot is worth 3 points, then why not make a slam dunk worth 4? And keep the clock running during free throws, so the last 2 minutes of the game doesn’t seem endless and boring.
That said, I gotta admit that I liked watching the Celtics run away with the playoffs last week.

Comment #3: happyfungirl  on  06/27  at  01:22 AM

I think you’re right—the bottom guys in the draft don’t tend to dislodge the last guys on NBA benches, so the whole thing ends up feeling rather futile after the first handful of picks.

Comment #4: FlipYrWhig  on  06/27  at  02:32 AM

Yesterday was the first time the NBA drafted a player who’s mother was a WNBA player. Neat.

Comment #5: Elizabeth  on  06/27  at  07:31 AM

The NFL draft is fun b/c Jerry Angelo is scared of having a low number and will trade down.  Since he has the craptastic talent of picking rookie flameouts—Cade McNown was ours; Daunte Culpepper was still available—it’s not such a bad idea to get 2 crappy players for the price of one, especially when the Chicago papers will excoriate you for blowing the draft.

As for the NBA…I spent the 90s watching MJ, so I’m really not that invested in the pro game anymore.  Getting Rose is nice, but I’d rather watch college.

Comment #6: Caren, Creator of Animorphic Pancakes  on  06/27  at  09:14 AM

are you kidding?  CDR falling way into the 2nd round?  the lesser Lopez drafted first? 4-5 big team shakeups?  the thing is, middle-round picks make the NFL all the time.  the NBA is much more perilous in its reading of how amateur translates to pro talent and, therefore, great for second-guessing.

Comment #7: paperpusher  on  06/27  at  10:46 AM

“You even have the odd horrific draft year, like 1999, where such stalwarts as Tim Couch, Akili Smith, Ricky Williams and Cade McNown thrilled us with the prospect of legendary flameouts.”

Not fair. Ricky Williams had a hall of fame career compared to the others there. If the NFL wasn’t digging too much into its players personal lives, he might still be at least a useful backup.

“Well, the whole NBA experience would be a lot more fun if the blasted season didn’t last 8 months. Basketball playoffs at the end of June is sort of stupid.”

This is also true of hockey and, worse, it affects the game negatively. You can’t keep very good ice when it’s like 90 outside as it was in Dallas during the conference championships (of course places like Dallas shouldn’t be allowed to have a hockey team, much less steal the one from Minneapolis-St. Paul) and Pittsburgh during the finals. Or at least NHL owners don’t spend the money to make it so you can.

Comment #8: witless chum  on  06/27  at  11:30 AM

Sorry,

You can’t count going to Cavs games in the ‘90’s. That was a halfway decent team in a location that was convenient with parking that didn’t turn into soup at the first sign of rain or snow.

No, to be a Cavs fan, you had to go the Mausoleum, uh, Colosseum @ Richfield, take your life in your hands in the parking lot, and go inside to the witness the exploits of the never-to-be-forgotten “Dinner-Bell” Mel Turpin (among others). Then go back to the parking lot, where everyone who left at the end of the 3rd quarter spent the 4th quarter in a traffic jam drinking their six/twelve/cases of “road pop” for the trip home.

Thank you, Ted (“if we want to get more white folks to go to basketball games, we need more white players. That’s why black folks don’t go to hockey games!”) Stepien, whose destruction of the team led to the disasters I went to see.

At least the Cavs were responsible for making my son a college basketball fan…

Comment #9: Illogical Planner  on  06/27  at  02:59 PM

This wasn’t true when everyone went to four years of college and came into the NBA with a modicum of experience and toughness.  There were some PACKED drafts back in the day.  The Olajuwon-Jordan-Barkley year, for example, which I think also had Karl Malone going 15th or 20th.

I’ll go you one better, I was attending 76ers games in the mid-90s.  We had fifth-row seats.  One night I saw them put up 57 against the Heat.

Not one player, the whole team.

Shawn Bradley, baby!  I love this game!

Comment #10: dday  on  06/27  at  10:52 PM
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