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The New York Times Plays D&D

imageJohn McCain’s campaign blogger counters a New York Times story by forcefully rebutting another story that doesn’t exist.

Likewise, Tony Blankley goes on the attack against the pro-Obama media by lamenting the lack of coverage for things that didn’t happen

When the going narrative about your campaign and supporters is that you’ll lie at the drop of a hat, it helps if you don’t seek to disprove that by lying before anyone’s ever even thought of putting on a hat which they might in turn drop.  You get the sense from the McCain campaign that they were waiting for the inevitable “invented the internet”/“voted for it before I voted against it” moment, and are flabbergasted at the media for not manufacturing it by now.  The calculation was that they’d just keep browbeating the media until, eventually, Obama stumbled and it became the game-changer to end all game-changers. 

Unfortunately, people still like to be teased with a glad hand of a crappy nickname or the faux-collegiality of getting invited to something, then getting shut out.  Blatant lying and relentless aggression tends not to be the way that you convince people to do your dirty work, as years of cartoon henchmen turning on cartoon villains have taught us. 

 

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Posted by Jesse Taylor on 12:08 PM • (17) Comments

I think there’s a good amount of surprise in the McCain camp over the way the press has reacted this year, because they expected—and rightfully so, given past performance—that the press would dutifully lick McCain’s scrotum at every possible opportunity, even when they were being chastised by the mighty MaverickReformerPOW! So when the press deigned to nip at the taint a little, they got upset. I’m not going to continue with the metaphor here; let’s just say it ends poorly and leave it at that.

Comment #1: Incertus, Nacho Daddy  on  09/24  at  12:41 PM

How is that playing D&D;? I mean, in D&D;, they at least make an effort to embrace realism in their fantasy…

Comment #2: Robbie Taylor  on  09/24  at  12:46 PM

The McCain blogger likes accusing anyone who disagrees with him of being a basement-dwelling D&D;player.  And then apologizing for it.  And then doing it again.

Comment #3: Jesse Taylor  on  09/24  at  12:51 PM

Aside from making a great point, special kudos for tying in that Iago picture on the very last line.  I was on pins and needles.

Comment #4: Christastrophe  on  09/24  at  12:52 PM

I tried to read the Tony Blankley column, I really did. But my eyes kept rolling back so far in my head that I could see the roots of my hair. I gave up. What a blowhard!

Comment #5: Donna Hrkman  on  09/24  at  01:30 PM

The D&D;hostility is just so weird. I’m almost expecting McCain to try to throw it at Obama during the debates.

“Your economy plan can’t work! You’re a D&D;player!”
“I’m a what? A DVD players? What are you talking about?”
“D&D;Player!”
“Have you lost your mind? Why are you talking about games?”
“D&D;PLAYER!!!”

Comment #6: Scott  on  09/24  at  01:31 PM

The calculation was that they’d just keep browbeating the media until, eventually, Obama stumbled and it became the game-changer to end all game-changers.

And then the mother of all financial collapses loomed, and people realized, “Hey, we really are in serious trouble here!  Why TF are you talking about what Bill Ayers did in the 1960s when the banks are set to collapse tomorrow?”

Comment #7: Mnemosyne  on  09/24  at  01:40 PM

<blockquote>
The D&D;hostility is just so weird. I’m almost expecting McCain to try to throw it at Obama during the debates.

“Your economy plan can’t work! You’re a D&D;player!”
“I’m a what? A DVD players? What are you talking about?”
“D&D;Player!”
“Have you lost your mind? Why are you talking about games?”
“D&D;PLAYER!!!”
<./blockquote>

You owe me a new keyboard, Scott.  Mine appears to now be drenched in coffee.

I keep wondering if this is some kind of failed dog-whistle to fundies.  I kind of doubt it because it would only seem to appeal to fundies who are still living in 1983 or something.  Denouncing D&D;these days is kind of like denouncing hula-hoops as encouraging promiscuity in our youth.

Comment #8: NonyNony  on  09/24  at  01:50 PM

He’s just mad because Obama has a Mind of Sharpness, +5, Last Word variety.

Comment #9: Samantha Vimes  on  09/24  at  02:38 PM

I think we’re also starting to see some results from people working the refs in the other direction, especially people whose readership and revenue doesn’t keep dropping from quarter to quarter.

Comment #10: paul  on  09/24  at  02:54 PM

At least in D&D;, and other RP games have a DM (or GM) that spends half the campaign burrowing through the rule books making sure the players can’t get away with BS.

Comment #11: Markus  on  09/24  at  04:08 PM

D&D;Rules Lawyers Unite!

Our powers are beyond your understanding.

Comment #12: S.G.E.W.  on  09/24  at  04:33 PM

Here’s my McGreevyesque “coming out” moment… I AM A GEEK AMERICAN!

Hey, at least in D&D;, when we killed things and took their stuff, we killed imaginary things and took imaginary stuff.

The rethugs are more like the live-action roleplayers… with Henry Paulson playing a Thief!

Comment #13: Big Bad Bald Bastard  on  09/24  at  06:47 PM

Is there a reason D&D;always has a semicolon after it?

Comment #14: Jesse Taylor  on  09/24  at  07:04 PM

Ah, blog formatting.  Sweet.

Comment #15: Jesse Taylor  on  09/24  at  07:04 PM

Blatant lying and relentless aggression tends not to be the way that you convince people to do your dirty work, as years of cartoon henchmen turning on cartoon villains have taught us.

Too bad Voldemort never had to learn that lesson.

Comment #16: junk science  on  09/25  at  12:28 AM

Is there a reason D&D;always has a semicolon after it?

I was wondering that myself, Jesse—now I know.  Or at least I have a phrase to stick to it, which is almost the same thing. smile

Comment #17: JCfromNC  on  09/25  at  03:19 AM
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