For this post, at least. Barry has requested that the internets come together as one to make fun of an unfunny, misogynist cartoon, repairing both the humor and the anti-woman attitudes. If you can include a little mockery of anxious masculinity and douchebaggery in general, so much the better. Since Pandagon is the original home of these kind of cartoon remixes—-at least when it came to “Day by Day”—-and since Barry kindly made a version of the cartoon with the bubbles cleared out, I thought I’d participate. Here’s the original:
I went to their website and discovered that a major theme was that women minds, desires, and non-sexual pursuits are nothing but obstacles between men and the vaginas that belong rightfully to said men.
Anyway, I thought I’d have some fun with it.
Leave yours in comments. Barry said I could put a copy of the blank one in the post to make it easier if you want to photoshop it. It’s under the fold. But in the grand tradition of Pandagon remixes, if you want to go lazy and just leave your dialogue in comments, that’s also welcome.
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Since I don’t know the character names, I’ll call then Black and Blond for the hair color.
Blond: Any luck last night?
Black: Nah, came home empty
Black: I don’t understand
Blond: What’s the problem?
Black: I try all the pickup lines from that book, and I still can’t get laid
Blond: I don’t get it
Black: Neither do I
OK, so it isn’t that great. This is why I don’t write comedy.